The camera began to roll as both 3rd Dragneel and Mavis appeared on screen. "Welcome back to 3rd Dragneel Injustice 2 Guest Spectacular." 3rd Dragneel said with a smile. "The last show was pretty weird, am I right?"
"You mean when Qrow from RWBY came in drunk and cut down not only three of our cameras, but also destroyed the green screen while pissing on the generator?" Mavis asked rhetorically, recalling the last show.
"Yeah, that was honestly not planned. I swear, he was sober when we called him to be here." Sighing a bit, 3rd Dragneel pulled out some reviewer mail and handed half of it to Mavis. "But enough about that, let's answer the reviews. From SulliMike23: Thanks and we will unfortunately see Naruto's dialogue after this chapter."
"For Omni warrior: Deslin might not work since that would confuse Cole, seeing as he never had a son. A definite NO on Vegeta, and Snake is…...interesting."
"Shadow Joestar: Thank you for the compliments. We don't know if Deadpool will be in the story, no on Lucy because she isn't a true fighter and for Hinata…..we'll get back to you on that."
"Treyalexander63917: We will do this for each character."
"As for StreakFreak: 3rd Dragneel doesn't know if he'll rewrite it for Hellboy, Kakashi would be interesting, Bullet and Ragna are rather interesting even though he hasn't played Blazblue much, and Wolverine is being used for a friend, so we can't do that."
"Ummm Yoga Pratama: We will consider Tatsumi, Issei is a no since we have a skit planned for him, don't know Shinmai, no on Wave(don't hate him, just don't know about it), NO KIRITO, he doesn't know strike the blood, Nero could or won't happen, Comedian is…..questionable, same goes to Heatwave(don't want to bring any DC characters back to life."
"For mastergamer14: don't know about Luffy, maybe Vilgax, no Toriko, Mewtwo…..no Pokemon, already have enough Marvel characters, don't know Moka, Starkiller is….questionable, no more MK characters(even if he's my favorite), yes on Ultron and only OG Dante. As for premier skin, only choose ones that would match the character's moveset, so no Maka."
"For Guest 1: Got Vergil in mind, same for Ragna and Akame, but no for the others."
"For the second Guest: No horror characters and Dragneel will think of Ghost Rider, but Hulk is too OP."
"And finally for R98: Yeah, it will be a while before we see Danny."
"Now that that's done, we can move on to the Divine Dragon himself. Someone who I think is better than the main character of the show….VALI LUCIFER!"
Enter the arena 1st: A light appeared on the field before it materialized into Vali Lucifer, in his Scale Mail. He crosses his arms while talking to the opponent as his helmet materialized.
Enter the area 2nd: Vali flies down to the arena while talking. He then opens his wings as they began to shine while he finishes his speech.
1st dialogue: mirror match
Vali: There are two Divine Dividing dragons?
Vali: I am the superior dragon.
Vali: Hmm, let this battle decide that.
2nd
Vali: Are you another of Azazel's failed experiments?
Vali: Don't compare me to him.
Vali: Then prove who you really are.
3rd
Vali: We can achieve true power against Issei.
Vali: You should know I don't trust people so easily.
Vali: Smart move.
2nd dialogue: Ruby Rose
Vali: Really, a scythe?
Ruby: It's one of the best weapons ever!
Vali: Then be prepared to lose it.
2nd
Vali: Stay out of my way kid.
Ruby: I won't let you get away Vali.
Vali: Don't say I didn't warn you.
3rd
Ruby: Woah, you have cool armor!
Vali: You won't think that way when I destroy you.
Ruby: Why are you so mean?
4th
Ruby: Stop hurting people Vali.
Vali: It's the only way I can return home.
Ruby: Then join us and we can all go home.
3rd dialogue: Ichigo Kurosaki
Vali: Finally, a true challenge.
Ichigo: Time to knock you on your ass.
Vali: I will show you the true power of Albion.
2nd
Vali: Don't think I haven't faced spirits before.
Ichigo: Have you ever faced someone like Aizen?
Vali: I'm far stronger than this Aizen.
3rd
Ichigo: You some kind of Arrancar?
Vali: I am the White Dragon Emperor.
Ichigo: Then this shouldn't be a problem.
4th dialogue: Cole MacGrath
Vali: A lightning mage?
Cole: I'm a lightning conduit asshole.
Vali: Hmm, doesn't matter to me.
2nd
Vali: I could use you in my team.
Cole: Sorry, but I'm a solo fighter.
Vali: Allow me to change your mind.
3rd
Cole: Another dragon like Natsu?
Vali: I am the White Dragon Emperor.
Cole: Now that's a mouthful.
4th
Cole: I hear you can divide someone's power.
Vali: Their power is added to mine, yes.
Cole: Try doing that to my lightning.
5th dialogue: Natsu Dragneel
Vali: Hmm, you seem stronger than Issei.
Natsu: I'm the fire Dragon Slayer.
Vali: Finally, a true warrior.
2nd
Vali: Do you think your magic can hurt me?
Natsu: I beat Zeref and Acnologia with my magic.
Vali: Hmmm, you've caught my interest Natsu Dragneel.
3rd
Natsu: Cool, another Dragon Slayer.
Vali: That isn't my magic.
Natsu: What element are you?
4th
Natsu: So what you have is a what?
Vali: I have the White Dragon Emperor wings.
Natsu: Now I'm all fired up!
5th
Natsu: Ready to fight Vali?
Vali: Don't think I'll hold back Dragneel.
Natsu: Give it your best shot!
6th dialogue: Aquaman
Vali: Aquaman, we finally meet.
Aquaman: Leave my kingdom or die.
Vali: Show me your true strength.
2nd
Vali: I once respected your rule.
Aquaman: Why would your respect matter?
Vali: Because that would mean I'd kill you much faster.
3rd
Aquaman: Humans and devils are not welcomed here.
Vali: All I ask is an audience with you.
Aquaman: You will receive more than that.
4th
Aquaman: Is it true you left your adoptive father?
Vali: And that matters because?
Aquaman: Because that shows you don't work well with others.
7th dialogue: Atrocitus
Vali: Move aside Atrocitus.
Atrocitus: Your blood will spill today!
Vali: Hmm, like I haven't heard that before.
2nd
Vali: Rage isn't the way to go.
Atrocitus: It is what nature intended for all!
Vali: Then we would all be dead.
3rd
Atrocitus: Your victims demand justice!
Vali: And how do you intend on making me pay?
Atrocitus: By bathing this place with your blood!
4th
Atrocitus: I sense your hatred towards your father.
Vali: Like I give a damn about him.
Atrocitus: Release it Vali Lucifer!
8th dialogue: Bane
Vali: Really, what can a brute like you do to me?
Bane: I will break you White Dragon.
Vali: Not before I take all of your strength.
2nd
Vali: How pathetic.
Bane: You dare say that to me?
Vali: I don't use a drug to enhance my strength.
3rd
Bane: Your power is nothing Lucifer.
Vali: Enlighten me Bane.
Bane: I rely on my own strength than others.
9th dialogue: Batman.
Vali: So the Batman finally appears?
Batman: Think I haven't planned for this?
Vali: Plans fail.
2nd
Vali: Why should I join your team?
Batman: We need people to fight Superman.
Vali: I'll do it on my own.
3rd
Batman: Stand down Vali.
Vali: Like I'd take orders from you.
Batman: Then you're a threat.
10th dialogue: Black Adam
Vali: So you're a god here?
Black Adam: I have the power of six.
Vali: Then that means more power for me.
2nd
Black Adam: Do you believe you can smit me?
Vali: Even gods fear the White Dragon Emperor.
Black Adam: Then prove yourself boy.
3rd
Black Adam: A dragon cannot best a god.
Vali: Tch, then you haven't seen what I can do.
Black Adam: Prove it Vali Lucifer.
11th dialogue: Black Canary
Vali: So you're power is screaming?
Black Canary: Want me to sing for ya?
Vali: What a waste of time.
2nd
Vali: Your teaching impresses me.
Black Canary: I try my best to teach the next generation.
Vali: Hmm, then let me give you all I got.
3rd
Black Canary: Time to pay Vali.
Vali: Like you could stop me.
Black Canary: With one scream, I'll make you deaf.
12th dialogue: Black Manta
Vali: Slaying innocent people won't bring back your father.
Black Manta: Like you'd understand anything.
Vali: You're right about that.
2nd
Black Manta: Such a power, going to waste.
Vali: Please, like you can handle Albion.
Black Manta: I'll rip him out of your body.
13th dialogue: Blue Beetle
Vali: Stay out of my way if you know what's for you.
Blue Beetle: No way you can beat Scarab.
Vali: Don't say I didn't warn you.
2nd
Vali: Impressive armor.
Blue Beetle: But you have a freakin dragon!
Vali: He's not as versatile as yours.
3rd
Blue Beetle: Blue Beetle coming at ya.
Vali: Am I'm suppose to be intimidated?
Blue Beetle: That's what my hammers are for.
14th dialogue: Brainiac
Vali: Get the hell out of here Brainiac.
Brainiac: And you believe you can stop me?
Vali: No, I'm going to kill you.
2nd
Vali: Do you really believe knowledge is everyone?
Brainiac: Knowledge is essential for my research.
Vali: With power, then knowledge is useless.
3rd
Brainiac: This weapon you have….divides power?
Vali: It can do much more than that.
Brainiac: Then you will be added to my collection.
15th dialogue: Captain Cold
Vali: Really, that puny gun is all you have?
Captain Cold: This gun can stop the Flash.
Vali: How pathetic.
2nd
Captain Cold: Ready to get frozen kid?
Vali: Like I'd allow that weapon to harm me.
Captain Cold: Time to make a dragon pop.
16th dialogue: Catwoman
Vali: You remind me of Kuroka.
Catwoman: How so?
Vali: The way you look and the seductive aura around you.
2nd
Vali: Kuroka, is that you?
Catwoman: That your way of being funny?
Vali: Somewhat.
3rd
Catwoman: Those wings of yours look expensive.
Vali: Like you could take them off.
Catwoman: Ever heard of not messing with a cat or you'll get the claw?
17th dialogue: Cheetah
Vali: Blaming others for your curse won't solve anything Cheetah.
Cheetah: Diana chose not to help me.
Vali: Then fight her, not everyone else.
2nd
Cheetah: Your armor will not save you from my claws.
Vali: I can handle other dragons anyday.
Cheetah: We will see about that boy.
18th dialogue: Cyborg
Vali: Half man, half machine.
Cyborg: What's it to you?
Vali: Just never thought I'd ever meet one.
2nd
Vali: Do you really think your technology can save you?
Cyborg: It's the man, not the machine.
Vali: Something you clearly lack.
3rd
Cyborg: What's your deal anyway?
Vali: I just want to return home.
Cyborg: Then join the Regime.
19th dialogue: Darkseid
Vali: You call yourself a god?
Darkseid: I am the ruler of Apokolips.
Vali: Tch, nothing but lies.
2nd
Vali: I've face gods before.
Darkseid: You have not faced anything like Darkseid.
Vali: Tell satan Vali sends his regards.
3rd
Darkseid: How will you dodge me Omega Beams?
Vali: Have you ever heard of the White Dragon Emperor?
Darkseid: An emperor is nothing compared to Darkseid.
4th
Darkseid: This power could prove useful.
Vali: No one but me can weild Albion.
Darkseid: I shall tear your wings with one hand.
20th dialogue: Deadshot
Vali: Guns will barely leave a scratch on my armor.
Deadshot: I was planning on a headshot.
Vali: Not before I snap your neck.
2nd
Deadshot: Now this is hunting.
Vali: Like those puny weapons will hurt me.
Deadshot: I'm gonna bag me a dragon.
21st dialogue: Doctor Fate
Vali: Some Lord of Order you turned out to be.
Doctor Fate: Do not toy with me boy.
Vali: Like you could do anything to harm me.
2nd
Doctor Fate: Stop your rivalry now Vali.
Vali: And why would I?
Doctor Fate: Your battle will disrupt order.
3rd
Doctor Fate: You insult your father Vali.
Vali: Don't speak of that weakling.
Doctor Fate: Order must be restored.
22nd dialogue: Firestorm
Vali: Science won't save you Jason.
Firestorm: The professor and I disagree.
Vali: Then I'll make you both see reason.
2nd
Firestorm: Time to melt you down Vali.
Vali: I only see Dragneel doing that.
Firestorm: He doesn't have the power of a nuke.
3rd
Firestorm: Now you're gonna get it.
Vali: From you? Oh how terrifying.
Firestorm: Is he being serious professor?
23rd dialogue: Flash
Vali: The fastest human alive.
Flash: My reputation proceeds me.
Vali: Speed alone won't help you win.
2nd
Vali: And I thought Arthur was quick.
Flash: I can go back to before you were born.
Vali: That's all you'll be able to do.
3rd
Flash: Why not join us?
Vali: I'd rather be the leader, not a puppet.
Flash: Bruce is….I get your point.
24th dialogue: Gorilla Grodd
Vali: An animal with psychic abilities?
Gorilla Grodd: I'll suck the marrow out of you bones.
Vali: Not before I snap your neck.
2nd
Gorilla Grodd: You will give me your power.
Vali: Or what?
Gorilla Grodd: Or I'll take it from you!
25th dialogue: Green Arrow
Vali: Simple arrows won't leave a scratch.
Green Arrow: Hello, boxing glove arrow?
Vali: I'll try to kill you swiftly.
2nd
Green Arrow: Nice wings dragon boy.
Vali: Mock me and you'll regret it.
Green Arrow: They'll make good target practice.
3rd
Green Arrow: Well, now I've seen everything.
Vali: Enjoy this while you can Arrow.
Green Arrow: I'll enjoy shooting you down Vali.
26th dialogue: Green Lantern
Vali: A ring that can create anything.
Green Lantern: Even a Green Lantern has a limit.
Vali: I'll push you to your limit.
2nd
Vali: Give me your ring.
Green Lantern: Not my choice kid.
Vali: Perhaps breaking your arm will suffice.
3rd
Green Lantern: You some kind of White Lantern?
Vali: I am the White Dragon Emperor.
Green Lantern: Sounds about right.
4th
Green Lantern: You're seem to be lacking weapons wise.
Vali: All I need are my wings.
Green Lantern: Then I guess I have to clip them off.
27th dialogue: Harley Quinn
Vali: You were once the Joker's slave.
Harley Quinn: That was a long time ago.
Vali: Good to see you can at least stand on your own.
2nd
Harley Quinn: My, aren't you cute?
Vali: Cute isn't something I hear often.
Harley Quinn: I know. I'll make you my Robin!
28th dialogue: Hellboy
Vali: A rogue devil?
Hellboy: The name's Hellboy…...dumbass.
2nd
Vali: What business do you have here?
Hellboy: Brainiac thought I was worth collecting.
Vali: Hmmm, show me what impressed him.
3rd
Hellboy: Finally, a monster to fight.
Vali: You aren't completely wrong.
Hellboy: Time to put you out.
4th
Hellboy: The son of Lucifer.
Vali: Don't compare me to HIM.
Hellboy: Oh, well in that case….let's do this.
29th dialogue: Joker
Vali: And I thought Koberial was disgusting.
Joker: There's no need to be rude.
Vali: Killing you would be a blessing.
2nd
Joker: My, what pretty wings you have.
Vali: I won't let you go near them.
Joker: You just need a little chop chop.
30th dialogue: Poison Ivy
Vali: Stay out of my way succubus.
Poison Ivy: Come here and give me a kiss.
Vali: And I thought Kuroka was seductive.
2nd
Vali: I'll burn every plant in my way.
Poison Ivy: Try it and I'll kill you.
Vali: May the strongest win.
3rd
Poison Ivy: Hello lover~
Vali: Your tricks won't work on me.
Poison Ivy: Maybe a kiss will.
31st dialogue: Raiden
Vali: Finally, a real challenge.
Raiden: You face the god of thunder.
Vali: Like you can compare to Thor.
2nd
Vali: I've bested the strongest gods.
Raiden: Yet you fail to defeat Issei Hyoudou.
Vali: Maybe I allow him to win.
3rd
Raiden: Your allegiance is questionable Vali.
Vali: Why say that?
Raiden: You threaten to destroy all worlds.
32nd dialogue: Red Hood
Vali: Guns won't even scratch me.
Red Hood: That's why I have some grenades.
Vali: You will still fail.
2nd
Red Hood: Well….you're a new one.
Vali: I'm the White Dragon Emperor.
Red Hood: And people say I'm cocky.
33rd dialogue: Robin
Vali: I can relate to you Damien.
Robin: Like I need your sympathy.
Vali: Who said you were getting any?
2nd
Vali: Betraying someone like Batman is no easy feat.
Robin: I got no regrets.
Vali: Even so, he's better than my father ever was.
3rd
Robin: You leave your old man too?
Vali: Lucifer was no father to me.
Robin: Hehe, we should for a league.
4th
Robin: I'm gonna prove myself to Superman.
Vali: By killing me? How arrogant.
Robin: Well my grandfather was Ra's Al Ghul.
34th dialogue: Scarecrow
Vali: All you are is a scared man.
Scarecrow: I am the master of fear.
Vali: Compared to other monsters, you're nothing.
2nd
Scarecrow: You envy your rival.
Vali: Enough games Crane.
Scarecrow: Why so defensive Vali?!
3rd
Scarecrow: I will find out what makes devils scared.
Vali: Humans like you are laughable at best.
Scarecrow: Nothing will stop me Vali!
35th dialogue: Starfire
Vali: Well well, if it isn't the last Titan.
Starfire: Love will conquer all.
Vali: Really? How naive.
2nd
Vali: To face an alien is…..interesting.
Starfire: You can still join the Titans Vali.
Vali: I'm a leader, not a team player.
3rd
Starfire: Help me understand your fighting technique.
Vali: Divide and conquer.
Starfire: Grayson would've liked you.
4th
Starfire: Destroying everything isn't the way to feel love Vali.
Vali: If you've faced my hardships, you would understand.
Starfire: Then let me help you.
36th dialogue: Sub-Zero
Vali: A master of ice? How intriguing.
Sub-Zero: I will show you the true power of the cold.
Vali: Hmmm, you've caught my interest.
2nd
Vali: Kuai Lang, I presume?
Sub-Zero: I am Sub-Zero, Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei.
Vali: Vali Lucifer, the White Dragon Emperor.
3rd
Sub-Zero: You seek me out for training?
Vali: I'm here to offer an alliance.
Sub-Zero: A Grandmaster's respect is earned.
37th dialogue: Supergirl
Vali: The girl of steel.
Supergirl: Hope you're ready to get your butt kicked.
Vali: So young, so foolish.
2nd
Vali: I will still divide your power.
Supergirl: Heh, you'll be lucky to tickle me.
Vali: No, I'll drain your power.
3rd
Supergirl: Nice wings Vali.
Vali: They aren't for show.
Supergirl: Will it hurt if I pull them out?
4th
Supergirl: You should stop now Vali.
Vali: Like I'd take advice from a Kryptonian.
Supergirl: Geez, you are rude.
38th dialogue: Superman
Vali: Your time has come Superman.
Superman: Not even Doctor Fate could defeat me.
Vali: I'm not fate, I'm a dragon.
2nd
Vali: You're no hero, you're a tyrant.
Superman: I bring justice.
Vali: And yet you still try to destroy innocent lives.
3rd
Superman: You're leaving Earth. Now.
Vali: Please, try to make me leave.
Superman: What happens next is on you.
4th
Superman: Join the Regime Vali.
Vali: Trade one fool for another? No thanks.
Superman: Forget I said anything.
39th dialogue: Swamp Thing
Vali: You're supposed to be an avatar.
Swamp Thing: I am the guardian of the green.
Vali: Nothing lasts forever.
2nd
Swamp Thing: Leave now Lucifer.
Vali: I think I'll stay.
Swamp Thing: Then you are a threat.
40th dialogue: Wonder Woman
Vali: I respected you at one point.
Wonder Woman: A man's respect is nothing to me.
Vali: I'm the White Dragon Emperor.
2nd
Vali: The whore of Superman.
Wonder Woman: Insulting an amazon is a fatal mistake.
Vali: Then call your master.
3rd
Wonder Woman: Finally, I meet a dragon.
Vali: One that will take your power.
Wonder Woman: I accept the challenge.
41st dialogue: Bizarro
Vali: Ugh, a bumbling idiot.
Bizarro: Bizarro am no idiot!
Vali: Then speak normally.
2nd
Bizarro: Bizarro like pretty wings.
Vali: And that matters why?
Bizarro: Me gonna take pretty wings!
42nd dialogue: Black Lightning
Vali: A thinder bearer.
Black Lightning: You're getting struck by Black Lightning.
Vali: I will happily absorb your power.
2nd
Black Lightning: Nice armor kid.
Vali: This is more than just for show.
Black Lightning: Alright then….teach me.
43rd dialogue: Grid.
Vali: A soulless machine.
Grid: If we join, we can achieve emotion.
Vali: I'll find it myself.
2nd
Grid: Your power is…...unique Vali Lucifer.
Vali: Like you could understand machine.
Grid: If I could feel anything, it would be jealousy.
44th dialogue: Jay Garrick
Vali: Finally, a challenge.
Jay: Try not to hold back son.
Vali: Trust me, I won't.
2nd
Jay: You should use your powers for good.
Vali: I'm only trying to go home.
Jay: If you'd let me, I can help you.
45th dialogue: John Stewart
Vali: Another Green Lantern?
John: I'm the original.
Vali: That doesn't mean you're the strongest.
2nd
John: Are you umm….you know?
Vali: I am the White Dragon Emperor.
John: Huh, just like Natsu.
46th dialogue: Mr Freeze
Vali: A puny weapon like that won't hurt me.
Mr Freeze: I will stop at nothing to save Nora.
Vali: Hmm, admirable, but futile.
2nd
Mr Freeze: Can your wings cure my wife?
Vali: They cannot reverse illness.
Mr Freeze: Then you are useless to me.
45th dialogue: Powergirl
Vali: Hmmm, you interest me.
Powergirl: Ugh, another pervert.
Vali: At least I'm not Issei.
2nd
Vali: Why not join my team Powergirl?
Powergirl: I'm here to help, not harm.
Vali: You could do both by my side.
3rd
Powergirl: Who's ready for rough housing?
Vali: You remind me of Kuroka in a way.
Powergirl: Time to dance dragon.
46th dialogue: Reverse Flash
Vali: It seems we both seek power.
Reverse Flash: Finally, someone with backbone.
Vali: But only one of us will walk away alive.
2nd
Reverse Flash: You aren't in the history books.
Vali: Then you're obviously looking the wrong direction.
Reverse Flash: Or maybe this is where you die.
47th dialogue: Vixen
Vali: Kuroka would love to meet you.
Vixen: She an animal lover?
Vali: You could say that.
2nd
Vali: That necklace would be useful to me.
Vixen: Only I can wield its power.
Vali: Then join me Vixen.
3rd
Vixen: I've never faced a dragon before.
Vali: Then this will be your greatest challenge.
Vixen: Ready when you are Vali.
Vali super move: Vali extends his wings before charging at his enemy. Grabbing them, he threw them in the air while using his divide powers to drain them until they hit the ground. Focusing magic into his body, Valu activated his Juggernaut Drive before firing a large breath attack onto his foe, engulfing them in a massive explosion.
Victory pose: Vali looks at the screen before flying in the air. Closing his wings, he launched a wave of blue energy to drain everything around him.
Ending: That fool Brainiac thought he could take my Sacred Gear for his research. I was able to show him what happens when you anger the White Dragon Emperor. *Vali is seen stomping on Brainiac's head, crushing it like it was nothing.* While some of the foes in this world were interesting, I needed to find a power even greater than Issei. *Vali looks into one of Brainiac's portals, which shows an image of a blue and black dragon.* Luckily, Dragneel's world had a dragon named Acnologia. Apparently he was the king of all dragons. I thought I would pay him a visit and needless to say, it was worth the trip. *Vali, in his Scale Mail, is seen sitting on the decapitated head of Acnologia while some dragons flew over him.* As powerful as he was, Acnologia was nothing compared to Albion. Being the next Dragon King seems interesting me. I hope you will be ready for our next fight…..my rival.
"Wow….I don't know if we should thank Vali, or stay out of his way." 3rd Dragneel shivered at the thought of Vali killing him.
"At least he was able to stop that monster once and for all. Do you remember when he killed Igneel?!" Mavis asked, tears threatening to fall from her eyes at the memory of one of Fairy Tail's saddest moments.
"You weren't even there!"
"Well, now that that's out of the way…." Mavis wiped her eyes while smiling. "Allow me to welcome our next guest, all the way from Kuoh Academy…..RIAS GREMORY!" Next to Mavis was a beautiful girl with red hair, teal eyes and wearing a school girl's outfit.
"Thank you for having me." Rias said with a happy smile.
"So tell me Rias, how's it feel, being the main girl in a very big harem anime?" 3rd Dragneel asked with a raised brow.
"It's a big honor, and I'm glad Issei was able to choose me."
"But your friends-"
"They all understand…...well….most of them do." Mavis and 3rd Dragneel nodded, thinking of a certain nun.
"So anyways, can you tell us about Vali's Sacred Gear?"
"Of course." The redhead coughed in her hand before speaking. "Vali has the Divine Dividing, which are the wings of the White Dragon Emperor Albion. It allows the user to not only halve the power of an opponent's power by half, but it also allows Vali to gain that lost power, It's how he was able to keep up with Issei."
"Still can't believe that pervert has a dra-"
*BOOM*
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
"Oh no…." 3rd Dragneel sighed as he looked at the doors, where there stood a brown haired male wearing school clothes, as well as a red dragon gauntlet on his left arm was glaring at him.
"What the hell 3rd Dragneel?! You add that asshole Vali in your fighter pack, BUT NOT ME?! Do you know how many hotties I won't be able to meet? Catwoman's hips, Cheetah's hair, Ivy's waist, and Powergirl's melons! Now add me to the roster or el-AAAAHHHHH!" The Breast Dragon Emperor suddenly face planted as a very large man behind him used a taser to stop him.
"Thank you Mimi, now please take him away." Nodding, the guard threw Issei over his shoulder before walking out.
"I'm sorry about him." Rias massaged her head in annoyance.
"I swear, why would anyone want him as the main character?"
"You're just jealous~" Mavis poked 3rd Dragneel's ribs while sticking her tongue out.
"Me? What about you?" He pointed at her chest before looking at Rias. "You're older than her, and yet she has double Ds while you're as flat as a-"
*SMACK*
"DON'T REMIND ME YOU JERK!" Angered, Mavis hit 3rd Dragneel over his head, knocking him out. Rias blinked in confusion while Mavis got her composure back. "I think that'll be all for this show. Come back next time to see Naruto Uzumaki appear, then we will reveal the third Fighter Pack. Have a goodnight!"
"Help…...me….."
Next time: Naruto Uzumaki.