Right up front I apologize for the length of time this has taken, other things have been happening making it impossible to get this in…
Spiderbear: Yes the chairs strike back indeed…
Cristalina: Well we found out what happens when I don't update didn't we… although rather then get annoyed at your 'annoying' email, I thought it was funny… and you knew I threw the tomato all along didn't you… I'll try not to use cliffhangers… too much hehehe… Falco will yell at me too so…
Viewtiful John: Don't look here for weapons like that unless you were joking cus I noticed a similar review about Cristalina's fic, they are kids… read some of the other stuff by Cristalina's (through his eyes and 10 things you need to know about Joanna Dark)…
Fan Fiction Enjoyer: Haha, Elvis… well… he's somewhere… but yes, that's very true about him being there when you don't need him, sometimes in the line of your shot.
Finally, enough shameless plugs of Cristalina's fics and excuses for my delays… here it comes…
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"So what are you going to do?" Falco looked to Peachrocks "Send Elvis in? Give the kids some actual guns to fight back with? Randomly generate bunches of characters to raid Mr. Blonde and the school?" Falco continually offered suggestions
"Good idea!" Peachrocks smiled as he typed
"Sending Elvis in or the guns?" Falco asked
"Haha no, generating bunches of characters randomly" Peachrocks replied
Falco slapped his hand to his forehead "THAT WAS A JOKE!" He shouted out
"I know that" Peachrocks replied calmly as he got to work on generating random characters out of the door
"Well if you must… please send in Slippy to get slaughtered…" Falco said
"Done" Peachrocks replied
Slippy instantly appeared from the door…
"HI everybody" Slippy said in that most annoying voice of his
"Falco, tape please…" Peachrocks clicked his fingers after removing them from his ears to block out the sound
"Certainly, no Fox to stop me doing this…" Falco smiled evilly as he got some strong electric tape and put it over Slippy's mouth
"Hey Falco, what's with the tape… you can't be… mmmmmm" Slippy's mouth was then covered with the tape…
"Excellent, let's do some random generating" Peachrocks said
Peachrocks then went to his computer again… then as he typed 5 more characters appeared, including Peach, Terry Bogard from fatal fury, Tails from the Sonic series, Mikau and Nabooru from Zelda…
"But Peachrocks, you've typed here eight characters, I only count six…" Falco pointed out
"I'm not finished yet, you expect me to think instantly…" Peachrocks replied annoyed
Soon enough two more people appeared
"Now, where do they come from?" Falco asked
"The future… Kel, Mel introduce yourselves" Peachrocks said
"How could you kill me you heartless cruel…" Kel started
"Quiet you, Natasha has much more to complain about then you do…" Peachrocks cut him off
"True… " Kel said
"Say you reckon we could find our past selves?" Mel asked
"Yeah and tell myself not to rush through that door" Kel said
"Like you'd remember anyway… you're so stupid you'd forget to eat if your stomach didn't grumble" Mel said
"Why you…" Kel went to strangle his brother
"Come on guys, knock it off" Falco rolled his eyes
"Mmmmmmm" Slippy added
"What's with all these weird people?" Peach asked nervously.
"Don't worry, it'll be okay…" Terry told her
"How do you know?" Peach asked
"I just know…" Terry said
"Nice army…" Falco said
"Thank you now let's remove the tape from Slippy" Peachrocks said as he took the tape off Slippy
"Are you nuts!?" Falco shouted
"His voice is a useful weapon… so…" Peachrocks finished
"Well whatever…" Falco rolled his eyes
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Back at the school Cassandra was very pleased with her work; she and Trent go down to the canteen and get free food from there.
"I've really got to hand it to you Trent; I'd thought you'd abandoned me…" Cassandra smiled as she ate some chips
"Me, never… It was a long shot but I didn't know what else to do" Trent said as he put some coke down his mouth with all the other kids still tied up expect a few that were slowing being moved outside at Mr. Blonde's command in addition to the chairs guarding them.
"Move you lazy humans!" Mr. Blonde demanded as he forced some students on to a ship.
Meanwhile…
"How's it going?" Seung Mina asked Natalya. She had opened Dr. Caroll from the back, with her and Ivy looking inside Dr. Caroll's programming.
"Boris put some kind of new order into Dr. Caroll to make him act like a drunk at a party on a Saturday night" Natalya explained
"Open up in there!" A voice demanded
"That doesn't sound friendly" Sarah said
"Natalya, keep working, Mina get some things to hold the door down" Ivy ordered
Sarah and Seung Mina pushed a table in front of the door as the banging continued
"That's not going to hold them I don't think… judging by the sound of that knocking" Ivy commented…
"I think I've got it" Natalya said "Just a few more minutes"
"There's nothing else it's got to hold or… ARGGGH" Seung Mina screamed as the table suddenly came to life…
"Guess who…" The table said in a highly dopey voice
"Oh, I've had enough of you…" Ivy used her sword and chopped the table in two with ease…
"Nooooooo!" the table cried out
"There, no more life for that thing" Ivy said as she moved the two remaining parts to block the door…
The banging on the other end just got louder…
"They are going to bust down that door eventually" Sarah frowned
"Yeah..." Seung Mina replied
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Terry, Peach, Tails, Slippy, Mikau and Nabooru were trying to get through a door where Peachrocks had told them to go.
"Say where'd the twins go?" Terry asked looking around
"Baby!! I dunno!! They seemed to disappear…yeah" Mikau sung out
"Please… don't do that again" Peach said
"Okay…" Mikau said quietly
"Hang on a minute, how do we know they are our friends on the other side?" Terry asked his group
"It has to be Peachrocks said so…" Slippy said in his annoying voice yet again "According to Falco, he knows everything"
"Arggghh! Why couldn't this Peachrocks keep the tape on that things mouth" Nabooru said annoyed
"I thought Falco and Fox were joking about Slippy during the Smash Brothers tournament" Peach rolled her eyes
"Hopefully we won't have to put up with him for very long and this massive crossover of random characters will end soon, then we can all get back to where we came from, and get this back to Perfect Dark" Tails removed his hands from his ears to block out Slippy's annoying voice.
"Why does EVERYBODY hate the sound of MY voice" Slippy putting emphasis on words only made him sound more annoying.
"That's it; I am busting this door…" Terry said "Are you okay?" Terry asked
"What? I'm fine aside from Slippy?" Peach asked confused
"BUSTER WOLF" Terry shouted out releasing a huge wave of energy at the door sending it busting open
"Wow… you're a bit weird but that was powerful… why do you ask are you okay for?" Peach asked
"I dunno, it's just my thing before I use the attack, kinda caught on now" Terry told her
When they did Ivy and Seung Mina jumped in on them with their weapons. They both hit Slippy on the head HARD.
"Owwwwwwww!" Slippy cried out to cause Natalya to throw Dr. Caroll right at him… knocking Slippy out
"Thanks guys" Mikau came into the room first
"Who are you" Ivy raised her sword to Zorans neck
"We are friends sent by the mayor" Peach smiled and told everybody
"Wait, you are Princess Peach… the ko'ed frog is Slippy… and the fox is Tails… I don't know the rest of you though…" Natalya said
"That's Mikau and Nabooru, they are from Zelda games, and ohmygod… its Terry Bogard…" Seung Mina went and jumped towards Terry. Terry caught her.
"Well, this is weird…" Ivy said "So how did the mayor send you?" Ivy asked
"I don't know… we just appeared…" Tails said
"Now I just have to reactivate Dr. Caroll" Natalya said
"Wait…" Tails went and checked Dr. Caroll on the ground after being thrown at Slippy "Ah, one sec" Tails pulled a wire and then activated Dr. Caroll; the screen came back to life.
"Ahhhhh! That's much better… I don't know what happened" Dr. Caroll said to everybody
"You were reprogrammed… the school has been taken over by some loony…" Ivy told him
"Let's go rescue everybody" Nabooru said
"Yeah!" Peach agreed and everybody left the room except Slippy who was still ko'ed and nobody seemed to care.
"Hey little girl… you are going to have to come down now… we have to move" Terry told Seung Mina who was still holding on to him
"You aren't going anywhere…" Seung Mina said seductively
"Err… you're a bit young for that aren't you?" Terry struggled and forced Mina to let go…
"Oh… well okay… but after this is over don't go anywhere" Mina said chasing Terry out of the room
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"Kel, are you sure this is a shortcut…" Mel asked "We should be there by now"
"Don't worry brother, we'll find ourselves soon enough" Kel said sure of himself
"IDIOT! We are going to the school not finding our younger selves that are back at home across the Pacific Ocean!" Mel slapped his brother across the head
"WELL I didn't know that did I, you were the one who suggested we look for ourselves" Kel replied
"Being dead has probably made you stupider then before" Mel shook his head
"I was never the dumb one, you were the smart one perhaps but a) At least I was the funny twin and two I am certainly not the dumb twin, there is no dumb twin here…" Kel said
"You talking in past tense is why you are the dumb twin" Mel countered
"That's low man, you picking on a dead man, its not like I ran into the proximity mine on purpose" Kel said
Mel said nothing just shaking his head again as he headed back in the right direction.
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"I wonder what he's doing with that big ship" Joanna asked, the sticky stuff made it impossible to move anywhere
"He's putting students on there… what's Blonde doing?" Velvet said
"Maybe he's taking them to some distance planet and turning them into Credar like Mr. Scarlet or worse feeding them to Credar" Sean said
"There are no such things as Credar Sean … I don't know what he's doing" Jonathan rolled his eyes, every since Sean had supposedly encountered that stupid chair he's been going on about how the world has aliens on it that are watching it and some are more aggressive then others. Jonathan figured Sean was just playing too much Perfect Light.
"Also that never happened… as far as we know Scarlet never took humans aside from Jackie and Kalassandra back to his home planet, and that wasn't even him… it was some other nameless Credar" Daniel corrected him
"They did experiment on them though… and caused them to be abducted… that's scary" Natasha added
"Quiet…everybody, what IS he doing?" Cassandra said
She ran out and approached Mr. Blonde
"What are you doing?" Cassandra asked
"I am taking these foolish people away… then the human race will be terrified when humans and animals will be abducted, you my dear will be spared because you helped me… Ah new prisoners… excellent" Blonde pointed in the direction of Alec, Xenia and Boris.
"They were part of this too let them go" Cassandra said
"No, they betrayed you my dear, cowards shouldn't be forgiven" Mr. Blonde replied coldly
"Wait a minute, if all the students get abducted, that leaves me with nothing left to rule over" Cassandra said
"Very good girl… now excuse me, I have more humans to abduct" Mr Blonde walked off
Cassandra swore to herself, she had been tricked… what could she do now, she now regretted every taking the school over… it wasn't all that great anyway; students are no fun to order around. She had to think of a plan, even if it meant using her enemies to help her. She walked back inside and gave Trent a look which indicated 'we need to talk'. However Trent just looked at Cassandra puzzled… frustrated that Trent was too thick to pick up on the hint she just motioned with her eyes, but again Trent still missed it shrugging his shoulders with a puzzled expression as if to say what.
"Geez he's a moron" She said quietly to herself
She then pointed down a corridor and Trent finally caught on. The two of them walked the corridor out of earshot of the remaining students and Mr. Blonde..
"We need to get the students out" Cassandra said
"What why?" Trent replied
"Mr. Blonde is taking them all away, we'll have nothing left to rule over… he tricked us" Cassandra grumbled
"What!?" Trent replied shocked
"Let's get revenge on him… somehow… first we need a plan on destroying those chairs" Cassandra said
"Alright, but how to we do that?" Trent asked
"Having a little chat are we?" A familiar dark voice came from behind
Cassandra and Trent turned around and saw Mr. Blonde.
"ARGGGGGGH!" They both screamed and ran however they were blocked off by a table, and then were soon captured.
"Foolish human, I could have spared your life, but as you are greedy like most of your kind, you will not receive such mercy" Mr. Blonde said coldly
However suddenly a lot of crashing noises were heard.
"What is that sound?" Mr. Blonde said alarmed and ran back to the cafeteria area.
What he saw was several pieces of wood on the ground. Peach, Nabooru, Ivy, Mikau and Terry had all showed up with the chairs are tables split everywhere. The 5 of them were standing threatening at Mr. Blonde. Suddenly a piece of wood is flung at his face, he ducks.
"Foolish human! You will not get away with this" Mr. Blonde said angrily
"Ah but I'm no human am I…" Mikau replied
Peach pulled a smiling turnip out of nowhere and threw it at Mr. Blonde. Mr. Blonde tries to dodge and Terry comes at him with a burning knuckle knocking him down. Ivy comes on the top and strangles Mr. Blonde with her whip. Mr. Blonde struggles to break free but does so tripped Ivy in the process, he then spots Terry closing on him but as Terry closes he pushes his hand forward and a mysterious earthquake trips Terry and Peach loses her footing. Trying to take advantage of this Mr. Blonde rushes at Peach but however he fails to notice that Nabooru and Mikau are cutting the spider web substance while Terry, Peach and Ivy are keeping him busy. Suddenly he feels pain at the back of his head and notices Kilik behind him with staff in hand. Then all the kids start to close in on Mr. Blonde.
"I'll be back, you'll all regret this one day!! And I've still got my ship with about half of your school on it…" Mr. Blonde pushed his way out of the crowd
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"Kel how do I start this thing?" Mel asked
"I dunno, I thought YOU were the smart one" Kel said
"You got any better ideas then?" Mel said trying to work out how to start this strange looking ship.
"Well… no…" Kel sighed
"What are you doing, just turn the thing on and get outta here" Tails said
"Forget this I've got a better idea" Mel smiled to himself
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Mr. Blonde ran into his ship, there would be nothing to stop his plan, perhaps not as successful as he first hoped he headed into the drivers compartment and tried to turn the ship on.
"What? Why wont the engine start…" Mr. Blonde grumbled
A message on the screen came up…
Engine faulty... needs repairing.
"Damn this, well it doesn't matter really, they can't get in here anyway…" Mr. Blonde said as he headed to the Engine room.
On entering the engine room he looked at the engine was gone. There was a notice on the ground.
To Blondy,
Owe one engine
From Blondy
"WHAT!? What is the meaning of this… well there must be a spare somewhere" Mr. Blonde tried to think logically but he could be running out of time before the humans found a way in.
Mr. Blonde then remembered where the spare parts were located. He headed over to that room and opening the spare engine case. However suddenly an oily substance started spraying at him in the face. When the oil stopped he rubbed his eyes and read a note that read.
To Blondy
Give routine Skedar oil check to spare engine
From Blondy
"WHAT!?! I know I never wrote that, I don't call myself Blondy who's doing this…" Mr. Blonde was furious now "Ah but they could never find my spare, spare engine" Mr. Blonde laughed
He headed another direction and turned on the light, but it wouldn't work…
"Ah the engine is out, of course… no matter… there is even this silver thing that I stole. It produces flame… humans light this cylinder like thing and puff smoke after setting the front of it on fire…" Mr. Blonde said proud of his human knowledge. "Although I wonder what this funny smell is in here" Mr. Blonde asked himself. "No matter… I'll work it out later…"
Of course, it was his undoing… he lit up the lighter and the entire ship exploded…
Outside the ship all the students and teachers including a full restored Dr. Caroll plus Terry, Tails, Nabooru, Mikau, Peach, Kel and Mel and a taped mouth still slightly ko'ed Slippy, all saw the ship explode. Mr. Blonde was standing in the middle of the blown up ship and in typical cartoon style he was still alive except he was covered in black explosion effect all over. Naturally all the students were laughing as well as our random characters.
"I'll have my revenge one day! You'll all regret this!" Mr. Blonde ran off angrily until he tripped onto one of the fallen pieces of wood from his tables and chairs. The students all rushed him but he quickly recovered and continued running in defeat. Afterwards still in view he ran inside a smaller ship and it took off and he soon disappeared.
"Yeah! We did it!" Joanna said victoriously
"You didn't do anything… it was them who did everything" Jonathan replied gesturing towards our random characters, Seung Mina, Ivy.
"It doesn't matter who or what did it, the point is he's not around to bother us anymore" Daniel said
"I guess you are right" Joanna sighed
"What about the students Blondy got? They didn't die, did they?" Natasha asked
"Nah… we got them out in time, fortunately Mel was smart enough to open the door to that room he was holding them since he was too stupid to start the engine" Kel said
"I really wish you wouldn't call me stupid" Mel said rolling his eyes
"Why not? Its fun" Kel replied
"Because if I'm stupid, that makes you brain dead" Mel said
"Bah, I'm not going to tackle you this time for somebody to split up the fight" Kel smiled
"Too much of a coward huh?" Mel replied
"That's it" Kel went to tackle Mel, but of course a limo arrived and pull up at the school. Peachrocks stepped out.
"Alright you two break it up… I know I wrote you two to fight all the time but just be peaceful for once" Peachrocks rolled his eyes
"Ha, you can't control me without your computer can you?" Kel smiled and went to attack Mel
"Guess again" Peachrocks drew a laptop from the limo
"Ah nuts…" Kel sighed
"Come on you guys, this character randomness session is over" Peachrocks said as Peach and everybody else headed into the limo, despite Slippy trying to enter by the boot… until Peachrocks redirected him.
"Mina, you got to let me go" Terry said
"Aww… but you are so dreamy, why don't you ditch Blue Mary and stay here" Mina moaned
"Because Mary will kill you then me… but Mai would be proud of you, you'll be just as good as her one day" Terry ran from Mina before she tried anything else
The limo pulled away and the students headed back into the school.
"Well that was different" Joanna said
"Yeah… but fun to meet all those characters we thought were not real and just from a computer game" Velvet replied
"Imagine if we were computerised though with people writing stories about us all the time… think that could ever happen?" Grimshaw said
"No, not in a million years… like anybody would want to make a game about us" Jonathan rolled his eyes
They walked back to the corridors and…
"Please help us" Cassandra begged
"Yes, please… we didn't mean it… and we turned our backs on him which is why he tied us up" Trent added
"Hmm… we'll have to think about it…" Joanna smiled evilly
"How should we punish them?" Jonathan asked
"Why do we let unseen forces determine that… but I hope nothing TOO violent happens" Sean said
"Yeah the key word there is TOO violent, but some violence would be fine… although I don't want to say what I want because it would be too graphic" Foster said
"Aw… I'd rather they did something like kiss everybody's feet like 10 times" Velvet moaned but still smiled
Cassandra and Trent looked at each other in horror at the thought of both of those ideas.
What will the unseen forces decide… who are the unseen forces? You are!
Review please…
Spiderbear: Yes the chairs strike back indeed…
Cristalina: Well we found out what happens when I don't update didn't we… although rather then get annoyed at your 'annoying' email, I thought it was funny… and you knew I threw the tomato all along didn't you… I'll try not to use cliffhangers… too much hehehe… Falco will yell at me too so…
Viewtiful John: Don't look here for weapons like that unless you were joking cus I noticed a similar review about Cristalina's fic, they are kids… read some of the other stuff by Cristalina's (through his eyes and 10 things you need to know about Joanna Dark)…
Fan Fiction Enjoyer: Haha, Elvis… well… he's somewhere… but yes, that's very true about him being there when you don't need him, sometimes in the line of your shot.
Finally, enough shameless plugs of Cristalina's fics and excuses for my delays… here it comes…
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"So what are you going to do?" Falco looked to Peachrocks "Send Elvis in? Give the kids some actual guns to fight back with? Randomly generate bunches of characters to raid Mr. Blonde and the school?" Falco continually offered suggestions
"Good idea!" Peachrocks smiled as he typed
"Sending Elvis in or the guns?" Falco asked
"Haha no, generating bunches of characters randomly" Peachrocks replied
Falco slapped his hand to his forehead "THAT WAS A JOKE!" He shouted out
"I know that" Peachrocks replied calmly as he got to work on generating random characters out of the door
"Well if you must… please send in Slippy to get slaughtered…" Falco said
"Done" Peachrocks replied
Slippy instantly appeared from the door…
"HI everybody" Slippy said in that most annoying voice of his
"Falco, tape please…" Peachrocks clicked his fingers after removing them from his ears to block out the sound
"Certainly, no Fox to stop me doing this…" Falco smiled evilly as he got some strong electric tape and put it over Slippy's mouth
"Hey Falco, what's with the tape… you can't be… mmmmmm" Slippy's mouth was then covered with the tape…
"Excellent, let's do some random generating" Peachrocks said
Peachrocks then went to his computer again… then as he typed 5 more characters appeared, including Peach, Terry Bogard from fatal fury, Tails from the Sonic series, Mikau and Nabooru from Zelda…
"But Peachrocks, you've typed here eight characters, I only count six…" Falco pointed out
"I'm not finished yet, you expect me to think instantly…" Peachrocks replied annoyed
Soon enough two more people appeared
"Now, where do they come from?" Falco asked
"The future… Kel, Mel introduce yourselves" Peachrocks said
"How could you kill me you heartless cruel…" Kel started
"Quiet you, Natasha has much more to complain about then you do…" Peachrocks cut him off
"True… " Kel said
"Say you reckon we could find our past selves?" Mel asked
"Yeah and tell myself not to rush through that door" Kel said
"Like you'd remember anyway… you're so stupid you'd forget to eat if your stomach didn't grumble" Mel said
"Why you…" Kel went to strangle his brother
"Come on guys, knock it off" Falco rolled his eyes
"Mmmmmmm" Slippy added
"What's with all these weird people?" Peach asked nervously.
"Don't worry, it'll be okay…" Terry told her
"How do you know?" Peach asked
"I just know…" Terry said
"Nice army…" Falco said
"Thank you now let's remove the tape from Slippy" Peachrocks said as he took the tape off Slippy
"Are you nuts!?" Falco shouted
"His voice is a useful weapon… so…" Peachrocks finished
"Well whatever…" Falco rolled his eyes
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Back at the school Cassandra was very pleased with her work; she and Trent go down to the canteen and get free food from there.
"I've really got to hand it to you Trent; I'd thought you'd abandoned me…" Cassandra smiled as she ate some chips
"Me, never… It was a long shot but I didn't know what else to do" Trent said as he put some coke down his mouth with all the other kids still tied up expect a few that were slowing being moved outside at Mr. Blonde's command in addition to the chairs guarding them.
"Move you lazy humans!" Mr. Blonde demanded as he forced some students on to a ship.
Meanwhile…
"How's it going?" Seung Mina asked Natalya. She had opened Dr. Caroll from the back, with her and Ivy looking inside Dr. Caroll's programming.
"Boris put some kind of new order into Dr. Caroll to make him act like a drunk at a party on a Saturday night" Natalya explained
"Open up in there!" A voice demanded
"That doesn't sound friendly" Sarah said
"Natalya, keep working, Mina get some things to hold the door down" Ivy ordered
Sarah and Seung Mina pushed a table in front of the door as the banging continued
"That's not going to hold them I don't think… judging by the sound of that knocking" Ivy commented…
"I think I've got it" Natalya said "Just a few more minutes"
"There's nothing else it's got to hold or… ARGGGH" Seung Mina screamed as the table suddenly came to life…
"Guess who…" The table said in a highly dopey voice
"Oh, I've had enough of you…" Ivy used her sword and chopped the table in two with ease…
"Nooooooo!" the table cried out
"There, no more life for that thing" Ivy said as she moved the two remaining parts to block the door…
The banging on the other end just got louder…
"They are going to bust down that door eventually" Sarah frowned
"Yeah..." Seung Mina replied
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Terry, Peach, Tails, Slippy, Mikau and Nabooru were trying to get through a door where Peachrocks had told them to go.
"Say where'd the twins go?" Terry asked looking around
"Baby!! I dunno!! They seemed to disappear…yeah" Mikau sung out
"Please… don't do that again" Peach said
"Okay…" Mikau said quietly
"Hang on a minute, how do we know they are our friends on the other side?" Terry asked his group
"It has to be Peachrocks said so…" Slippy said in his annoying voice yet again "According to Falco, he knows everything"
"Arggghh! Why couldn't this Peachrocks keep the tape on that things mouth" Nabooru said annoyed
"I thought Falco and Fox were joking about Slippy during the Smash Brothers tournament" Peach rolled her eyes
"Hopefully we won't have to put up with him for very long and this massive crossover of random characters will end soon, then we can all get back to where we came from, and get this back to Perfect Dark" Tails removed his hands from his ears to block out Slippy's annoying voice.
"Why does EVERYBODY hate the sound of MY voice" Slippy putting emphasis on words only made him sound more annoying.
"That's it; I am busting this door…" Terry said "Are you okay?" Terry asked
"What? I'm fine aside from Slippy?" Peach asked confused
"BUSTER WOLF" Terry shouted out releasing a huge wave of energy at the door sending it busting open
"Wow… you're a bit weird but that was powerful… why do you ask are you okay for?" Peach asked
"I dunno, it's just my thing before I use the attack, kinda caught on now" Terry told her
When they did Ivy and Seung Mina jumped in on them with their weapons. They both hit Slippy on the head HARD.
"Owwwwwwww!" Slippy cried out to cause Natalya to throw Dr. Caroll right at him… knocking Slippy out
"Thanks guys" Mikau came into the room first
"Who are you" Ivy raised her sword to Zorans neck
"We are friends sent by the mayor" Peach smiled and told everybody
"Wait, you are Princess Peach… the ko'ed frog is Slippy… and the fox is Tails… I don't know the rest of you though…" Natalya said
"That's Mikau and Nabooru, they are from Zelda games, and ohmygod… its Terry Bogard…" Seung Mina went and jumped towards Terry. Terry caught her.
"Well, this is weird…" Ivy said "So how did the mayor send you?" Ivy asked
"I don't know… we just appeared…" Tails said
"Now I just have to reactivate Dr. Caroll" Natalya said
"Wait…" Tails went and checked Dr. Caroll on the ground after being thrown at Slippy "Ah, one sec" Tails pulled a wire and then activated Dr. Caroll; the screen came back to life.
"Ahhhhh! That's much better… I don't know what happened" Dr. Caroll said to everybody
"You were reprogrammed… the school has been taken over by some loony…" Ivy told him
"Let's go rescue everybody" Nabooru said
"Yeah!" Peach agreed and everybody left the room except Slippy who was still ko'ed and nobody seemed to care.
"Hey little girl… you are going to have to come down now… we have to move" Terry told Seung Mina who was still holding on to him
"You aren't going anywhere…" Seung Mina said seductively
"Err… you're a bit young for that aren't you?" Terry struggled and forced Mina to let go…
"Oh… well okay… but after this is over don't go anywhere" Mina said chasing Terry out of the room
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"Kel, are you sure this is a shortcut…" Mel asked "We should be there by now"
"Don't worry brother, we'll find ourselves soon enough" Kel said sure of himself
"IDIOT! We are going to the school not finding our younger selves that are back at home across the Pacific Ocean!" Mel slapped his brother across the head
"WELL I didn't know that did I, you were the one who suggested we look for ourselves" Kel replied
"Being dead has probably made you stupider then before" Mel shook his head
"I was never the dumb one, you were the smart one perhaps but a) At least I was the funny twin and two I am certainly not the dumb twin, there is no dumb twin here…" Kel said
"You talking in past tense is why you are the dumb twin" Mel countered
"That's low man, you picking on a dead man, its not like I ran into the proximity mine on purpose" Kel said
Mel said nothing just shaking his head again as he headed back in the right direction.
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"I wonder what he's doing with that big ship" Joanna asked, the sticky stuff made it impossible to move anywhere
"He's putting students on there… what's Blonde doing?" Velvet said
"Maybe he's taking them to some distance planet and turning them into Credar like Mr. Scarlet or worse feeding them to Credar" Sean said
"There are no such things as Credar Sean … I don't know what he's doing" Jonathan rolled his eyes, every since Sean had supposedly encountered that stupid chair he's been going on about how the world has aliens on it that are watching it and some are more aggressive then others. Jonathan figured Sean was just playing too much Perfect Light.
"Also that never happened… as far as we know Scarlet never took humans aside from Jackie and Kalassandra back to his home planet, and that wasn't even him… it was some other nameless Credar" Daniel corrected him
"They did experiment on them though… and caused them to be abducted… that's scary" Natasha added
"Quiet…everybody, what IS he doing?" Cassandra said
She ran out and approached Mr. Blonde
"What are you doing?" Cassandra asked
"I am taking these foolish people away… then the human race will be terrified when humans and animals will be abducted, you my dear will be spared because you helped me… Ah new prisoners… excellent" Blonde pointed in the direction of Alec, Xenia and Boris.
"They were part of this too let them go" Cassandra said
"No, they betrayed you my dear, cowards shouldn't be forgiven" Mr. Blonde replied coldly
"Wait a minute, if all the students get abducted, that leaves me with nothing left to rule over" Cassandra said
"Very good girl… now excuse me, I have more humans to abduct" Mr Blonde walked off
Cassandra swore to herself, she had been tricked… what could she do now, she now regretted every taking the school over… it wasn't all that great anyway; students are no fun to order around. She had to think of a plan, even if it meant using her enemies to help her. She walked back inside and gave Trent a look which indicated 'we need to talk'. However Trent just looked at Cassandra puzzled… frustrated that Trent was too thick to pick up on the hint she just motioned with her eyes, but again Trent still missed it shrugging his shoulders with a puzzled expression as if to say what.
"Geez he's a moron" She said quietly to herself
She then pointed down a corridor and Trent finally caught on. The two of them walked the corridor out of earshot of the remaining students and Mr. Blonde..
"We need to get the students out" Cassandra said
"What why?" Trent replied
"Mr. Blonde is taking them all away, we'll have nothing left to rule over… he tricked us" Cassandra grumbled
"What!?" Trent replied shocked
"Let's get revenge on him… somehow… first we need a plan on destroying those chairs" Cassandra said
"Alright, but how to we do that?" Trent asked
"Having a little chat are we?" A familiar dark voice came from behind
Cassandra and Trent turned around and saw Mr. Blonde.
"ARGGGGGGH!" They both screamed and ran however they were blocked off by a table, and then were soon captured.
"Foolish human, I could have spared your life, but as you are greedy like most of your kind, you will not receive such mercy" Mr. Blonde said coldly
However suddenly a lot of crashing noises were heard.
"What is that sound?" Mr. Blonde said alarmed and ran back to the cafeteria area.
What he saw was several pieces of wood on the ground. Peach, Nabooru, Ivy, Mikau and Terry had all showed up with the chairs are tables split everywhere. The 5 of them were standing threatening at Mr. Blonde. Suddenly a piece of wood is flung at his face, he ducks.
"Foolish human! You will not get away with this" Mr. Blonde said angrily
"Ah but I'm no human am I…" Mikau replied
Peach pulled a smiling turnip out of nowhere and threw it at Mr. Blonde. Mr. Blonde tries to dodge and Terry comes at him with a burning knuckle knocking him down. Ivy comes on the top and strangles Mr. Blonde with her whip. Mr. Blonde struggles to break free but does so tripped Ivy in the process, he then spots Terry closing on him but as Terry closes he pushes his hand forward and a mysterious earthquake trips Terry and Peach loses her footing. Trying to take advantage of this Mr. Blonde rushes at Peach but however he fails to notice that Nabooru and Mikau are cutting the spider web substance while Terry, Peach and Ivy are keeping him busy. Suddenly he feels pain at the back of his head and notices Kilik behind him with staff in hand. Then all the kids start to close in on Mr. Blonde.
"I'll be back, you'll all regret this one day!! And I've still got my ship with about half of your school on it…" Mr. Blonde pushed his way out of the crowd
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"Kel how do I start this thing?" Mel asked
"I dunno, I thought YOU were the smart one" Kel said
"You got any better ideas then?" Mel said trying to work out how to start this strange looking ship.
"Well… no…" Kel sighed
"What are you doing, just turn the thing on and get outta here" Tails said
"Forget this I've got a better idea" Mel smiled to himself
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Mr. Blonde ran into his ship, there would be nothing to stop his plan, perhaps not as successful as he first hoped he headed into the drivers compartment and tried to turn the ship on.
"What? Why wont the engine start…" Mr. Blonde grumbled
A message on the screen came up…
Engine faulty... needs repairing.
"Damn this, well it doesn't matter really, they can't get in here anyway…" Mr. Blonde said as he headed to the Engine room.
On entering the engine room he looked at the engine was gone. There was a notice on the ground.
To Blondy,
Owe one engine
From Blondy
"WHAT!? What is the meaning of this… well there must be a spare somewhere" Mr. Blonde tried to think logically but he could be running out of time before the humans found a way in.
Mr. Blonde then remembered where the spare parts were located. He headed over to that room and opening the spare engine case. However suddenly an oily substance started spraying at him in the face. When the oil stopped he rubbed his eyes and read a note that read.
To Blondy
Give routine Skedar oil check to spare engine
From Blondy
"WHAT!?! I know I never wrote that, I don't call myself Blondy who's doing this…" Mr. Blonde was furious now "Ah but they could never find my spare, spare engine" Mr. Blonde laughed
He headed another direction and turned on the light, but it wouldn't work…
"Ah the engine is out, of course… no matter… there is even this silver thing that I stole. It produces flame… humans light this cylinder like thing and puff smoke after setting the front of it on fire…" Mr. Blonde said proud of his human knowledge. "Although I wonder what this funny smell is in here" Mr. Blonde asked himself. "No matter… I'll work it out later…"
Of course, it was his undoing… he lit up the lighter and the entire ship exploded…
Outside the ship all the students and teachers including a full restored Dr. Caroll plus Terry, Tails, Nabooru, Mikau, Peach, Kel and Mel and a taped mouth still slightly ko'ed Slippy, all saw the ship explode. Mr. Blonde was standing in the middle of the blown up ship and in typical cartoon style he was still alive except he was covered in black explosion effect all over. Naturally all the students were laughing as well as our random characters.
"I'll have my revenge one day! You'll all regret this!" Mr. Blonde ran off angrily until he tripped onto one of the fallen pieces of wood from his tables and chairs. The students all rushed him but he quickly recovered and continued running in defeat. Afterwards still in view he ran inside a smaller ship and it took off and he soon disappeared.
"Yeah! We did it!" Joanna said victoriously
"You didn't do anything… it was them who did everything" Jonathan replied gesturing towards our random characters, Seung Mina, Ivy.
"It doesn't matter who or what did it, the point is he's not around to bother us anymore" Daniel said
"I guess you are right" Joanna sighed
"What about the students Blondy got? They didn't die, did they?" Natasha asked
"Nah… we got them out in time, fortunately Mel was smart enough to open the door to that room he was holding them since he was too stupid to start the engine" Kel said
"I really wish you wouldn't call me stupid" Mel said rolling his eyes
"Why not? Its fun" Kel replied
"Because if I'm stupid, that makes you brain dead" Mel said
"Bah, I'm not going to tackle you this time for somebody to split up the fight" Kel smiled
"Too much of a coward huh?" Mel replied
"That's it" Kel went to tackle Mel, but of course a limo arrived and pull up at the school. Peachrocks stepped out.
"Alright you two break it up… I know I wrote you two to fight all the time but just be peaceful for once" Peachrocks rolled his eyes
"Ha, you can't control me without your computer can you?" Kel smiled and went to attack Mel
"Guess again" Peachrocks drew a laptop from the limo
"Ah nuts…" Kel sighed
"Come on you guys, this character randomness session is over" Peachrocks said as Peach and everybody else headed into the limo, despite Slippy trying to enter by the boot… until Peachrocks redirected him.
"Mina, you got to let me go" Terry said
"Aww… but you are so dreamy, why don't you ditch Blue Mary and stay here" Mina moaned
"Because Mary will kill you then me… but Mai would be proud of you, you'll be just as good as her one day" Terry ran from Mina before she tried anything else
The limo pulled away and the students headed back into the school.
"Well that was different" Joanna said
"Yeah… but fun to meet all those characters we thought were not real and just from a computer game" Velvet replied
"Imagine if we were computerised though with people writing stories about us all the time… think that could ever happen?" Grimshaw said
"No, not in a million years… like anybody would want to make a game about us" Jonathan rolled his eyes
They walked back to the corridors and…
"Please help us" Cassandra begged
"Yes, please… we didn't mean it… and we turned our backs on him which is why he tied us up" Trent added
"Hmm… we'll have to think about it…" Joanna smiled evilly
"How should we punish them?" Jonathan asked
"Why do we let unseen forces determine that… but I hope nothing TOO violent happens" Sean said
"Yeah the key word there is TOO violent, but some violence would be fine… although I don't want to say what I want because it would be too graphic" Foster said
"Aw… I'd rather they did something like kiss everybody's feet like 10 times" Velvet moaned but still smiled
Cassandra and Trent looked at each other in horror at the thought of both of those ideas.
What will the unseen forces decide… who are the unseen forces? You are!
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