Me: Wooow, I've drank two cans of soda and eaten like a big bowl of ice-cream and popeyes(really good quare-shaped homemade noodles cooked in chicken broth...or beef broth) and I haven't felt like puking at all! Wait...(presses hand over her mouth) Okay, it passed.
Ariel: Maybe it would help if you didn't have THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY playing in the background!
Me: (shrugs) Hey, what can I say? It's a funny show, mindless and violent too...YAY VIOLENCE!
After scarfing the entire batch of cookies (Not to mention an occasional slap on Yahiko and his horny friend)... (back up in Kaoru's room)
"Oh god," Kaoru groans, laying down on her bed, "I feel ready to blow chunks again."
"Save some room in the toilet for me!" Nikki yells, sprinting up the stairs.
"I...cannot...believe...I...ate...as...much as I...did." Battousai collapses on the computer chair beside Kaoru's desk.
"I warned you people, but did you listen? Nooooo. No one listens to Kenshin."
"And what of it?" Nikki presses her hand over her mouth, "Shit, toilet!" In five seconds, she's gone.
"God Kao, does your mom poison your food?"
"Shut up, no!" Kaoru smacks Sanouske across the head.
42 minutes later...
Nikki FINALLY returns from the bathroom. Why 42 you may ask? Well, that's how long a whole period lasts in our school.
"That's strange." Nikki looks up from banging her head on a wall.
"What's strange Kenshin?"
"You're suffering from the same symptoms as Kaoru."
"Symptoms?"
"You know, puking for the equivalent of a school period, constantly banging your head on a wall, yellowish pale tinge to your face. Methinks there doth be something going on with the ladies."
"I'll call Luna." Battousai calls Luna about this and she comes over within the space of five minutes.
"HELLO HELLO!" she yells, kicking the door to Kaoru's room open with her steel-toed combat boot, "I'm heeere!" Nikki glares at Luna.
"Heheh, sorry." Luna opens the bag she was carrying and takes out a flashlight and an tongue depressor, "Say Ahhh. Yes, Nikki you, say ahhh." Nikki opens her mouth and Luna checks it out. She does a couple of other tests and then takes out the dreaded needle. "Last but not least, blood test!"
(-.-) (Nikki, as Luna's jamming the needle in her arm)
"Thank-you! Kamiya! You're up next!"
O.O (Kaoru)
5 Minutes later...
Luna went as fast as she came.
"Weird...yes." Kaoru mutters.
"She could've at least jammed the needle in gentler," Nikki mutters, rubbing the bruise forming on the fold of her elbow, "Ow." Then, the telephone rings.
(-.-) (Everyone)
"That'll be Luna with the results." Nikki picks up the phone and then a couple minutes later, hangs up, "Doesn't anyone say goodbye anymore?" she asks the phone angrily.
"Diagnosis?" Kaoru asks.
"Murder." Nikki replies flatly. She then starts laughing, "Get it? Hee, hee! There's a show called Diagnosis Murder. Hee, HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
(-.-) (Everyone)
"Corny joke Nikki."
"Hee, I know. But you gotta admit, it was kinda funny."
"No." Spatial growls.
"Aww, c'mon. Say it, say it!"
"NO!"
"Say it! You know you wanna!" Spatial grabs a pencil from Kaoru's desk and stabs Nikki in the shoulder with it. Nikki reels back screaming, ripping the pencil out of her shoulder, with smoke coming from the pencil and her arm.
"What the hell was that for!" Nikki yells, "You know I would never fucking do that to you!"
Nikki takes Spatial's special Mary Sue killing spork and stabs her with it. Now it's Spatial's turn for the screaming and the reeling and the pain.
"Nikki..."Kenshin starts off.
"SILENCO ELSTUPEDO!" Nikki yells at him in Spanish. (Dunno about the spelling, but that means 'shut up stupid' in Spanish.) Spatial rips the spork from her arm and chucks it at a wall. Unfortunately, Sanouske was leaning up against said wall and the spork stabbed the wall right through his hair.
(-.-) (Sanouske) "Nice Wave Girl." he mutters.
"Very nice!" Nikki and Spatial slap eachother a high five. (Me: LOLs! I'm listening to that one song I mentioned in an early chappie, you all know it, the one that goes "It's gettin hot in here (so hot) so take off all your clothes, I am getting so hot, I wanna take off all my clothes..." Yah, my dad got a CD with it on there and I'm listening to it for kicks. It's very good lemon music...)
"What the hell? Why don't I just have a target put all over me? 5O points if you hit Sanouske in the balls!"
"Okay, if you really want us to..." Nikki coos, slightly raising her 6-inch spike heeled boot, which made her 5' 7" anyway, with a playful gleam in her eyes.
"NO! GET AWAY!" Sanouske runs away and Nikki takes off after him.
"I never did find out what was wrong with me." Kaoru mutters.
5 minutes later...
A spike heel comes through the door.
"Shit!" everyone could hear Nikki yell through the door.
"Ya know Sex Kitten, you could use a door knob sometime."
"What is this door knob of which you speak?" Sanouske opens the door and Nikki is attached to it by the heel of her boot, which was about at shoulder level.
"You know, once you get your heel out of my door, you'll be the one fixing it." Nikki struggles to pull her heel out some more, before she lets out a tired sigh.
"Shut up Kao, I know." She accidentally jams her heel in the door some more and with that jam, a small blade comes out of the top of her boot. "DAMN! HOW ABOUT HELPING ME INSTEAD OF STARING AT ME WIDE-EYED YOU GUYS!" Everyone begins mumbling in agreement and by some miracle, helps Nikki get her heel out of the door.
"Thank-you."
"Didn't that hurt?"
"Didn't what hurt?"
"Having your leg stuck up like that for like, five minutes?"
"No, Spatial, if you must know, it didn't."
"Why?"
"Because Miss Nosy! I am somewhat of a contortionist!"
"There's no need to shout!" Kaoru yells at Nikki.
"I AM NOT SHOUTING!" she glares at the 'Oh really?' looks she's getting from everyone, "Okay! I am! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUT.." a trophy that was sitting on the doorframe in Kaoru's room falls on Nikki's head, knocking her out temporarily.
(-.-) (Everyone)
"There is a lesson to be learned from this, believe it or not, Shannon."
"Lemme guess Kaoru, never go around kicking doors because someday it's gonna come around and bite ya in the ass?"
"Smart kid, smaaaart kid."
Me: Actually, the girl's locker room door did slap me in the butt when I kicked it open one day. Needless to say, it got an extra kick after gym was done.
Ariel: So you thought you'd apply the principle here?
Me: YUPPERS! REVIEW RESPONSES!
Spatial- Yes, (give the spork a little tug, which is still in Derek's eye) Derek: OW! WATCH IT WOMAN! I WOULD STILL LIKE TO BE ABLE TO SEE! Me: SHUT UP! (Rips the spork out) Ew, (rips Derek's eye off the spork and shoves it back in it's socket) Here ya go. (Hands you your spork) Happy! (runs off singing 'So happy together!')
Jou-chan- You'll find out why she's sick next chappie...I think. YAY! TWO DUMB BLONDES! Not really, I'm only 50 percent...THANKS MOM!
Chigiri Ikeda- Aww, I'm sorry! (Hands you a tissue box) Don't worry, I like Sano too. In fact, next to Kaoru and Kenshin, he's my fav character in the whole series! JUST DON'T CRY ANYMORE! IT MAKES ME WANNA CRY! T.T
anim3angel143- Me: Awww! XD (hugs Ryushi) Soooo cute! Now there's someone I'd like you to meet! Angel...Angel? ANGEL! Angel: EH? WHAT? DID I NOT DO SOMETHING AGAIN! I'M SOO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY! Me: Angel, hun, it was nothing you did. Angel: (begins blushing) Oh, yes, sorry. (Bows) Hello anim3angel143-sama and Ryushi-sama. I am very pleased to meet you! (Smiles cutely) Me: Angel is so cool! (Glomps Angel) Angel: XD Hehehehehe... Me: I LOVE YOU! Angel: I love you too Nikki-chan. Me: YAY! FOAM PEANUTS! Mom got a package and I get the foam peanuts! FOAM PEANUTS MAKE ME HYPER! NOW WHERE'S MY CHEESE WHIZ! Oh, and I have a cousin who's nickname is Cheese Whiz because he eats Cheese Whiz straight from the can! I have a cousin named Mini Whiz too. LOLS!
blueangel-maggie1723- Me: Ouch. (Looks at Lou and winces) I've done that plenty of times. Poor Shannon! (Hugs Shannon) And as for Devil, leave her there, she'll wake up eventually. And you wouldn't want any guy in my school in your class on chili dog day...(shudders) (begins chasing after you who's chasing after Enishi, then stops and starts running in place beside you while you're on the bench) Man your stamina sucks. Must go retrieve main bad guy! Bye! (Starts chasing Enishi)
Evil-chan!- A dog that only cares about balls...is that just me, or does that sound wrong? Never seen the flying python thingie, and I have an apple tree and a peach tree...I love to climb both. And pine trees, lots of pine trees. A T.P.er's paradise. What's nine at your house is midnight at mine...we'd be in bed. We can have sweets at any time...even after nine...NYAH! (Runs away)