Me: HAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE TYPING CHAPPIES! (does a funky dance)

Ariel: You should be doing your Algebra homework, you know.

Me: I know! But Algebra, like school, is evil. Besides, systems of equations by using elimination is easy! DON'T OWN A THING! (glomps a poor, unsuspecting Battousai)


"WHAT! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! O.O" Spatial grabs Nikki by the collar and begins shaking her furiously. Kenshin runs up and separates Spatial from her friend before she kills her. He then slaps her across the face and the screaming stopped.

"Get a hold on yourself woman! No on is going to die!" he yells.

"Who's going to die?" Shannon asks, hugging the teddy bear and Nikki's purple bunny closer to her.

"No one's going to die hun." Nikki comfortingly pats Shannon on the head.

"Oh, okay." Spatial grabs a pencil out of nowhere and pokes Nikki with it. Nikki turns completely pale and lets out a scared scream.

"What? It's just a pencil!" Nikki grabs it and breaks it into tiny little pieces.

"DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" she yells.

O.O (Spatial)

"Um, sorry?"

"Damn straight!"

"You're scared of a pencil?" Battousai says smacking his forehead.

"Yes! Think about it! A pencil is wood! It is considered a stake! I am a half vampire! PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER!"

"WOW! I know one of Nikki's weaknesses!" Nikki glares at Spatial.

"And I know yours...so don't even try it."

O.O (Spatial)

"Anywho, what about Kao? I think we should go tell her where we're staying."

"True, true. TO THE LAMBORGHINI!" Everyone stampedes over Battousai to his car.

"Why am I the one always driving?"

At Kaoru's House...

Nikki kicks the door open.

"I've always wanted to do that." she says with a stupid grin. Mrs. Kamiya pokes her head into the foyer.

"Oh, hello you guys. Kaoru told me that you were alive again. Congrats."

"Thanks Mrs. K."

"Kaoru's up in her room. Don't mind Yahiko, he's having a friend over. And Sano's here too."

"On second thought." Battousai grabs Nikki by the collar just as she's about to walk out of the house.

"Oh no. This was your idea Nikki." He literally drags her upstairs to Kaoru's room, with everyone following behind and sweatdropping. Sanouske and Kaoru look up when Battousai kicks the door down.

"Hey! Look who came to see you Raccoon! If it isn't Sex Kitten and Wave Girl!" he looks down at Shannon and stands up, "Well hello there, who might you be little girl?"

"AAAY-YAH!" Shannon kicks him in the crotch. Sanouske falls down clutching his "pride".

"OW! SHIT! FUCK! DAMN! OWWW!" The screams of pain continue.

"I have taught you well." Nikki and Shannon bow toward eachother. A few screams of pain and moments later, Kenshin had explained what went on in the last chapter to Kaoru and Sanouske.

O.O (Both)

"Wooooow, someone's trying to do off Sex Kitten!" Sanouske angrily stands up, "What's goin on! You owe someone somethin! Listen if you need me to beat anyone up for you Sex Kitten, just say the word and I'll..."

"Sano, I don't want you beat anyone up. Just take care of Kaoru and Spatial. Oh, by the way, how ya feeling Kao?"

"Fine, thanks. Much better than earlier today at school."

"Kewl!" Shannon tugs on the hem of Nikki's shirt.

"Sissy?"

"Yes Shannon?" Shannon points to the door. Yahiko and his friend were standing there, staring at Nikki and Spatial with those I'm-going-goo-goo-ga-ga-over-this-chick eyes (Me: -.- I hate that look)

"Shit," Nikki mutters to Spatial, "Oversexed adolescents...never a good thing." Spatial nods in agreement.

"Yahiko, of course you remember Nikki and Spatial." Kaoru shoots them a smug look.

"HELL YEAH! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THEY WERE BABES!"

O.O (Nikki and Spatial) Yahiko's friend walks up beside Spatial and begins "checking her out".

"I get tall, brunette, and curvy." he says. Spatial leans away from his hungry stare.

"You'll get nothing," she tells him, "and you'll like it."

"Foxy too."

"Yahiko! Take your freaky friend out of my room and leave!" Kaoru yells, "You aren't supposed to be here!"

"What? No way ugly!" Kaoru's face turns red.

"Yahiko! LEAVE!" Nikki yells.

"Alright, but I'll be back for you darling." they walk out slamming the door behind them.

"Oh no he didn't! (Didn't being pronounced: did-int)" Nikki glares at the door. Yahiko opens it back up and sticks his head in.

"Oh yes he did! (Did being pronounced di-id two syllables people)" Yahiko quickly slams the door shut before Nikki could even begin chasing him. Kenshin catches her around the waist just as she takes off. Yahiko pokes his head back in.

"You know, you look sexy when you're mad." Nikki's face turns even redder and she starts struggling more.

"OUT!" everyone yells.

"I hate chaos." Kaoru mutters, "Nikki, don't get too worked up 'kay? Kenshin, let her go."

"Sure."

"No!" Nikki puts her hands on Kenshin's arm to stop him from letting go, "If you let me go, I'll kill the little runt...and I will enjoy it. Besides, I like being in your arms."

"Alright then Nikki. Have it your way, stay in my arms for all eternity."

"Fine then, I will."

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

"Be like that!"

"I will!" Kenshin sticks his tongue out at Nikki and vice versa. Then they both smile and begin laughing.

"Ahhh, private lover's jokes. I just love em!" Battousai and Kaoru begin laughing too.

"Hey, Kamiya! Shut up! No one ever said that we were lovers!"

"Are you?"

"Well, uh-maybe-I mean-erm-I DON'T KNOW! It's up to Kenshin I guess!"

"Kenshin?"

"Yes, we are." Nikki turns red.

"I always liked it when you blushed." Kenshin buries his nose in the crook of Nikki's neck, "You're so cute when you're flustered." Nikki blushes a deeper shade of red, if at all possible. Both couples start laughing again. Sanouske lets out a yawn and stretches, wrapping his arm around Spatial's shoulders.

(-.-) (Spatial)

"Well, we wouldn't wanna feel like the third wheels, now would we..sooo..." Spatial punches him across the nose.

"Don't get too full of yourself stupid cock. This girl is single and that's how she likes it. AND DO YOU PEOPLE MIND NOT DOING P.D.A!" Spatial yells at our two couples. (Note:P.D.A. is Public Display of Affection.)

"Eh? Sorry Spatial!" now it's Kaoru's turn to blush.

"God, I swear!"

"That's not nice!" Nikki yells. Spatial slaps her.

"Kiiids! Cookies!" Kaoru's mom yells from downstairs.

"SWEET!" Everyone runs downstairs.


Me: Lots of Sanouske bashing, LOL.