Me: Heh, heh, it's payback Spatial. Lemme list: There's the Yuske thing, oh, and there's the Yuske thing, and did I mention...THERE'S THE YUSKE THING!

Sano: God Nikki...chill.

Me: -.- And lemme tell you, Spatial, believe me..when going into our Mark Twain course...I actually liked his book...but with Miss Fast cudgeling EVERY...SINGLE...DETAIL...into our brains...it totally ruined it for me. (Sigh) Crap.

Ariel: (she's one of my friends for those of you who don't know) Nikki does not own anything.

REVIEW RESPONSE TIME! YIPPEE! Er, sorta...kinda...-.-, I guess. SEE HOW GOOD I TREAT YOU PEOPLE! Heh, joke...LAUGH GOD DAMMIT!

Spatial- You did absolutely nothing to me. I was just kidding. Heh. Plus it's fun to pick on the serious people. Heh, heh. (Runs away laughing maniacally)

Ryushi- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH TWANG! I LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC THANK-YOU VERY MUCH! Battousai: (restrains me from killing you) Me: I'm okay, you can let go. Battousai: (lets go) Me: Ahem, (brushes imaginary dust off her imaginary self) Anywho, I do fear Missouri...dunno why, just do. I think it's best if you don't ask. And what love? I didn't get any love, did I? (Crickets chirping in the background) EM MI GAWD! IT'S THE OCEAN-GOING CRICKETS! FEAR THEM! (jumps on Blade) By the way, the people in my head say hi to the people in your head. Tell your bros I said hi also. BYE! (Waves)

Reiganashii- Gaah dammit, I hate spell check. Anyways, to answer your question: Batts(hey! Two people who call him that! WOO!)is human. The kinder half is his conscience in the form of a ghost...this is still confusing you isn't it? Just think of this...Battsalive Kenshin(a.k.a. kinder half)non-living/conscience. Better?

evilalternateendingstorywriter- You know, no offense, but I really hate typing your name...so long...so confuzzling. x.X Thanks for saying it was hilarious...(bows) I try..actually no, I don't, it comes naturally...you know, the ideas just pop in my head. POP! Hee, that's funny. And you better stop smiling...people might think you're weird...of course, it's too late for me. (Giggles)

Universal Fighter- You know, I think I'm right too. 'Cept at our school (Tinora Jr. High...it's in the middle of nowhere but yet, in the center of everywhere) the fruit sucks. And so does just about everything else. Except for the fact that we get pop at lunch...HYPER! That's why Mr. Bailey doesn't like having me right after lunch...he knows how I am when I'm hyper..teehee. Thank-you for saying that it was great...I need encouragement...(siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh)

Me: ONWARD! (Smacks right into a wall)

At home: After detention(can't really describe it cause I've never had it.)

"I'm tired, my feet hurt, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm tired, my feet hurt, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm tired, my feet hurt, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm tired, my feet hurt, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm tired, my feet hurt, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm tired, my feet hurt, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm tired, my feet hurt, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm tired, my feet hurt, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty,

I'm tired, my feet hurt, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, Im-"

"NIKKI! SHUT UP! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE BORED DOES NOT MEAN WE HAVE TO SUFFER!"

"God Kao, take some Midol." Spatial looks up from the controller she was levitating and using to kick Kaoru's ass with on Day of Reckoning.(Wrestling video game...Ryushi knows it all too well. Heh.)

"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8..9...10...11-DAMMIT! 1...2...3...4...5-"

"Nikki, what the fuck are you doing?"

"Counting the specks on the ceiling."

"OH MY GOD! WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR FIVE STUPID MINUTES! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!"

"KAORU!" her mom yells from downstairs, "KEEP IT DOWN! YAHIKO'S SLEEPING!"

(-.-) (Kaoru) She stomps over to her bedroom door and quite violently yanks it open.

"MA!" she yells back, "WE'RE BORED UP HERE GOD DAMMIT! WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO!"

"DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE WITH ME!" her mom yells up...again, "AND IF YOU'RE SO BORED, COME HELP ME SET UP FOR DINNER! WE'RE HAVING THE NEW NEIGHBORS OVER!"

"NO THANKS! WE JUST FOUND SOMETHING!"

"We did?" Nikki asks, quite perplexed.

"KAORU! NO YELLING! (Me: -.- Hypocrite) YOUR BROTHER'S SLEEPING!"

"SCREW HIM!" she slams the door shut. "The whole world is out to get me." Kaoru flops down onto her bed.

"Join the club, we've got jackets." Spatial mutters, finishing off Flair on the video game. (Me: YEAH! He's a forty-year old wrestler who's face turns pink whenever her fights)

Dinner time...

"KAORU!" her mom yells again, from downstairs, "THE NEIGHBORS ARE HERE!"

"NO YELLING! REMEMBER MOM! AND I DON'T CARE!"

"KAORU KAMIYA! GET DOWN HERE NOW! YOU TOO NIKKI AND SPATIAL!"

"Dammit," Nikki curses, "I was hoping we could get out of it."

"No way!" Kaoru yells, "If I have to suffer, you do too!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Uh-huh!"

"Oh girl, don't you 'Uh-huh' my 'Nuh-uh'!"

"Go to hell!"

"THEY DON'T WANT ME THERE! Come to think of it...heaven doesn't want me either." she begins to cry, "NOBODY WANTS ME EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD!"

O.O (Kaoru and Spatial) They both take one giant step back from her.

"Meet you down there?" Spatial asks.

"Yup." Kaoru races down the stairs and Spatial just goes right through the floor.

"HEY! WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO!" Nikki floats downstairs as well.

Downstairs...

"Hey mom." Kaoru says, completely un-enthused.

"Hello Kaoru. Nice of you to come down."

"Shut up mom."

DING DONG!

(-.-) "I hate doorbells." Nikki mutters. Spatial whacks her across the head.

"Ruin the evening and I will resurrect you and kill you all over again." Kaoru mutters, "Both of you."

"Well, I was murdered in the first place...SO WHY SHOULD NOW BE ANY DIFFERENT!" Nikki begins to sob again, "I HAD MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE AHEAD OF ME AND SOME BASTARD HAD TO GO AND TAKE IT AWAY!" Spatial sweatdrops and pats her on the back.

"Uh, it's okay...I guess?"

"ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GET MARRIED, BECOME A HIGH SCHOOL HISTORY TEACHER, AND HAVE A COUPLE OF KIDS! IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO ASK!"

"Apparently to some people...yes. Hey, I had my whole life ahead of me too...but I died of natural causes. :P"

"SHUT UP! WOULD YOU STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN SELF-CENTERED! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ME HERE!"

"Nikki shut up. Mom is opening the door." Kaoru hissed. Kaoru's mom opened up the door and revealed...

Me: I'm ending it here.

Sano: What!

Me: LOL. Kidding. I'm not ending it here. Gotcha good though. Heh.

The door opens and reveals Hiko(I think that's his master's name), Battousai, and Kenshin, who was floating calmly behind him. They both look up and see eachother.

"YOU!"

O.O (Mom and Hiko)

"You two know eachother?"

"Yes mom, we met at school."

"Really?"

"No Mom, he's just a figment of my imagination."

"Kaoru Kamiya, don't get smart with me."

"Yes ma'am."

"HAHA BUSU!" ( sigh, and thus Yahiko is revealed...it's about time too god dammit) Kaoru puts Yahiko in a headlock and begins to give him a furious noogie.

"Ow ow! Hey watch it! NOT THE HAIR!" Kaoru's mom pries her and Yahiko apart and drags them to the dining room. Once sat down, the hell began.

Me: And now I'm ending it. Hey, we don't have school Friday...so I should be able to get another chapter up soon. (Gets ready to gut reviewers like a trout because they didn't wish her good luck on the Quiz Bowl (which my team won, by the way))

Ariel: NICHOLE SCHELLING! CALM YOUR ASS DOWN!

Me: Fine! (Throws a meat cleaver over her shoulder.)

Meat cleaver: (hits Battousai)

Batts: -.- I kill you woman. (Takes out sakabato) They don't call me the Hitokiri Battousai for the hell of it! (Begins chasing me)

Me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!etc. (Runs away)

Ariel: (sighs) R and R please