Chapter Five: In Which BloodEngel Runs Home

"Owie." BloodEngel stated smartly while rubbing her head and getting up off the ground. It seems Yami Malik ran away…But to where? Oh well! Then BloodEngel ran to her house for no reason and Joey and Mai ran after her to claim their golden chicken egg. When BloodEngel reached her house she rang the doorbell…Nobody answered. She rang again…Still no answer. She rang the doorbell rapidly while yelling and screaming and guess what? NO ONE ANSWERED! At this point BloodEngel began to panic; she grabbed onto the doorknob and pulled as hard as she could. She couldn't open the door. Then she began screaming and yelling and running up the door, on the roof, then back down again. Up the door, on the roof, then back down again. Up the door, on the roof, then back down again. Up the door, on the roof, then back down again… Why don't we go check up on some one else?

Checking up on someone else

The weird alien named ET made it's finger glow; "ET Phone home.' It said freakily…

All right that's it! Let's check on someone who DOESN'T belong in a mental institution!

Joey and Mai ran after BloodEngel, they were about to stop her in her quest of running and defying gravity until they noticed something in the bushes…Yami Malik! "Staci!" Mai yelled, using BloodEngel's real name, "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" BloodEngel looked behind her, to Mai and Joey…Then fell in the bushes. "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!" Joey yelled as BloodEngel fell in slow motion. And at the last second a giant eagle swooped down, grabbed BloodEngel then flew away.

Joey and Mai sighed as Yami Malik went into the back yard to go and plot; but little did he know a certain dwarf named Bob was there…Being a guard for a bowl of concrete…

But we'll get to that latter. Right now we're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Not really. BloodEngel's being carried away by a giant eagle! "Where are you taking me?" she yelled to the bird, Hah! She actually expects it to answer! Birds can't talk everyone knows tha-"To 'Never Seen Again'! Where you banished Yami and Mokuba after they left you at the Ice Cream Parlor with your evil authoress powers!" BloodEngel gasped, "No! No, I won't let you!" She said in a very childish voice. "You don't have a choice!" The eagle yelled as it laughed maniacally. "Oh yeah!" BloodEngel threatened.

"Yeah!"

"Oh Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

"Well take this, you jerk!" BloodEngel yelled and summoned Dark Magician Girl to beat the crap out of the eagle and return her to her house…And also give her a house key.

When BloodEngel returned to the doorstep of her house she saw that Joey and Mai were waiting for her, "All right guys, I've got the house key!" They all cheered and gave each other high-fives. Then a thought went through BloodEngel's mind. "Say, where's Yami Malik?"

"Oh he went into the backyard to plot."

"Oh all right." She said without a worry then realized what they'd just said, "What!"

"HE…WENT…INTO…THE…BACKYARD…TO…PLOT!" Joey repeated. BloodEngel went down on her knees and looked up, "Why!" She yelled to the roof, "Why!" Mai and Joey were confuzzled. "What's wrong?" Mai asked. "B-B-BOB!" BloodEngel stuttered sadly. "Oh no! Bob!" Joey yelled, immediately understanding. You see Yami Malik HATES little people…He hates Yugi, Munchkins, Leprechauns, Sailor Mini Moon, Mini Me, ALL OF THEM! If he gets the chance he'll kill them. "Bob…He's probably already dead…"