Me: -.- Spatial, I will gut you like a trout.
Sano: Why?
Me: Because I feel like it.
Sano: That's no excuse!
Me: Oh I think it is Mr. Buy-and-sell-fights-just-so-I-can-prove-how-tough-I-am-instead-of-a-gay-rooster!
Sano: Grrr (takes out Bob again and begins chasing me)
Me: (running away for dear life) BATTS! HELP ME! (jumps up like she's jumping into his arms)
Battousai: -.- (doesn't even try to catch me)
Me: (lands on flat on my back right infront of him) OW! YOU BRUISED THE BEST FEATURE OF MY BODY! (Turns around and points to her butt) Trust me, I know, 5 people have complimented me on it...to my face. (Shudders) Freaks. I don't own anything. Legally, my parents own it all! That is, until I'm 18...almost 4 more years to wait...damn!
The best period of the day...STUDY HALL! (At least, it is in my school, we can goof off...so long as we do it quietly...does that sound weird to anyone but me? o.O)
A little four-way chat was going on between Kaoru, Sano, Misao, and Megumi.
Dammit Sano, why the hell'd you get me in trouble? Nikki says 'Yeah, why you baka rooster head!'
-Kaoru
Tell Nikki to bite the weenie. Besides, I needed a detention buddy. We're playing the 'peep' game today. I knew you wouldn't wanna miss it.
-Sano
You both are insane!
-Misao
What weasel said!
-Megumi
She says, and I quote, "With relish." You mean the one where we randomly keep saying peep and making the detention hall sound like a cage full of birds? And out teacher actually believes us? SWEET!
-Kaoru
Heh, knew you'd like it. And Nikki, you're just sick you slut bucket!
-Sano
EEEEEEWWWWW! NIKKI! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU THINK LIKE THAT!
-Misao
She gets it from me, heh.
-Megumi
Nikki levitates a pencil and begins to write too.
Yeah, of course 'Gumi, cause I know you keep Sano's bed warm every night.
-Nikki
O.O
-Kaoru and Misao
I'll kill you bitch.
-Sano
I'm already dead you crazy asshole.
-Nikki
Hey, Spatial's been quiet this period, any guess why?
-Kaoru
Tch. How should I know? I'm not supposed to babysit her.
-Nikki
Spatial now levitates a pencil and begins to write as well.
Because, I prefer not to participate in these gay conversations.
-Spatial
The only one who's gay here is you!
-Nikki
That's it! GIRL FIGHT YOU BITCH!
-Spatial
Those two sign off, so to speak, and begin their girl fight. Everyone looks at eachother and sighs.
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!
"FREEDOM!" Misao yells again, throwing her books in the air and hitting Aoshi with them...again. (Try yelling it after you get out of Study Hall one day...it gives you such a sense of accomplishment)
(-.-) Aoshi. He turns around and begins to look for the person who did that. Luckily for Misao, she and her friends had already left the room. (Nikki won the girl fight It comes in handy to watch wrestling.)
LUNCH! WHOOPIE! Can government funded food really be listed as food products? o.0 Note to self, check that later:
"Misao, why must you always throw your books up in the air? Last year you gave that one guy who makes sculptures out of Vaseline a concussion."
"Hey, I did that on purpose. The smell was annoying me.And it gives me such a sense of accomplishment. (Sigh)"
"Whatever." Kaoru picks at the brown blob on her lunch tray. It looked like pudding. Correction, she hoped it was pudding. Misao opens the can that contained the brown blob and plops it out onto her lunch tray. It still retained the shape of the can, and it jiggled all over the place. It still took on the shape of its can unless you completely mauled it into pieces. (This is what they serve for pudding at out school, no kidding.) She then sniffs it and pulls away, her face scrunched up in disgust.
"Is this really food?"
"I think so." Kaoru unsurely pokes it with her spoon. Guess what? Yuppers, still in the shape of the can.
"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"
"Uh oh, someone put beans in Chili Guy's chili." Seriously, there was this one guy at their school who got ticked off whenever they put beans in the chili. It was pathetic really.Kaoru sighs and picks at her "pudding" again. Fed up with its can-like shape, she tries stabbing it with her fork. Nope that doesn't work. Jiggle it so hard it collapses? Nope. Maul it to pieces? Nope. Finally, she throws it over her shoulder and it hits Battousai in the face.
"FOR THE LOVE OF SAINT MARY!" Aoshi yells, "WHAT IS IT WITH YOU TWO AND THROWING STUFF and lets not forget HITTING US IN THE PROCESS!"
With Spatial and Nikki:
Yes, Nikki was doing math. Algebra. More precisely...degree of slopes. Spatial looks over her shoulder.
"What the hell are you doing woman!"
"I'm trying to find the degree of the slope of Battousai's nostrils."
O.O (Spatial)
"Don't think I didn't hear that." Battousai growls.
"Dammit!" she snaps her fingers.
"Nikki, shut up." Kaoru growls.
"NO!"
"Don't make me read Mark Twain."
"WHAT? You're joking!"
"Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, Chapter thirty-five." Kaoru says, annunciating each and every syllable.
"NO! IT'S MISSOURI IN THERE!" (No offense to the people who live in Missouri) she hides under a table.
"Then shut up."
"I have to record this for future generations." Spatial writes down ever single word being said.
And so being recorded for future generations, our heroes find themselves in a bit of a predicament.
"But-"
Yes Misao, you too. Will Battousai kill Kaoru, or Nikki-
"WHAT PART ABOUT ME BEING DEAD ALREADY DO YOU PEOPLE NOT GET! I'M DEAD! D-E-D! DEAD! GOD! IT'S CALLED A BRAIN! USE IT! YES MR. NARRATOR! THAT'S THAT LUMP THREE FEET ABOVE YOUR ASS!"
And some more prominent that other's Nikki. (He just said that her butt was big)
"Grrrr."
-As I was saying, Will Battousai kill Kaoru for the "pudding? Will the authoress ever figure out if government funded food can really be listed as food products? Will you wish the authoress luck on the Quiz Bowl tomorrow? Will she gut you like a trout if you don't?
"Will you ever shut up?"
Nikki...Mark Twain.
"NO NOT MISSOURI!"
Is Nikki a Missouri phobic? Find out next chapter.
Me: YAY! CHAPTER TWO IS DONE! (Insert heroic music here). Please R and R.