Hey, Hey, HEY! Guess who's here with the first story update of 2022?!
That's right! It is I, the 3rd dragneel!
Okay, cringe meme aside, it's time we start this chapter. I know I wasn't able to update this side project last month, but I will do my best to write it since… I'm gonna be honest and say I haven't seen all of Jojo. Hell, I barely saw episode 1 and the fight between Jotaro and Dio. So understandably, it is hard to think of lines for Dio.
Luckily, I have a Jojo fanboy as a friend. The newcomer and procrastinator: Triton0501! Thanks for editing this chapter, buddy. I will get your oneshot written soon, only when you write the oneshot you owe me(you guys might like what we write).
Pyromania101: Thanks for pointing out the misspelling and yeah, I kinda went to a dark place for Esdeath's ending lol.
DB-20: We have a vampire with a stand, a gothita who manipulates time and a crippled albino who can kill you in over a thousand ways. Yeah, this pack is insane.
Bloodyguy: I mean Esdeath is good looking and does somewhat care for her comrades. But… yeah, I'd stay the hell away from her. I did like the Death Battle and the ending was… unexpected.
ChronoDX: I saw the fight and enjoyed it(Dio's voice actor really put his all in saying THE WORLD!) And no more RWBY characters. Sorry.
Remnant7: Glad you're happy with your prediction.
Zatil Hidayah Spensa: I never said I hated harems since this past year, I've been watching a lot of them(The Asterisk War, Chivalry of a Failed Knight, Danmachi, Trinity Seven, etc). There's just some harems I don't like due to the story or because of the fan service being too much(looking at you To Love Ru). Never read the light novels, but I plan to since Index's anime… rush too much(still love Railgun and Accelerator).
Skull Flame: Esdeath is a good villain, but a total bitch. I agree.
Blazbluefan2018: Glad I inspired you to write your own guest chapters. Uzu is… interesting. But I never heard of vampire hunter d, especially since I SAID no more character requests.
Wolfman: Glad I made the chapter show Esdeath and her messed up mind. Hopefully, you'll like this chapter too.
Get In The Mazinger: Man, it's great to see another Accelerator fan( I still love Touma and Mikoto).
Alif Ahmad: She could die cause… she CRAZY.
Weird: He's probably gonna ask what kind of Jutsu she uses.
Snakeboy33: That is true. But I think Love would also be the ring for Esdeath due to her obsession with Tatsumi.
Dperson3569: Possibly. I do make random references every now and then.
GKBlue.92: Yeah, I said no more requests. I already have the final characters thought out.
Jack7the7ripper: I know, right? Kurumi and Reverse Flash will have a lot to talk about.
Animelover960: No more character requests.
Densetsu1999: Yup XD. And I said NO MORE REQUESTS.
Witchking354: Well, she's an arrogant general who has slaughtered thousands. It makes sense she'd be cocky.
Also, I do wanna say this to one guest reviewer who has been CONSTANTLY telling me to hurry up and update. I left his latest review, which said "Come dude come" and "Can you update faster than 3 months" so everyone knows who this loser is.
Dude, I'm sorry YOU don't have a life and have to wait for this side project to be published, but SOME of us have to work for money. Seriously, if you don't get that, then you can go fuck yourself.
That is all, thank you.
Again, this is just to one guest reviewer, not to all of them. I just needed to let that out cause apparently this guy can't be patient.
Last time, we ended the Fem fatales with the chilling ice queen Esdeath. But now, let's now go into one of anime's most iconic vampires(and no, it sadly isn't Alucard).
It is time… for DIO!
1st to enter the arena: Dio walks forward while dragging a Regime soldier. After the opponent speaks, Dio lifts the soldier by the head and sucks their blood through his fingers.
2nd to enter the arena: As the opponent enters the arena, Dio walks forward while juggling a knife in his fingers. Once the opponent finishes their line, Dio tosses his knife back as the World catches it, allowing him to speak.
1st dialogue: Mirror match
Dio: Oh? Another version of me comes to fight?
Dio: Only the true Dio shall survive!
Dio: Let's see if this will be entertaining.
2nd
Dio: Are you from another Earth?
Dio: One where I ended the Jojo line.
Dio: So you've attained 'Heaven.'
3rd
Dio: Only Dio shall prevail.
Dio: The strongest Dio.
Dio: Good. We understand each other.
2nd dialogue: Esdeath
Dio: You wish to recruit me?
Esdeath: The Jaegers could use a member like you.
Dio: I lead, not follow.
2nd
Dio: Some say you freeze time itself.
Esdeath: Perhaps.
Dio: Your ice is nothing to The World!
3rd
Esdeath: Why can't you die?
Dio: I am perfection itself!
Esdeath: Even the strongest beasts can be slaughtered.
3rd dialogue: Seilah
Dio: Woman, come with me.
Seilah: Why would I join someone so unworthy?
Dio: It was not a request.
2nd
Dio: I shall tame your demons.
Seilah: We will always obey our master, E.N.D.
Dio: Prepare to face The World, woman.
3rd
Seilah: You will kill yourself…
Dio: Mind control will not work on Dio.
Seilah: Perhaps you need more discipline.
4th dialogue: Bloody Mary
Dio: You may prove worthy to me.
Bloody Mary: Can I kill whoever I want?
Dio: Whoever I deem to be useless.
2nd
Dio: I have slaughtered Fables before.
Bloody Mary: That explains why I found Jersey's head.
Dio: You are next!
3rd
Bloody Mary: Vampires, huh?
Dio: Intimidated by me, Mary?
Bloody Mary: No. Just remembering how many I killed this week.
5th dialogue: Solid Snake
Dio: Simple firearms won't work on Dio!
Snake: You're not the first vampire I've fought.
Dio: Then prepare to face THE WORLD!
2nd
Snake: Are you another super soldier?
Dio: I am perfection itself!
Snake: Great. Another lunatic.
6th dialogue: Boba Fett
Dio: I've never trained in space before.
Boba Fett: You've got a high bounty on you.
Dio: No one will ever collect it.
2nd
Boba Fett: Ever been frozen in Carbonite?
Dio: I survived decades under the sea.
Boba Fett: Hmmm… that's different.
7th dialogue: Master Chief
Dio: Even your advanced weapons won't kill me!
Master Chief: I've destroyed much stronger aliens than you.
Dio: No one is above Dio!
2nd
Master Chief: Did you drop a steam roller on me?
Dio: It seems you survived the Road Roller.
Master Chief: When you crash on a planet from space, you can handle anything.
8th dialogue: Rorschach
Dio: A mortal man cannot kill Dio.
Rorschach: All monsters have a weakness.
Dio: I'm much more than a monster!
2nd
Rorschach: Just need a stake for your heart.
Dio: What an annoying cliche!
Rorschach: But effective.
9th dialogue: EMIYA Archer
Dio: You traveled through time to kill yourself?
Archer: It's more complicated than that.
Dio: But do you know the power of a Stand?
2nd
Archer: I have heard of your corruption throughout history.
Dio: So, my dream lives on?
Archer: Until now.
10th dialogue: Daud
Dio: You dare attempt to assassinate me?
Daud: What did you do to my men?
Dio: They were barely an appetizer.
2nd
Dio: The mark on your hand is intriguing.
Daud: Blame the Black Eyes Bastard for that.
Dio: Perhaps I should visit this man.
3rd
Daud: And I thought dealing with Delilah was a pain.
Dio: You can never kill Dio!
Daud: She said the same thing.
11th dialogue: Ulquiorra Cifer
Dio: Are you a walking devil?
Ulquiorra: I am an Arrancar, human.
Dio: And I am no human.
2nd
Ulquiorra: What is that creature behind you?
Dio: Oh? You see my Stand?
Ulquiorra: What if I destroyed it?
12th dialogue: Medusa Gorgon
Dio: Black Blood is an interesting creation.
Medusa: Would you like some?
Dio: I wish to taste it.
2nd
Medusa: How does one get a Stand?
Dio: It will take very questionable methods.
Medusa: Please. I've done things you wouldn't dream of.
13th dialogue: Darth Vader
Dio: A weak man who hides behind armor.
Darth Vader: I am sustained by the power of the Dark Side.
Dio: THE WORLD will crush any power in front of it.
14th dialogue: Ryuko Matoi
Dio: Impressive clothing, girl.
Ryuko: Senketsu and I will kick your ass.
Dio: Is it alive? Interesting.
2nd
Ryuko: Sheesh, what kind of vampire drinks blood from their fingers?
Dio: One that will surpass even god himself.
Ryuko: And I thought Ragyo was a crazy bitch.
15th dialogue: Momo Yayorozu
Dio: Girl, join my army.
Momo: A hero's work is never done.
Dio: "Hero?" What a waste of power.
2nd
Momo: Are you with the League of Villains?
Dio: Leagues of Villains? HA!
Momo: Then who are you?
16th dialogue: Aqua
Dio: I was offered a Keyblade not too long ago.
Aqua: By Xehanort?
Dio: He and I have a mutual understanding.
2nd
Aqua: Your heart is so cold.
Dio: A heart is nothing to me.
Aqua: If you continue down this path, you'll turn into a Heartless.
3rd
Aqua: I can stop time too.
Dio: HA! The World can never be matched!
Aqua: You and Xehanort are too much alike.
17th dialogue: Ratchet
Dio: A rat and a robot? Pathetic!
Ratchet: I'm a Lombax. And no one makes fun of me and Clank!
Dio: Perhaps I should skin you first!
2nd
Ratchet: Clank, we never fought vampires before, right?
Dio: Dio will be the last vampire you will ever see!
Ratchet: I know one rule: aim for the heart.
18th dialogue: Jenny Wakeman
Dio: A machine stands no chance against Dio!
Jenny: Yeah, I took on alien armies by myself.
Dio: But will you give me the high of excitement?
2nd
Dio: Let me hear you scream, machine!
Jenny: No way are you taking me down!
Dio: Good, a challenge!
3rd
Jenny: Brad always said to be careful with vampires.
Dio: Nothing you have can stop The World!
Jenny: I got some garlic with your name on it!
19th dialogue: Ultron
Dio: So, man has decided to destroy itself with you.
Ultron: My 'father' seeked peace. I seek quiet.
Dio: If you succeed, that is.
2nd
Ultron: I have heard of Stands in the archives.
Dio: But that will not prepare you for The World!
Ultron: They say if the Stand dies, so does the wielder.
20th dialogue: Danny Phantom
Dio: Boy, you stand very little chance against Dio.
Danny: Tell that to all the ghosts I beat.
Dio: I am an immortal! Not a ghost!
2nd
Danny: So… Stands technically count as ghosts, right?
Dio: Why do you ask?
Danny: Just wanted to see if I can use the Fenton Thermos.
3rd
Danny: Dude, you are NOT a vampire.
Dio: Why would you say that, Phantom?
Danny: Well for one, vampires DRINK blood from their teeth.
21st dialogue: Gohan
Dio: A Hamon user?
Gohan: Hamon? This is Ki.
Dio: Hmph, still just as inferior to my Stand.
2nd
Dio: Even half-breed brats cannot hope to best Dio.
Gohan: I killed Cell and beat up Majin Buu.
Dio: What kind of ridiculous names are those?!
3rd
Gohan: There's some kind of… energy behind you.
Dio: Oh? You see my Stand?
Gohan: A Stand? Is that a new Ki technique?
4th
Gohan: You won't win, Dio.
Dio: I'll drain your blood and turn you into my servant!
Gohan: Great. Now I'm getting Garlic Jr vibes.
22nd dialogue: Izuku Midoriya
Dio: Pathetic maggot, thinking you can best me.
Izuku: A hero never backs down from a villain!
Dio: HA! I hope you can at least be a little entertaining.
2nd
Izuku: I don't think I've ever heard of 'Dio Brando.'
Dio: INSOLENT BRAT!
Izuku: Oh no. I spoke out loud again.
3rd
Izuku: I'll have to go beyond Plus Ultra.
Dio: Then I'll show you how 'useless' your efforts truly are!
Izuku: All Might, wish me luck.
23rd dialogue: Tommy Oliver
Dio: What a ridiculous suit!
Tommy: This coming from the guy who dresses like a freak?
Dio: You DARE insult DIO?!
2nd
Tommy: You realize I've fought monsters every week, right?
Dio: None of them can compare to me and my stand!
Tommy: Try telling that to Lord Zedd and Mesagog.
24th dialogue: Raiden(MG)
Dio: Your blade can cut through anything?
Raiden: That's what a High Frequency Blade does.
Dio: Perhaps I'll use it as a pike for your head!
2nd
Raiden: I'm REALLY tempted to let out the Ripper.
Dio: Good. Make your eventual death more entertaining.
Raiden: Don't say I didn't warn you.
3rd
Raiden: Are you and Vamp related by any chance?
Dio: Don't you dare compare me to that imposter!
Raiden: Just wanted to make sure.
25th dialogue: Akame
Dio: Your cursed blade won't kill me!
Akame: No one has survived Murasame's curse.
Dio: I shall outlive it and you!
2nd
Akame: You will pay for what you did.
Dio: The girl with the lollipop was DELICIOUS.
Akame: Eliminate.
26th dialogue: Bigby Wolf
Dio: Wolves always leave a bad taste to me.
Bigby: Were any of them my brothers?
Dio: And if they were?
2nd
Bigby: Vampires. Why'd it have to be vampires?
Dio: I see you understand how outmatched you are.
Bigby: Doesn't mean I won't kick your ass.
27th dialogue: Korra
Dio: The Avatars reincarnate with a new host?
Korra: Why do you ask?
Dio: I shall end the line with you!
2nd
Korra: That body doesn't belong to you.
Dio: And your powers don't belong to you.
Korra: At least I use my bending for good.
28th dialogue: Carnage
Dio: Oh? You consume blood as well?
Carnage: I LOVE BLOOD!
Dio: I wonder how yours tastes!
2nd
Dio: Will you not join my army, Carnage?
Carnage: Can I kill whoever I want?
Dio: Leave the delicious ones for me.
3rd
Carnage: You look nothing like Morbius.
Dio: I am a being who will surpass god!
Carnage: Time to see how tasty your blood is!
29th dialogue: Naruto Uzumaki
Dio: No power is greater than The World!
Naruto: Allow me to show you the power of Kurama!
Dio: Prove your worth before I end you!
2nd
Naruto: You're a walking zombie like Madara!
Dio: My plans will come true, boy!
Naruto: Gonna need to go all out!
3rd
Naruto: I don't know who's creepier: you or Orochimaru.
Dio: Only fools mock what they should fear.
Naruto: Fool or not, I'll still kick your butt!
30th dialogue: Vali Lucifer
Dio: You are much different from the maggots I kill.
Vali: I am Vali Lucifer, the wielder of the White Dragon Sacred Gear.
Dio: Interesting.
2nd
Vali: Disgusting creature.
Dio: Imputent boy!
Vali: I will enjoy killing you.
31st dialogue: Ruby Rose
Dio: Little girl. Leave or you'll die.
Ruby: A Huntress never backs down from a fight!
Dio: Hmmm. You're much more foolish than I thought.
2nd
Ruby: Yang told me how to kill a vampire.
Dio: Nothing you do can kill me.
Ruby: Say hello to my garlicky friend!
32nd dialogue: Ichigo Kurosaki
Dio: This is a different kind of Hamon.
Ichigo: It's called Reishi, jackass.
Dio: No matter. You cannot survive THE WORLD!
2nd
Dio: This won't be fun.
Ichigo: Cause you know I'll kick your ass?
Dio: Because being dead won't allow me to end your life.
3rd
Ichigo: What kind of energy is that?
Dio: You are witnessing the power of The World!
Ichigo: It's no Hogyoku, I'll give you that.
33rd dialogue: Cole MacGrath
Dio: Shock me all you want. I will never die!
Cole: I already took out plenty of guys with god complexes.
Dio: None are as powerful as DIO!
2nd
Cole: The hell is with that outfit?
Dio: Amazed by my glory?
Cole: Amazed you'd walk in public dressed like that.
34th dialogue: Natsu Dragneel
Dio: I can survive anything.
Natsu: Even the flames of the Fire Dragon King?
Dio: Try it, Natsu Dragneel!
2nd
Natsu: Zeref lived for a long time like you.
Dio: Why mention such a maggot?
Natsu: If I can beat him, I can beat you.
3rd
Natsu: Hang on, you freeze people by touching them?
Dio: It is one of my many talents.
Natsu: Pretty sure Gray'd be pissed hearing that.
35th dialogue: Aquaman
Dio: A king that surrendered their kingdom?! You are unworthy of such a title!
Aquaman: Do not insult the rightful king of Atlantis!
Dio: Then kill me, king of cowards!
2nd
Aquaman: How much blood have you shed in my ocean?
Dio: How much fish have you eaten in your life?
Aquaman: You will harm the ocean no longer!
3rd
Aquaman: Were you the head that was found with the Trench?
Dio: They were delicious snacks.
Aquaman: You will pay for your crimes!
36th dialogue: Atom
Dio: Only cowards shrink away from a challenge.
Atom: Ironic coming from you.
Dio: You DARE mock Dio?!
2nd
Atom: I would love to analyze your blood.
Dio: You are unworthy of my blood.
Atom: I thought I'd be polite.
37th dialogue: Atrocitus
Dio: Creature of rage.
Atrocitus: Your rage is overwhelming.
Dio: The Joestars got in the way of MY plans.
2nd
Atrocitus: The hatred you have towards the Joestar family will be your undoing.
Dio: I will not rest until my dream is a reality!
Atrocitus: Killing you would serve the universe!
38th dialogue: Bane
Dio: Weak human, depending on a disgusting drug.
Bane: This from a man who wore the stone mask for revenge?
Dio: I am the power of a god! You have not!
2nd
Bane: Can others use the power of the Stone Mask?
Dio: Only the worthy can possess the power!
Bane: Then it shall be no challenge for Bane.
39th dialogue: Batman
Dio: You have no power to stop me!
Batman: Power isn't everything.
Dio: Only the weak and foolish believe that nonsense!
2nd
Batman: I know exactly how to beat you.
Dio: Oh? And what can you do against me?
Batman: A man by the name of Joseph taught me Hamon.
40th dialogue: Black Adam
Dio: Your power intrigues me.
Black Adam: You face the wrath of six gods.
Dio: Hmph! Even Gods will fall before the might of The World!
2nd
Black Adam: How many of my people have you slaughtered?
Dio: I've never kept track of the ants that I've stomped.
Black Adam: Suffer for your crimes!
3rd
Black Adam: Are you responsible for the revival of the Pillar Men?
Dio: Pillar Men? What are you rambling on about?
Black Adam: You've made a terrible mistake, Dio Brando!
41st dialogue: Black Canary
Dio: What an annoying voice you have.
Black Canary: Is the mighty Dio afraid of a little singing?
DIO: I WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT FIRST!
2nd
Black Canary: You almost killed Ollie!
Dio: You and that mockery of Robin Hood should be grateful for my mercy.
Black Canary: I'll make sure you're dead, you son of a bitch.
42nd dialogue: Black Manta
Dio: What a ridiculous suit!
Black Manta: Pot meet kettle.
Dio: Are you insulting DIO?!
2nd
Black Manta: Another Metahuman freak.
Dio: I am above everything!
Black Manta: Great. This one's got a God complex.
43rd dialogue: Blue Beetle
Dio: Khaji Da should belong to one more worthy than you.
Blue Beetle: At least I use it to help people.
Dio: Power is meant for those at the top! Not the worthless sheep below!
2nd
Blue Beetle: Pretty sure you aren't a vampire?
Dio: And why is that?
Blue Beetle: The whole 'drink blood through the fingers' thing for starters.
44th dialogue: Brainiac
Dio: There are worlds beyond my own?
Brainiac: The Multiverse is ever expanding in knowledge.
Dio: Perhaps I should extend my resources.
2nd
Brainiac: The being known as "Kars" created the mask that transformed you?
Dio: I've gained a power that has long surpassed that relic.
Brainiac: Fascinating.
3rd
Brainiac: Allow me to study your body.
Dio: Why would I allow the likes of you to study me?
Brainiac: To prove immortality can be constructed.
45th dialogue: Captain Cold
Dio: Your ice gun will not stop me.
Captain Cold: This gun can stop the Flash!
Dio: I've survived being a head in the ocean for centuries!
2nd
Captain Cold: What's with the Halloween costume?
Dio: You are witnessing the might of Dio Brando!
Captain Cold: Great. You're one of THOSE guys.
46th dialogue: Catwoman
Dio: Mmmmm, perhaps you should be my mistress.
Catwoman: Doubt you could afford me.
Dio: HA! What a humorous joke!
2nd
Catwoman: Bruce said I can claw out your eyes if I wanted to.
Dio: Nothing you do will hurt Dio!
Catwoman: I know. Just needed a new scratching post.
47th dialogue: Cheetah
Dio: Hmmm, I wonder how your blood will taste, Minerva.
Cheetah: I will be the one who will taste your blood!
Dio: HAHAHA! You need discipline, then!
2nd
Cheetah: Who was the one who took my prey?
Dio: IT WAS I, DIO!
Cheetah: Then I shall take your head as compensation.
48th dialogue: Cyborg
Dio: Does blood still course through your body?
Cyborg: Part machine, all man.
Dio: But you will be crushed like a maggot beneath my boot.
2nd
Dio: That fool Kent is wasting your talents.
Cyborg: Superman's a better leader than you.
Dio: Only I can bring out your full potential, Victor Stone.
3rd
Cyborg: What's your deal, anyway?
Dio: I wish to rule all!
Cyborg: Sounds like a Trigon situation.
49th dialogue: Darkseid
Dio: Oh? You approach me?
Darkseid: Those who defy Darkseid shall be destroyed.
Dio: You have not faced one as powerful as Dio!
2nd
Darkseid: Serve Darkseid.
Dio: I am the one who will rule all!
Darkseid: Only a God shall declare such a thing.
50th dialogue: Deadshot
Dio: Guns? HAHAHAHA!
Deadshot: Laugh it up now, freak. You'll be dead in a minute.
Dio: Even Hol Horse was more amusing than you!
2nd
Deadshot: Who the hell took my bounty?
Dio: IT WAS I, DIO!
Deadshot: You just commited suicide.
51st dialogue: Doctor Fate
Dio: Fate cannot suppress the might of Dio.
Dr Fate: No one can escape the Lords of Order.
Dio: Lords of Order? PATHETIC!
2nd
Dr Fate: Your hatred towards the Joestar family transcends history.
Dio: I will not stop until their bloodline is destroyed!
Dr Fate: They are essential for the survival of the Multiverse.
52nd dialogue: Enchantress
Dio: Your magic will not stop me.
Enchantress: Good. That means we can have some fun.
Dio: I agree.
2nd
June: Enchantress, Enchantress, Enchantress.
Dio: Pray all you'd like. I will still take your power!
Enchantress: Do you really think you can handle me?
53rd dialogue: Firestorm
Dio: Your flames pale in comparison to the sun.
Firestorm: Say that when I go nuclear.
Dio: Finally, a challenge!
2nd
Firestorm: Which one of you took my mom?!
Dio: My zombies needed nourishment.
Firestorm: Give her back, you son of a bitch!
54th dialogue: Flash
Dio: You realize I can stop time, do you?
Flash: Time travel isn't hard for me.
Dio: Can you say that when your legs are filled with knives?
2nd
Flash: How could you murder all those people?
Dio: I required food. Nothing more.
Flash: You even let a baby get eaten!
3rd
Flash: Pretty sure I can stop you before you say The World.
Dio: Care to wager your life, Barry Allen?
Flash: Nothing new to me.
55th dialogue: Gorilla Grodd
Dio: Your gorillas were a disgusting meal.
Grodd: It cannot be!
Dio: Yes. The one who killed them was I, DIO!
2rd
Grodd: Teach me more of the Stands.
Dio: An ape cannot hope to surpass Dio.
Grodd: Do not underestimate me, monster!
56th dialogue: Green Arrow
Dio: Did you hit me with a gloxing glove?
Green Arrow: Can't believe you fell for it!
Dio: I'LL SHATTER YOUR SKULL LIKE GLASS!
2nd
Dio: Bows. Such barbaric weapons.
Green Arrow: I've taken down some tough customers.
Dio: Your luck's run out here!
3rd
Green Arrow: I can always make a garlic arrow, just for you.
Dio: … You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Green Arrow: I may or may not be.
57th dialogue: Green Lantern
Dio: The power of a Lantern is impressive.
Green Lantern: Only those with strong will can be a Green Lantern.
Dio: Then I'll shatter your will!
2nd
Green Lantern: How the hell did the Guardians find you a major threat?
Dio: They clearly see how superior Dio is to them.
Green Lantern: Or maybe they don't want a vampire ring bearer on the loose.
58th dialogue: Harley Quinn
Dio: You waste my time, woman.
Harley Quinn: Can't a girl have a little fun?
Dio: You annoy me.
2nd
Harley Quinn: Hi there, Di-Di!
Dio: It's DIO!
Harley Quinn: Yeah, yeah!
59th dialogue: Hellboy
Dio: Hellspawn! You will serve Dio!
Hellboy: I ain't serve nothing but a can of whoop ass.
Dio: Fine. Then I will enjoy drinking your blood!
2nd
Hellboy: Vampire, huh?
Dio: Amazed by my greatness?
Hellboy: You ain't the first pretty boy vampire I fought.
3rd
Hellboy: Kay, not doing this. Your call.
Dio: I wish to test the strength of Anung Un Rama.
Hellboy: How the hell do you know my goddamn name?
60th dialogue: Joker
Dio: Your humor is amusing at best.
Joker: Finally. Someone who gets me!
Dio: Still, you aren't worth my time.
2nd
Dio: How can someone like you cause such chaos?
Joker: Don't tell me you're disgusted.
Dio: I'm rather impressed.
3rd
Joker: Being a vampire wouldn't be bad for me.
Dio: As if I would give you my blood.
Joker: What's wrong with pranking for eternity?
61st dialogue: Poison Ivy
Dio: Woman, join me in my conquest of this universe.
Poison Ivy: I'd rather have you serve me.
Dio: Heh, then allow me to PERSUADE you.
2nd
Poison Ivy: All the blood you spilled on my children is disgusting.
Dio: Plants matter little to Dio.
Poison Ivy: Say that when they're eating your flesh.
62nd dialogue: Raiden(MK)
Dio: God of Thunder? HA!
Raiden: It is not wise to insult an Elder God.
Dio: The only one who will surpass the gods is ME, DIO!
2nd
Raiden: What you've done to Liu Kang is unforgivable!
Dio: He will thrive under my service!
Raiden: I'll release him from your grasp!
3rd
Raiden: Do not fall for Shinnok's treachery.
Dio: Only I will rule all the realms!
Raiden: Having such dreams is foolish.
63rd dialogue: Red Hood
Dio: Guns will not stop Dio!
Red Hood: Got a whole arsenal with your name on it.
Dio: None of it will help you!
2nd
Dio: You were revived?
Red Hood: Been dead, done that.
Dio: Well, I'll make sure you STAY dead.
3rd
Red Hood: I hate vampires.
Dio: I will be the king of this universe!
Red Hood: Sounds like a Luthor complex.
64th dialogue: Robin
Dio: You have my respect for leaving your father.
Robin: I've got no regrets.
Dio: Allowing him to still draw breath should be one.
2nd
Dio: The League of Assassins may prove useful to me.
Robin: You'll need to beat my grandfather to become the Head of the Demon.
Dio: A simple task!
3rd
Robin: Why won't you stay dead?
Dio: HAHAHAHA! I am immortal, boy!
Robin: Even immortals have a weakness.
65th dialogue: Scarecrow
Dio: Your experiment will have no effect on my mind.
Scarecrow: Perhaps you need a bigger dose.
Dio: It will still be USELESS!
2nd
Scarecrow: Your petty feud with the Joestars is exploitable.
Dio: What can you possibly do to me?
Scarecrow: Make you witness a dream where you die.
66th dialogue: Starfire
Dio: Become my woman.
Starfire: I will not betray Dick or Naruto.
Dio: Then I shall steal your forbidden fruit from them!
2nd
Dio: Your cursed powers burn me.
Starfire: Tamaranians are not to be underestimated.
Dio: Perhaps I will turn the survivors into my own zombies!
3rd
Starfire: You're even more disgusting than Trigon.
Dio: This battle will give me an excellent high!
Starfire: Time for you to feel the power of a Titan!
4th
Starfire: How many women have you defiled?
Dio: They should be honored to share my bed.
Starfire: Give up, or get lit up.
67th dialogue: Sub-Zero
Dio: Freezing me won't stop my quest!
Sub-Zero: I shall give you the chill of death.
Dio: Even Jonathan could not kill me!
2nd
Sub-Zero: That body does not belong to you.
Dio: I will put it to great use!
Sub-Zero: This must be the work of Quan Chi.
3rd
Sub-Zero: Have you no honor, Dio Brando?
Dio: Honor is for the weak and pathetic.
Sub-Zero: For the sake of all, you will die.
68th dialogue: Supergirl
Dio: Following that fool of a cousin will only waste your talents.
Supergirl: I have faith in Kal and my friends.
Dio: Then I will rip that hope away!
2nd
Dio: You aren't quite ripe yet…
Supergirl: Don't even say it…
Dio: But I suppose I have some use for you.
3rd
Supergirl: I'll throw your butt to the sun.
Dio: Only if you can survive The World.
Supergirl: Bring it on.
69th dialogue: Superman
Dio: The false god himself.
Superman: I bring justice.
Dio: Even I can see your justice is fake!
2nd
Dio: You remind me too much of Jonathan…
Superman: Is there a problem?
Dio: You fall short compared to him!
3rd
Superman: This won't be a fair fight.
Dio: I'm sure you'll give me some entertainment.
Superman: Forget I said anything.
4th
Superman: Monsters like you need to be put down.
Dio: Hypocritical of you, Superman.
Superman: At least I work to help this world.
70th dialogue: Swamp Thing
Dio: Another poor creature in need of a master.
Swamp Thing: I serve only the Green.
Dio: The "Green" is nothing worth protecting!
2nd
Swamp Thing: You defy the Green just by standing here.
Dio: Good to know that some maggots know their place.
Swamp Thing: You will leave here, or die.
71st dialogue: Wonder Woman
Dio: Still loyal to that alien failure of a despot?
Wonder Woman: Kal will always have my loyalty, Vampire.
Dio: Your loyalty and blade would be better used for DIO!
2nd
Dio: Your God Slayer is nothing to me.
Wonder Woman: I shall strangle you with my lasso.
Dio: Good. I need a challenge!
3rd
Wonder Woman: Disgusting monster!
Dio: The Amazons were an excellent meal.
Wonder Woman: Your head will go on my wall.
72nd dialogue: Bizarro
Dio: What sort of abomination are you?
Bizarro: Bizarro am hero, here to destroy!
Dio: Hmmm… I suppose you'll do.
2nd
Bizarro: Bizarro no like losing blood.
Dio: You taste horrible.
Bizarro: Yellow man make Bizarro angry!
73rd dialogue: Black Lightning
Dio: Give me a jolt, Pierce.
Black Lightning: Never had someone request a shock before.
Dio: I wish to see your power for myself.
2nd
Black Lightning: You're one sick bastard.
Dio: Only to those as weak as me.
Black Lightning: Time to face Black Lightning.
74th dialogue: Grid
Dio: Machines like you have no hope against me!
Grid: I will examine your properties.
Dio: Then I will leave you broken in a scrap pile!
2nd
Grid: I require the Stone Mask.
Dio: Its magic will not affect a soulless machine.
Grid: The mask may allow me to obtain emotion.
75th dialogue: Jay Garrick
Dio: Old fool.
Jay: Funny coming from you.
Dio: I will outlive all of you!
2nd
Jay: I can always run back in time and stop you from getting the mask.
Dio: Then I would need to kill you and your entire family.
Jay: Really stuck your head out now, Jay.
76th dialogue: John Stewart
Dio: I was told you were the first Lantern on this planet.
John: And I'll still protect it.
Dio: You'll fail, Stewart.
2nd
John: You steal Sinestro's ring?
Dio: It is a better fit for me.
John: You even realize how much shit you'll bring?
77th dialogue: Mr. Freeze
Dio: What a waste of talent.
Mr. Freeze: I will stop at nothing to save Nora.
Dio: Is she even worth the time?
2nd
Dio: What would happen if I took your precious Nora?
Mr. Freeze: I would freeze you into the next millennium.
Dio: Good. A challenge!
3rd
Mr. Freeze: Can your power heal my wife?
Dio: Only if I can have her to myself.
Mr. Freeze: You'll rue the day you said that, monster!
78th dialogue: Power Girl
Dio: Hmmm… I've decided to make you mine!
Power Girl: Yeah, not happening, jackass.
Dio: Good. Make this interesting.
2nd
Power Girl: How many people did you kill?
Dio: I've never kept count!
Power Girl: Crazy bastard.
79th dialogue: Reverse Flash
Dio: Are you able to take me to my first meeting with Jonathan?
Reverse Flash: Only if you're okay with making a Flashpoint Paradox.
Dio: It is worth it.
2nd
Dio: Tell me, will I succeed?
Reverse Flash: I'd say your children finish your work.
Dio: Good.
3rd
Reverse Flash: History says you're the greatest monster in your universe.
Dio: GOOD!
Reverse Flash: Let's change that, shall we?
80th dialogue: Vixen
Dio: I will have that necklace, woman.
Vixen: Like hell I'd give it to you.
Dio: I will enjoy this hunt!
2nd
Vixen: Bruce said I can tear you apart if I wanted to.
Dio: Seems even Batman sees how superior I am.
Vixen: Get ready to fight the animal kingdom.
Supermove(Superman): Dio laughs as he pulls his arm back, sharpening his nails. He then rushes in and stabs the opponent in the stomach, lifting them up before he uses The World. As time freezes, Dio flies away before falling down from the sky, holding a large steam roller. He slams it onto the opponent before he and The World begin to punch the steam roller at high speed before Dio gives it one final punch. Jumping away, Dio poses while the steam roller explodes, taking the opponent with it.
Victory pose: Dio licks the blood off his lips before he smirks, motioning The World to rush forward.
Ending: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT FOOL BRAINIAC ATTEMPTED TO MAKE ME HIS PUPPET! WHAT A FOOL!" *The scene shows Dio sitting on Brainiac's throne, with said being's head resting on his lap.* "Still, I suppose he had some usefulness. His collection gave me more than enough food to last a while."
*The next scene shows Dio transforming the remainder of the heroes and villains into mind controlled puppets.* "It took some finding, but I was able to turn all of the most powerful warriors in this universe into my slaves. The weak ones made for a decent meal at best. Still… there was one last thing for me to do…"
*The final scene shows Dio draining the blood out of Jotaro's veins as the rest of his army slaughters the remainder of the Joestar family.* "Finally. After centuries of waiting, I have finally ended the Jojo line! Now, no one will stop me from taking this world! EVERYONE WILL BOW TO DIO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
As someone who hasn't seen the entirety of Jojo, I'm still impressed how evil and dark Dio is as a villain. I mean come on: an arrogant vampire who has so many broken powers, a cool Stand and has an arsenal of memes at his disposal? Where can you go wrong?!
In all seriousness, I do plan on watching more of Jojo this year since Stone Ocean did drop. Hope you Jojo fans are happy cause Dio is the ONLY JOJO CHARACTER I WILL WRITE, SO DON'T BOTHER ASKING FOR MORE.
Anyways, I have a poll up for a future 2022 side project if anyone is interested. My buddy Earth Dragon Arnighte has an anime power rangers story up, so please go support him. Please also read some of my buddy Triton0501's stories since he needs attention, though considering this guy can't write anything for five years, you might have to wait a while.
Triton, got anything to say to the readers?
Hey! Triton here! Was honestly glad to help out with giving DIO a proper portrayal (even if he doesn't deserve it after all the shit he's done), especially since JoJo is one of my favorite series. I hope you guys enjoy this chapter and more to come from Dragneel!
Thank you buddy, and I will try and get that Katsuki x Mirajane oneshot out this year… provided YOU do that other thing we talked about.
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Next time: Kurumi Tokisaki.