Me: Another day, another chappie. I got myself grounded...so that explains the abundance of chappies being posted.
Ariel: HAHAHA! SUCKER!
Me: (bops Ariel on the head) Shut up. You get grounded more often than me anyway. But to you readers...ENJOY THE ABUNDANCE OF CHAPPIES YA'LL!
In AP Calc...
"Why are we here again?" Kaoru sighs.
"Because Nikki, we tested into this subject."
"Well that fucking sucks. Why would we do that? And how the hell did Sanouske get in here anyway?" Kaoru slams her head down on her desk again. The nausea still didn't pass, even after spending all of first period making friends with the toilet.
"I blame you." she tells Kenshin, out of the blue.
"Oro?" Kaoru slams her head down again.
"Kaoru, honey, I seriously think you should go home." Battousai places a hand on Kaoru's shoulder.
"Oh what? So my mom can go a Florence Nightingale on me and start making me cinnamon toast with the crusts cut off and try to let some zinc dissolve on my tongue making me gag a whole bunch then go down to the store and buy me a king size pack of Skittles just to make up for it?"
"Did someone say Skittles?" Nikki's head perks up.
"Yes Nikki, they're giving them away for free down at the cafeteria." Kaoru mutters sarcastically.
"SWEET!" Nikki bolts out the door.
"How thick do you get?"
"Apparently pretty thick...wait, did you say Skittles?" the teacher bolts out the door.
(-.-) (The whole class)
At Lunch...
"KAORU KAMIYA! YOU LIED TO ME! HOW COULD YOU!" Nikki begins crying.
"It's your own fault for being stupid enough to actually believe me." Kaoru mumbles.
"BUT YOU KNOW HOW OBSESSIVE I AM ABOUT SKITTLES!"
"That's exactly why I said what I said."
"Mean bitch." Nikki opens her chicken broth, "Here, have some Kao. It might help." She hands Kaoru the chicken broth and a spoon.
"Thanks. But what about you?" Nikki opens up a bottle of water.
"What about me? I've had chicken broth and water for the past four days. If I eat anymore, I myself might spend a whole period with my head stuck in a toilet." Spatial pushes her tray of "food" away.
"Thanks Nikki, I've now lost my appetite. And it's chili dog day too." Everyone looks at Sanouske, who was literally scarfing chili dogs and then at eachother.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S CHILI DOG DAY!" Nikki yells. The whole cafeteria goes into pandemonium.
"RUUUUUUNNN! RUN FOR THE SAKE OF BREATHING CLEAN AIR!" Everyone runs out of the cafeteria, leaving Sanouske there, alone.
"Was it something I did?" he asks the air.
Japanese History...
The teacher walks in.
"Sorry, I'm late. I had a meeting and-Why the HELL does it reek in here?" he asks. Everyone scoots their desks away from Sanouske.
"Was it chili dog day again?" Everyone scoots their desks away some more., "I guess so. Oh well, we must learn."
"WHYYYYY!" Nikki cries out mournfully, "WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE KEEP STUFFING KNOWLEDGE DOWN OUR THROATS!" She slams her head down on her desk and begins to cry.
"Someone's on PMS." Spatial mutters softly.
"Because Nikki, it's called school, where your brain will rot for the next few months and then four years more for college..get used to it."
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she jumps up infront of the teacher and grabs his collar and begins shaking him, "WHY SENSEI! WHY, WHY, WHY!"
"Indeed why." the teacher says, in a very much like Kurama voice, while being shaken by his quite violent student. Three people had to restrain Nikki before she killed her teacher.
Detention...
"Why am I here?"
"Because," the detention monitor says, "You were disruptive in class."
"Oh, that's all?" Nikki asks, "Well then, goodnight." She slams her head down on her desk and falls asleep.
Me: Next chapter of randomness, done. ONWARD TO THE OTHER! (Note: I warned you people)