Dear Diary,

I just died.

Look, all I wanted to do was to open the big door and leave this weird desolated place.

What I didn't expect was some kind of huge monstrosity to jump down from the ceiling and try to squash me with his hammer.
It looked like some kind of fat demon. It had a huge hammer and two weird bony looking wings. Not sure how he could fly with them but he did.

I almost died there but I managed to retreat back to the door.

Only to find that the giant ass doors, somehow, closed behind me.

The big ass demon swugn his hammer and I died.

Or so I thought. But instead I appeared /ide the doors, back on the courtyard. Sitting next to the bonfire.

The pain in my chest from that brutal hammer swing was gone. My wounds have magically vanished.

I can still hear the demon on the other side of the doors.

What is going on?