Me: New ficcie. Allow me to introduce my newest form of amusement...Mr. Battousai!
(Applause begins here)
Battousai: Woman, you are more satanic than me.
Me: (imitating a Ben Stein voice) Your pain is like going to the movies to me. (Pulls out carton of popcorn) Want some popcorn?
Battousai: (glares)
Yahiko: Is that unsalted?
Me: (normal voice) And un-popped. (Throws the popcorn away)
Popcorn Seeds: (scatter all over the ground)
Battousai: (smirking) Hey Sano, go eat.
Sano: WHAT? (whips out Bob that's what I call his zanbato) TAKE THAT BACK! (begins to chase Battousai)
Me: (sighs) And you people wonder why I'm mental. I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or Spatial...cause if I did, Kaoru and Kenshin would be married by now, Kenshin never would've met Tomoe, and Spatial would be dead...oh wait, in this fic, she is. (Giggles)
It was a normal day in the life of Kaoru Kamiya. Get up late, have to skip breakfast, ignore Yahiko and Sanouske's fighting, bomb today's test, forget her lunch, get a detention because her two ghost guardians were fighting with eachother and she yelled at them to shut up in the middle of class, punch out an annoying prep who insulted her sword style, spend all detention listening to her two guardians bicker their ass off...again, kill a few bad guys, get home really late, shower, listen to her guardians bicker some more, and go to bed. Yup, perfectly normal.
The next day:
"HEY KAO! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAAAAAAAKEEEE UUUUUPPP!"
"Nikki," Kaoru removes the pillow that she had over her head to drown out the arguing between her and Spatial, "If you weren't dead already, I'd kill you."
"Tch. Like she hasn't heard that before."
"SHUT UP SPATIAL!"
"WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND MAKE ME!"
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!"
O.O (the ghosts) Kaoru looked back and forth between the two. Nikki with waist-length black hair always pulled up into a pony-tail and blue eyes, and Spatial with her short brown hair and brown eyes. Why did she have to get stuck with these two? Of the thousands of people that died all over the world on her 13th birthday...why did she have to get stuck with these two?
"Hey Kao," Nikki floats right infront of her face, "It is currently 7:45 a.m. right now. You're going to be late...again...again...again."
"WHA! OH MY GOD! NOT AGAIN!" she jumps out of bed and runs straight through Nikki and runs right into the closet door.
"Ouch." Spatial winces.
"I hear that." Repeating shit over and over again, Kaoru opens the closet door and yanks on a pair of black jeans and a black T-shirt that said 'I'm A Virgin' and that was crossed out and beneath it was '(This is an old T-shirt)'. She throws her hair up in the normal pony-tail and flies out the door.
"KAO!" Nikki yells "YOU FORGOT YOUR BACKPACK!"
"Shit!" Kaoru runs back up, runs right through Spatial, and grabs her black bookbag that was sitting on the computer chair. In 5 seconds, she was out the door.
"Race ya." Nikki tells Spatial.
"You're on." BAM! They were gone.
"Goodbye Kaoru, Nikki, Spatial!" Kaoru's mom yells. Like Kaoru, her mom could see ghosts too. It was hereditary. (Insert sigh here)
AT SCHOOL:
Class was already in session.
'Dammit' Kaoru cursed under her breath. Why did school have to start so early anyway? She was waiting for the perfect opportunity to sneak in. Five minutes later, she had it. The teacher had his back turned toward the door. Kaoru held her breath as she slowly opened the door and creeped down onto her hands and knees. She slowly began to crawl to her seat in the back of the room. Five more steps...four...three...two...
"HEY! RACCOON! GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT!" Kaoru anime fell. 'Damn you Sano.' The teacher turns around just as Kaoru sits down in her seat.
"Miss Kamiya. So nice of you to join us. I hope that I will have the pleasure of seeing you at detention...again?" Ignoring the chuckles coming from the class and her ghost companions (Spatial won the race by the way) Kaoru muttered a yes. 'Damn Health and Safety class anyway.' she thought to herself. A note plopped itself down on her desk. Kaoru sighed and unfolded it.
Hey Kao, did ya see the hot new exchange students yet? Hi Spatial! Hi Nikki!
-Misao
Kaoru looks over at her friend. Trust Misao to talk about something random to brighten up her day. Misao also had the ability to see ghosts...that made it much easier.
No. As you have just seen...I just had gotten here. They say hi.
-Kao
She folds it up into a Chinese football and flicks it back over to Misao. After a couple minutes of waiting, the note appeared back on her desk.
One of em is sitting two rows to the left and three desks up from me. God! How many times in our academic careers and they going to tell us that sex can lead to unwanted pregnancy and STD's? Do they think it did not set in the first fifteen thousand times already? His name's Aoshi by the way.
-'Sao
Oooohhh, Misao. Do I sense a potential crush?
-Kao
(Insert blush here Kao) SHUT UP! Oh god, he's moving onto vehicular safety. LORD HELP US!
- 'Sao
Just then, the bell rang.
"FREEDOM!" Misao yells, throwing her textbooks up in the air. One of them manages to hit Aoshi on the head.
Aoshi and Battousai's POV
"FREEDOM!" they heard someone yell.
"What an idiot." Aoshi muttered under his breath.
THUNK! A textbook comes and bounces off his head.
"Hey, it's hollow." Battousai says, smirking.
"Shut up Kenshin."
"Are you hurt Aoshi-san?" Battousai's kinder half asks.(Kenshin Battousai's kinder half is a ghost too)
"I'm fine Kenshin."
"BOO!" All the guys jump in their seats and scream. They turn around and see a ghost woman floating there.
"Who the hell are you?" Battousai unsheathes his sword. Nikki smirks and places her hands on her hips.
"Now, do you really think that that's any threat to me? Especially since I'm dead?"
"Why are you here?" Battousai growls.
"'Cause I feel like it! So sue!"
With Kaoru:
"HEY! WAIT! Where's Nikki."
"She went to say hi to the new people. Oops, I wasn't supposed to tell."
"Dammit Spatial! I knew she would do this!" Kaoru runs over to Nikki, accidentally running into the HOTTEST guy she had ever seen.Kaoru turns red enough to make a tomato jealous.
"Ooooh, Kaoru, hittin the new guy, the raccoon, dissin the new guy, ouch that hurt,"
"SHUT UP NIKKI!" Spatial yells. She right hooks her across the face, causing her to fall right on her back.
"Ouch, that hurt." she finishes her little commentary.
"Mou! Sorry!" Kaoru yells. Battousai smirked. This girl was cute, he could have some fun with her.
Me: Dude, your life S-U-C-K-S!
Kao: Only cause you make it that way.
Battousai: (smirks)
Me: And you say I'm satanic? (Sighs) Well, just lemme know what you think. R and R please.