Cristalina: You thought yourself so important you had to take up two reviews? Or did you like my writing so much you believed it was worthy of two. Either way I'm not complaining. You really don't want me to repeat that title? Okay then, but you forgot the commas at the beginning and end of 'The really, super duper, exciting, thrilling, breathtaking adventures of Baron Samedi'. I did actually think of having a one shot with this title, just for giggles... maybe later after I finish this. If you want to write it you are very welcome :P. The quiet you reply is said by your bro huh? Okay... don't worry it's a sign of defeat so you should be glad to hear it. I knew you'd like both the star wars fighting in particularly dull settings and your update soon line.
I think PD zero will be titled PD Zero but they will completely screw with the timeline, giving Joanna either a time machine or she gets missions in the past which is stupid to say the least. When it was going to be on Gamecube they said something like this, Jonathan was likely to be the hero character but Joanna would be in the game, they were undecided on what her role would exactly be. ARGH! You said update soon twice in one chapter! That's too annoying... well at least you doesn't have an update soon song like Mel, now that was bad. The only thing worse is swamp walking in heavy rainfall with Mel happily singing, singing in the rain enjoying every second of your torture while covered in tar, mud etc.
Fanfiction enjoyer: Somebody else who believes they are so important they should get two reviews, but you were different you were reviewing two pieces of the chapter that were together :D. Either way I don't mind. Jonathan in the duel is programmed never to hit Joanna using a bullet (as he's set to ally), and the Magnum bullets do go through people although I haven't tried this with other Magnum using guards. Author and reviewer powers are pretty funny to write although I'm wearing that one out so you'll be seeing less of that.
Zeo, the other one: Well you changed your name... crap.... You really are mysterious, it was only until I was typing this up that I caught onto what had happened. I'll change your name should I throw you in at random in the story.
Also there is quite an annoying mistake in this story somewhere... has ANYBODY noticed it? My next update will remove this mistake but I'll tell you what it is next chapter, I just couldn't be bothered to do it now.
Time to get bothered and write some more...
Lunch time at school... Summer was well and truly on its way so most of the kids were hanging outside. However Joanna, Jonathan, Daniel, Sean, Natasha and the rest of the Perfect Dark group were nowhere to be seen.
Behind a few trees.
"Hey Jo... you won't believe what happens... Jacqueline gets pregnant in chapter 5! She's just told Jack! Oh my God!" Velvet read on excitedly
"Velvet stop spoiling the story, I only just read the part where Jack gets arrested for killing all those people" Joanna replied annoyed
"Oh that wasn't him, I'm sure it was..." Velvet started but Joanna cut her off
"VELVET!" Joanna shouted
"Oops. Well read faster you are better at reading them I am so how come I'm ahead of you?" Velvet asked
"Because I actually have a life and I'm doing different things while you are in your room reading that book" Joanna said
In the library
"Yeah! Jack killed 15 people and he's got arrested, wow what if Jack went insane up there or something" Foster said
"Probably, but Foster please... I'm way ahead of you" Daniel said while keeping his eyes on the book
The bell for class to begin again sounded...
"Damn... we've got to go back in..." Jonathan sighed as he put his book in his bag
"Not long now until I can sit back and enjoy the rest of the book, I should be finished by tonight" Natasha stood up
"Yeah me too" Sean said
The kids were all talking about how far they got in Perfect Light: Through his eyes without spoiling the plot. Nobody had finished it yet, there was a race between Natasha, Daniel and Sean who were either the fastest readers or in Daniel and Sean's case the most obsessive. The play was also fast approaching. Terrance was writing a note on a piece of paper while Dr. Caroll was preparing something.
"Give this to Cass" Terrance passed it to Trent who passed it to Xenia who passed it to Cassandra.
Cassandra opened the note.
Get Easton, and yourself to my place after school okay? Cassandra then scribbled why not mine on the bottom of the note.
"Give this back to Terry" Cassandra whispered as the note got passed back
Terrance turned the paper over and wrote something else.
"Sending love letters to Cass?" Jonathan said quietly to Terrance with a laugh
"Shut up... or I'll pound your head in" Terrance said
"Like to see you try" Jonathan replied
Terrance passed the note to Cassandra again. It read, 'I have something to show you, well sort of... can you just go along with this?'. Cassandra sighed, and wrote 'Alright, but don't mess around with me here'.
Dr. Caroll had finally called attention to the class he had a surprise for them.
"Yes right now we will do our math test, so get your pens or pencils out and your books away" Dr. Caroll said
The class did so as he handed out pieces of paper to everybody.
"Ready? And start" Dr. Caroll got them started
1 hour later
"Alright pens down, by tomorrow I'll have your results... and I hope you are prepared for your English and Science tests tomorrow..." Dr. Caroll floated over to his desk as the class gave another groan. "On a more positive note, the play is coming together nicely... and we also have another practice tomorrow, this time more focusing Kalassandra, Kent and Mr. Scarlet's part of the story" Dr. Caroll said
"Oh goodie" Cassandra groaned, seeing her favourite character being played by Velvet was sickening, but on the up side Joanna was only a high level guard who she got to shoot a few times when spotlight hog Jacqueline/Natalya wasn't taking her down.
"The Perfect Light competition is on as well. There are a few rules, rule 1, No Astec use, so that means no Astec head, human body combinations" Dr. Caroll said, Joanna groaned and Jonathan smiled
"Rule two, the level and weapons will be completely random unless the weaponry is simply not viable to have a fair or good match" Dr. Caroll said
"The final rule is, that there is 5 minutes in the early matches and 10 minutes in the final matches" Dr. Caroll explained "But don't waste too much time practicing, I've got some revision work for you to do" Dr. Caroll gave a happy face which was the exact opposite of the kids in front of him.
After school
"That's pretty rough; I've got to do a bit of homework and then practice a bit instead of reading..." Sean said
Jonathan patted Sean on the shoulder "Don't worry, I'll kick your butt anyway so it won't matter" Jonathan smirked
"Maybe, but I'm not going to side aside when and if I face you" Sean replied
"I certainly hope not. Hey Tasha... come here" Jonathan called out to Natasha
"Hey guys... just so you know, I heard Jo say that she's teaming up with Velvet tomorrow. I think Dan is teaming up with Foster as well, and of course the corporate alliance is likely to team together" Natasha said
"Corporate alliance? What or who is that?" Sean asked
Jonathan laughed "Our code word for Cassandra, Trent and Terry. Perhaps it extends to Alec and Xenia as well but after the invasion incident they were probably sacked" Jonathan said
"Yes, in other words the bullies... and hey why is Cass walking off with Terry and Trent in that direction? She usually gets her Dad to bring the limo" Natasha said
"I dunno, but who cares about them. Anyway are you suggesting we team up? Like we don't attack each other in multi games?" Jonathan asked
"Yeah... it seems those who don't team will be crushed but we can't make it obvious so should if we see each other fire and try to miss while running away. However if we keep a good eye on each other using the radar and watching the other screens we should have no problems" Natasha said
"Then I think we should practice against the machines or something" Sean suggested
"Might be an idea..." Natasha said
Joanna/Velvet's house
"No! Not fair" Velvet cried out as she took another load of fatal shots from her sister... Bellet dropped all her weapons as Jacqueline ran over her sister's body and picked them up firing her shotgun into her once more as she died.
"You've got to be faster then that Velvet" Joanna shook her head
"You're horrible, don't shot people who are already dead in the competition, it gives others a chance to get at you..." Velvet said
"Alright, I'll try not to do it, but it's kind of my thing..." Joanna said
"It isn't your thing, Foster did it ages before you... He especially liked slow deaths so he could fire more ammo into his dead victim, he'd even do it if someone was attacking him" Velvet said
"Foster was not doing it before me... he copied me" Joanna frowned and went after Bellet as she was unarmed but Jackie missed and Bellet disarmed her and took her shotgun. She quickly drew it out while Jackie fumbled through her weaponry to get a decent gun but by the time she found her Biter, Bellet had hit Jackie at close range with her own shotgun killing her.
A/N: Biter Mauler
"NO! Not fair..." Joanna whimpered
The game ended and Velvet's last kill tied up the match.
"You've gotten better I guess" Joanna shrugged
"Thanks... although without your Astec/human set up, Jonathan has a better chance of beating you" Velvet said
"Rubbish, I've improved a lot since then, he won't know what's coming for him. Besides we are a team, so we go after him together. This way he can never win" Joanna smiled
At Suzan's
"Foster want some cookies?" Suzan asked
"Oh yes please..." Foster said as he continued playing Perfect Light and typically doing his winning thing of continually shooting the victim until he had to reload. He reached out into a basket of cookies and put it into his mouth.
0.2 seconds from that moment...
"Plllarghh..." Foster spat out the cookie over the controller "What on Earth is in those?" Foster said
Suzan was devastated "It's not very nice to spit out my cookies!" Suzan frowned and looked really hurt
Foster paused the game "Sorry Suzan but seriously you try one" Foster said
Suzan did so... her reaction was almost identical.
"OH! My Mum always does this, she always puts in salt instead of sugar" Suzan said trying to recover from the awful cookie. In truth though, her Mum had nothing to do with it... except giving Suzan the correct recipe.
"Hey Suzan, I've got an idea..." Foster said
"What's that?" Suzan asked
"Why don't we team up together... in the Perfect Light tournament, everybody else is sure to have somebody they won't attack in order to get themselves further in the tournament, so how about it, want to be team mates?" Foster asked
"Well okay, but aren't you already teamed up with Danny boy?" Suzan asked
"Yeah, don't shoot at him either... otherwise he'll cut you to pieces..." Foster said
"Alright" Suzan walked away
The door bell then went.
"I'll get it" Suzan put down the cookies on the table as she went for the door
She opened it and it was Daniel on the other side.
"Hello Suzan, Foster's here isn't he?" Daniel asked
"We were just talking about you..." Suzan stepped out of the way to let Daniel in.
Then the phone rang.
"Damn annoying people, they just won't leave me alone" Suzan went to answer the phone
"Can I have one of those?" Daniel asked as he looked at the cookies
"Err... not a wise move Daniel" Foster said
"I'm sure Suzan won't mind" Daniel said as he put one into his mouth
Foster grinned as Daniel spat out the cookie on the first bite
"GOOD LORD! What's in these!?" Daniel shouted
"Salt instead of Sugar... Suzan was going to throw them out, you don't mind teaming up with her do you?" Foster asked
"Are you sure we can trust her?" Daniel asked
"Of course we can" Foster replied
Suzan then returned
"Oh sorry about the cookies" Suzan said as she took them away
"Wait Suzan, I have an idea involving those cookies" Daniel said
At Terry's
"Terrance, why are we sneaking into your own house?" Cassandra asked as she walked through the plants
"So my Dad doesn't spot us... he'll fool around with you guys, not worth the trouble" Terrance looked back
Terrance offered Cassandra a boost into the window and Trent after her.
"Now what's this all about?" Cassandra asked
Terrance showed her and Trent into his room... His house was so small, how did he live like this. Cassandra thought.
"I have a plan... it involves the use of water sprinklers" Terrence said with an evil laugh
Cassandra and Trent were not impressed.
"Umm... not funny Terrance, what can you do with a bunch of water sprinklers stuck in the grass?" Trent asked
"Not the grass your moron, the roof... the fire sprinklers" Terrance said
Cassandra's eyes suddenly lit up
"That's brilliant, although how can you get them to work... you aren't going to start a fire are you?" Cassandra asked
"No, I have a better idea... You know that almost everything in this school is run by a computer right. Well we get that Boris guy to fix with the sprinkler system. I know he'll do it because I'll beat him up if he doesn't. By using the sprinkler system we will give the school a taste of our revenge, sure its only a minor thing but damn, I'll love to see the look on Jonathan's face when suddenly the sprinklers go off" Terrance said
"I'm impressed, how on Earth did you know everything was run by computer? Only a few people in the school know that information" Cassandra asked
"One time on detention I got a good look at a few of the computers that run the school... I was amazed at just how much is run from this one room. Anyway about 15 or 20 minutes after the start of school, Boris just has to sneak in which won't be hard as you Trent will create a distraction using this" Terrance said handing Trent a stink bomb.
"Oh cool I've heard of these new versions, they are like stun grenades, they'll stink up the place you want to get into so they'll run for it... but how will Boris be able to stand the smell?" Trent asked
"And more importantly, how will you get access to the room in the first place?" Cassandra asked
"Easy, I'll use the ventilation system, sneak in and use this" Terrance showed them something else, it looked like a mouse
"What is it?" Cassandra asked
"It's a robotic mouse, I bought it from Natasha telling her I wanted to use it to spook out my Dad, she believed that, I use the mouse cause the first diversion as they try to get rid of the mouse and then I grab the keys to the room. Ah but damn..." Terrance said
"What?" Cassandra said wanting Terrance to continue his brilliant plan
"How do Trent and Boris get themselves out of the classrooms so I can give the keys to Trent?" Terrance asked
"Leave this one to me... of course since Dr. Caroll doesn't allow bathroom breaks so early in the morning we'll need to think of something else. My father created a device for dataDyne that allows for a 15 second time freeze to everything in the room except those who cover their eyes, like a flash bang grenade but far more compact, and time effectively freezes during this period. This will give Trent and Boris plenty of time to throw this into the ground" Cassandra pulls something out of her bag
"What is that?" Trent asked
"It will create a still copy of the person who throws it into the ground. Another brilliant idea from dataDyne" Cassandra smiled "This is so Dr. Caroll doesn't suddenly notice his class is one member short" Cassandra said
"Another problem... what if we are caught making the exchange in the corridor?" Terrance asked
Cassandra put her finger to her lip for a second
"Then Terrance you come back into the class room before I'll throw the time freeze, make the exchange then" Cassandra said
Terrance then had a big grin on his face "Then, that's all done... but Cassandra, I don't mind sitting in the class to get soaked because I'll be ready for it and I want to see Dark's reaction but what about you?" Terrance asked
"Hmm... good point, then I'll leave right after I do the time freeze, so I'll need 3 of dataDyne's still copy devices and 1 time freeze. I've got to ask you Terrance where'd you get this plan from? You aren't exactly known for your intelligence but this plan is almost as good as mine, okay I admit it this is better... so where'd you get it from?" Cassandra asked
"I dunno, I just like military tactical operation kinda planning and all that sort of thing" Terrance said
"Fair enough, so we take our revenge on the school tomorrow" Cassandra starting laughing evilly again, and Terrance joined in, and Trent did also.
"HAHAHAHHAHAHABWHAHAAHAHAHAHBWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" All 3 of them laughed
"What's so funny Terry and who are you friends?" Terrence's cheerful foster Dad stepped into his room
"Nothing Dad, they are from school" Terrance said
"She looks rich, I hope you end up with her in future, hey son" Terrence's Dad laughed in a goofy fashion.
"This is why I never bring people over, you always make an arse of yourself" Terrance said
"Okay, okay I'm leaving. By the way Terry, you forgot to wash the car so I'll give you a head start, catch the bucket" Terrance's Dad then threw the bucket of water at Terrance but his throw was intentionally bad sending a lot of the foam into Terrance's face.
Terrance growled as his Dad smiled and left the room.
"Well you heard the man, I've got work to do... so I'll see you tomorrow" Terrance wiped the foam from his face and left obviously ticked off.
Cassandra and Trent made their own way out as Cassandra pulled out her mobile to call her limo.
"Why is Terrance such a sad and sometimes mean person, his father is so cheerful" Trent asked
"Trent, is there anything up in that head of yours at all, that's not his father remember what I told you..." Cassandra said
"Oh RIGHT... anyway can I catch I ride home, we should practice for the Perfect Light tournament as well" Trent said
"Yes, that's a nice idea..." Cassandra said as about 10 minutes later the limo pulled up and they stepped in.
A/N: The cookies with Suzan idea is obviously not mine, Cristalina used it in through his eyes... although what I find funny is that Suzan never tests the cookies for herself before offering them to anybody else.