Me: HOWDY! (hugs) Just got back from Sarra's house (another one of my friends)and going down death hill on her snowboard. I ran right into a tree. (No joke people, this was not a video game. Death hill is what we call this one steep hill by her house and it's literally covered with brambles and bushes and all that crap) It hurt. But it wasn't bad for my first time snowboarding! We decided to play it safe on another hill after we had wiped out like fifty kagillion times. I didn't want my mommy and daddy to sue her parents due to injuries on my part. Not that they would, I just tend to overreact. And we stayed up LITERALLY all night playing video games, so don't expect much folks.
Ariel: Don't we all know it.
Me: Shut up! You weren't even there! So how would you know!
Ariel: (whacks me across the head giving me an anime bump) JUST GET ON WITH THE STUPID REVIEW RESPONSES ALREADY!
Me: T.T That was mean Arwiel!
Review (sniff) Responses...ow, my head. T.T
Evil-chan- Actually, truth be told, I wasn't originally gonna have him in that chappie. But something just popped into my head and I was like 'Oh, Enishi should be here! It's totally perfect!' and so he was. Maybe I'll make him cross-dress next. Heheh, LOL. Why the hell is it just a little bit of a cliffie! I don't get it! But maybe because I'm the author and I already know what's going to happen makes it not a cliffie. We have many things in this world which we have yet to comprehend. I UPDATED! YEAH! (Gives you a high-five)
blueangel-maggie1723- Lol, yeah. Yep, Kaoru does like Battousai, it's just, if the guy you liked was trying to kill you and you could easily kick him in the crotch and get away, wouldn't you? I know I sure as hell would. Yay! Night hunters! (Insert Power Rangers outfits on the whole cast, who is shooting me peeved off looks and superhero music here) Hehehehe, lol. One of the dudes in my head says it's a date. Now I just wish they'd all SHUT THE HELL UP, and leave the authoress with what little sanity she has left.
Universal Fighter- Go ahead, beat the shit outta them! See if I care. Besides, they aren't your boss. Just because they're older, most likely bigger than you, and taught you everything you know doesn't mean they're threatening...right? RIGHT? (goes all paranoid) Heh, sorry, kinda lost it there. And yes, I do rock. Out loud baby. (Insert permanently mind scarring victory dance here)
Reignashii- First of all, for the girls kicking the guys asses to hell that not only would be physically impossible, and it would be anti-climactic. Thank-you. I know it was cool. And here is the next one you've requested! Enjoy! (Bows)
Jou-Chan- SQUEE! I just love your nick name. Heh, sorry. And I can't tell you what Enishi meant cause it's a secret! You'll find out later! (Giggles) Here's the next one! Enjoy! (Bows with a flourish)
Me: And, of course, I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or Spatial. I do, however, own Nikki and her little purple stuffed bunny (who is making his return appearance soon), Silky. Enjoy minna-san. (Bows)
When Kaoru woke up, she knew that she wasn't in Kansas anymore. Hypothetically speaking, that is. She didn't even know what Kansas looked like, much less know that she wasn't in Kansas anymore. Kaoru's head had finally cleared up enough for her to know that she was actually in a hospital room. Now for the question we all know she's gonna ask herself: Where the hell was she? Kaoru raised her left arm to try and calm a headache that was settling in but that wasn't such a good idea. Pain seared through her arm as she grasped it and bit her lip to keep a cry from escaping.
"Once again, Kamiya, completely rash." Kaoru's head snapped up and she saw Battousai sitting cross-legged in a chair beside her bed.
"What the hell do you want?" she growls.
"Now now Kaoru. Why so hostile?" Kaoru puts a finger to her chin pretending to think of an answer to that question.
"Well now, let's see: You dislocated my arm, lost my sword, most likely gave me a bruise from the tight hold you had on me, knocked me out, quite painfully, might I add, kidnaped me, and-WHY THE HELL AM I IN A HOSPITAL GOWN AND WHO CHANGED ME!" Kaoru jerked her left arm again and more pain shot threw it. Battousai sighs and gets up and walks around to the other side of Kaoru's bed (her left side).
"Kaoru," he says, gently forcing her to a laying down position(reminding you people that grammar is not my best subject), "You can't keep moving around. You'll only hurt yourself more."
"Why the hell do you care?" she spits at him.
"Because, I just do. Now shut the hell up and get some rest."
"Why am I here?"
"That will be answered later. Now sleep."
"No."
"Kaoru." Battousai growls.
"Battousai." Kaoru mock growls back. (Insert Toxic by Britney Spears here. LOL, joke people) Now, let's check up on how our other two heroines are doing while this was going on.
With Spatial...
Spatial woke up, and unlike Kaoru, she experienced pain right away. Only she had a major headache due to a head injury due to some overly happy swordsman/doctor accidentally hitting her across the head with the end of his sword to hard.
"I'll kill him." Spatial mutters.
"Kill who?" Spatial mentally slapped herself. Damn. He was in the room.
"Kill you for hurting me you damn happy swordsman." she mutters. Soujiro sets down a clipboard that he was holding and laughs.
"What can I say? Battle excites me! Besides I normally kill my victims...so naturally I'm not used to taking it easy!"
O.O (Spatial) Soujiro notices Spatial stiffen up at that last remark and laughs some more.
"Don't worry. I was ordered not to kill you. I never go back on my orders." he resumes looking at his clipboard, "Now, doesn't anything seem different to you?"
"Not really." she gives him a puzzled look. Soujiro laughs, yet again.
"Why don't you actually try thinking about it?" Spatial sits on her bed, her brow furrowed, thinking about it for five minutes before it hits her. She was sitting on a real bed and not passing through it like she normally would. This man Soujiro could see her and actually talk to her without having the ability to see ghosts. A real IV was stuck in her arm and was annoying the piss outta her. She was in a real hospital gown.
"Oh...my...freaking...god. I'm-"
With Nikki...
Nikki walks up to a large map of the United States. She stares up at it for a moment until...OH MY GOD! THE STATE OF MISSOURI POPS OUT AND GROWS AS TALL AS HER, SPROUTS LEGS, AND BEGINS CHASING HER! RUN NIKKI! RUUUUUUUNNNN! OH NO! A STALK OF BROCCOLI WEARING A PINK TU-TU IS CHASING HER TOO! RUN NIKKI! RUN WOMAN! RUN I SAY! OH NO! NOT THE MAN EATING FUZZY PINK BUNNIES!
Nikki's eyes bolt open as she sits up but then automatically lays back down due to extreme pain in her side.
"Dammit," Nikki mutters, "I have to stop getting forcibly knocked out. Every time I do, I have those fucked up dreams." she stares at us, "And you people wonder why I'm crazy." she says, all smart-alecky.
"Iei, that we don't." Nikki lets out a squeak and jumps where she sits/lays.
"Owwwwww, dammit. Why the hell do you have to scare me?" she asks Kenshin, who was bringing her in a tray of soup (Mm, Mm, Good), while clutching her side, which was again throbbing in pain.
"Gomen, Sessha did not mean it, that I didn't." he sets the tray down on the bedside table and grabs her right arm and links it with his left. He then places one arm around her shoulders and props Nikki up off her pillows.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Sessha is moving you up some so you can eat, that he is." he places the pillow up higher on the bed (you all know how hospital beds have the top half leaning up farther than the lower half...right?)and lays her back down so that her shoulders are resting on the pillow. Kenshin picks up the tray and sets it on her lap.
"Bon appetite." he says, bowing with a flourish. Nikki laughs a little and takes a sip of the soup.
"Yummy, chicken noodle, my fav. Did you make this?"
"Hai, that I did."
"Well, this is much better than Kaoru's. I saw, she practically killed her little brother." Nikki laughs to herself and resumes eating her soup. After a couple more minutes she dropped her spoon.
"Nikki-dono? Is something wrong?"
"Son of a bitch? What did you do to me?"
"Oro?"
"Damn straight 'Oro'! Son of a bitch. I'm alive."
With Spatial...
Spatial clutches the blankets of the bed tighter. Soujiro leaned over a bit to get a better look at her face.
"Spatial? You alright?" Spatial shakes her head.
"I-I'm-I'm alive again."
Me: Woot! (Does a victory dance)
Ariel: (trips me)
Me: OW! (Lands on Battousai who is royally pissed for some reason)
Batts: Woman...I will have your ass mounted above my fireplace mantle (takes out sword)
Me: Heh, sorry. (Gets up and begins running away) KENSHIN! YOUR PSYCHOPATHIC COUNTERPART IS TRYING TO MOUNT MY ASS ABOVE HIS FIREPLACE MANTLE! HEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPP!
Ariel: (flipping casually through a Sears catalog) That's gonna be one fuck ugly fireplace.
Me: (jumps on Kenshin for safety)
Kenshin: O.O Oro?
Battousai: (stops right infront of Kenshin) Dammit woman, always running to him for safety.
Me:P
Kenshin: (sighs) R and R onegai.