Me: (slams head down on keyboard) I will say it again, Nikki and Spatial were once dead...they are now alive. Everyone now is alive. Any confusion cleared up? Good, now shut up and read. I'm sorry if I come across mean, it's just, alot of crap is happening and I'm really irritable lately. I mean no offense.
Ariel: (force feeds me Midol)
Me: (runs to bathroom to throw it up)
Ariel: While she's at it...
REVIEW RESPONSE TIME! WAHOOOOOOO!
Spatial- GAH! Die zombie die! (Hits you with a mallet) Heh joke. LAUGH GOD DAMMIT! Bunny Slope...HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA! Yah, I could just see you skiing down a hill 2 feet tall and smacking into a tree (yes, I know what Bunny Slopes are). Heh, and I know you could see me smacking into a tree on a snowboard as well. I wish I was able to do an uber-trick though. And I agree, the pain is not pleasant. Almost popped out a lens.
Reignashii- you know, I'm actually wondering the same thing. How did they come back? That means I'll have to think more...dammit. Well now, they're alive, they're breathin, and here's the next chapter! WHEE!
Arsonist- Yah, no worries, I get confused people a lot. I curse my brain. Note, for living/dead info...see above. Next chappie! Enjoy!
Universal Fighter- It's five. They've been dead for five. Nikki and Spatial died at 13, so now they're 18, same age as Kaoru. And you know, sometimes you're just so stupid you don't realize stuff until it's too late. I meant I don't really care what they'd do to you...I don't mean that in a bad way. They'd just probably look at you like 'Whatever' and go back to video games or whatever they were doing in the first place. Good little girl...riiiiiiiight. And my favorite color is pink. (Note: My fav color is red, I hate pink)
blueangel-maggie1723- We're alive! Fun! How, I still haven't figured out. But I will, then you will. Yes, Kenshin is alive and Kaoru just doesn't really care. She's used to hearing them and seeing them as solids, so to her, there really isn't any difference. Uh, just so you know...I'm not a lez. The guys in my head are just pervs.
Evil-chan- Yeah! Fun, fun fun! (Pictures Enishi crossdressing) yah, that would be fun. I seriously am considering doing that. Heh, LOL. I UPDATED! YAY! Which is surprising seeing as I have to deal with all this shit the teachers are giving me but hey...why should I let my reviewers down. Hee. ENJOY!
Me: Don't own squat. (Hands you her cellphone) I have my lawyer on speed dial if you don't like it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" scared shitless at the idea of being alive again, Spatial rips the IV out of her arm, and runs screaming down the hall to Nikki's room. She runs inside and slams/locks the door shut. Nikki and Kenshin look up at her as she was leaning against the door, her back to them, panting.
"Uh, Spatial, hun, your back end's exposed." Nikki says, her hand covering Kenshin's eyes. Spatial squeaks and jumps in Nikki's bed with her. Nikki sighs and removes her hand and smacks Spatial upside the head.
"OW! What the fuck was that for woman! Head injury here!"
"A.) For being and idiot. B.) For only hurting me more. C.) For exposing your backside and scarring me for life. D.) You should be in bed resting idiot, and finally E.) For scaring the shit out of me woman!"
"Oro?"
"And you! What the fuck is 'Oro' anyway?" Nikki points viciously at Kenshin. (Yah, he's alive too)
"Oro?"
WHACK!
"Owww!" Nikki clutches her side, "What the fuck was that for Spatial?"
"For antagonizing the poor man!"
"But you didn't have to hit me!" Nikki hits her across the head again.
"Hey!" Spatial punches her side.
"OW!" Nikki punches Spatial's temple.
"What the hell! God dang!" Spatial elbows her in the stomach...hard, knocking the wind out of Nikki.
"Oh shit." Nikki begins coughing up blood. Kenshin runs over and puts his handkerchief over her mouth so blood doesn't ruin the sheets.
"Oh shit, god damn, Nikki I am so fucking sorry." Spatial wraps her arms around Nikki's shoulders and gives her a squeeze. Nikki nods her head as if to say 'It's okay' and Soujiro stands in the doorway, just sweatdropping.
"Thanks for ripping out my stitches guys." he tells them. Both Nikki and Spatial look up at him.
"Your welcome." they say in unison, with some coughing on Nikki's part.
With Jou-chan...
OH MY GOSH! Kaoru and Kenshin are screwing eachother! RUUUUUUNNN! FOR THE SAKE OF OUR UNSCARRED MINDS...RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!
Batts: -.- (whacks me across the head) Shut up and get on with what's really happening.
Okay, okay, there was no screwing going on...but there was some pretty heavy lime.
Batts: (pokes his head onscreen) Will one of you guys give her a good kick in the ass? Please?
Me: O.O (runs away)
Ariel: (walks onscreen) Looks like I'll take over. (Quickly reads over previous events) Okay! Let's begin!
With Kaoru and Batts...again
Instead of lemon, or lime/fluff which I have no doubt that we'd all like to see, there was arguing...and lots of it. This is what the argument was about: Kaoru wanted to leave and check up on Nikki and Spatial. She was all dressed and ready to go. But Battousai wanted her to stay. He said that she needed to get some rest. But Kaoru, being the feisty raccoon that she is, won't.
"I don't give a crap about rest!" Kaoru yells, all up in Battousai's face, "I only care about my friends and how they are doing! So I go!"
"And that is why you're gonna get yourself killed woman!" Battousai equally yells back.
"So? As long as they're safe! I don't care, and-oh my god! What is that!" Kaoru points behind Battousai. He turns around and Kaoru bolts out the door.
"Dammit woman!" Battousai yells, chasing after her. Kaoru kicks down the locked door to Nikki's room (currently occupied by Spatial and Kenshin (Sou left to get some more Meds)) and was going to run in and over to their side but Battousai catches her by the waist.
"What the hell are you doing?" Kaoru yells, trying to wriggle from his grasp.
"Keeping you from hurting yourself more." he hisses in her ear. Kaoru stops struggling for a moment.
"Yeah bullshit, you possessive bastard." she resumes her struggle. Okay, now Battousai was thoroughly pissed.
"Kaoru what the.."(Spatial)
"Oro?" (-.- Three guesses)
"What nice guy said...whatever the hell it means." (Nikki)
"You want possessive," Battousai growls, "I give you fucking possessive." He slams her up against a wall, her arms pinned up above her head.
"What are you doing?" Kaoru shrieks.
"Showing you possessive." he replies. Kaoru lets out a small 'Mou.' and he forces his lips against hers.
"ORO?" (Kenshin, Spatial, and Nikki)
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Battousai separates from Kaoru in shock.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING! YOU FIVE MORE LIKE IT!"
"Oro?"
"Don't 'Oro' me Rurouni! You aren't as innocent as you seem!" Soujiro whacks Battousai across the head with his clipboard.
"OW! What the hell was that for?"
"For seducing her when she wasn't properly healed!" he whacks Kenshin across the head too.
"Oro?"(has anyone noticed that all Kenshin's said this chapter is Oro?)
"That was for not stopping him. And if you weren't injured, I'd hit you girls too."
"OW!" Nikki yells.
"What was that for?" Spatial asks her, giving her a funny look.
"To give him the satisfaction of knowing that he mentally gave us pain." Spatial nods, her mouth forming a silent 'Oh.'
"Anyways, I was sent here because Katsura wants to see you ladies."
"Well tell him to go fuck himself." Spatial slaps Nikki.
"OW!" she slaps Spatial back.
"Not this again." Soujiro mutters. Kenshin sighs and sweatdrops. Soujiro throws a set of clothes on Spatial and Nikki(I'll let you people use your imagination).
"Get dressed, normally I wouldn't have you move in this condition but none of you seem to want to stay still, so I have the feeling you'll move anyway." They get dressed and Kenshin and Battousai lead them outside, in the direction of Katsura's office. (I think that was Kenshin's boss's name)
"Just follow that walkway right to his office. It's the green building." Battousai says, pointing the way, "And it's most likely that it's no coincidence that the walkway is made of yellow brick." (It's not really that far from where they're standing...only a few yards) Kaoru, Spatial and Nikki look at eachother with a mischievous look in their eye. They line up (First Kaoru on the left, Spatial in the middle, and Nikki on the right) and link arms. Then they all begin to sing in unison while doing that little skip that Dorothy does on The Wizard of Oz.
"Ohhhh, We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a wiz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is one because, because, because, because, because, becaaaaaaaaaause, of all the wonderful things he does." Nikki stops and breaks the link, opening the door to the office for Kaoru and Spatial..they resume singing.
"Oh we're off to see the Wizard..the wonderful Wizard of Ooooooooooooz!" just as they sang the last note, Nikki enters the office, following Kaoru and Spatial, and shuts the door behind her. Kenshin and Battousai sweatdrop as they were watching this whole scene.
"Oro?"
"My thoughts exactly."
Me: Heh, heh. Sorry to anyone disturbed by that song. I just had to make them do that.
Ariel: (eyebrow twitching) You're...crazy.
Battousai: She's not crazy, she's...I can't even find a word to describe it.
Me: Hee, R and R please!