Chapter Four: In Which Yami Visits Anzu
Yami walked onto Anzu's doorstep. Yugi had to stay at the hospital. Apparently he had some kind of concussion. Yami rang the doorbell and Anzu immediately answered, "Hello, Yami." She said politely as she opened the door for him to come in. Anzu's house was neat and organized. It wouldn't be that way for long with Yami around.
Poor poor Anzu.
(Yami: "You're not gonna bash Anzu?"
BloodEngel: "No."
Yami: "Why?"
BloodEngel: Because you suck! YOU suck! YOU! cries for a while before calming down I'm okay.)
After just three minutes of being at Anzu's he'd already run into three tables, smashed two vases and stepped on a cat's tail. "Umm…" Anzu stated after seeing the walking destruction machine. Look at that. Yami was a klutz.
Poor poor Yami.
"Hey, Yami!" Anzu said with a sudden idea, "Are you hungry!" Yami immediately stopped giving himself a tour and ran over to Anzu, nodding quickly. Anzu sighed, knowing she had just save herself…Or thinking she had just saved herself to put it more accurately. "Cool, Let's go make dinner!"
Anzu and Yami walked into the kitchen and Anzu turned to look at Yami. "What'd ya wanna eat?"
Yami thought for a few seconds…Minutes…Hours. Three hours latter he finally exclaimed, "Mutton!"
Anzu sweet dropped and said flatly, "We don't have that."
"Oh I'm sure you do!" Yami exclaimed, looking through shelves.
"No, No! We don't!"
Yami foolishly grabbed a bag of flour the wrong way and caused it to spill all over the two of them. Anzu coughed and a little cloud of white smoke appeared in front of her. Yami just stared blankly before offering to wash the stuff off Anzu. "No!" Anzu yelled as Yami grabbed the sprayer from the sink, he aimed it at Anzu and turned it on. Soon Anzu was covered in sickly goo. Yami stupidly hosed himself down, getting the stuff in his eyes.
Anzu huffed and decided to go and take a shower while Yami looked, with surprise, at his predicament. In around three hours Yugi came by to pick up Yami, Anzu had changed and been reading Chobits Manga while listening to Yami cry for help. After Anzu answered the door she led Yugi to where Yami had been last. Yami's flour had frozen into a human body-cast. Yami was stuck in place.
Poor poor Yami.