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Disclaimer: I do not own any of these people or anything here.
Author's note: To L-X-R, thanks for the advice! To Emily Singing Reflection, thanks for the idea! Love the screen name! To Gypsybookworm, Thanks for the idea also! To Dancer of the Opera, I'm M. M is Maidenhair.
Dear M,
I am in need of some jokes for
The phantom of the opera,
Christine, and Raoul. Please
Send me some so I can laugh
And not be depressed.
D.N.
Dear N.D.
Here's some: How many
Christines does it take to
Change a light bulb? One,
But she will take forever to
Choose whether she'll use the
Friendly, pretty one or the artsy
Powerful one.
What does a mathematical
Phantom call himself?
The angle of music.
How many Raouls does it take
to change a light bulb?
One, he juts holds the bulb and
The whole world revolves around him.
Hope that helps.
M.
Dear M,
I am in love with someone
Who may be a figment of my imagination.
Should I still date him?
C.
Dear C,
Uh, let's use common sense!
M.
Dear M,
I am so sad.
E.
Dear E,
Yes you are.
M.
Dear M,
I WAS CUT FROM ROTK!
S.
Dear S,
Um, I think you are on the
Wrong advice column.
M.
Dear M,
My lady-friend likes music.
What should I do?
R. de C.
Dear R. de C.,
Learn the "Goofy Goober" song.
M.
Dear M,
I have been replaced with an amateur!
C the Diva.
Dear Diva,
Life's tough.
M.
Dear M,
Why are you so mean?
Lil' M.
Dear Lil' M,
'Cause I'm WAY smarter than you.
M.
Dear M,
My life is hard. I am being
Discriminated against.
E.
Dear E,
Spare me from that over-used complaint!
Ok, you probably are just depressed. Just
Be glad you aren't a depressed robot!
M.
Dear M,
How would you feel if YOU
Were a depressed robot?
Marvin
Dear Marvin,
I luv you.
M.
Dear M,
I can't stand my brother!
How do I get rid of him?
P. de C.
Dear P. de C.,
My good buddy L-X-R says you
Should try saying "Sprink" to him,
Then maybe he'll go yeep. If that doesn't
Work, try plan C as in Christine. What you
Need to do is plant a very pretty yet
Criminally insane woman near your brother,
They will inevitably elope and then she'll kill him.
Isn't that funny?
M.
Dear M,
Yessssss!
P. de C.
Dear M,
I love E. Can you arrange his kidnapping
So I can force him to marry me?
Phan
Dear Phan,
Sure thing. I will turn him into a flea,
A harmless little flea! Then, I will put that flea
In a box, and I will put that box into another box,
And then I'll mail that box to myself,
And when it arrives (evil laugh) I'll SMASH it
With a hammer!
M.
Dear M,
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Phan
Dear Phan,
Just kidding. Like I'd ever do that?
M.
Do review please me dearies?