Chapter 7: Irony times 2

"What's that?" Tala questioned.

"Don't know," Greer shrugged.

The three girls (Tala, Lily, and Greer) were walking down a deserted corridor. They were staring at piece of wall that had a small brass door handle.

"I wonder what's in there. Want to find out?" Lily tried to convince them

"Yes!" the other two coursed.

Lily stepped toward the handle. She took it in her hands, feeling the cold of the old brass. She soon turned the knob; the girls stepped through it in awe. Everything in the room seemed to be 240 years old. Thick layers of dust settled all the surfaces. There was an oak desk in one corner of the room. Velvet pillows were strewn bout the floor. The room even had multiple ottomans spread elegantly.

"Brilliant," Greer croaked.

"Um hmmmmmm," Tala agreed.

"What's that?" Lily rhetorically stated. She had seen an envelope on the table. She dashed to it and threw the flap open. She took out 2 pieces of parchment and began to read them aloud.

"Dear (fill in name here),

You have just discovered the Hufflepuff & Ravenclaw room. This room belongs to Rowena Ravenclaw and Helga Hufflepuff, or used to anyway. It now belongs to you!

This room was created without any help from (boo hiss) Godric or Salazar, twas created when we were very mad at them, but that we'll tell you later. We suggest you tidy up this room (for we did leave it very messy) and put it to use. Don't think of telling anyone else about this because then, well, lets just say the outcome won't be pretty! Rowena and myself used this room for contemplating idea's without (boo hiss) Godric and Salazar. For they are boys and all boys are idiots! O sorry if you are a boy! Now we will tell you why we were mad at (boo hiss) Godric and Salazar:

"Ravenclaw, you are impossible!" Godric Gryffindor complained.

"I know I am and I am sure as hell proud of it!" Rowena replied curtly.

"Please just go out with me!"

"No."

"Please."

"No."

"Please."

"No."

"Please."

"Yes."

"Really!"

"NO!"

This sent giggles throughout the room. As always 25 year old Godric was trying (and not succeeding may I add) to win Rowena over. The founders sat there, in the Room of Requirement (trying to escape the hustle and bustle of the castle).

"Ravenclaw, you are breaking his heart!" Salazar chuckled.

"Does she really care?" Helga hissed.

"Let her speak for herself!" Salazar growled.

"No, Helga was right when she that," Rowena said.

"Can you say bitchy?" Salazar rebutted.

"That's bout right," Godric said, mimicking Rowena.

She suddenly went up to Godric all sweet like and slapped him cross the face. Helga repeated this with Salazar and the girls stomped off to create this here room.

So that brings us to were we are right now! Creating this room, or as I (Helga dubbed the Anti-Man room! Again sorry if you are a boy!

As sincere as possible,

Rowena & Helga"

"My gosh!" Greer giggled contemplating the though of the two women writing this.

"Looks like are founders weren't that mature!" Lily giggled.

"Who says they were mature to begin with," Tala said merrily.

"You've got a point there!" Lily agreed.

"So back to matters of the Helga & Rowena Room (or H&R Room) I think we ought to do what it says," Greer said.

"Yeah! We could put some spells on it so that nobody besides us can get into it and stuff," Tala started.

"But lets first tidy the room up!" Lily suggested.

And they did. They tidied and contemplated. Planning what to do with the room they went back to the common room, certain that they'd be back tomorrow.

The girls didn't know that the boys (Keegan, Sirius, and James) didn't go to dinner either but for different reasons. They were avoiding Aden and hearing what he and Lily did on that "walk". They were walking down a narrow corridor when James saw something.

"What the hell is that," James said, pointing his finger towards a camouflaged doorway.

"Dunno, lets go," Keegan shrugged.

They went through the door to find a room filled with…ancient stuff. There were early attempts at couches, layered with dust. A chair-less desk sat in the center of this mess. On the desk there lay an envelope, which Sirius preceded to open and read aloud.

"Hello,

You have and now own the room of Salazar & Godric. We created this room in anger at Rowena & Helga, because well, it's a long story but here it goes:

"Ravenclaw, you are impossible!" Godric Gryffindor complained.

"I know I am and I am sure as hell proud of it!" Rowena replied curtly.

"Please just go out with me!"

"No."

"Please."

"No."

"Please."

"No."

"Please."

"Yes."

"Really!"

"NO!"

The room cracked up at this and Godric got a smug look on his face. Godric had always liked Rowena but she always turned him down. Next is what caused the feud.

"Ravenclaw, you are breaking his heart!" Salazar chuckled.

"Does she really care?" Helga hissed.

"Let her speak for herself!" Salazar growled.

"No, Helga was right when she that," Rowena said.

"Can you say bitchy?" Salazar rebutted.

"That's bout right," Godric said, mimicking Rowena.

Then Rowena slapped Godric and Helga slapped Salazar.

So really, we're the victims here! Anywho, do what you want with this room but don't tell anyone else bout this room cause you'll have something horible coming back to bite you in the ass.

Your Founders (at least the better male ones),

Salazar & Godric

"Okay!" Keegan stated, obviously freaked out.

"Let's get to it! Um, we need to update it to a modern room. Now, tomorrow we'll come back with a spell book and fix this up," James said, taking lead.

The shrugged and left planning what they'd be doing tomorrow.

This is definitely one of my longer chapters. Sry for any spelling/grammatical mistake! Anyway I love the chapter title, Irony Times 4. Plez review. O yes and if u like the "NO" "Please" "Yes" "Really" "No" thing that will be seen again but much later!

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