Chapter Four: In Which Yami Malik is Jealous and Eats…Wait when does that happen?
It was Friday, the day of the Prom and two days before BloodEngel's unauthorized wedding. BloodEngel had seemingly forgotten about the wedding and was at this time wearing her black wedding dress (Which wasn't too fancy. She fit right in.) and dancing the Waltz with Ryou. Yep, everything was just dandy…Until Yami Malik spontaneously showed up after he'd paid a visit to her house only to learn that his future bride wasn't there! …But her mom fainted again. Yami Malik seethed at the two, wearing a black and white tuxedo. (Ryou was wearing white and blue!) Then he grabbed a Masquerade mask that looked like the Phantom of the Opera's that had been conveniently placed in the air for him. The mask had magical powers that made him unrecognizable.
He put it on and walked up to the dancing pair, "May I cut in?" He asked, pushing Yami Bakura (Who switched places with Ryou after they began doing the Salsa) away and seizing BloodEngel. Yami Bakura was mad because he'd just been disrespected but shrugged it off because he had no feelings for BloodEngel other than the feeling that her wanted her to die. Then he went off to spike the punch.
By now the disguised Yami Malik and the confused BloodEngel were dancing some weird classical slow dance. They danced for a long time. That's when Yami Malik noticed BloodEngel no longer had her ring! "What did you do with your ring!" He exclaimed as BloodEngel suddenly woke up…Yes, she had been sleeping while dancing. "How did you know!" She said dumbly then realized something…The mask! If she took it off all would be revealed!
For the next few seconds everything went Phantom of the Opera and BloodEngel grabbed the mask and pulled it off. Yami Malik's face was revealed and the crowd gasped. Using his powers of "Eviiiiil" Yami Malik made a chandelier fall and BloodEngel recognized him as the psycho he was! But then he ran off with her over his shoulder again. "Oh no!" Ryou yelled, switching, "The school magically has a chandelier now…And it's falling on me!"
Joey popped out of nowhere with Mai. Joey and Mai were still dressed in their casual clothes. "What the?" Joey asked with BloodEngel's sister's boyfriend's voice, "I'm in a different body!" Mai gasped in BloodEngel's Sister's voice, "Look at my cleavage!" She yelled folding her arms to hide herself.
"That's not the point of anything!" Yelled the BloodEngel copy that we met before in Chapter One. "You guys have to save me or else terrible things will happen! Help me Obi-One Conobi, You're my only hope!" Joey looked offended, "If he's your only hope why don't you ask him to save you!" BloodEngel #2 fell to her knees and sobbed, "I tried calling him but he didn't answer!" Joey and Mai looked at each other and shrugged, "Good enough for me."
"Now let's go! Wonder Twin powers…Activate!(got that from Family Guy)" Joey exclaimed. "Uh, Hun." Mai said, exasperated "Yeah?"
"Wrong show." Joey blushed and got out of his pose, "Oh. Right."
"Sailor Moon Cosmic Power!" Joey and Mai yelled as they did a little dancing transformation-thing. Next thing they knew they looked kinda like Sailor Moon…But they were still themselves. "All right! Let's go" Joey/BloodEngel's Sister's Boyfriend that just looks like Joey said annoyingly. Mai/BloodEngel's sister nodded, "Right!"
Using some kind of "Double Moon Transport" thing they arrived at a grocery store near BloodEngel's house where they found candy and ate it…Mmmm. Then they transported once again and they were about a block away from BloodEngel's house.
"Umm…If you keep capturing me why don't you take me to a secret hide-out instead of my house?" BloodEngel asked while being carried. Yami Malik stopped, "Gee, I hadn't thought of that. You know BloodEngel, I wasn't quite sure of this whole marriage thing before but now I think I'm okay with it. I sat around all day and thought to myself, 'Am I really doing the right thing? For the right reasons?' And now I see it doesn't matter…So we're all happy!" BloodEngel fell asleep somewhere during this speech so Yami Malik woke her up because she was drooling on his shoulder.
"Stop right there, Villain!" Yelled Sailor Moon-Joey. "We stand for Love, Truth, and Saving BloodEngel so she will reward us with a golden chicken egg!" Yami Malik gasped, "Sailor-Joey-Moon!"
"That's right," Mai said in her Sailor Moon form as well, she motioned for Joey to join her in her speech "We are…The Sailor Yu-Gi-Oh Characters!" Yami Malik smiled, "Impressive. But no match for…" He roughly dropped BloodEngel on the ground and did a Power Ranger transformation. "Yami Malik--- Powers of Darkness---TRANSFORM!" He then became a black and purple ranger. "Oh gowsh." Mai said, "I think I'm going to puke." Joey nodded his head in agreement, "Yeah. Never wear tight spandex again." He made a puking sound. "What!" Yami Malik exclaimed loudly, "You're wearing a friggin' skirt!"
"Yeah," Joey responded, "But at least it looks good on me."
Yami Malik's eyes became full of tears and he ran away crying…Okay.