Me: Sooo, bored. Might as well work on another chappie.
Disclaimer: Haven't done this in a while. Ahem, Miss Mafia does not own Rurouni Kenshin or Spatial. She does, however, own the Hirote family, Derek, Shannon, and Luna.
The next day...
Everyone was at school, putting stuff away in their respective lockers, when Nikki comes running down the hall, loudly cursing the administration office. Kaoru sticks out her arm and clotheslines Nikki flat on her back, just as Nikki was running by her locker.
"What is wrong my ever oh-so-gentle friend?" Kaoru asks, hunching over Nikki.
"They moved my locker. Damned bitches." Nikki goes into bridge form (ahem, allow me to explain, it's when you're flat on your back and you put your hands up beside your head and lift your torso up so it's like in an arch)and kicks her legs up, gracefully doing a backflip to stand herself up. She then takes off in a dead sprint to her locker, which was on the whole other side of the building. She slams the door open and begins hurriedly putting her stuff in her locker, so she wouldn't be late for first period.
"Move your locker door woman." Nikki looks up at the guy who said that, and glares. He had waist-length black hair with silver highlights (Me: What is it with me and long black hair on a guy!)and cold ocean blue eyes. She glares at him. He was hot, but an ass.
"How about fucking waiting the two-point-five seconds it takes me to load this crap into my locker asshole?" she spits, her words coated with venom. He slams her locker door shut.
"I wait for no one. Especially not a pathetic half-blood like you." The bell rings and he smirks, "Looks like you were late after all." He puts on some sunglasses and walks off.
'Who the hell does he think he is?' Nikki was screaming inside her head, 'What an asshole! Shit! I'm already five minutes late!' She sprints down the hallway, jamming a sucker in her mouth along the way. The teacher opens the door before she could barrel through it and break something and Nikki trips over the first desk in the room, falling flat on her face.
"Nice woman, walk much."
'LORD NO! NOT HIM! ANYONE BUT HIM!' Nikki lifts up her face and brushes a few loose strands of hair from her face.
"As a matter of fact, I do jackass. In fact, I broke an old record in my last school for track, which is more than you've ever done no doubt."
"Oh? And what was it for? Tripping over the most beams (I have no idea what those thingies you jump over in track are called)? Or was it getting hit with the most discs? (Those thingies you throw in discus)"
"Why you son of a..." Nikki angrily stands up and grabs onto the guys collar, which was left unbuttoned and exposed some of his chest, and gets ready to punch his lights out. And she would've, if the teacher hadn't grabbed her fist in time.
"Miss Hirote, your previous teachers have warned me about you and I suggest you do not start off this semester in the wrong way." Nikki lets out an angry sigh and takes a seat by Spatial, who was giving her a '-.- nice' look, and the guy turns around and smirks at her. Nikki raises her middle finger and makes a kissy face at him.
"Miss Hirote!" Nikki snaps around and faces the teacher.
"Yes sensei?"
"Nice to see you've returned to reality. Welcome to your first day of Advanced Biology. Where for the first quarter, we will be studying the wonderful subject of reproduction." A few perverted hoots and cheers went out throughout the class. The guy grabs Nikki's attention again.
"What?" she angrily mouths to him. He sends her a telepathic image that let's just say, was not all too innocent or clean. Let's just say, if I described it, this fanfic would go from Teen to NC17. Her eyes go wide and her mouth drops.
'No, you're to innocent. How about we try something else?' he then sends her an image of a "missionary". Nikki stands up and lets out a shriek.
"YOU SICK SON OF A..."
"Miss Hirote! If you don't like how I conduct my classes, then there's the door!" Nikki mutters some curses and sits back down. Fortunately, the rest of the class had passed without incident, as well as the rest of the classes and now it was that oh-so-short break we all get from the torture, lunch.
"DAMMIT!" Nikki yells, giving the vending machine a good kick. They were out of Skittles. And that was her usual lunch, Skittles and a Coke. This was not her day. First the jackass, then the homework, then stabbing herself with a pencil, then this . What's next? Sanouske in pink spandex? (Me: Why did I give myself that image? (Smacks her head on the computer desk)
"Having problems woman? Not that that surprises me." Nikki slams her head on the vending machine. Not him, again.
"When will you learn...MY NAME IS NOT WOMAN!"
"When you learn that my name is not jackass. So what is your name then, wench?" Nikki glares at him.
"One, I only call you jackass because you are one. Two, it's common courtesy to say your name before you ask for another person's."
"So you're telling me you'd slice off your own hand if I said it was the nice thing to do?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"
"Nikki-dono? Is something wrong?" Kenshin walks up behind Nikki and wraps both of his arms around her waist. The guy looks at them and smirks.
"No, nothing's wrong." Nikki mumbles.
"Well, I'll leave you two alone. Oh yes, my name is Haru (No, not the one from Fruit's Basket. His name isn't Hatsuharu, it's just plain Haru), not that a half-blood like you should know." He turns around cooly and walks off.
"Oooooh! That guy just makes me wanna...RIP SOMEONE'S FREAKING HEAD OFF!" two sophomores inch away from Nikki.
After school...
"HEY YO! WAIT UP!" Kaoru yells, running after Spatial and Nikki, "WAIT UP YOU GUYS!" A couple of other seniors stop and turn around and face Kaoru. "Not you!" Kaoru yells at them as she was running between them, "I don't even know who the hell you are! WAIT UP!" She finally catches up to them.
"Hey Kao."
"Why (pant) the hell (pant, pant) didn't you (pant) wait (pant) up? Anyways, Nikki, who was that guy that was giving you hell at lunch today?"
"Eh?"
"Yeah!" Spatial chimes in, "You looked pissed so Kenshin went over to see what was goin on."
"Oh he was no one."
"That he you are referring to would happen to be me." Everyone lets out a small 'Meep' as they freeze and turn around to face Haru.
"What the hell!" Nikki bursts out, "Do you enjoy making my life a slice of hell? Will you not be happy until you push me to suicide!" Haru smirks and leans up against a building, shoving his hands into his pockets.
"No, you're just cute when you're flustered half-blood."
"How the hell do you know I'm a half-blood!" Haru leans over so that his mouth is right beside Nikki's ear.
"I can smell it on you." he whispers. He smirks at the little gasp she lets out and straightens himself up, "Goodbye half-blood." Haru jumps into the air and vanishes.
O.O (Nikki)
O.O (Kaoru and Spatial)
"What was that about? Hellooo, earth to Miss Mafia Heiress..."Kaoru konks on Nikki's head. Nikki opens her mouth and makes a strangled sound. Spatial walks up and wraps her arm around Nikki.
"Walk with us," she says, turning her stunned friend around and all three begin walking, "while you try to form some real words to say."
Back at Nikki's erm, Kenshin's apartment...
"Sissy? Is something wrong?" Shannon runs up and hugs Nikki the minute she walks through the door, "You're all flustered." Again, Nikki opens her mouth but can only let out a small squeak.
"Nikki-dono?" Kenshin pokes his head into the family room from the kitchen, "Supper is almost ready."
"Miss Squeak says okay and thanks Kenshin." Kaoru dictates for Nikki. Battousai walks out from the shower and only in a towel.
"Hey Kenshin I-GAH! KAORU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Kaoru screams at the same time he did and covers her eyes.
"I don't know! AND NOW I'M WISHING I'M NOT HERE!" Battousai runs back into the bathroom, how do you say it, bare-assed, and slams the door shut.
"Wow, you're b/f has a nice ass Kaoru, literally." Kaoru slaps Nikki on her right cheek and Spatial slaps Nikki on her left cheek, causing Nikki to fall down, both of them looking like -.-
"Nikki-dono-WHAT HAPPENED HERE?" Spatial and Kaoru, knowing how Kenshin gets when he's at his maximum fury, look at him and sweatdrop.
"Nikki was so shocked at Battousai in a towel she..."
"Passed out." Kaoru finishes for Spatial.
"Oh," Kenshin walks back into the kitchen.
"Again, the age-old question, how thick do you get?"
Me: Can anyone answer the above question? Anyway, review responses!
anim3angel143- Me: HELLO RYUSHI! (GLOMP) Actually, just call me Nikki, or Nikki-chan. Being called M'lady or Mistress or Nikki-san makes me twitch. It makes me feel so...not hyper. Did the hyperness baby! I hope the archery contest went well! Angel: Hello again! (Bows) Me: ANGEL! (Glomps Angel) My best friend in the whole wide world! I have many best friends! XD But I must leave, NOOOO! Angel: You know Nikki-chan, you can stay for as long as you wish. Me: XD I know, but I must get posting this story. Bye! Angel: Goodbye Satari-sama, Ryushi-sama! See you soon! (bows)
Chigiri Ikeda- YAY! (Grabs the FOTC award) I'd like to thank my bro, for making me insane enough to make this story, and for Chigiri Ikeda for making this award and-(five hours later) THANK-YOU! (hugs you)
Evil-chan- YAY! LEMONS! I AM A LEMON FANATIC! Which is kinda sick in it's own way. Poor Nikki, will the suffering never end?
Jou-chan- LOL, I lied, you didn't find out why Kao was sick! Sorry! Thankies for reviewing!
inuwolf04- LOL, I am known for updating fast. Tests suck, don't they? HERE'S MORE!