Chapter Three: In Which Yami Eats Ice Cream and Yami Malik Proposes

After the incident at BloodEngel's house they all went out to get Ice Cream. Yay! Yami, BloodEngel and Mokuba sat down to eat at a table in the Ice Cream shop after ordering. Where was Kiaba? Oh he was looking for a place to park. Yes, they were in a 'No Helicopter Parking' Zone. I know its ridiculous. Then all the sudden Yami Malik burst through the door! He pointed squarely at BloodEngel…Then quickly walked over to the booth she was sitting at, dropped down on one knee and proposed. "BloodEngel, Will you marry me?"

"Whaaaa!" BloodEngel yelled in surprise as Kiaba's Helicopter ran into the Kiaba Corp. building through the window in the background. "I understand we don't know each other but if this is the only way, I'll do it! No more fooling around! You don't have a choice; it was just a rhetorical question! The wedding's on Sunday go find a dress, don't look for me, I'll kidnap you!" Yami Malik said in one breath then kissed BloodEngel on the cheek, slipped a HUGE rock on her finger and ran away. At this point in time BloodEngel fainted. Mokuba, who was eating mocha Ice Cream and Yami, who was eating bubble gum and swallowing the gum left and were Never Seen Again.

Three hours latter Kiaba rushed in with a bandage on his head, "Ugh. Mokuba, You'll never believe what happened! Wait what am I saying you'll believe anything! But ya know how I went out to park the Helicopter…" Then he realized the only person he recognized in the shop was an unconscious BloodEngel. "What the freak!" He exclaimed just as BloodEngel awoke, "Oh-My-Gosh!" She yelled hysterically, sounding very Out of Character. "Yami Malik just proposed to me!" Kiaba heard this…and fainted. But BloodEngel could care less, she quickly ran out the store, buried the ring in her backyard, said hi to Bob, bought a Black wedding dress, realized she didn't need it, tried to return it, learned it wasn't returnable, then brought it home and put it in her closet.

"I can't believe this!" She said quietly to Bob, a gnomish speaking hobo-dwarf that looked like he belonged in the Rated 'R' version of Snow White. He slept in a cage in BloodEngel's room; he was currently resting there as BloodEngel fumbled around on her bed. "SnoisiseD Drah." Bob responded quickly. "I know, I know. I should just do it and get it over with but… but… Waaaahhhhh!" BloodEngel started to cry and Bob sighed and threw his dwarf-shoe at her head. "Thanks Bob." She sniffled happily, "I really needed that."

"Mah evah i nac?" Bob exclaimed and BloodEngel looked thoughtful, "Yes Bob. You may have food today." Bob jumped for joy but instead got pain since he hit his head on his cage. "And you can have a nice bowl of concrete too if you be the guard of the Backyard when I go to prom…All I need to do is find someone to take me." Three seconds latter the doorbell rang and BloodEngel answered it because her mom was still unconscious. It was Ryou! "Hi Ryou."

"Hello, Mate! What are you doing?"

"I'm plotting about which poor soul is gonna take me to prom and how to avoid marrying Yami Malik!"

"Wow!" Ryou exclaimed, "May I be that poor soul who goes to prom with you? Yami Bakura will be mad but you two can cause trouble if he possesses me again."

"Excellent." BloodEngel said in a very Mr. Burns-ish Manner as she slammed the door on Ryou. "See ya at seven! Cherio!" Said a faint voice with an English accent from behind the door. Well that solved that problem…But since when does BloodEngel have Prom?