Me: Ahem, HI EVERYBODY!
Ariel: (has those swirly eyes)
Me: And so I'm back, from outer space!
Ariel: Nikki, your friends in the white coats with the big needle are here!
Me: NO! (men drag Ariel away screaming off to a mental ward) Uh, okay then. On with it! Oh, and yet again, there was some confusion so, allow me to simplify as best as I can: We've established that Kaoru's been killing off Katsura's assassins and it's been pissing him off and that her sword skills are awesome. Spatial is a pyschic who mind crushes (that's where she uses her powers to put pressure on a persons brain until...KABOOM! it explodes.)her victims and that she's 18, same age as Kaoru. Nikki is the daughter to the leader of the second largest Mafias in Japan and is also 18, and had Enishi not killed her, she would've inherited it when her old man kicked the bucket, also that Katsura killed her mother. Now, Katsura wants them to join his organization and Kaoru/ they all agreed.
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Spatial- -.- Shut up. I'm sensitive too you know! T.T I shall prevail over the wall! (Whips out sledge hammer and puts on safety goggles) I must go demolish an evil wall. Goodbye. Note: Long chappie this time.
Chigiri Ikeda- I wrote more! Yay! Please enjoy! Note: It's a long one. The longest one I've ever written.
Evil-chan- Now you're confusing me...which is like impossible. STOP IT! YOU'RE MAKING THE WORLD GO SANE! I DON'T LIKE IT! Oh yes, see above for explanations and this is a biggie! ENJOY! YAY FOR UPDATES!
Reignashii- Girl/guy, this story HAS been heading toward insanity ever since the first chapter. See above for un-confusing stuff. And this chapter is LONG! So have eye drops ready.
blueangel-maggie1723- Naoko: Fuck no. No way. Toilets are Angel's job in the house. Angel: Eh? Wha? Naoko-chan! Me: -.-U Thankies for letting me borrow it. And I seriously doubt that Lou-chan can live without men...but that's just me. Warning: Long chapter...Lou-chan wake her up if she falls asleep in the middle of it.
Colette- You know what, I'm beginning to think that that's my favorite part too. And as you can see, I did write more. As mentioned, very long. Please enjoy.
Jou-chan- Heh, I only wish it were that simple...it would be nice if we could do things with just a snap of our finger. (Sigh) I know, I'm confusing people a lot. Ah well, it's my fault, not yours. Don't worry. Just look at that biiiig paragraph above to find out all that you really need to know. And thanks for reviewing!
"OW! What the heck are you doing!"
SMACK!
"Oh my god! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!" Nikki hugs Kenshin who has a pink handprint on his face.
"Jesus Nikki, only kill him." Spatial mutters.
"Well you know how I get when people pour rubbing alcohol on my wounds," Nikki says defensively, "It hurts. And when I'm hurt, I get angry. And when I get angry...do I need to bring up the second grade teacher again?" Everyone shudders at the thought.
"I thought not." Nikki finishes, allowing Kenshin to resume his work on her hand.
"Could we get back on subject?" Kaoru asks.
"Yuppers!"
"Anyway," Katsura continues, "I've already figured out what jobs you'll be doing, and where Nikki and Spatial will live."
"WHAT!" they both yell, "WE HAVE TO LIVE ON OUR OWN!"
"Of course." Katsura says in a 'duh' tone, "Think about how your families would react if their dead daughters/sisters walked in through the door after 5 years."
"He has a point." Nikki looks at Spatial and she nods in agreement.
"Ahem, you girls are pissing me off with the interruptions."
"Sorry."
"You'll all be assassins, of course, but Nikki and Kaoru will be undercover agents, so to speak, (a loud "CHA CHING!" was heard from Nikki here) and Spatial will work with Sou in the medical ward."
"WHAT! With all do respect sir," Spatial stands up again and slams her hands down on Katsura's desk, "I practically faint at the near sight of blood! What am I gonna do if I see a severed limb..or-or like someone's intestines hanging out of their stomach, or..or"
"SPATIAL!" Nikki yells, "Someone would like to keep what remnants of breakfast they have left, especially after puking do to Morphine due to some damn happy doctor, in their stomachs thank-you!"
"Sorry Nikki."
"Can we please end the interruptions?"
"Sorry Katsura." Nikki and Spatial say in unison.
"Now Spatial and Nikki, your apartment will be on the corner of Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Lol peoples) and Fear Street, in El Diabolo Apartment Complex.The apartment number is 666 (Lol, again. No offense or foreshadowing is meant by this, just some fun). I suggest you write it down." Spatial grabs a pen and writes it down on her arm and Nikki just sits on Kenshin's lap, while he's still working on her hand.
"You're not writing it down?" Spatial asks her.
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"Mafia training. I can acquire loads of information at first hearing, and hold it in my head over an extensive period of time."
"Oh. Neat-o!"
"Sessha is done Nikki-dono, that he is." Kenshin finishes tying off the bandage (now it looks like Hiei's, except it's only to the wrist.)
"Thankies Kenshin." Nikki gives him a hug and Kenshin blushes a bit.
"So do we have to pay for this?" Spatial asks.
"Of course not!" Katsura sounded offended, "The organization takes care of that. Now, go!"
"But.."
"Go!" Battousai, Soujiro and Kenshin lead them out of the office building, safely from Mine, and to Battousai's black Lamborghini.
O.O (Kaoru, Nikki, and Spatial)
"It's a metal death trap on wheels!" Nikki shouts, amazed.
"Just shut up and get in (-.-)" Battousai shoves her into the backseat and on Kenshin.
"OW! Hey, sensitive girl here! Hey, wow Kenshin, you're comfy."
"Nikki, get off him before you crush him under your fat bum."
"Hah, hah, very funny Kao-chan."
At the apartment:
O.O (Nikki, Kaoru, and Spatial again)
The apartment had a huge living room, a kitchen, two bedrooms, one bathroom with jacuzzi, stainless steel appliances, 60 plasma screen TV and a 20 inch in each bedroom, and a fire place.
"Holee shit!" Spatial screams and she runs into the bathroom. It wasn't long before they heard the sound of water running and Spatial walks out.
o.0 (Everyone)
"Jacuzzi." she tells them in a 'what of it?' tone. For the record, yes they were already moved in and blah, blah, blah..it's called imagination people...USE IT! All of a sudden, a ringing was heard throughout the whole apartment. Nikki walks over to the telephone and picks it up.
"Hello, or as I like to say, Moshi Moshi? ...yeah, of course I remember, they're my family idiot...sorry sir...tonight? Isn't that a little too soon? I don't care if you've been waiting for years to do this...like I said...I DON'T CARE! FINE BE LIKE THAT! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO!" Nikki slams down the phone angrily and looks back at everyone who's like this 'o.0'
"Katsura wants me to call my family and form an alliance...tonight. You guys are comin with...whether you like it or not. Lemme call and set up an appointment." she picks up the phone again and dials a number and sits on the counter. (The phone is in the kitchen)
"Oh, hi...Ella...yeah, it's Nikki...back from the land of the dead...of course I'm for real! Oh yeah, if I weren't real, then how's come I know that when I was 10 and my hampster ran away, you told me that the hampster liberation force came and took Corky away...see? I am alive...again. I know, I'm just a bitch who refuses to die...listen I need to set up an appointment with dad...no, to form an alliance with my new boss...Tch, yeah, of course I'm still working for you guys, heritage sis, learn to love it...okay, tonight? Still at Club Elixir? Okay! See ya!" Nikki hangs up and does a little moonwalk/victory dance in the kitchen...that is, until she knocked over the trash can and fell along with it.
(-.-) (Everyone) Nikki stands up and brushes some loose hairs out of her face.
"I'm fine." she says, like nothing happened at all, "I'm cool, I'm fine. Anyway, Batts.."
"Don't call me that." Battousai growls.
"Whatever, do you..."
"Yes, I know where Club Elixir is."
"Would you let me finish? Actually no, I have nothing more to say. Just lemme change." Nikki runs into her bedroom and five minutes later, she comes back out wearing black hip-huggers, a white tanktop with a picture of a skull with a black rose sticking in through it's left eye and coming out of the right side of it's mouth right on her chest. Over that, she wore a black trenchcoat and on her right wrist she wore a white wristband with the same logo on it as was on her shirt. She also wore black almost to the knee boots and blah, blah, blah you get the drift.
"Let us go!" she yells cutely, jumping on Kenshin's back. Kaoru smacks her across the head.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Kaoru asks her, "You're going to meet your family...in that getup?"
"It's my logo withing the mafia." Nikki says defensively, "And if you don't respect it...you'll get shot."
O.O (Everyone)
"By who? You?"
"Uncle Bueno...actually."
"Oh."
"Yah, he's 60."
"Oh. Can I have a logo?"
"Sure. I'll ask him to make you one."
"Sweetness!" Kaoru strikes a victory pose.
"Uh, Kao, don't take my word."
"Heh, sorry." the victory pose drops here., "Well, should we change? I mean, we're obviously gonna meet some people who are important to you and..."
"Kao.." Nikki interrupts, " You worry too much. They wouldn't care if you walked in butt naked."
"WHAT!"
"They have seen weirder...and uglier."
"Oh girl, you better run!" Kaoru balls her hands into fists and begins chasing Nikki around the apartment.
Once Kao and Nikki had settled down and Battousai managed to get them into his Lamborghini:
"'Scuse me." Nikki says, leaning up over into the front seat and switching on the radio. Some rap music comes on and Nikki sits back down, her head bobbing to the beat.
"Nikki, care to translate what we're listening to?"
"It's gettin hot in here (so hot), I'll take off all my clothes. I am getting so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off..."
"OH MY GOD! SHUT UP! NO! NO MORE! CHANGE IT KAORU!"
"You asked Spatial." Nikki says, shrugging her shoulders. Spatial grabs Nikki and begins to tickle her (you know, you tickle someone when they annoy you for payback. IT'S WHAT MY FRIENDS AND I DO! SO DROP IT AND JUST READ! Ariel: They probably didn't care anyway Nikki. Me: Oh, then, Never mind)
"RAPE...ha ha...RAPE! RAPE!...hahahaha.." Nikki yells, while being tickled to death. And poor Kenshin was caught in the middle of this. (Spatial Kenshin and Nikki were sitting in the backseat and Battousai and Kaoru were in the front)
"It's hard to rape the willing Nikki." (My gym teacher really said that when some guy was trying to wrestle the basketball from me in gym and I was screaming rape) Battousai tells her, pulling into Club Elixir's parking lot. Once Battousai had his hands off the steering wheel, Nikki gave him a good punch across the head.
"Park in the back, you dick." she tells him, sitting back down.
"Why?"
"Just shut up and do it."
Once they were all parked and situated:
Nikki walks up to the back door of the club and pounds on it furiously. A big burly bouncer opens the door, practically ripping it off the hinges, and glowers down at them. He asks them a question in a foreign language and Nikki replies, speaking rapidly and fluently in the same language. Her tone was not pleasant, and neither was his. The second time the bouncer spoke, his voice sounded softer, and a little surprised. Her voice softened as well. After another exchange of words, they both begin laughing and they hug eachother. Nikki breaks off the hug and turns back around to her friends.
"We can go in." she tells them. They walk inside and Nikki begins to lead them down a long hallway.
"What language were you speaking?" Kaoru asks her.
"Italian." was Nikki's only reply.
"Why?"
"The mafia's native tongue. But because of my decent, I need to know Spanish as well."
"You have Spanish decent?" Spatial asks, catching up to her.
"We're here." Before anyone could do anything, a blonde woman who was around 26, with sapphire blue eyes to match Nikki's and the graceful figure of a dancer, practically rips the door open and immediately crushes Nikki in a hug.
"Hi hun!" she yells happily.
"Hey Ella!" Nikki yells back, equally happy. She turns around, literally beaming, to face the gang. "Guys, this is my sis, Auriela Amelia Hirote. You can call her Ella." Ella smiles and bows at them and Kenshin bows back (he's the polite one).
"Nice to meet you all." Auriela says in a gentle voice, "But you got it wrong Nikki."
"Eh?"
"My last name isn't Hirote anymore."
"It's not?"
"Nope. It's Mrs. Auriela Amelia Hirote-Niwa (D.N.Angel fans...shut up.) Damien and I got married."
"No way."
"Way." Nikki and Auriela let out a squeal and begin hugging eachother again, jumping up and down in circles while laughing happily. (Everyone else is either sweatdropping or feeling left out) While this was going on, four more people walk in. The oldest male had waist-length black hair and Kurama green eyes (I named the shade of green Kurama has for his eyes Kurama Green LOL.). The second male had hazel eyes and black hair that was slicked black who looked like a younger version of Antonio Banderas. (The guy who played Zorro and the dad in Spy Kids). The third male had dirty blonde hair with bangs that fell into a set of sapphire blue/Kurama green eyes, (There's that name again.)and the female looked like the oldest male except her hair only down to her shoulder blades. (And she looks like a girl...duh). Spatial and Kaoru were staring at the guys (I say guys because they're all adults) like O.O and likewise with Kenshin and Battousai for the girl.
"Damien, Jason, meet your sister-in-law Nikki. Nikki meet Damien, my husband," the male with black hair and green eyes inclines his head slightly toward Nikki, "and Jason, Ryu's husband..er wife...WHICH ONE ARE YOU! I NEVER GET IT STRAIGHT!"
"I'm the wife." the blonde states flatly.
"The wife, must remember." Spatial's jaw drops to the floor (not literally).
"YOU'RE GAY?" she shouts at the two remaining males (Ryu's the Antonio Banderas looking one)
"What of it?" Ryu asks, glaring at her (he has a Spanish accent).
"Nothing," she says quickly, "Don't worry. I've seen weirder. Not that your being gay is weird or anything. I think it's great that you're married! Seriously, no, you shouldn't be ashamed. You have a right to be gay! Damn Bush for wanting to outlaw gay marriages anyway (not Spatial's comment, my own...If anybody disses me for feeling like that, you can burn in hell. I'm not gay or anything. I just know someone who is and they're really nice and you shouldn't make fun of gay people just because they like the same gender. If you don't like it, piss off. I am damn serious.)...am I saying too much?" Spatial finally noticed that everyone was staring at her, mouths slightly open, and Jason's eyebrow was twitching slightly.
"Anyway," Auriela continues, "The only other female is Mina. Surely you remember your almost twin sis." Mina bows her head and curtsies very prettily. "Mina, Ryu, I know you know who Nikki is, yes, she is back."
"Really?" Mina asks excitedly, "You mean it? For real? You aren't just visiting or anything?"
"I'm for real!" Nikki says. Mina runs up and hugs her,
"Welcome back sweet pea." Ryu says, rubbing Nikki affectionately on the back.
"Now, Nikki who are these people you brought with you?"
"Oh, yes." Nikki steps back from Mina's hug. "Guys, this is Kaoru Kamiya" Kaoru nods and smiles at them, "The one who blabs on and on is Spatial." Spatial sheepishly nods and lets out a small 'hi', "Stone face over there is Battousai." "Hn." "That's nice, and the amethyst eyed one is Kenshin." Kenshin bows again.
"Sessha is pleased to meet you, that he is."
"What's up with the formal language." Jason whispers to Kaoru. She only shrugs.
"Oh my god! The family's all together and they're not fighting." A man with messy black hair and sapphire eyes, who really was forty but looked to be in his late 20's, covered with thin-rimmed glasses and wearing a suit (Think Shigure from Fruits Basket) walks into the room. He stops by Auriela and looks at her, "You're not pregnant? Are you? Or you?" he asks Jason.
"Is something wrong with dad?" Nikki asks out loud.
"Yeah," Ryu retorts, "He didn't ask if you were." Nikki begins chasing Ryu around the room Nikki's dad walks up to Battousai.
"I'm Emilio Hirote, and you are?"
"Battousai. I work for Katsura."
"And he wants to form an alliance with my mafia."
"Yes sir, he does."
"And after he killed my wife, he thinks I will?"
"Yes...dad..." Nikki chokes out, while being held in a headlock by Ryu, "He...does...please?"
"If it's so important to my sweet pea, then fine. Tell him I will."
"Wow, you really had to twist his arm off." Kaoru says sarcastically. Emilio glares at her.
"Sorry sir." Kaoru quickly apologizes.
"You're Kaoru Kamiya, aren't you?" he asks her.
"Uh, yeah...why?" Emilio pushes a button on the intercom on his desk (they're inside his office).
"Take Miss Kamiya off our hit list." he tells the person on the other line.
"Right away sir." the person says.
O.O (Kaoru) Nikki sweatdrops while putting Ryu in a choke hold.
"Dad, what did I say about trying to do my friends off?"
"I didn't know!" Emilio yells innocently, "Be thankful Kamiya, two more weeks and you would've been sleepin with the fishes."
O.O (Kaoru)
"Now that this is all settled," Auriela says happily, "Wanna come clubbing with us?"
"Uh, Ella, we are hardly dressed to go clubbing."
"You can borrow some of our clothes!" Auriela yells enthusiastically, "So, how bout it?"
"Okay." Kaoru agrees, "We'll go."
"I love how you volunteer me." Battousai mutters. Kaoru beams at him.
"YAY! CLUBBING!" Nikki yells punching Ryu to the ground.
Me: OMG, nine fricken pages. That is like, a new record. You better R and R or else your hide is mine. I would've stopped sooner but you people would've probably throttled me if I didn't type stuff about Nikki's family..so for my safety, and yours...I continued. IF I SO MUCH AS GET ONE PIECE OF CRITICISM...heh, joke. Constructive criticism is always appreciated.