Chapter 3: "You had it coming."

"Did you see Greer?" Sirius said jumping on his bed, "She is so flipping hot!" "So we've heard," James said, annoyed. "You've only said it like 20 times," Sate said looking up from his book. "You realize that are parents HATE each other," James pointed out. "Look, I hate my family and so do you, let's set aside our differences," Sate suggested. The boys all shook on this.

"Do you know my first word was "Gryffindor"?" Sate blurted out. "On the topic of girls," James said rather stupidly, "Did you see that Claire Gillespie?" "What about that Andrea Norford?" Keegan joined in. "And that Dews girl, Rae, I think!" Sate continued. Knock knock. "Come in!" The prefect, Justin, walked through the door. "Just wanted to tell you guys something. You guys are so lucky, you have hotter girls than I do!" Keegan, Sirius, and James looked at him in disgust. "Sirius, James, and I are related to two of those girls!" Keegan explained. All of the sudden, Lily burst through the doors, "Mom packed someone's trainers in my trunk," she said dropping the shoes on the bed. She left the room in quick strides. "Did you just check out my sis?" James said picking up his shoes and putting them on the floor. "Hard not to," Justin said, leaving just in time to miss the pillow that was thrown.

"So," Lily said, bored. "So," Tala repeated. "Tomorrows Saturday," Greer suggested. The girls lay on Greer's bed talking. Their other dorm mates were in the common room. "Sirius likes you!" Lily said, suddenly excited. "No he doesn't!" Greer cried happily. "You're nice and all but you're also so naïve!" Lily retorted. This lead to Greer smashing a pillow into Lily's face.

Later that night they boys crept to the common room. Sate held a copy of First Hand Spells. Keegan held his wand and a piece of parchment. "Okay, here it is!" Sate said flipping through the index of the book. James took a look at the book; he took the parchment and his wand. He muttered an incantation. Then a bolt of what looked like electricity flew out of the wand, hitting the parchment. "Here it goes!" Sirius said sticking the parchment to the bulletin board. It stuck. They boys smiled mischievous smiles and crept back up to the dorm.

"Awww," Sirius yawned. He woke the others. "This is gonna be hilarious!" Keegan said pulling on his uniform. "Definitely!" Sate muttered. "6:45. Breakfast should be served at 8:00. Just enough time for this!" James said looking at his watch. "YOU TWIT!" shrieked a girl. The boys all started to laugh. "C'mon!" Sirius said ushering the boys down the steps. As the walked into the common room they saw Justin and an angry blond arguing. "I didn't mean it!" Justin cried angrily. Justin started to pull at the parchment; it wouldn't budge. Soon others gathered around the poster. It read:

5th Year, Justin, proclaims that the 1st year girls are "hotter" than the 5th year.

And under that was a crude picture of Justin saying this. SLAP! She had slapped Justin then blond stormed out of the room. Greer, Lily, Tala, and the other girls walked in and saw the poster. "O MY GOD!" Tala laughed. The girls were in hysterics. Justin's face was about as read as a Wesley's hair. Then Justin walked over to Sate, Sirius, James, and Keegan. "You had it coming," Sirius said, shaking his head. "I did, didn't I?" Justin agreed smiling. "Sorry about ruining your relationship though," James apologized. "I didn't like Sarah that much anyway," Justin shrugged.

"I'm worried!" Ginny said, pacing up and down the living room. "Don't. It's not worth it! Lily will keep them inline. Hopefully," Harry consoled, And well, Hermione is there too." "Wonder how Ron feels about not getting to see her?" Ginny muttered. "He's to busy writing for Luna's dad's paper he doesn't notice," Harry smiled.

Dear Loyal Reviewers,

First I must apologize to Lib be cuz I didn't get permission to post! So, QQ: When should Greer/Sirius get together? I must say I'm disappointed that no 1-bothered 2 answer my question: What does Tala mean. Now 4 the answer Tala means wolf! I find it hysterical. I found it on by accident really. Now I need some help with the story! If any1 has ideas please feel free to private message me with them (don't put in review if u can avoid so the idea doesn't get spoiled!) I promise to post if u promise to review! Ohhh, yes, by the way reviews get me motivated to post and to write (hint-hint nudge-nudge wink-wink elbow-elbow). REVIEW!