"You are such an arsehole!" Someone yelled and Yung Hee rolled her eyes, walking directly into the kitchen to find John glaring at Pidgeon who just sniggered a can of beer clutched in one wing.
"Arsehole? That's the best you can come up with?" Pigeon laughed and John just snorted, hovering off the floor. "How about calling me..." He started to list as many offensive words as he could not caring that Yung Lee had taken a seat at the table who rolled her eyes with a snort of disguest.
"You have a mouth on you don't you? No wonder Sandra turned you into a pidegon. I'm being honest here but you deserved it." John shot back and Pigeon just sniggered, taking a drink of his beer. "Oh and it's only ten in the morning so who's the alcoholic here?" He added and Pigeon burst out laughing nearly choking on the drink.
"Okay what's so funny?" Yung Lee sighed as Pigeon coughed, wiping his beak before he opened it.
"The alcoholic's ragging on me about my drinking? You're kidding right?" Pigeon coughed and John raised an eyebrow as he flew over, landing on the nearest unoccupied seat. "Everyone here knows you drink at all hours. Yesterday I caught you drinking on the sofa at midnight." He told them and Yung Hee rolled her eyes as John leant back in his chair.
"So what?" Mike asked as he appeared in the doorway and Pigeon jumped his beer splattering the floor. "What did I miss?" He asked as he sat in the last chair and Pidegon muttered under his breath a few choice words, tossing his now empty beer can into the trash.
"Pigeon was enlighting us all on my drinking. Apparently drinking at twelve midnight makes me an alcoholic." John explained with a snort his arms crossed against his chest.
"Oh I wasn't finished. You started drinking at midnight and didn't stop until you passed out." Pigeon replied and John blinked as Pigeon climbed onto the table. "Yeah you heard me. Or two days ago when you drank so much that we found you passed out, naked I'd like to add, in the pool."
"I don't remember doing that." John answered scratching at his chin as Pigeon hopped down from the table moving to the fridge. "Hmm...how do I know you're not making this up?"
"Actually it's true. Dad had to dive in and save you. Seems a bit weird you already being dead and all." Yung Lee added and John rolled his eyes at them, leaving the chair to hover several inches off the floor. "Hey now where are you going?"
"Away from all of you." John snapped as he flew towards the hallway ignoring Pigeon's next smartass comment. For a few seconds all they could hear was silence and Pigeon's sniggering before the door slammed shut so hard Mike and Yung Lee jumped.
"Well that was rude." Pigeon said and Yung Lee just facepalmed, shaking her head in disgust.