Chapter Three: In Which Yami Gets an Electric Toothbrush stuck up his Nose.

After a night of restless sleep Yami woke up and shrugged his dream misfortunes off. Ha ha, he's so dumb he wouldn't see a bad omen if it came up and kicked him in the face.

(Yami: "Not true!"

Bad Omen: comes up and kicks Yami in the face

Yami: "Huh? What was that?"

BloodEngel: "I rest my case.")

As usual Yami went to go and brush his teeth. Or to put it more accurately what was left of them, his teeth were a dentist's nightmare. Why? It was common for ancient Egyptians to get tooth decay because there was sand in their bread! And Yami just loved the taste of sand. He ate it all the time when Yugi wasn't watching. That's why he liked going to the park so much.

Like a good little Yami he picked up Yugi's electric toothbrush and began to brush, every time he spit sand and metal landed in the sink. It was at this time Yami noticed something new about himself…He had hairs in his nose! Yami frowned at the new discovery. "No," he convinced himself, "It's just a little dirty in there that's all." And like the idiot he truly was he took the toothbrush…And shoved it up his nose. Wildly he began brushing the inside of his nostril like he would his mouth. Yami is so dumb.

Poor poor Yami.

After Yami was fully satisfied with his job he smiled, confident he wouldn't find and nose hairs. But when he tried to pull the toothbrush out he found it was STUCK! The calm and level headed Pharaoh took a breath…And started to scream. Yami has a toothbrush stuck up his nose.

Poor poor Yami.

Yugi heard Yami screaming and after around ten minutes he decided to go and see what was wrong. When he entered the bathroom he found Yami. But this wasn't just any Yami. This was Yami with Yugi's toothbrush stuck up his nose. Yugi's electrical toothbrush.

Poor poor Yami.

Yugi sighed and decided to drive Yami to the hospital, which was a problem because Yugi couldn't reach the pedals. After crashing into a lot of different cars and Kiaba Corp. as well as going off a cliff and into a swimming pool the two finally arrived at the hospital. Yugi was treated for car-crash injuries and Yami eventually had the toothbrush removed. He was shocked to find the hairs up his nose were still there. His plan hadn't worked.

Poor poor Yami.

Not only that but now his left nostril had been stretched and was bigger than the right one. Yami's nostrils were completely different sizes.

Poor poor Yami.