Me: (turns and looks at Ariel)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ariel: -.- What now?
Me: IT'S SO UGLY!
Ariel: -.- (has meat cleaver secretly hiding behind her back)
Me: o.o Oh crap. Whilst I run...REVIEW!
REVIEW RESPONSES! GAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL! (still running away from Ariel)
Spatial- You can't even see my eyes idiot. And yes, you are right. That scene was so cute and so like them I just had to use it! SO SUE ME! I think he's funny anyways. (Throws a Soujiro plushie away from her) GO GIRL! FETCH! (Runs away in the opposite directionwith tray of cookies for this chapter)
Evil-chan- Phew, it's nice to know that other people share the same fate as me. (Siiiiiigh) Your welcomes! (Grins) And...I UPDATED, I UPDATED, I UPDATED, YAY, YAY, YAY! If you please. (Smiles again)
Universal Fighter- Yes I've swallowed 25 cents...as a matter of fact up to date, I've swallowed a dollar and twenty cents...HEY BACK OFF! I was a little kid. You know them and their strange fascination with sticking things in their mouths. The wood was for Industrial Arts. Woodshop another words. We're making gumball machines. And you should know by now that you can't put a chainsaw in my hands without total destruction. Yup yup! And it was a table saw! (Hands you a chocolate chip cookie) HAPPY WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE AROUND CHRISTMAS TIME!
Jou-chan- You betcha. As deep as Lake Superior...which I think is the deepest of the Great Lakes...I hope it is...if not, my homework was wrong. Shoot! (Stares at your pen name for a bit until she finally gets it) Oh, I get it! Kao-chan's nickname! (Smacks herself on the head) I am so stupid. I don't know why I even bother. (Sighs)
Rurouni- I'm glad you like it, that I am. (Puts on a cute smile) Note: If you are confused...see the really long explanation in the beginning Chapter 4. Unless you've already read it...then my brain is completely racked for ideas. Don't worry about saying that it was unusual. I get that all the time. (Sighs) The price we pay for bringing people entertainment...ne? Thanks for reviewing! (Bows)
Me: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin. Or Spatial. If I did, as I've said: Kenshin and Kaoru would be married, Megumi would leave Kenshin alone (sorry for any offense), Kenshin never would've met Tomoe (again, sorry for any offense), we'd see A LOT more of the Battousai (again...who's drooling? I am!), and Kaoru would be the Damsel in Distress more often because it makes the show all the more romantical, in my opnion. These are just a few of the MANY alterations I would've made...maybe it's all for the better that I don't own Rurouni Kenshin.
3:00 A.M., the same night:
Kaoru was still awake thinking about him. She needed advice...bad, so she decided to ask Nikki...bad choice(wait...I'm dissing myself here! What's wrong with this picture!). But that would involve her waking Nikki up...again, bad choice. Again, the people who have read Where's My Shonen Jump? know how I am when I get up early...more particularly, when I get woken up by someone else really early. Kaoru walks over to Nikki, who was floating 3 feet above her ghost bed. Note: No beds have died for the purpose of making this story.
"Nikki," Kaoru whispers, nudging her shoulder(well, if Nikki wasn't transparent), "Nikki, get up!" Nikki lets out a squeak and wakes up, falling through the floor and down into the living room. She comes back up through the floor, her face fixed in an extremely pissed off look, clutching her purple bunny so hard, that it's head about popped off.
"Kaoru," she growls, "It's 3 A.M. You know how I get when it's 3 A.M."
"I know," Kaoru pleads, "But it's an emergency!"
"Oh my god! It's that!" Kaoru sighs thinking that Nikki finally got it.
"Yes, Nikki, it's that."
"You mean you're having your period and you don't have any pads and your mom doesn't either and you want me to go down to the store and get you some more?"
"Yes-wait, NO!"
"SHHHHHH! Spatial's still asleep! You know how she gets when you wake her up due to yelling." They both look over at Spatial who was floating on her own ghost bed and was clutching a Soujiro plushie. She turns over and mutters something about killing Nikki.
"-.- It's so nice to know that I'm loved." Nikki mutters, "So, what's up that you had to get me up at 3:00 in the morning?"
"I can't stop thinking about him."
"Who? o.O"
"Him! Battousai!" Kaoru hisses.
"Oh, you mean the one who keeps making death threats toward me to no avail because he keeps forgetting I'm dead?" Kaoru sighs...sometimes she could be so...so...well, there wasn't a word for it. Yes, she was that stupid.
"No Nikki," Kaoru's voice was dripping with sarcasm, "The pink elephants who are running around Oz with the code to open the gate to the underworld tattooed on their butts."
"Ooooohhh, why would elephants do that?"
"It was sarcasm Nikki!"
"Oh, sorry."
"Yes, that one that keeps making death threats toward you."
"What about him?"
"I TOLD YOU I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM!" Spatial sits upright and glares at the both of them.
"YOU GUYS! SHUT UP! JUST BECAUSE I'M DEAD DOESN'T MEAN THAT I NEED MY SLEEP! GOODNIGHT!" she slams the ghost pillow over her head and falls back asleep.
"Told ya." Nikki whispers.
"Shut up. So what do you think I should do." Nikki sighs in a romantic way.
"Oh Kaoru, this is so sweet!" she grabs her arm, "Do you like him?"
"What?" Kaoru was aghast.
"Battousai, do you like him." Nikki's grip tightened on Kaoru's arm. Kaoru winced. Her arm was beginning to hurt. She'd better fess up or else she wouldn't be able to feel her arm for a week.
"Okay, kind of." Nikki squeals, lets go of Kaoru's arm, and begins jumping up and down in circles.
"I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!" she said in a sing-song voice. She all of a sudden stops and looks at Kaoru, her eyes sparkling with mischief.
"So are you going to ask him out?"
"What! NO! Are you insane woman? You always let the man make the first move doofus!"
"Well, being dead for about 5 years would kinda do that to ya. Oh Kaoru, I'm so happy for you! Oh, oh, oh, let's wake Spatial up and tell her!" Nikki was about to run over to Spatial but Kaoru stopped her.
"Nikki, no. It can wait." They both flashback on the previous time when they woke Spatial up this early and un-purpose. Then they winced, it was not pretty.
"You're right." Nikki whispers back, "It can wait." And with that, they go back to bed.
The Next Morning...
Kaoru wakes up to the sound of a rooster crow and then a twelve gage going off. (Doesn't this scene look familiar Spatial?) She groggily sits up, after only getting about two hours of sleep, and sees Nikki with a twelve gage pointed out the window at said rooster. She fires it off again as the rooster crows...again. Now, Kaoru lives in the middle of Tokyo, right? So naturally she was wondering how Nikki legally got a twelve gage, and more importantly, why the hell there was a rooster in the middle of the city. Nikki fires it off again.
"Dammit! I almost had it this time." she withdraws the twelve gage and stuffs it in Kaoru's closet.
"NIKKI! I COULD GET ARRESTED FOR THAT!" Kaoru yells. She grabs the gun and throws it out the window, halfway across the world.
"Oh yeah, like they really need anymore guns in the middle east Kao." Nikki floats above Kaoru's bed, Indian Style, with her arms crossed, "Thank-you Mr. Bush for getting a whole bunch of innocent people get killed. "All the sacrifices are worth it" my ass."
"Okay Nikki!" Kaoru yells, "We get it! You're anti-War on Terror."
"Damn straight I am. And because of us going off and having to "demolish" terrorism, we've gotten England and other countries attacked too! Very smart Mr. Bush! Veeeery smart!"
(-.-) "Can we please get back to the fanfic now?" Kaoru asks quite impatiently.
"(sigh) Fine, whatever." Spatial floats out of Kaoru's private bathroom, hair messed up, and looking quite pissed...again.
"If you two don't shut up and let me sleep, I will slap the piss outta both of you."
O.O (Nikki and Kaoru)
"Take this downstairs?" Nikki asks.
"Yup." Kaoru and Nikki rush out of the bedroom and head downstairs.
"Finally." Spatial curls up on her ghost bed and falls asleep, still hugging her Soujiro plushie.
Me: Ahem, and as of the date of November 18...IT IS THE AUTHORESS'S 14TH B-DAY! Woohoo, woohoo, (starts dancing) Go Nikki, it's your birthday, we gonna party like it's your birthday, we gonna sip Barcardi's like it's your birthday, and you know we don't give a f-ck it's not my birthday...oh wait, IT IS! (Glomps reviewers)
Ariel: NIKKI! You're scaring them...stop!
Me: Sorry. R and R please! (Gives cookies of choice to reviewers again)