Me: Just shutting up. No wise ass jokes or comments. Enjoy!
We all remember what happened last chappie, which ended with Battousai running into the bathroom with his...off.
"Kao-chan," Shannon tugs on Kaoru's pant leg, "What was that, that Battousai-san had? (You all know what I mean)"
O.O (Kaoru and Spatial)
"You're on your own." Spatial inches away from Kaoru.
"When you're older Shannon."
"Oh, okay. Am I older now?"
"No sweetie." Nikki sits up laughing her ass off.
"Battousai has a small dick!" Nikki yells, pointing at the bathroom door and laughing.
"What's a dick?" Shannon asks. (Me: Ahh, the innocence of children) Nikki starts laughing harder.
"It's Sanouske." she says, in between laughs. As if on cue, Sanouske walks in the room.
"Hey everybody!" he says, closing the front door.
"Hi dick!" Shannon yells at him, waving happily. Nikki begins laughing so hard, tears were streaming down her face. Sanouske glares at her.
"What did you say to that child?" he asks Nikki. Nikki bursts out in a fresh wave of laughs again. Battousai walks out again, this time dressed.
"Why is Sanouske here? And why does he look pissed? And why is Nikki laughing so hard that her head is about to explode?" He snaps a towel real hard on Nikki.
"OW!" she yells, holding her ear. (He hit her on the side of the head)
"That was for the dick comment."
Next Day...
Nikki hurriedly shoves everything into her locker and runs to Advanced Bio. Then she remembered that she forgot her notebook.
'Crap!' she yells in her head, 'Why me?'(Now you folks know why this fic is called Why Me?) Sure enough, Haru was there, putting stuff away in his locker, just waiting for her to come so he could torment her.
"Missing something half-blood?" he asks, smirking.
"Yes I am."
"Would it be this?" he holds up her black Bio notebook with a silver dragon on it.
"YOU SON OF A-GIMME THAT!" Nikki lunges for it but he holds it up out of her reach. She keeps jumping for it, but seeing as Haru was 6' 1" and she was a foot shorter, she couldn't reach it. Nikki kept muttering curses as she was jumping to get it and Haru was just standing there, amused by her torment. After Nikki jumps one more time, he grabs her arm and yanks her to his chest.
"W-WHAT THE! LEMME GO!"
"You know, you smell good, for a half-blood." Haru lets Nikki go and she sinks down to the floor, her back leaning up against the lockers.
"Eh? Haru did something extremely senseless again?" Nikki lets out a scream and jumps 10 feet into the air.
"Nice Claire, scare the shit out of her." Nikki looks up at them (she had fallen flat on her back when she was done jumping)from her position. The dude had ice blue hair and ocean blue eyes and the girl, who's name was apparently Claire, had brown hair and green eyes.
"Don't mind Haru," the guy says, helping her up, "He does weird shit like that."
"Sei," Claire sweatdrops, "Don't say mean things about Haru...deep down he's really a sweet person."
"Sure," Sei says flatly, "Waaaaaaay deep." Nikki's head was literally swimming.
"Nikki-kuuuuuun," Spatial coos, "C'mon, we gotta go to Advanced Bio!"
"Well hello hello!" Sei pops up between Spatial, who was like -.-, and Nikki.
"No I am not interested in screwing you and no I will not go out with you in a million years. Answer your questions?" Spatial seizes Nikki's arm, "C'mon." She walks away, leaving a crestfallen Sei behind.
Back home...
The minute Nikki sits down on the couch, she pops a Tylenol in her mouth.
"Damned headaches." she mutters.
"Wait, wait, I think I've heard this before!" Kaoru exclaims.
"Shut up Kaoru! Hell, why are you here anyway!"
"Because, it's my boyfriend's house, and my friends are here."
"But seriously Nikki," Spatial pokes her head in from the kitchen, "That is the fifth Tylenol you've taken today for headaches. Maybe you should take a day off and..."
"No!" Nikki cuts her off, "I'm fine. You don't need to worry! Now shut up and let me do my work." She flips on her laptop and begins working.
"Ah ha." Nikki glares at Kaoru.
"Ah ha what Coon Girl?"
"We have a workaholic on our hands Spatial." Spatial gets that wise ass look.
"That explains the late nights and dark circles and the pissy moods."
"I have no idea what you're talking about." Battousai pops up out of nowhere, right beside Nikki.
"So that's why Little Miss Mafia wanted the couch and you guys to stay in the spare bedroom. She didn't want to disturb anyone with the late nights."
"WHAT THE-WOULD YOU GUYS GET OFF MY CASE!"
"Guys, leave Nikki-dono alone."
"Thank-you Kenshin!"
"But seriously, you should get some sleep, that you should." Nikki glares at him.
"You're my boyfriend Kenshin, you're supposed to be supportive of me."
"Remember Nikki-dono, what sessha said to you?" Nikki smiles.
"How could I not?"
"Anything I do I do because I love you."
"Yeah."
"But no, seriously, I think you are making yourself sick." Kaoru butts in. (Me: Though she is one of the uberly coolest peeps in RK, (glares daggers at Kaoru)) Nikki slaps her laptop shut and stands up.
"I am going to join Shannon in the guest bedroom, because at least she doesn't criticize!" Nikki walks into the guest bedroom.
"Sissy? Are you sick? You aren't getting enough sleep, are you?" Nikki walks out of the guest bedroom, slamming the door shut behind her.
"Alright, I am going to the one place where I cannot be disturbed. Knock three times and stay out!" she walks into the bathroom and locks the door shut.
"She is right, she can't be disturbed in there." Everyone looks at Spatial and glares.
"WHAT? ALL I DID WAS SAY THE TRUTH! And it hurts sometimes people. DEAL!" Nikki pops her head out of the doorway to the bathroom.
"Oh yeah, Kao, Luna said that the reason why we were sick was cause of the poison from those bullets that Enishi shot us with was having its final effects and once that's done, we should be fine."
"And you neglected to tell me this for two whole days...why?"
"Eh? Never crossed my mind I guess. Anywho, back to work! GO WORK GO!"
SLAM!
O.O (Everyone)
"That was just...weird."
"Kenshin, you're girlfriend is a whack job."
"Spatial-dono, kindly do not insult Nikki-dono otherwise she will be wiping your blue blood off the walls, that she will."
"Yes sir."
And we've all learned a lesson here. That is: Never wear white shoes after Labor Day. Wait, no sorry. Wrong one. The moral is, if you insult some dude's girlfriend, they will be wiping your blue blood off the walls.
Me: WooT! Review responses!
blueangel-maggie1723- Naoko: What the fuck is handball? Me: (slaps Naoko) Now is that any way to open up a review response? I apologize for her. Naoko: Fuck you! Me: Hold up (walks up behind Lou and smacks fifty million tissues on her face) This is getting annoying (wipes the drool up.) Ew! Drool! Sick! (Throws the tissues on Derek) As you have read, Shannon had unfortunately seen that and she doesn't know what was happening...sooo all is good! Oh, one guy got beamed in the balls with a volleyball today in gym! It was hilarious!
Chigiri Ikeda- I don't wanna imagine Sano in any spandex, let alone black or pink! He's hot, just not in spandex! XD
Jaaaade-chaaaan!- I am so happy! Isn't it DA BOMB! Oh and Enishi is this dude that wants to kill Kenshin for accidentally killing his big sis, Kenshin's first wife, so that's why he's a bad guy.
And I got the idea of it from Fruits Basket (Haru is still mine) not the statement. XD!
anim3angel143- SUP DEWD! Erm, actually I was kinda going for a Sess personality. Oh and wear red and black on the new moon, which is the 28th of this month, in honor of the new moon. White is optional! It's on the Inuyasha calendar! It celebrates Inuyasha turning into a human! Angel: Uh, Nikki-chan, call me a fink, but is that not obsessing a little too much? Me: NO! NEVER! YOU CAN NEVER OBSESS TOO MUCH! (hugs her Sesshomaru wall (I have the walls in my room COVERED with anime pictures and I have a wall dedicated to Sess XD) while her left eye begins twitching) Angel: Erm, sure. Naoko: (pops her head in) What is she obsessing over now? Me: Naoko! You're supposed to be in blueangel-maggie1723's review! Move it! Naoko: But it's boooring up there! Me: GET YOUR BUTT UP THERE NOW! Naoko: Yes ma'am! (Salutes and then leaves) Me: So sorry you had to see my maximum fury! And to the uberly cute Ryushi: it's Nikki-chan. Like I said, being called Nikki-san makes me twitch. I feel so old when people do that! XP Angel: Yes, well, we must go! Ja ne! (Bows)
Spatial- Le Gasp! You did not smell a love triangle, it's just, Haru likes to torture Nikki. YOU'RE NEXT IF YOU KEEP THE SMART ASS COMMENTS UP! Match maker is kinda complicated...you sure you're up for it!