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Dear M,
Is tuna better with mouse
Or pet bird.
A.
Dear A,
Mouse is superb with tuna.
M.
Dear M,
If one
wanted to be rid of an annoying
chorus-girl-turned-diva in order to
steal a handsome Vicomte, how would
one go about it?
Fop Fan
Dear FF,
Iocane. It is odorless, tasteless,
Dissolves instantly in liquid and
Is one of the most deadly poisons
Known to man.
M.
Dear M,
I wanna date 'im I wanna date
'im
I wanna date 'im!
Actually, I don't mean Erik. I mean
Nadir. But may I? Please?
SimplyElymas
Dear SE,
I'll ask.
M.
Dear D.N,
Wanna date her?
Wanna date her?
Wanna date her?
I mean SimplyElymas.
M.
Dear M,
Um, I don't know. Sure.
D.N.
Dear R. de. C.,
You gotta girl fan.
M.
Dear M,
REALLY! Sponge Bob eyes.
R. de C.
Dear M,
I often swim in my lake,
However the content of the lake
Has raised health concerns.
Should I swim in raw sewage?
E
Dear E,
Not unless you like human
Filth invading your immune system.
M.
Dear M,
I like being a girl. I think
That all guys should be killed.
Feminist Amazer Radiant Tigeroftheopera
Dear FART,
No.
M.
Dear M,
I am a fanfic artist who wishes
To write fanfics that aren't cliché.
How should I go about doing this?
Phanfic Girl
Dear PG,
Write a wile crossover like,
Dr. Seuss vs. Erik.
M.
Dear M,
I am sympathetic to Erik.
I know how it feels to be misunderstood.
Pale Green Empty Pants with Nobody Inside Them
Dear PGEPWNIT,
Aw, poor wiwwle guy.
M.
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Dear M,
My life is in shambles.
My love left me,
And all the girls you set me up with
Are weird. Come to think of it,
So are you.
E.
Dear E,
Why thank you.
M.
Dear M,
We met!
Gerry G and Gerry B
Dear GG and GB,
Isn't that special?
M.
Dear M,
I think Orlando Bloom should
Play Raoul. He's girly enough.
Tough Girl
Dear TG,
Sure, I'll try and fix that for you.
M.
Dear M,
What's a good song for me to sing
To my love to try and win her back?
E.
Dear E,
Um, well, definitely not Lizzie Bordon!
You could try Hi Rim Bo,
Or maybe Loch Lommond, or…
OH! I know! Sing The Bonny Swans!
M.
Dear M,
I meant something romantic!
E.
Dear E,
How 'bout Our Luv is a Slice of Cheddar:
Our love is a slice of cheddar,
So chewy it is a delight!
We like cheddar,
We eat it from morning to night.
Just like the cheddar,
Our love will never loose cheesiness,
No matter what other love comes,
Our love will be the best!
M.
Dear M,
NO! That's STUPID!
E.
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