Me: Aaaaand we're back! Went sledding/snowboarding again...still can't do flips without wiping out. Looking back, I'm thinking that I'm not getting enough air. Hmmmm.
Ariel: WE DON'T CARE! JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Me: Fine, gosh.
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Spatial- I could hit harder if you want:) Heh, FEAR THE ALMIGHTY CLIPBOARD! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! TOGETHER WITH MY ARMY OF FLYING SQUIRRELS WE SHALL RULE! Sou: -.- (comes up and takes his clipboard back) Me: NOOOOOOOO! YOU MAY HAVE THWARTED ME THIS TIME EVIL DOCTOR! BUT NEXT TIME I SHALL PREVAIL! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Reignashii- Yay! Two disturbed peoples! I should've put at the beginning..Warning: This fic may cause you to become permanently scarred and/or disturbed. Too late. (Sighs) Thankies and YAY! A lot more to come though!
blueangel-maggie1723- Naoko: Oh my fucking god, you poor woman. You go to an all girl's school? Me: (konks Naoko across the head) Some people, unlike you, can live without men you know. Naoko: w/e Me: And the person that said that was this lecherous daywalker. (Drags Blade out by his collar) Blade: Ow! What the fuck woman! Let go! (Breaks free and runs away) Can I borrow 'Oro dude?' it sounds like something Nikki would say! Please? I'll let you borrow...Naoko! Naoko: What the fuck!
Universal Fighter- That's alright. I hate the Wizard of Oz and it is gay, so don't worry. No offense taken. (Pushes you over from your 'sitting up straight' position) Don't do that. It's annoying. My parents really don't really trust me with MSN messenger anyway. But I still use it. I hate playing 'good-little-daughter-who-does-everything-she's-told' but I still do. Gets me brownie points for later. Thanks for reviewing.
Warning...Actually no warning: This fanfiction was made for the purpose of extreme humor and totally out of place romance. If anyone has a problem with it my lawyers are on speed dial and we will keep in touch. Some mind scarring and/or disturbedness/sweetness will occur. Stop now if you wish to leave your brain as it is. Also warning, some violence may occur in this chapter. Any getting down and/or funky I will totally take blame for. I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or Spatial. She owns herself.
The interior of Katsura's office building looks like a normal office. Secretary and desk up front and main office in through another door. Kaoru, Nikki, and Spatial were just staring at eachother as if to say "Who's asking the secretary for help?"
"Rock, paper, scissors ya for it." Nikki tells them. They all agree and do the rock, paper, scissors thingie. Nikki had rock and both Spatial and Kaoru had paper.
"Dammit." Nikki curses. She walks up to the secretary, who had red hair and those big glasses that you see in anime on dorky people, and clears her throat. Before she could say anything, the secretary squeals, crushes her with a hug, does the same with Spatial and Kaoru, and drags them excitedly to the door of Katsura's real office.
"Uhhhh, hello?" Kaoru says, unsure, to the secretary.
"You're all healed! That's so great!" the secretary babbles on, ignoring Kaoru, "Mr. Katsura will be so pleased! Though I knew you'd heal fast, Miss Hirote (pronounced: Hee-roh-teh), seeing as it is in your bloodline. Mr. Katsura has been wanting to meet you for a long time, and so have I for that matter..." While the secretary was going on, and on about 'Mr. Katsura' and 'Miss Hirote' Kaoru, Spatial and Nikki roll their eyes as if to say 'Dear lord, help us.'
"That will do Mine (pronounced: Me-nay...and for the smartasses out there, yes, I know that that's Ayame's assistant's name from Fruits Basket)" the girls jump, not realizing that they were inside Katsura's office.
"Yes sir!" Mine salutes him and walks out the door.
"You'll have to excuse Mine. She tends to smother people. Now please, have a seat." Katsura motions to three seats placed infront of his desk. Spatial and Kaoru sit down while Nikki leans up against a wall and crosses her arms rather saucily.
"Nikki, what are you doing?" Spatial asks her.
"I'm leaning up against a wall, doofus."
"I think you'll be more comfortable sitting down." Katsura says, again motioning to the empty chair.
"I'm fine, thanks." she says, quite angrily. Katsura shrugs, sits down, and pulls out three files.
"What are those?" Nikki says, glaring at the files.
"Your personal records, Nikki."
"How the hell..."
"And Spatial's. And Kaoru's." he says, cutting her off. Spatial straightens up and Kaoru fidgets nervously in her seat., "Now who should I start with?" Katsura looks from file to file, as if each one were a present and he was deciding which one to open first., "Should I start with Miss Assassin?" his gaze falls on Kaoru, "Miss Psychic? (Yes Spatial, you are a psychic. DEAL!)" his gaze shifts to Spatial, "Or my personal favorite, Miss Mafia?" he grins maliciously at Nikki. She glares at him in return, secretly wishing that her glare would bore a hole through his head. Katsura picks up Kaoru's file and opens it.
"Now you each have something that I want. Miss Kamiya, you and your little companions (a growl was heard from Nikki here) have slaughtered many of my assassins apparently under no one's orders."
"And what of it?" Kaoru spits out.
"Well, your skills are very admirable. They surpass what a girl of your age should know. Eighteen, aren't you? And your sword style is one your father developed, isn't it?" Kaoru lets a growl escape her throat, "And you live with your mother and your younger brother, Emiko (don't know if anyone in anime has that name. If so I totally did not mean to copy it) and Yahiko?"
"You leave them out of this!" Kaoru yells at him, standing up furiously.
"Sit down Kamiya. I have no intention of bringing them into anything." Kaoru sits down, all huffy. Katsura closes her file and picks up Spatial's, "Let's see. Spatial. Status, Psychic. Died (random date) May 5, 2000 at age 13. Been dead for 5 years before you were revived by our happy Soujiro, who is swear is smoking something, so you are eighteen now. You've used your psychic powers to determine which one of my assassins to kill and where he/she would be and when. You've also mind crushed a lot of them. A cruel and painful way to die."
"Would you rather me slit their throats?" Spatial retorts.
"No I would not." he closes Spatial's file and picks up Nikki's, without even opening it. "I don't even need to open this one." he says, setting it back down, "Nikki Hirote. Daughter of the leader of one of the biggest Mafias in Japan. Second largest, actually. You'll inherit it when he dies? Am I correct? Well, you would've, had you not died. And the date was November 18th, 2000? On your 13th birthday? Again, you've been dead for five years and now you're eighteen. Your mother, Rosa Isabella Hirote is dead, is she not?" Nikki stands up, a fire lit up in her eyes.
"How the fuck do you know my mother's name." she hisses.
"Who do you think killed her?"
"YOU BASTARD!" she lunges at him with her kunai and Spatial and Kaoru catch her and stop her from doing anything rash.
"Nikki!" Kaoru yells, "Calm down!"
"Woman, you are gonna get yourself killed now sit down!" Spatial bends Nikki's wrist back until she drops the kunai. Nikki stops struggling and walks back to her place.
"Dammit!" she yells. She turns around and punches the wall, accidentally knocking a hole in it and getting her hand stuck in there.
"Ow," she tries to pull it out, "Damn! Ow!" Kaoru and Spatial walk over and try to help her. Katsura sighs and presses a button on an intercom.
"Mine, call Kenshin and Battousai over here." he looks back over at the girls and sighs again, "Better get Soujiro down here too."
"Yes sir!" Mine says, over the intercom. In a few minutes, Kenshin, Battousai, and Soujiro walk through the door.
"Yes Katsura-san?" Kenshin asks. Katsura nods toward the girls and the guys turn around. Soujiro sighs and begins slamming his head on the wall, while Battousai goes over to help. Each one of them was trying to give Nikki advice on getting her hand out of the wall, but none of it was working.
"SHUT UP YOU FUCKERS!" Nikki yells. Everyone gives up.
"I'm done!" they all state. Soujiro sighs and looks over at a still struggling Nikki.
"How did this happen?" he asks Spatial.
"Nikki decided she blamed the wall." Soujiro sighs again.
"Kenshin, she'll listen to you. Go help her out."
"Hai." Kenshin walks over to Nikki and wraps one arm around her shoulders and takes a gentle hold of her wrist (the one connected to the fist that's in the wall) "Nikki-dono, you need to stop pulling, that you must." Nikki lets out a frustrated sigh and stops struggling, "Now just relax." she loosens up and wraps her hand over Kenshin's, "That's good, that it is. Now if you can, turn your fist and sessha will help you pull it out, that he will." Nikki turns her fist and together then pull it out. Her fist was covered with a bunch of little cuts and blood.
"Damn." Spatial says, turning her head away.
"This is nothing," Nikki says, breathing heavily from the pain, "I once punched my teacher's head off in second grade."
O.O (Everyone but Katsura)
"Nikki-dono, can you stretch your hand out?"
"Yah." with much struggle, she did and Kenshin begins cleaning the cuts up.
"Now," Katsura continues, "You each have something that I want for this organization. Kaoru, I need your skills, Spatial, I need your psychic ability, and Nikki, I need and alliance with your dad's Mafia. If you do this for me, I'll let you guys off the hook. If not, I'll be forced to kill you. Your choice. Make it good." Kaoru looks from one ex-ghost to another.
"We'll do it." she agrees. Katsura grins.
"Good."
Me: (sighs) And now, chapter 10 is done, and lots of questions are answered. FWEE! And this time, I don't have as many joints to pop! Please R and R!