Chapter Two: In Which BloodEngel and Yami Malik Discuss Stuff and…Some Other Stuff Happens…
BloodEngel struggled in her bonds while a James Bond Movie played in the background. I have never really seen a James Bond Movie enough to tell you a plot or even name so I won't get into that any further. "All you have to do is say those three little words BloodEngel." Yami Malik reasoned quietly. "Never!" BloodEngel yelled, "I'll never submit to you!" Yami Malik shook his head sadly. "BloodEngel, I'd hoped it wouldn't come to this but…you leave me no choice."
"NNNNNNNOOOOOO!" BloodEngel wailed as Yami Malik started painting her room a very hot pink colour. "You MONSTER!" BloodEngel sobbed. When Yami Malik noticed BloodEngel's tears he stopped painting and looked over to her, "Oh, My dear, I never meant to make you feel sad…I just want it so bad." BloodEngel coughed. Then Yami, Seto and Mokuba burst through the ceiling in an airplane, "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! My room! Now it's even more messed up!"
"Staci!" Staci's…er, BloodEngel's mother yelled from downstairs, "I made you cookies!" BloodEngel whooped happily and cried "lunch break". "Yeah, Okay, All right." They all mumbled reasonably then they went down stairs where they all freaked the crap out of my mom and she fainted. After around Ten Minutes they all returned upstairs and continued where they left off. "Stop right there, Yami Malik! " Yami said courageously as Yami Malik laughed maniacally. "What? What is it?" Yami asked, confused. "You have chocolate on your face, you insolent Pharaoh!" BloodEngel shouted madly. "Ohh…"
After Yami had gotten all of the chocolate off his face he regained his heroic posture and continued with his traditional rescue speech. "Release BloodEngel or SUFFER THE CONSIQUENCES!" Yami Malik paused, "Why do you care anyway?" Now it was Yami's turn to pause, "You're right! Why do I care? She's never even written a fic where I'm the main character! Let's go Kiaba!" Seto rolled his eyes and began to take his plane out of BloodEngel's ceiling, "Wait!" BloodEngel whined, "I'll make you a fic! I promise! I'll do it! I'll do it!" Yami considered this a moment… "All right! Bring 'er down, Kiaba! …We've got a psycho to save." Kiaba sighed and Mokuba drank mocha…How sweet.
After the plane had been brought down onto the floor of BloodEngel's room Yami Malik stared blankly as Yami scooped BloodEngel up and shoved her into the plane as it left. After about five minutes of staring blankly Yami Malik shook his head and looked around, "Oh no! They've taken her! I WAS SO BUSY MEDITATING I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!" At this point Yami Malik ran in circles screaming…Poor, poor Yami… Malik.