Chapter Two: In Which Horror Begins

"Once upon a time in a far away land…" Yugi read aloud as Yami snuggled into his bed and listened intently.

(Yami: "Hey! How'd you know Yugi reads to me before I go to sleep!"

BloodEngel: sweat drop "Lucky guess.")

"There was a happy Pharaoh named Atem. He lived happily and was happy. One day he beheaded a guy. The End." Yugi closed the book entitled Stories to Make Yami Shut Up, turned off the lamplight and left the room to go drink mocha with Mokuba.

(Yami: "Since when is Mokuba back?"

BloodEngel; "Since I-Don't-Care.")

The happy Yami then went to sleep. That is when the scary, scary men came… The scary, scary men were a tribe of bald people. They were all bald. The leader of them, was President George Washington! "Give me your hair!" Said George in a zombie-like voice.

"No! Never! You can never have my beautiful hair!" Yami cried in horror.

So George did the worst…He got a jar of pickles! "If you don't give me your hair I'll feed you this jar of pickles! And not just any pickles! Moldy Pickles!"

(BloodEngel: "Hold on a second, can pickles even have mold?")

"No! No!" Yami whined in a girlish voice, "Not pickles! NOT PICKLES!"

"Yes, PICKLES!" George Washington shrieked evilly and opened the jar. With a moldy zombie finger he grabbed an almost identical moldy pickle and shoved it at Yami, "Pull all your hair out or we'll make you eat ALL of these pickles!"

Yami hesitated, "How many are there?"

"Three!" Washington answered seethingly as Yami screamed in horror at the large number.

"Three moldy pickles? No, I can't do it!"

"Use the force, Yami. Use the force." Said Yoda, whom Yami forgot was also pretty bald and also wanted his hair.

"All right." Yami answered unsurley. He had no idea what the force was though…So randomly all of his hair just fell out and he was left with a shiny bowling-ball head. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yami, ever so terrified Yami, yelled.

"ONE OF US! ONE OF US!" chanted the scary, scary men as Yami shriveled up and died of loosing his hair.

At this point he woke up and screamed his head off while Yugi and Mokuba just sat around drinking their mochas. Eventually he went back to sleep and dreamt about BloodEngel taking over the world…Twelve times. Yes, today was going to be a horrible day for Yami.

Poor Poor Yami.