Me: And I'm back.(YAAAAAAAAAAAWN)
Ariel: Nice to know you're so enthused.
Me: Ain't it though? Actually, I'm just tired seeing as I've been having trouble sleeping lately...oh well, And Derek...Derek?
Derek: X.X
Me: OH NO! GAAAHHH! WHAT HAPPENED! NOOOOO! T.T
Ariel: Oh boy.
Me: And I (sniff)...still (sniff)...needed him...(sniffle)...for this chappie so (sniff)...Luna...(sniff)...could make...(sniff)...DEATH THREATS! T.T (bursts into sobs)
Ariel: Her "little friend" is visiting...Warning: Violent moodswings included.
Me: GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT WOMAN! (throttling Ariel)
Ariel: No, none, none at all! (Sweatdropping)
BAM! (That was a door being slammed open)
"LUNA! WHAT THE HELL!"
"Oh! Did I scare you? I'm so sorry!" Luna crushes Nikki in a hug.
"Ow, Luna...stomach...need...air..."
"Oh! Sorry!" Luna lets go, "Oh and by the way, you're being transferred."
"WHAT!" Battousai grabs Luna by the stethoscope and yanks her to him(Me: LOL), "YOU WANT TO MOVE THEM! IN THIS CONDITION! ARE YOU NUTS!"
"Well, seeing as I've just eaten a whole can of Planter's Peanuts...sure! I guess so! Heh, heh, heh."
"DON'T 'HEH, HEH, HEH' ME WOMAN! AND WHY, WHERE, AND WHEN?"
"Yeesh Batts, violent much." Nikki takes a sip of water.
"DON'T CALL ME BATTS!"
"And to answer your questions," Luna takes a pen out of her bun and writes something else down on her clipboard, "Why, can't say, where, Katsura's hospital, and when.."Luna checks her watch, "As of right now, in five minutes." Nikki looks over Luna's shoulder and reads what she wrote.
"HAHA OW! HAHAHAHAH...OW! HAHAHA!"
"WHAT NOW!"
"SHE WROTE..Teehee...SHE WROTE! HAHAHA!" So her patient wouldn't kill herself trying to come out with the answer, Luna faces the clipboard toward Batts. Here's what it said:
Note to self: If ever I have Battousai Himura as a patient...have him restrained until release date.
(-.-) (Battousai)
"I think you've had one too many pain medications Nikki." Kaoru gives Nikki a noogie.
"Maybe..."
"2 minutes guys."
"WHAT!"
"Get dressed and meet me by Batts's car in a few."
10 minutes later...
The girls had met the guys at the front desk. Kaoru and Spatial were walking just fine..but Nikki was hunched over, gripping her stomach.
"Nikki-dono, are you sore?" Kenshin asks, walking over and wrapping one of her arms around his shoulders and his other arm around her waist.
"Sore..." Nikki looks up at him with a 'are-you-fucking-kidding-me' look, "I was sore five minutes ago, now...IT'S SEARING PAIN!" Kenshin rubs his ear, because she was yelling right in his ear.
"Nikki, calm down, yeesh." Kaoru rubs her aching head, "Alright, lets get going." Everyone nods and Kenshin picks up Nikki before they begin walking.
"Kenshin! What the hell are you doing! Put me down!"
"Sorry Nikki-dono. Stop struggling or you'll open your wounds again!"
O.O (Everyone)
"Kenshin yelled.." Soujiro starts.
"Kenshin never yells." Battousai finishes.
"Snozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz." Everyone turns around and looks at a now asleep Spatial, who was still standing up.
(-.-) (Everyone)
"You know you're tired when..." Kaoru states flatly, "No really, someone should wake her up."
"Oh! Let me!"
"Promise you won't hurt her Nikki?"
"I promise."
"Or yourself?"
"I fucking promise! Okay!"
"Okay then."
"OH MY GOD SPATIAL! SOUJIRO'S CRYING! GO HUG HIM! GO GO GO!" Spatial's eyes snap open.
"WHAT? NOOOOOOOOO!" she glomps Soujiro and crushes him in a hug.
"-.- Nikki..." Kaoru growls.
"What? You didn't say anything about Soujiro!" Kaoru glares at her friend and they resume walking.
"Christ Spatial, I think you broke a rib." Soujiro lets out a small wince and rubs his side.
"Yeah Spatial, yeesh."
"Nikki." Kenshin stops walking right beside Spatial.
"Yes?" Spatial pokes Nikki's wound and all was silent until...
"GGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! I'LL FREAKING KILL YOU!"
"And my work here is done."
At Katsura's Medical Ward when Everyone is all Settled in...
Of course Kaoru was in a bed between Spatial and Nikki so they wouldn't kill eachother or die trying. Spatial was trying to get some more sleep, ignoring the unusually loud noises in the hallway, Nikki was waiting for Kenshin to get back so she could chew his ass off about carrying her to the Lamborghini, and Kaoru was waiting for some Tylenol to get rid of this oncoming headache. All of a sudden the door bursts open, scaring the pants off of everyone.
"Hey Jou-chan, Sex Kitten, and Wave Girl!"
"OMG! SANOUSKE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OUT!" Sanouske meets a barrage of pillows as thrown by Nikki.
"HEY WATCH IT! JESUS CHRIST!" Sanouske was doing a mad dance trying to avoid the pillows, "What the hell are you doin Sex Kitten!"
"TRYING TO GET YOU OUT!" a lamp crashes into the wall behind Sanouske. Misao pops out of nowhere and pulls Sanouske on the ear.
"Didn't I tell you to wait for us you damned rooster?"
"OW! Weasel watch it! OW! OW!"
"Oh really you two, what is it now?" Aoshi grumbles, rubbing his forehead trying to get rid of the headache they gave him on the way there.
"Well Sanouske," Misao tugs a little harder here, "Just popped out of nowhere scaring the pants off of everybody."
"Sano..."
"I missed them! And I especially missed picking on sex kitten!"
"I am NOT a sex kitten! I am a virgin! V-i-r-g-n!"
"Nikki, we really need to work on your spelling."
"Shut up Kaoru, it's pain medication induced!"
"Ah ha! I was right! You are a druggie!"
"SHUT UP SANOUSKE!" A vase finally makes contact with the back of Sanouske's head.
"I am TRYING to get some sleep here!" Spatial yells.
"Yeah, but didya have to throw A VASE!"
"YES! BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T SHUT UP!"
"I'M EXCITED SO SUE ME!"
"YOU'RE ON DRUGS! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!"
"I DO HAVE PRINCIPLES YOU KNOW!"
"Yeah, and that's why you bang Megumi every night." Spatial mutters.
"YOU SAY SOMETHING WAVE GIRL!"
"Eh, No, nothing!"
"ALL OF YOU STOP FIGHTING SO I CAN EAT WHAT THEY CALL A MEAL IN PEACE!"
O.O (Everyone but Kaoru who starts eating her lunch (Me: Hospital food, yucky. I should know, when my mom had her gallbladder taken out, we ate supper in the hospital cafeteria...))
"Nikki-dono, Sessha is back, that he is." Kenshin pops his head inside the room.
"Oh, hey Kenshin."
"Notice how he reports to only her." Sanouske mutters.
CRASH!
Vase two is smashed into little pieces. It's a good thing Sanouske has inhuman toughness otherwise he's be dead by now.
"What the heck does that mean gay ass rooster!" Sanouske stands up and grabs Nikki by the collar of her pajamas (she refuses to wear a hospital gown)
"Be grateful you're injured bitch, otherwise I'd kill you on the spot." Nikki glares back, equally deadly.
"It's because I'm injured that I did that you stupid cock."
"That's it!" Sanouske gets ready to punch her lights out, but Kenshin stops his fist before it connects with her face.
"Both of you, KNOCK IT OFF!" he yells.
O.O (everyone)
"Sanouske..." Nikki gasps, "What...did...you...do?"
"Your mother."
"WHAT?" Nikki takes out a kunai from the top of her pajamas and stands up, "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!"
"I said I did her! There happy?" She lunges at him with her kunai and stops millimeters from his forehead. With an angry grunt she throws the kunai down and turns her back to him.
"You're not worth it." she mutters. Mina pokes her head into the room.
"Nikki-kun." she calls, "You forgot something back at home."
"Oh, and what's that?" Mina hands her her purple stuffed bunny. Nikki lets out a squeak and immediately hugs it.
"You still sleep with stuffed animals?" Sanouske asks, puzzled. Mina and Nikki glare at Sanouske.
"Esto es su amigo Sanouske?" Mina asks Nikki, her tone a mocking one and her Spanish accent perfect.
"Desgraciadamente, sí." Nikki replies flatly.
"El es un bullshitter grande." Nikki and Mina begin to giggle at Mina's latest comment.
"Well thanks, I guess." Sanouske was completely confused.
(-.-) (Nikki and Mina)
"Qué un idiota." Mina says.
"Sí." Nikki agrees. (Me: Ahem, for translations, go to the Mafia hospital...
Derek walks in and notices Luna at the front desk.
"Hey Luna," he waves at her, "Listen, I'm gonna go visit Nikki, she knows I'm coming, kay?"
"No, it's not okay." Derek stops walking and turns around.
"And why not?"
"She was transferred. Along with her friends."
"WHAT?" Derek slams his hands down on the front desk, "Where?"
"Can't say," Luna casually begins flipping through the pages on her clipboard, "It violates doctor-patient confidentiality."
"Listen woman," Derek grabs her by the collar of her shirt and quite violently yanks her to him, "I'm gonna wipe that smug grin off your face unless you tell me now!"
"What, so you can kill them?" Luna's smirk only grows wider when she sees the shocked/pissed look on his face, "Yeah, I heard your little phone conversation."
"You little bitch." he grabs Luna right behind the jawbone and yanks her face up so that they're looking eye-to-eye. Luna lets out a small wince. His nails were digging deep into her skin and drawing blood.
"Listen to me," he growls, "I will kill them and no one, not you, not Nikki's precious daddy, or they're little boyfriends can stop me."
"Maybe not," Luna growls back, "But if you even try to hurt those people and I hear about it, I will personally cut off your dick and display it along with your severed head in the mafia lobby."
Derek harshly yanks her closer to him, digging his nails deeper into the skin behind Luna's jawbone.
"Listen to me woman. If you think I'm afraid, you're wrong. Fear is not in my vocabulary."
"No," Luna smirks, "It may not be, but I see it in your eyes." Derek's eyes widen in shock for a moment, but they soon return to their normal glare and he slices his nails down Luna's neck, leaving four gashes on each side pouring out blood steadily, and leaves. A nurse walks out and sees Luna sitting on the floor, with trails of blood staining the collar and shoulders of her lab coat red.
"Miss Luna." she runs up and helps Luna stand up, "Are you alright? What happened?" Luna pats her hand comfortingly and gives her a reassuring smile.
"Don't worry, a patient just kinda got out of hand. I'll be fine." Luna looks up at the ceiling and smiles. Yup, she would be fine indeed. She had won this battle for the guys, but she hadn't won the war.
Me: (yawns again) Hopefully the reviewers will spare Derek some pain seeing as Luna outsmarted his ass.
Ariel: Don't count on it.
Me: (sighs) I know. Ah well, review responses! And be sure to check out what else I have at the bottom too! Very enjoyable! (I made it, by the way)
inuwolf04- Heh, well, she didn't necessarily kick his butt, but she did outwit him and nearly make him piss his pants...does that count? LOL
blueangel-maggie1723- Angel: (leans over Lou with a worried look on her face) Lou-san? Are you okay? (Taps on Lou's forehead) Naoko: You know what they say Angel, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Me: Eh? What did I do with Battousai? And yes, I love Green Day, I have American Idiot on CD and it's the uncensored verison. LOL. And to do my maniacal laugh...HIT IT DEVIL! Devil: (lets out a long maniacal laugh)
Jou-chan- Well, Sou didn't let him through the door, he burst in. Heh, does that count? LOL
Lady Inari- Hey! What the! THAT WAS NOT NICE! Derek I could care less about, but dodging me I think you bruised me! (I bruise WAAAY to easily) And yes, I am evil. I am very evil! WAHAHAHAHAHA!
Evil-chan- You bang your head on stuff to cure boredom/headaches too? SWEET! I swear we are twins. Like you, I am a hug fiend. I've already mentally scarred my brother. You know how? Doing DDR in a tanktop. I actually look pretty in a tanktop (2 guys in gym said so) but you know, seeing your sister like that...it's just mind scarring. LOL! And Derek will die...soon.
Universal Fighter- Hmm, you know, I have no idea how you hurt your leg either. And I can get nicer. I bought my friend a Hiei plushie just for the hell of it...that's how nice I get. And why would you want Kenshin and Batts to switch...it's more fun this way! Babysitting sucks...but I get paid twenty bucks for it...so Nyah! (Hugs you) Get better soon! Oh, and you might want to show your bros (heaven forbid not your dad) what I have down underneath this...
FOR ALL REVIEWERS/READERS:
A PARENT'S GUIDE TO CHILDREN WHO ARE ANIME OBSESSED (Made by an anime lover for the parent's of anime lovers)
(Note: This is for parents of the anime obsessed. It is a guide to help you understand your child or children and learn what to say and what not to say so you will not offend them. Parents of the not anime obsessed (those poor, poor, poor people) just ignore this and go on with the meaningless task you were doing before you stumbled upon this.)
1. Do NOT insult your child/children's anime. It will offend them and soon others might be wiping your blue blood off the walls and your child/children will be hauled off to prison. If you have any insults, keep them to yourself, or write them down, seeing as anime insults are a very touchy subject with us.
2. If you child starts talking about anime, or some other thing about Japan that you don't understand, don't fret, just nod and pretend to get what they're saying. It makes them very happy that you're trying to understand them and it only wastes about half an hour of your time anyway.
3. If you see your child staring at a picture of what looks like a girl dressed in a guy's clothing, chances are it IS a guy. If you are ever unsure on what gender a certain anime character is, do NOT say a word, seeing as child is very sensitive about parents getting anime genders wrong.
4. If you see your female child staring at a picture of what looks like a girl, do not worry, she is not gay, chances are it is a guy who looks like a girl because the creator wanted it to be that way and because it makes the anime cooler.
5. If you walk in the room and your child is on the internet, and they quickly minimize the screen, do not worry, they are not doing anything inappropriate, they just want to spare YOU of the mind-scarringness that they may be looking up/reading.
6. Do NOT be surprised if your child starts talking in Japanese. Just nod and smile when they tell you something. Also, do not try to get them to stop, they will defy you anyway. TO THE PARENTS OF BRATS AND/OR TROUBLE MAKERS: Beware, some of the things they say, words such as "Baka" or "Hentai" could be insults so be careful with this rule.
7.Do not be surprised if your child dyes their hair in funky colors and starts dressing the anime way. This is very cool and it will make them very happy if you say so. Hey, it's only a little white lie. The Lord won't condemn you for that if it makes your child happy.
8. Expect your child to blow their money on manga, DVD's, or video games. It is normal. Do not worry, they will not do this in the future because anime teaches us about using our resources wisely and how to spend money. It may not seem it to you, but we have a deeper understanding of it.
9. Remember it's Inu-yasha Say it with me : Ee-noo-yash-uh. Very good.
10. This is NOT a phase and we will NOT grow out of it. Do not try to break us of it by setting rules against it because it will never work. Rules are meant to be broken, that's why we have them anyway. If you do not like your child/children liking anime, too bad. I guess it will haunt you for the rest of your life (or at least until your child moves out anyway).
And so concludes the parent's guide to the anime obsessed. If you have any questions or comments, ask your child, not me. Be prepared to have a lot of stuff said to you that you know very little or nothing at all about. Good day and good luck.
Me: Thankies and enjoy! R and R please!