Me: Two words for ya folks...CLASS TRIP!
Hey! What's up! It's Kaoru and for some reason, you're inside my head. GET THE HELL OUT! Heheh, just kidding. Right now, my class is on one out of two Charter busses and we're heading for the beach, where we'll be staying for a week. A little recreation time, they say. Anyway, all of my friends and I signed up for co-ed rooms and we're stuck sitting with our room partners. I, by some very hard to believe fate, am stuck with Battousai, and don't worry, this fic won't go past T, Spatial and Sanouske are together, Megumi and Kenshin were put together, poor Kenshin, Misao and Aoshi are together, yay for her, and Nikki, unfortunately, was put with Haru. I have a feeling that those two are gonna get quite destructive, but who knows?
"AAHH! DON'T TOUCH ME!"
SMACK!
Sanouske was lying face down in the aisle.
On second thought, I think Spatial and Sanouske are gonna cause the most damage on this trip.
"Sanouske!" Megumi stands up in her seat by the window in a fury, "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OTHER GIRLS!"
With the added help of Megumi, of course.
Nikki looks down at Sanouske, who was lying in the aisle beside her seat.
"Do I have to tie your hands behind your back baka rooster?" she asks flatly. Sanouske looks up at her and smirks.
"I had no idea you were like that Nikki. Our little Sex Kitten is a dominatrix, who knew?" The bottom of Nikki's boot meets the top of Sanouske's head.
Ouch, definitely don't wanna be Sanouske right now.
"Watch what you say." Nikki digs her boot down harder on Sanouske's head, ignoring the ow's coming from him, "Or your face might end up meeting hard pavement."
Which of course, is impossible. Despite the insults, pain, and pervy comebacks, Nikki and Sanouske really are like brother and sister.
"SANOUSKE! NICOLA! STOP FIGHTING AND RETURN TO YOUR SEATS!"
That's our teacher, Mr. Yamanaka. He's cool. Let's us just basically screw around all period. You could say he was Sanouske and Nikki's referee. He once let them have a wrestling match in class. Nikki won of course. She smashed a desk over Sanouske's head. Good thing he has inhuman toughness.
"Nice half-blood."
Haru, ah yes. Isabella told us that he was a daywalker. Pretty sweet if you ask me. We're all taking bets on when he admits that he likes Nikki. I mean, c'mon, you can't torture a person that much and not like them. It's not natural.
"Kaoru?"
"Hm?"
"You okay?" Kaoru sighs and leans her head on Battousai's shoulder.
"Just fine. Why do you ask?"
"You just seem kinda out of it, that's all."
Battousai, my ever-worried boyfriend. Can you believe that at one point, we actually wanted to kill eachother. And now we're going to spend a whole week at the beach, sharing the same hotel room, together. It's like a dream come true.
"Just thinking."
"Okay. Oh, god. You might wanna go back to thinking mode. Haru and Nikki are arguing about women faking orgasms over a game of Texas Hold'Em." Kaoru looks over at her friend.
"I'm telling you Haru, studies have proven that-OH YEAH! FLUSH SO BEATS THREE OF A KIND! IN YOUR FACE!-anyway, studies have proven that 50 percent of women have faked at least one orgasm in their sex life." Nikki deals again, "By the way, you owe me five bucks. Ten after this round." Haru leans in so his face is a couple inches from Nikki's. She leans back a bit, blushing.
"Don't get to full of yourself half-blood. I'm just warming up."
"Yeah yeah, sure, sure. Now shoo, you're violating my personal bubble." Haru only leans in closer.
"Maybe I like being this close to you. It's called body heat, and it feels nice."
Oh, good one.
Nikki's face turns as red as Kenshin's hair.
"It's called my fist. And it will meet with your face if you don't back up Haru, that it will."
And there's the classic couple, Kenshin and Nikki. They hooked up a couple weeks after Battousai and myself. You never hear Kenshin make threats unless Nikki is involved. You never hear him argue in any other situation either. Extremely overprotective this guy, but it's cute, their devotion to eachother is.
"Kenshin." Nikki sighs, "You took my threat! Tsk tsk!"
"Alright kids, shut up and listen!" Mr. Yamanaka stands up, "Two more hours till we get to the beach. When you get there, I am to remind you, no sex in the rooms. And I mean it."
"Why the hell are you looking at me?" Nikki yells.
"I wasn't looking at you Nikki, I was looking past you. Anyway, just have fun and don't wander off, kay?" Random shouts of agreement went out, "Okay, enjoy the rest of your bus ride." Nikki sighs and slams her torso on the back of the seat.
"God, could this get more boring?" she sighs.
"I SAID DON'T TOUCH ME!"
SMACK, BAM, POW, CRUNCH, AND ANY OTHER ADJECTIVES THAT YOU PEOPLE CAN THINK OF RELATING TO SLAPS AND/OR PUNCHES...
"And now it just got interesting." Nikki sits up and looks down at an anime bump covered Sanouske.
"Sensei!" Spatial yells, "Can't I switch with Misao?"
"HELL NO!" Misao yells, clutching onto Aoshi for dear life.
"Sorry Spatial, this arrangement is permanent."
"Fine," Spatial mutters, leaning back in her seat, "But soon you might have one less student in your class Sensei."
Oh yeah, in case if you were wondering. Nikki's cousin, Alana, gave birth to a baby girl a couple days ago. She was so adorable! Nikki was with Alana for the delivery since the husband couldn't make it and apparently things got rough so Nikki had to climb on top of Alana and get her to push. Well that didn't go all too well and Alana ended up having to clutch onto Nikki for dear life. Her fingernails tore right through the fabric of Nikki's shirt and went all the way down into her shoulders. The wound was so deep, I could fit the entire first joint of my finger into it. For a while, it was hard to tell which screams of pain were from the woman in labor and which was from Nikki. But it all worked out. Nikki still can't really fight that well with her arms, but she's getting better and I'm happy to say that the mother's doing just find and the evil grandma has left us, for now.
"Hey Kaoru! Look! It's the ocean!" Nikki leans over Haru and looks out the window, "Isn't it pretty Haru?" She flashes him a pleasant smile, while Kenshin was turning green with envy.
"Huh? Yeah, I guess so."
So we've finally arrived. I guess it's time for some fun...
Me: Shortness of chappies should end soon. With the next one, I'm hoping. Review Responses!
Evil-chan- YAY! DEAD ANTS! JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED! (HUG) Thankies! LOL. THANKS! (does happy dance)
Reignashii- RANDOMNESS! THAT IS WHERE THIS STORY HAS BEEN AND STILL IS HEADING MAH FRIEND! WOOT!
blueangel-maggie1723- Naoko: That's aquarium, not oceanarium. Me: Shut up! I love The Ring, it's awesome! Say hello to your fishies for me! And don't stick them in the same tank, they'll kill eachother!
Spatial- Scary combination, that is. (Shudders) I'm glad my grandmas are nice!
Chigiri Ikeda- Well too bad, I am anyway! I hope you had a good time on vacation! LOL, I wanna hear all about it when you get back!
anim3angel143- Angel: (still crying about not being able to make Ruin happy, and about being a fallen angel) Me: XP (yes, still passed out) Naoko: (comes and drags me away) Leira: (pokes her head in) Angel? Honey? Oh god, you aren't crying about being a fallen angel again, are you? Angel: (meekly nods) And I-I(sniffle) I didn't m-make Ruin-s-sama pleased. Leira: Awww, poor baby. (Hugs Angel) Hey, I'm Leira, by the way. The redneck part of Nikki, and the neko demon. To Ruin: You big, fat Jackass. How dare you make her cry and not even apologize. Angel: N-no, Leira. D-don't... Leira: No, lemme finish. You should know, Angel is kinda sensitive. Low self-esteem this girl. Angel: N-no, Leira-chan. (Gets a new tissue) I-I'm f-fine. To answer your question, (sniff), R-Ryushi-sama: I-I-I think i-it's cute. Leira: Why didn't you tell someone that Ruin made you cry anyway? Angel: B-because, t-then Ryushi-s-sama would've gotten m-mad and he would've hurt R-Ruin-s-sama. (Starts crying again) Leira: Aww, Angel. That's just like you sweetie. (Hugs her again) By the way, howdy Satari and Ryushi! What's up? Heh, I guess you could kinda say I'm Angel's...well guardian angel. Angel: I-I'm s-so s-s-sorry R-Ruin-sama...I-I'll play hide and s-seek if you want. I-I probably won't have f-fun, b-but if you will...b-by all means, lets. Leira: Let's not. Look at you, you're a mess. Me: (finally waking up/offscreen) NAOKO! ONCE I BREAK OUT OF THESE ROPES! I'LL KILL YOU! (hops out tied to a chair) Thanks for conducting this response Leira. To the bloodsucker, YOU'RE ON BITCH! Once I free myself and beat my conscience black and blue...(hops away) Leira: Uhh, no problem? To Ruin: (EVIL GLARE) You have not seen the last of me. I WILL be back, and I WILL be watching over Angel and if you do anything, I mean anything else to make her cry, I will castrate you with my claws. Very painfully. Angel: Oh L-Leira...d-don't. I-I'm just s-sad I-I can't honor h-his req-quest. I-I'm sorry R-Ruin-s-sama...g-g-goodbye everyone. Leira: See Ya'll! Me: (hops back onscreen) Hi and bye! (Hops away/muttering) Now where the hell did I put that chainsaw?
Quote of the Day: 9 out of 10 Americans believe that 1 of those same 10 will disagree with the other 9.
-Colin Mockhrey