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Disclaimer: I don't own anything. (Except my hair, and that's not something we're going to discuss!) Oh, and I don't own the Gerry question, Baffled Seraph made it up, (ever so sweet of her!) and I won't take credit. Thanks Baffled Seraph! Yay! You get this special prize:

Tilllillilililililil!

Ta-da!

Ok, to Angel-of-Music133, you can date Erik all you want.

To Syen: Hi!

To Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon: Boo-ya!

To Lahz: Um, you've been sending me a lot of weird stuff, what's up?

To Inkyfinger: Hi, haven't heard from you in a while! Want to date Erik?

To Mizamour: Aloha! How's… everything? I will be sure to send you Erik. He will be postmarked by tomorrow.

To meneyavewen: I'm sorry, but Gerry has fled the country.

To Nota Lone: You can also spell love as lloovvee.

To IsadoraSnicket: LOVE your screen name! Yay Snicket! Total fan here!

To simplyelymas: Thanx for the review! Smiles!

To L-X-R: Where have you been? It's almost time for supper and I'm making Barfaroni!

Dear E,

I normally don't write personal

Messages, but it appears that you have other

Dating options:

Mizamour may be interested, but she

Appears to want you in a box. Isn't that cute?

Angel-of-Music1331 wants to date you also.

She seems the desperate phan type, and will

Probably kiss you –to death.

Meneyavewen is only interested in Gerry,

So sorry. Do you look like Gerry? I'm sorry,

But why that gourd has fans is beyond me, and

What Veggie-Tales has to do with POTO is even more

Opaque.

M.

Dear M,

Ok, I'll try and make a choice.

Tell who ever I choose to meet me

In the Just In section of this site.

E.


Dear M,

It's the cute wittle ballet rat

Here again! Have any tips for

Making myself look like a queen?

lil' M

Dear lil' M,

Ok, look cross, and wear frills,

Also say: "Let them eat cake!"

You should also eat queenly foods,

Like stuffed boar head and inside out suckling pig.

M.


Dear M,

I always knew I was handsome,

but it appears that I've become even MORE handsome!

R. de C.

Dear R. de C,

Are you Count Olaf?

M


Dear M,

I need some weight loss tips.

U.P.

Dear U.P,

Eat less.

M.


Dear M,

Someone stole my wig!

C the Diva

Dear C the Diva,

It's the Ghost!

M.


Dear M,

I have a jerk sister named Maiden...WOOPS!
That's you, I had no idea! My bad!

Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon

Dear sis,

You are not exactly being nice!

M.


Dear M,

I love Gerry!

Pretty Phan

Dear PP,

Gerry is unavailable.

Please leave a message after the

Tone: BEEEEEEEPPPPPP!

Thank you.

M.


Dear M,

I fell over the mountain.

Z

Dear Z,

Uh, who are you?

M.

Dear M,

I don't know. Care to help?

Z.

Dear Z,

No, you're kinda creepy!

M.


Dear M,

This fic stinks! It is ooc

To the EXTREEM! I think that

Phantom Phics should be all serious!

Stuck up Phan

Dear SUP,

Glooby! Ga-looby! Glleeeeehuuisnhhsnh!

M.


Dear M,

I think that my voice teacher

Is in love with me.

C

Dear C,

Oh, that's so nice of him.

M.


Dear M,

I know that your real name is

Lillian.

Psychic Daroga

Dear PD,

Uh, it's not and you're not Daroga.

WHO ARE YOU?

M.


This fic was brought to you by:

Barfaroni! Eat it. Spew it.

And by:

Charles, Billy, and Mack, three people who don't actually exist.

And by:

E-F-X, a weird thing. Deal with it.


Alright, this part is over. Do review, I love it! Please send reviews! Ok, if anyone else wants Erik, he's still available. Gerry is gone off with Larry Boy. Ta-ta Gerry-o. Raoul is looking for a date too, because Christine won't make up her mind, so all Raoul fans are welcome to date him. Ta-ta and all that. Syen, call me. I'm board. L-X-R, HI!