Seven Years Later.
Chapter 3 part 2
Ladie's night , and Morning too!
By: Deep Shadows and EckoStalker

Disclaimer: There are some things in here We don't own. We will have to do a disclaimer In the next chapter, but most of it is cited in here.
Author's Note: We are Evil!

Harry and Ron sat at the bar, drinking two boilermakers. Draco was out on the floor dancing, no grinding ,with a blonde chick on the dance floor. The Twins were sitting at a table with Vincent and Greggory, obviously arguing that Crabbe and Goyle were models not bodyguards. Lupin sat with them laughing loudly, and drinking a Mica lob. Harry thought he spotted Artimis and Alexis and quickly rushed over to the table. "Guys, I think the girls are here!" Everybody jumped up and Ron went and dragged Draco off the floor. They looked toward the door and sure enough the girls were all there looking fine. They watched the group as Artimis sent Hailey and some tall dark haired chick to a table. Alexis turned her head and spotted them and Hermione and Artimis followed her to their table. The guys all looked at each other. "Where's Sev?"' whispered Lupin. Draco shrugged looking Artimis's sleek from up and down and noticing the scowl on her face. The girls walked up with hands on their hip and stopped in front of them.

"Nasty trick guys...." (Alexis)
"Not even fair..." (Artimis)
"You'll get your soon enough.." (Hermione)

"We plan on it..." Draco said smirking. He looked at everyone else who seemed intimidated except Lupin who was smiling. "Guys, where is Severus?" Lupin asked. Artimis smirked and looked to Alexis who grinned. "We left him with a babysitter."
The guys looked at each other in the 'we should be scared now' look. Artimis walked up to Draco and rubbed the side of his face, "Make sure you get all this lipstick off you before you come home." she hissed. She turned, her long hair whipping him in the face and walked of towards the table as Alexis gave Lupin the 'how could you' look. Then they all walked towards their table and Harry sighed, "This is going to be either very interesting, or very bad..."

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The group walked up to the club doors, a large sign hanging above reading "Echoing Shadows".
Alexis grinned, impatient to see inside and start taunting Severus, no Sevannah. All walked in, and Alexis looked up and around in amazement, she didn't go clubbing very much.
"Oooohhh... pretty lights.... loud music... I, am, home."
Artimis snickered as Hailey led a dazed Snape over to a nearby table, ordering him to stay there. Alexis glanced around and noticed the tall form of Lupin. Then two shocks of red hair floating nearby. Oh dear... this is going to be interesting.
"Uh Artimis, we have a problem." She gestured over to the guys who were now staring at them in shocked confusion. Artimis sneered and started over to them, Alexis and Hermione following.
What most bugged her was that Lupin had gone along with the whole idea of leaving Snape with the girls. She was disappointed at him for that, and clearly showed it on her features, staring at Lupin. He blushed ever so slightly and turned his attention back to the boys. Oh, don't worry... I'll get you back somehow.
The girls made their back to their own table and ordered 4 Pina Coladas and a Sex on the Beach. Alexis reached in the purse she carried and extracted a small bottle of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. Hailey stared at her in confusion and Alexis smirked back as the drinks arrived. Alexis took hers, uncapped the syrup bottle, and generously poured some in her Pina Colada. Artimis sighed and grabbed her Sex on the Beach, giving Sev his drink. "Alexis's theory is everything is better with chocolate syrup, that includes alcohol." Hailey laughed and grabbed bottle from Alexis and dabbed a little in her own drink. She sipped it and smiled pouring a bit more in. She handed it back to Alexis and replied, "You are a Genius!"

There was a loud screech from behind them as Erica walked up. Erica looked shocked and stated, "Smack my ass and call me BOB! Is that?" Artimis quickly grabbed her and set her down, covering her mouth. "Yes Erica, Vicky, This is Snape. We gave him a potion to make him a pushover." Vicky smiled and sat down, draining some of Alexis's chocolate Pina Coloda from her glass. Alexis growled and hugged Vicky. Alexis said, "Get you own damn bottle of syrup you bum!" as Vicky smiled and pulled a 34oz out of her bag. Ohhhhh had to bring the good stuff, I'm going to be blitz by tonight... She thought as Colin snapped a picture of the group at the table. He had walked over to the bar and can back with a dark drink. "Wussies! Those are girlie drinks!" He said as Alexis smacked him. Artimis sighed as a guy came and asked her dance. She nodded and pointed her fingers to her eyes and then to Sev. "Watch hi... Her." she said as she was swept out on the floor.
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Lupin sat at the table with The Twins, watching the girls. The woman they were with looked vaguely familiar but he could not place her face. He watched Artimis be drug on to the floor by what she would call a TDH, which he had come to know as Tall, Dark, and Handsome. Alexis sat talking to Vicky Adkins and Erica Barton and he decided to address the dark haired woman when Vicky left, she didn't need to know he was here or she would ask him to dance and that would be bad. He listened to Fred talking in his ear, "Foxy lady they've got with them isn't she. Looks to be your age range too." Lupin nodded as Alexis and Colin walked over to a bar and began chugging what looked to be a strong brew. Erica dragged Vicky kicking and screaming onto the floor and only Hermione and Hailey were left at the table. He saw Artimis walk back to the table and decided to go now. He got up and straightened his shirt. He walked over to their table slowly, the woman looking at him with mild interest. Artimis looked at him and then to the bar and he knew Alexis and her were communicating via mind link. He walked up and picked out a cheesy line of the top of his head, " Did it hurt?"
The woman looked at him confused and asked, "Did what hurt?" in a silky familiar voice.
Lupin smiled and replied, "When you feel form Heaven cause you look like an angel." Artimis spit alcohol out as he heard the same come from Alexis. The woman looked at Hermione and she replied, "It's alright Sevannah, we know him."
Lupin smirked and cooed, "Sevannah, what a beautiful name. Would you like to dance." Artimis and the girls all expressed looked of shock and Sevannah nodded and stood. He noticed flashes out of the corner of his eye but took it as a strobe light. He led her out on the dance floor and they began dancing.

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Artimis knew tonight was going to be interesting. She was mad when she saw Draco and need some action and some beer. She let this guy named Cameron dance with her for a couple of songs, but Erica came out and kidnapped him. She walked back to the table and looked Snape over. He didn't seem to upset about any of this. Then Snape walked up. She quickly looked towards Alexis. {I think we may have payback right now}
(On)
{Dearest Remus}
(Don't be too cruel.) Alexis said as Lupin threw out a cheesy pickup line. Artimis could not resist spewing her alcohol out and she heard Alexis mentally yell,
(What the fuck)
{Let's let him think he's a she. He just asked her to dance. I'm not going to say a word}
(No.... Wait Payback.... Make sure Colin gets pictures.... Next school year will get interesting for all those students we have ties with.) Artimis smiled as she watched Lupin get out on the floor with Snape in drag. The song 'I love the way you move' by Outkast came on and she watched Lupin break it down. Snape looked like he didn't have clue and she watched Lupin grin like a boy as he showed Snape how to move 'her' hips. Snape soon caught the beat and Colin had to change film quickly. All of the girls laughed as they watched this. They put up their glasses and yelled, "To revenge! Cheers!" Lupin seemed to be enjoying himself and scarily, so did Snape. Artimis laughed and thought, {what a cute couple}
(Don't even.... Remember he's like my dad)
{Look at him, he's getting down, well for an old guy} Artimis thought as she was swept out on to the floor by a guy she knew in school. She thought his name was Neville, but he looked dashingly handsome and built like a brick shit house. They grinded on the floor and Artimis caught a sight of Dennis focusing a camera on her. Suddenly there was a hand on her shoulder and Vicky cut in. Artimis just barely caught a glimpse of Alexis dancing with Snape. Great idea............ She thought as she moved to cut in. Alexis moved away and caught Ron by the arm dancing with him, drunkenly. He smiled like a school boy and they broke it down. Artimis moved along side Snape, amazed at how quickly he had caught on and how agile he really was. Suddenly the music stopped and they all head back to the tables, Snape oblivious wearing down and gasping for a breath. Another round was waiting for them at the table as Hailey sipped an ice tea, her being the designated floo-er.
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Alexis glared at Colin, eyes glinting as she replied," Wussie? Then come on! Show me what a manly drink is!"
"Hold on one sec let me get Dennis I told him to meet me here.." Colin asked summoning and asking his brother to photograph Snape. He then got up and walked towards the bar. Alexis got up and followed Colin over to the bar, glimpsing Lupin walking towards Artimis and Severus, but ignoring them.
Colin ordered some Screwdrivers and set two before her. Alexis picked one up and studied it. Hmmm... Doesn't look to bad.
She started drinking, Colin staring over his mug at her and smirking, she listened through Artimis a conversation that ensued between Snape and Lupin, and choked, spitting the drink out over Colin.
He jumped, them asked slyly," What, can't handle it?'' Alexis sneered and picked up the other, chugging it as he watched, slightly awed. Then she replied as he drank his own drink. "No, it's just that Lupin just decided to use a cheesy pick-up line on old Sevannah there."
It was Colin's turn to spit out his drink. Both turned, laughing and watched as Lupin dragged Snape onto the dance floor.
Alexis was starting to feel a little dizzy, but she didn't care. She looked at Colin, then grabbed him and dragged him onto the dance floor also, still holding her half empty mug and pouring some chocolate syrup in it as they passed the girls' table.
She twirled across the floor with Colin for a moment then precariously dragged Snape from Lupin's side and started dancing with him.
"THIS IS FUN!..."
Of course, Severus was stolen from her by Artimis, so she turned and yanked Ronald Weasley along, whom looked very content.
If Alexis had been in her right mind, she would have felt a little disturbed. But nothing could bug her now as she chugged the remains of her alcohol and yelled for another.

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Over at the guys' table the Twins sat to themselves, calmly drinking and commenting back and forth, watching the girls, and their new friend, Sevannah.

Fred smirked and spoke, "Not to bad..."
"The girls have good taste..." (George)
"Would like to meet her..." (Fred)
"If we could drag Lupin away..." (George)
"He can't hang around her ALL night..." (Fred)

Just then, Draco walked up from the bar and sat, listening to their ramblings. He also stared after Sevannah. "Wonder what Artimis would think if I went for a round with her..."
The twins snickered, knowing full well what he meant.

"Hey, we're gonna talk to her first." (George)
"You wait your turn!" (Fred)
"Here comes Harry and Ron, wonder what they think..." (George)

Harry ordered a few more drinks and openly stared after the dancing form of Sevannah. Ron had a dreamy look in his eyes and Fred and George asked what he was so happy about.
Ron spoke in a sing-song voice," Alexis danced with me! Alexis danced with me! She grabbed my ass and danced with me!..."
All smacked their heads and shook them, staring at Alexis. She was dancing with anyone she could get her hands on, including the bouncer -who was struggling to drag her off the stage when she decided she'd like to join the band performing. Artimis quickly rushed up and rescued her.
Fred and George looked at each other and spoke matter-of factly,
" Drunk. We picked wisely."
Ron just ignored them and stared after Alexis, smiling and sighing. The guys just ignored Ron's departure and stared at the beautiful dark haired woman sitting next to Remus at the girls table.
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Three in the morning and the club was closing. Erica and Vicky left saying good-bye and promising to come back for 'picnics' at the house. Artimis who was drunk herself, promised Alexis 45 bottles of chocolate syrup to go home. Alexis grinned and walked out with Hailey, who sent he through the floo to Snape's room. Hermione was sent next and Artimis held on Severus's arm. Fred and George were talking to 'her' in surround sound and it looked like 'she' was drunk enough to understand them, something Artimis had never accomplished. Draco walked up and smiled sweetly talking to her with his 'I'm-seductive-fall-for-me' voice. Artimis dragged 'Sevannah' away from her male admirers as Dennis snapped pictures, Colin having left to develop the first three hundred. Artimis, Hailey, and Sev flooed finally to his room, leaving the boys drooling over themselves.
"Oh My God... Do you realize he will remember everything in the morning?" Hailey asked. Artimis and Alexis smiled and Alexis smacked Sev with a pillow, then she whacked Artimis and yelled, "Where's my chocolate!"
Artimis fell over and grabbed a pillow from Severus bed and whacked Alexis up side the head. Severus drunk of his ass, picked up a pillow and lazily tossed it at Hailey. Hermione was puking on the floor by the bathroom, then she pulled her wand and cleaned it up. She crawled into the bed and curled in the corner mumbling about "goodnight and Vicky stole my man."

They all laughed as Artimis, Alexis, and Hailey had a pillow fight. Artimis was whacked in the head and she summoned 12 bottles of chocolate syrup and Alexis dove for them. Severus curled up on the bed himself and fell asleep. Artimis Hailey nodded grabbing Alexis by the ankles and dragging her sleeping, drooling ,chocolate form up on the bed. Hailey fell asleep laying across Snape's legs and Artimis laid her head on her back, Alexis laying over them and was dripping syrup on her and Snape. They fell asleep quickly after snickering about the upcoming morning.
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Severus woke up warm, covered by something heavy. He felt something on his legs and there was definitely a hand on his hip. He moved a bit and heard a mumbled groan from what ever was on top of him. He woke up to Alexis's face seven inches from his and drooling chocolate syrup. He yelled and tried to jump up. She simply wrapped her arms around his waist and held on, deep in sleep. Artimis mumbled something and sat up the hand on his hip being moved. He felt deep breathing on his leg and Hailey sat up looking at him. Hermione yelled about bouncing the bed and his first thought was, What the hell did I do last night?... Please tell me this was completely innocent... Noticing the girls were all fully clothed including shoes, his fear was removed. He quickly pried Alexis of, grimacing in disgust at her form. He stood up and looked in the mirror on his bathroom door and screamed so loud the entire house heard. His reflection had smeared makeup on and tight clothes on. The shirt was a girl's and his hair was done up. He quickly put his hands on his clothes and hair, making sure it was not a trick mirror. When he indeed felt the hair clip he turned to the bed and leapt at Artimis he hands around her throat, "What did you do to me!!!!"

She fell back on the bed, him laying over her strangling her. She wriggled and then the memories of the night came back to him. He let go in shock as he saw himself dancing with Lupin and even accepting the fucking cheesy line. He say Artimis dancing with him and even Draco drooling at him. He watched the girls transform him from a respectable male to a female in his bathroom. He saw Alexis cast the breast growing charm on him and his hands automatically went to his chest but to his glee it was flat. He sit sat straddling Artimis on the bed and Alexis was looking mildly sick. Hailey was holding the door closed as the guys began banging on it. They over powered her and the door burst open. Hermione was sleeping on the corner of Snape's bed, Alexis starring dazed at Snape who was sitting in a bad position on Artimis.

Draco roared and rushed towards the bed, then he realized Snape was in the clothes that Sevannah was in. All the guys stopped and looked at Snape, dressed as a girl. Lupin blushed like no tomorrow and Artimis flipped Snape over in his shock. She sat on him and stated, "Hailey the pictures please." Severus looked at her in fear as Hailey handed her a huge envelope. She gestured for the guys to sit, "Come sit or I do the same to you as we did to Severus." They quickly obliged and watched in awe as Artimis and Hailey projected the pictures off the pages to the air with a spell. Every one gasped as the scene of Lupin and Snape dancing popped up and Snape glared daggers at Lupin who was so red you could mistake him with a large walking tomato. Then there were the pictures or the girls dancing with Snape and he them glared at each of them in turn.

Then a picture of Alexis grabbing Ron's butt popped up and Ron grinned like no tomorrow. "I want a copy!!" He yelled and Alexis sat up quickly examining the picture and going, "I don't remember that!" Artimis looked at her and Snape took the opportunity to over power her. She was pinned under him and his face was inches from her, "Payback my dear. This was the line and you crossed it. I've had far more years at messing with people than you." From everyone of the guys angle it looked like Snape was kissing Artimis. Draco jumped up and grabbed Snape's shoulder punching him in the face. Artimis dived away. As Severus fell back. Draco grabbed some of the shirt and Artimis yelled, "NO NOT THE SHIRT!" She quickly dove between both of them and stopped them. Severus hopped of the bed and walked up to Lupin. "DID you know it was me?"
"NO. God if I had thought it was you, eghhh." Lupin said holding his head.
"How could you not know it was ME!!"
"The girls did a good job, they made you look very attractive." Lupin said. With that statement Snape lost control and leapt at Lupin. Lupin fell back and they began rolling on the floor, Lupin grabbing Severus's hair trying to get him off and Severus trying to choke the life out of Remus. Alexis heard his yelps of pain and quickly snapped to awareness. She looked at Snape and Lupin and jumped of the bed. Artimis following close behind. They quickly pulled them apart and then the guys pushed them and went back at it. Artimis, pissed of jumped on top of them and they both exhaled sharply. Alexis yelled, "DOGPILE!" And leapt on top of them. Hailey followed and soon everyone was on top of them. Artimis creamed about air and for Snape to stop biting her., Next thing she knew, there was a loud booming voice and Albus Dumbledore walked in the room, "Stop it NOW!" everyone looked up in shock and quickly leapt of the smothered four. Snape looked down and Snape as Artimis dragged him of him and the rolled across the floor. Artimis had several bleeding bite marks on her arms and she didn't know whose was whose. Albus looked angry. Everyone shriek and then Alexis laughed. The projected that displayed Albus turned off and the whole household laughed. Snape and Lupin looking in shock. Colin Creevey walking holding a stack of pictures and said, "I heard yelling so I turned on the no brawling alarm."

Severus stood and yelled, "Everyone but the girls OUT!!!!!!!" The guys all quickly obliged Draco glaring at Severus. The door was closed and Artimis was trying to wrap the many bite marks. He looked at her in anger and said, "Those aren't mine. The ones on your shoulder are mine." They all quickly stood and Snape looked at them with anger. He stood in front of Artimis first and screeched, "What were you thinking!! Your supposed to be mature and responsible." She smirked and said, "Who ever said that. I act that way. But it is all acts." He them went down the line of girls berating them. They took it and left leaving him alone. Oh my god... I need a shower now.. He thought as he ran into his bathroom and looked the door.

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Alexis awoke, a bad taste in her mouth and a headache coming on. He dimly heard yelling and jostling on the bed, but was to daze to care. Presently, she sat up, a wave of dizziness coming over as the form of Snape on Artimis swam into her view.
Do I really want to know?
She noticed that he still had on the women's clothes and snickered to herself. Oh, he found out... hehehehehe... least he didn't try to kill me.
The guys burst in, staring at all of them, but Alexis ignored them and plopped backwards on the bed, trying desperately not to be sick. It's too early for this.
Artimis said something about pictures and listened more intently.
What pictures? Several disturbing photos were shown and Alexis suppressed laughter, even though Lupin suffered. Then the one's with Ron appeared, and she was shocked. (I did NOT do that)
Artimis snickered mentally, but otherwise ignored her.
She glared at Ron, who wanted copies, and sat up.
Snape took the chance and tackled Artimis, Alexis watching the whole thing in dazed amusement, mentally commenting. ( Come on Artimis, he's right there! Kiss him)
{Shut. Up}
Alexis chuckled and lay back on the bed, wanting to go back to sleep, but all the noise kept her up. But then she heard Lupin's yelps of pain, and snapped to a sitting position.
She jumped off the bed and onto Lupin, pushing him away from Snape as Artimis took hold of him.
The two angered Professors knocked them aside and flew at each yet again. Alexis saw Artimis jump atop them and thought, No way, I'm not being left out.
"DOGPILE!" and dove on Artimis, making the three below her crumple further onto the ground. Everyone decided to join in.
Too cool! Except now I can't breath... She thought dizzily as she was smothered under many bodies. She heard a muffled voice above them and hoped whoever it was would help. Slowly the bodies picked themselves up and Alexis rolled off Artimis, gasping and laughing. She recognized Albus Dumbledore and quickly shut up.
No brawling alarm? Didn't know we had one of those... damn.
When it was Alexis's turn to be reamed out, she merely looked down and tried her best not to laugh and fall to the floor. She blocked out the yelling voice and instead thought what her next prank would be.
Next time we get him drunk... karaoke...

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