Dear M,
I would like to ask you for
Some advice on getting rid
Of a certain neighbor that
Is currently DRIVING ME
INSANE!
SW.
Dear SW,
Why is it that most of my
Readers aren't even FROM
POTO? Arg, I'll try a SB
Help Line later.
M.
Dear M,
Am I hot or what?
R. de C.
Dear R. De C,
Uh, no you're not.
M.
Dear M,
Hahahahaha! Great
Come back at that fop!
E.
Dear E,
Feeling less depressed?
M.
Dear M,
Not really. sniffle
E.
Dear M,
I have reason to believe
That YOU ARE OFFERING
ASSISTANCE TO SOMEONE
BREAKING THE LAW!
J.
Dear J,
I have reason to believe
That you used your caps locks
On the last few lines of your letter.
M.
Dear M,
Now I am so confused.
I am in love with my
Viscount, but I also have
Fallen for my voice teacher!
Now what?
C.D.
Dear C.D,
Nothing.
M.
Dear M.
Everyone is mean to me!
They send me to fetch a bag
Of nail holes or a can of
Invisible paint. They are so
Condescending! All I want is
To be cool, wear a mask, write
My musicales, and clean the privies.
What can I do?
W.
Dear W,
Well, I would suggest that you
Be cool, wear a mask, write your
Musicales, and clean the privies.
M.
Dear M,
Oh! You're a genius!
W.
Dear W,
Hmhmm, what a good boy.
M.
Dear M,
Gerardbutleriscutegerardbutleriscute
Gerardbutleriscutegerardbutleriscute.
Gerry's Eccentric Rabid Missy
Dear G.E.R.M,
Uh-huh, uh-huh, sure.
M.
Dear M,
WHY DID YOU
WRITE THE STORY
OF CHIPPY? WHY? IT'S
SO STUPID! DON'T DIS ERIK
AND CHRISTINE!
Phan –Intelligent-Girl
Dear P.I.G,
I wrote it because it's
Hilarious! HAHAHA!
In your face!
M.
Dear M,
C, Christine won't
Help me make the
Music of the Night!
E.
Dear E,
Well, then maybe you should
Make the Music of the Day.
M.
Dear M,
This DIP is after me!
Syen
Dear Syen,
OMG! Who is it old pall?
M.
Dear M,
Erik! That freak!
Syen
Dear Syen,
No, that's just Walter.
M.
Dear M,
On second examination,
Yes, it is. Never mind, I'll
Just send him to get a bag
Of nail holes or a can of
Invisible paint.
Syen
Dear M,
There's beauty in extreme old
Age!
K
Dear K,
Do you fancy you are
Elderly enough?
M.
Dear M,
I want Syen's Email.
Philip Traum
Dear PT,
Gasp! Fetch the exorcist!
M.
PageDear M,
I still can't shake this
Depression!
E.
Dear E,
Need an E-pall?
That might help?
M.
Dear M,
What would you suggest?
E.
Dear E,
Dustfinger! That's it!
I'll hook you up right away!
M.
Dear M,
Who?
E.
Dear M,
I need help!
This freak keeps trying
To kill me!
R. de C.
Dear R. de C,
And you expect me to take time
Out of MY busy day to save your
Puny life?
M.
Dear M,
Well, that was the idea...
R. de C.
Dear R. De C,
Whatever.
M.
Dear M,
Rude! That's what you are!
No a Rude Person
Dear N.A.R.P,
'Rude' is not a sentence.
M.
Dear M,
Luke will join the dark side!
Darth Vader
Dear Darthy,
I'm sorry, but I'm really
Getting ticked off with you.
M.
Dear M,
Do you believe in goblins?
C.D.
Dear C.D,
I know several personally.
M.
Dear M,
You own me money!
X
Dear X,
Right, look I'll get you the cash,
Gosh!
M.
Dear M,
Ok, I just left my voice teacher for
My Viscount, but I still miss him
And I kissed him goodbye but I
Now miss that too, and, um, I also met
This sweet guy named Ted. I think I love
Him. What should I do?
C.D.
Dear C.D,
It is remarkable to me that someone
With my initials can be as stupid as you
Are!
M.
Dear M,
I totally LUV you!
Your Biggest Fan
Dear Y.B.F,
M.
Dear M,
MY CHRISTINE LEFT ME!
SHE LEFT ME! THERE IS NO
HOPE! THE MUSIC IS OVER
MY LIFE HAS ENDED. I DO NOT
NEED THE E-PALL, I AM TOO
HEART-SICK TO WRITE!
E.
Dear E,
Oh, well, Dustfinger didn't
Want to be your friend anyway.
M.
Dear M,
Thanks a lot! Now I'll just jump
Off a bridge!
E.
Dear E,
Oh, don't do that! Here,
Call me up sometime and we can
Chat. I'll make my famous shrimp
Soup, or maybe curried peas, or maybe
My spicy pesto pasta with diced rose petals!
M.
Dear M,
sniffle It does sound tempting...
E.
Dear E,
That's the spirit, laddie!
M.
Dear M,
Thank you, I think I'll forgive
The Chippy incident and even bring
You a rose or two.
E.
Dear E,
Oh, then I'll make pasta!
Roses are so delicious in pesto!
M.
Dear M,
I want my hat back ...NOW!
C.D.
Dear C.D,
I don't have it.
M.
Dear M,
I have the hat!
Mad Hatter
Dear C.D,
The Mad Hatter has the hat.
M.
Dear M,
WTH!
C.D.
Dear C.D,
Watch your mouth, punk!
M.
Dear M,
I want a pony!
Girl
Dear Girl,
Uh...
M.
Dear M,
Joy is here! I just bought
A new car!
Cars Reign Under Delights!
Dear C.R.U.D,
PLEASE STICK TO
POTO!
M.
Dear M,
Ok, I can forgive the hat
Thing, I can forgive being
Called a punk, but I will
Not just let you go you with
Erik!
C.D.
Dear M,
We're not going out,
He's coming for dinner.
M.
Dear M,
He's bringing you roses!
C.D.
Dear C.D,
It's for the pasta.
M.
Dear M,
FINE! I'll just go back to
Erik and marry him!
IN YOUR FACE!
C.D.
Dear E,
You're lady love is coming back.
M.
Dear M,
YES! Uh, you won't mind if we cancel
Our date?
E.
Dear E,
Sure, go right ahead. All the more
Pasta for me!
M.
Dear M,
That whole 'pasta' thing seemed
Rather like a plot to get the C/E
Thing going again, eh?
Observant one
Dear O.O,
It works every time!
M.
Dear M,
FOOTBALL RULES!
YAY!
I Don't Ink Open Tapes
Dear I.D.I.O.T
The wrong bell is ringing:
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
M.
I'm back! Do review before the computer breaks again! Oh, to everyone, first, if you are mad that we can't reply to reviews, send a note to the operators of FF and protest! Until then, I am signed into quizzilla as Draver, if you log in you can private message me:D