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Disclaimer: I will not claim claims that I cannot claim. These ideas ain't me own.
Important note: I am sorry, but I will no longer be taking questions from reviewers because I might get kicked off for making an interactive fic. Sorry. I will occasionally add someone's remark to my fic though. If I was in charge I would put all of them in, but I just don't want to get my fic deleted. Thanks anyhow. God bless. –Maidenhair.
To Mizamour: Thanks. Glad you liked it. Yeah, the J.E.R.K part was something I had been wanting to add for a while. People always make those arguments, but the argument make to sense! The funny part was that when I was in various Pro-life marches, the only people who got mad were... older men. Last I looked they can't even get pregnant. I mean, there would be a bunch of girls holding signs that said, "Abortion Hurts Women", and no WOMAN said anything against us. But the men were like: "You censored don't know what women want!" Uh, I happen to BE one, so I bally well should. Anyway, thanks for the review! Oh, I was wondering, can a person be in more that one C2 group? Because L-X-R wanted to start one a while back. I don't know if she still does, but could I join two?
To Baffled Seraph: I'm sorry I can't take your questions on the fic anymore. Tnaks for the reviews anyhow. Oh, just a note here, I LUV Michael Crawford!
To Art-keeper: Thanks for the review! Ok, I'm not mean to Gerry, and I did like him in POTO. The sarcasm is just for the fic. Also, I am pretending that I think he's Gerry from Veggie tales. ;)
To Kiwi Animie: Ok, sorry WOW can't be in the fic according to rules. P to the rules. Anyway, I'll let Darth know what you want him to know. XD.
To Erik's Shadow: Hi, thanks for the review. I like a lot of the things you like also. Anyway, here's the update.
To RebelHanyouofDarkness: Ok, Erik will take dates soon. He's having issues, but he'll be available in later chapters. Thanks for the review. You have a creative pen name. I'm thinking of changing mine to Tacticus.
To Darth Vadar: WOW says: "You were NOT hot. Never were. And true, you were not born deformed and all. But you're deformed NOW. That was my point. :-P (Actually, you're dead now...er...am I talking to a ghost?)" Thanks for the review, um, who are you?
To Angel of Charmed: Yes, he is. It's ok that u love him though. XD.
To Morianerulz: Sorry I can't take the note. Thanks for the review. Tally ho!
To GerryISUchick04: Thanks for the review. Here's the update.
To Syen: Yeah I know what BS means. I wrote the Faramir for you! Can you Email me the spellings for all the LOTR characters? Thanks.
To Wiseupandjanetwiess: Ok, same sorry about the notes. Thanks for not killing me with carrots!
To Sereenie: Thanks for the review. Im crazy also! Oh, sorry, you were 99 not 100.
Dear M,
My friend wants to kidnap me!
What should I do?
C.D.
Dear C.D,
Steer clear of him!
M.
Dear M,
Have any good advice on
Kidnapping my friend?
E.
Dear E,
Stay close to her.
M.
Dear M,
You seem to be giving
Contradicting advice.
Concerned Editor
Dear CE,
Yeah, yeah kill the messenger.
M.
Dear M,
Why are there so many
Snobs in our world? I like
So think that they are losers,
(Unlike me!) I mean, I am so cool,
And they are so... lame!
Swift Narcissistic Opal of Beauty
Dear S.N.O.B,
Take a look at yourself!
M.
Dear M,
I fear nothing when I
Am in the right!
Jack
Dear Jack,
Hmm, wonderful
Isn't it?
M.
Dear M,
I am in need of a plot to kill
My rival.
E.
Dear E,
Tie him to a gate and
Punjab him. That's what I do.
M.
Dear M,
I am in need of a plot to kill
My rival.
R. de. C.
Dear R. De C,
Lure him on stage and shoot him.
That's what I do.
M.
Dear M,
You do both of those things?
D.N.
Dear D.N,
Yeah, got a problem with that?
M.
Dear M,
Why does no one
Understand my phyche?
A.
Dear A,
I'm sorry, but I don't understand.
M.
Dear M,
Who are all the people who write in?
Why won't you reveal them?
Reader
Dear Reader,
Because it would violate the privacy laws.
M.
Dear M,
I am STILL depressed.
E.
Dear E,
Wanna talk?
M.
Dear M,
I just cannot seem to
Fit into society.
E.
Dear E,
Wanna date?
M.
Dear M,
You? NOOOOOO.
E.
Dear E,
I wasn't referring to myself,
But why exactly WOULDN'T you
Want to date me?
M.
Dear M,
Remember the Chippy
Incident?
E.
Dear E,
He, he, he! How could
I forget!
M.
Dear M,
That wasn't funny.
E.
Dear E,
Oh yes it was!
M.
Dear M,
You are such a jerk!
E.
Dear E,
No, that's Jansenist Enlightened
Reincarnated K. I'm a Draver.
M.
Dear M,
Hi, honey,
I just want you to remember
To call me when you get back from
Sleive-na-mon.
Mom
Dear Mom,
Ok.
M.
Ok, that's the end of that chapter. Do review! I am now aiming for 150. ;-)