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Disclaimer: sings like the Evita cast "And the answer is no."
To Syen: I have seven ice cubes down the back of my shirt.
To RebelHanyouofdarkness: Yes, he will. Christine is dumping him.
To Taurus: Thanks for the review, but I'm not a woman. I'm a mythical creature. (See Story of Chippy.)
To Wiseupandjanetweiss: Nooooo! Not the carrots! Here's the chapter! No carrots please!
To Sereenie: Okay… if you want Gerry Gourd you can have him, but it's not Gerard Butler. It's a character from Veggie Tales. Thanks for the reviews! You're very nice.
To Jessie-ashley: Thank you. I'm glad that you like it. Some people think I'm just weird. I'm glad you think I'm funny.
To RikkaGreenRider: Thank you for clearing that acronym up! Thanks for the review also!
To GerryISUchick: Here's the update. XD
To Morianerulz: Thank you, I like Carlotta too.
To Baby-vixen: Thanks, but the SW idea isn't mine, so I won't take credit. :)
To Moonjava: Thank you.
To Kiwi Anamie, Viper girls, and Regina Rex: See fic, I answered below. :)
Dear M,
I have been given some rather
Nasty letters complaining that,
Because I'm Muslim, I am a
Terrorist. I try to explain that the
Real terrorist is Erik, but no one
Listens.
D.N.
Dear D.N,
I will try and explain your case.
M.
Dear Everyone,
ErikisaterroristandD.N.isn't.
M.
Dear M,
Is D.N. from D.N. Angel?
Anamie Freak
Dear AF,
No.
M.
Dear M,
I think that it would have been
Better if Erik hadn't been born.
His mother didn't want him and
It's her body.
Jansenist Enlightened Reincarnated K
Dear JERK,
Yeah, that makes total sense.
Lets blame infants for their parents
Sickness. If someone's helpless,
Kill 'em. Hitler 2005 meetings are
On Wednesday, also. Whatever.
M.
Dear
M,
Do you think someone should
make POTO video game where
you play Erik and win by Punjabbing
the most Fops (and random singing
Christine's and ballet rats, those are
always fun to kill...)?
Rayne
Dear R,
Hmmm, could I design it?
I like to draw!
M.
Dear M,
I guess
you're right; Leah is like
buff Christine. Oh, and could you
ask Erik if he would be horribly
opposed if in my fanfic he and
Christine left each other for Han
Solo and Leah? (I say Han because
Christine's already hooked up with
ONE girly
guy.)
W.O.W.
(Oh, and, by the way, great job! Your letters are funny.)
Dear W.O.W,
Darthwasn'tborndeformed.
I'm sure Erik will mind, but
Who cares? I killed him in
The story of Chippy.
M.
Dear M,
My mom says
that authors
that make the Fop an idiot
are living in a dream world.
What should I do with
her?
ReginaRex
Dear RR,
Hmmm, the Chicken Dance?
M.
Dear M,
I think my lake is contaminated.
E.
Dear E,
Yes, it is. It's raw sewage.
M.
Dear M,
Can I still use it for my drinking water?
E.
Dear E,
I wouldn't advise you to, no.
M.
Dear M,
(heavy breathing) to WOW
no I was not born with a face
deformity I was totally hot when
I was Anikin (AGHH Hayden Christiansin)
(Heavy Breathing again)
Darth Vader
Dear Mr. Vader,
This is the POTO help line,
Not the SW help line, but I
Will be sure that WOW hears
What you said. However, I am
SORRY, but you were not hot!
You looked like you had a sheep
On your head. Sorry.
M.
Dear M,
I complain that you are
So sarcastic and rude.
That is immature and
Well... rude.
Intellectual Phan
Dear IP,
Deal with it.
M.
Dear M,
I am in love with
The lead tenor! Now,
For the wedding, what
Should I wear?
La C.
Dear L.C,
Hmm, well, I hate to
Say this, but my magic
Eight balls says that your
Relationship will end in tears.
Anyway, if the eight ball is
Wrong, wear white.
M.
Dear M,
I am playing in a new
Opera called Don Juan
Triumphant. I think that
The composer is a murderer,
And that he is a thief and a
Kidnapper besides. So, what
Is the best way to get his autograph?
Ballet Singer
Dear B.S,
Oh, that's easy!
Go online and get his fax
Number. Then jam his fax machine
With requests to have his autograph,
Then he will send it.
M.
Dear M,
You are dumber by
The minute! There were
No fax machines in the 1800s!
Intellectual Phan
Dear I.P,
Yes, actually,
They were invented in
The 1800s. However,
The inventor was sued of all
His money and the invention
Was not popularized until much later.
This is a true fact.
M.
Dear M,
I am depressed, again.
E.
Dear E,
Try St John's Wart.
M.
Dear M,
Why won't my fiancé
Make a decision on
Whether to marry me or
Her freakish 'angel'?
R. de C.
Dear R.C.,
Because she's too
Busy being cool.
M.
Dear M,
I will probably dump my
Voice teacher soon. Can I
Still flirt with him until then?
C.D.
Dear C.D,
That would not be wise.
M.
Dear M,
My father wants
To burn me alive!
F.
Dear F,
I hope you know
That you are wasting
My time by asking for
Advice on the POTO
Help Line.
M.
Dear M,
That was not my intent.
F.
Dear M,
Will you write a
Les Mis Help Line.
Inquisitive
Dear I,
Yes.
M.
Dear M,
When?
I.
Dear I,
Soon.
M.
Dear M,
Like, you so totally
Need to get a life!
Person
Dear P,
If you know of a place
Were there are discount
Lives, please let me know.
M.
Dear M,
You don't know enough
About Les Mis to start a
New help line!
Mis fan
Dear MF,
So?
M.
Ok, that's that (for now.) Get out and review, 'cause I'm aimin' for 100! Yay! By the way, Christine is going to dump Erik, so he's open to dates, again. But, there's a catch. Any smut will NOT be placed in the fic and the writer will be put on my review block. Please refrain from such. Thank you. XD.