Me: LEMME GET A HOO HAH TWO TIMES TUESDAY!
Kenshin: Oro? Hoo hah?
Me: THAT'S THE KINDA SPIRIT I'M LOOKIN FOR! WOO!
REVIEW RESPONSES! LEMME HEAR THAT HOO HAH! LOL, you don't have to..
anim3angel173- Me: Ohh! Argness! Must use that word! So cute! May I please? Angel: (giggles) Oh Nikki-chan, how like you! Leira: Howdy! (GLARE at Ruin) Oh, and just for the record, here's the 8 people that share Nikki's mind, First, there's Nikki herself, but she doesn't count. Me: HEY! WITHOUT ME YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE DARNIT! RAWR! Leira: W/e And then there's Angel, the pure part of Nikki, Angel: Oh! N-no! I-I couldn't! You flatter me! Leira: And mwahself, the redneck part, then Devil, the evil part, Ay! Devil! Why do you always wear that black choker ribbon around your neck! Devil: (in a sweet, yet monotone voice) Because, it's the only thing holding my head onto my neck. Leira: O.O Um, right, that explains why Angel wears your soul sealed in a pendant around her neck. Devil: Yes, I suppose it does, doesn't it? Leira: And then Alisande, also known as Allie, the hentai part of Nikki. Allie: (looks up from filing her nails) Eh? Wha? Who's hot? Leira: -.- I rest my case. Then there's Naoko, who's Nikki's conscience. Naoko: Damn straight. Leira: And now for the guys, Blade, who's the masculine part of Nikki, Spike, the cultural part, and Taki, the sarcastic part. Taki: Who are you? David Letterman? Leira: I'll ignore that. Angel: Forgive me for speaking out again, but Ruin-sama, please don't call Ryushi-sama mean names, i-it makes me sad when you do that. I'm so sorry! Me: Here we go. (Gets a box of tissues ready) Angel: That was wrong of me to request! It was above my place! I'm so sorry! (Cries) Taki: (marks a fourth tally on a tally chart of how many times Ruin made Angel cry) Me: Smartass. Angel: I-I'm sorry I couldn't please you Ruin-sama! A-And I most certainly aren't worth Ryushi-s-sama's praise! Oh! A-And I can-not b-believe t-that I-I didn't a-ask S-Satari-chan if s-she was alright! I'm so pathetic! Leira: Aww, poor sweetie! (Hugs Angel) Devil: Yes, poor Angel. Leira: Shit, feeding time! And I smell milk! (runs off and then pokes her head back in) Oh, Ryu, dude, would you mind taking over with the hugs and stuff for me? She seems purty calm around you! Thankies! (Runs off and then comes back) Not that I'm tryin to get you two hooked up or anything, I respect you and Satari and your relationship and all that jazz, so bye! (Runs off) Me: Finally! Angel: P-Please don't yell at R-Ruin-s-sama Satari-c-chan, i-it makes me sad. R-Ruin-s-sama, I truly am s-sorry t-that I-I couldn't meet up t-to your expectations. I am so sorry! (Cries harder) Taki: There's five, (marks it down), wanna go for six? Me: No, he won't. And Ruin- Angel: P-Please don't hurt Satari-chan! Why would you even want to do that? S-she's a very nice woman, I-I really like her. P-Please d-don't hurt her! O-or I might have to h-hurt you, and I really do not wish to do that! S-So please! (Sob) Don't...(grabs a tissue) Taki: Six, and can I get a seven? Me: STOP THAT! Yeesh. I'm gonna stop this before even more chaos occurs. Bye bye! Angel: Y-Yes, goodbye. (Grabs a new tissue) Leira: See Ya'll!
Evil-chan- YAY! I'VE ALSO MAULED THE FROG BEYOND RECOGNITION TOO! AND A STARFISH! WOOT! And then I got yelled at. So I had to stop. Poo. Ah well, I've updated! WOOT!
blueangel-maggie173- Me: MWAHAHAHA! (Eating popcorn while watching your fight) FUN! And I borrowed the inflatable coffin idea, but don't worry, I did say that it was your idea, SO YOU CAN'T SUE! Naoko: Besides, I have better things to kill than fish. Me: Sure you do. ANIMAL KILLER!
Dream Slayer 066- WAI! LOVE THE PEN NAME! Thankies soooo much for reviewing! (HUG)
The next day...(oh yeah, if ya wanna know how Haru slept, he brought an inflatable coffin, now available for $299.95 at your nearest Target store. Idea submitted by blueangel-maggie1723)
"Hey Kenshin?"
"Hm?"
"Hotel food sucks. Almost as bad as hospital food." Nikki throws down her bagel with butter and jam with distaste. Kenshin chuckles.
"So spirited, that you are Nikki-dono."
"Hey, thanks Kenshin! Yet another way I'm like my mom." Nikki lets out a disgusted sigh and slams her head on the table.
"Do you not like being compared to her?" Nikki lifts her head off the table and looks up sullenly at Kenshin.
"Yes, it is nice sometimes, but that's all I get. That girl has her mother's eyes, Nikki, you have your mother's voice, oh that's Rosa's daughter, isn't it! She's just the perfect image of her mother!" Nikki's voice was dripping with sarcasm, "That's all I'm known as, heiress or Rosa and Emilio's daughter or Ryu, Auriela, or Mina's little sister. I am a person too god dammit!" Nikki slams her fist down on the table.
"Woah, sex kitten is pissed."
"Shut up Sanouske."
"Hey guys," Spatial dumps orange juice on Sanouske's head, "That was for snoring all damn night long and keeping me up for most of the night."
"That's nice." Nikki lets out one huge yawn, "But you weren't the one sleeping next to an inflatable coffin either. Do you know how many times that thing deflated and I had to help blow it back up! 6! 6 times! Of course only two of those times were due to Haru's claws, the others were cause I poked holes in it using a hairpin."
(-.-) (Everyone)
"What? It was annoying me!"
"So that explains why I was waking up to find myself on the floor." Nikki lets out a yelp and spills her cranberry juice on her white blouse.
"Haru! Damn boy! This is designer!" she grabs a napkin and begins furiously wiping the juice stains off it, "Shit this is not good." Nikki bolts out of the dining room to go take care of the stain.
"It's not my fault you're an incompetent human wench." Haru says, as if she were there. Spatial glares at him, "WHAT?"
"Bastard." she mutters, walking away.
"What?"
"Students! HEY! BE QUIET!" The whole dining room went silent. "Thank-you. Today, we'll be going down to the beach after breakfast. So bring your swimsuits and whatnot, and no trying to drown students in the water."
"Then stop giving us the idea sensei!" Sanouske yells.
"Detention the day we get back Sagara," the teacher tells him.
At the beach...
"YO! HEY GUYS!" Kaoru runs out in a black bikini with a wrap tied around her waist, dragging Nikki, who was wearing a white bikini with a white wrap tied around her waist, behind her, "What's up!" Spatial catches the beach ball that she and Sanouske were hitting around.
"Finally!" she yells, bouncing the ball off Kaoru's head, "What took you so long?"
"Nikki couldn't decide which bikini to wear." Kaoru mutters, laying out her beach towel beside Spatial's. She lets out a small 'Mou.' of surprise when she feels a pair of arms wrap themselves around her waist.
"You're looking sexy today Kaoru."
"Batts." Kaoru says, letting out a sheepish grin.
"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE P.D.A.?"
"Sorry Spatial." Kaoru and Battousai say together.
"Eh, male testosterone," Nikki says, rubbing some sunscreen on her cleanly shaven legs, "It makes them do weird things."
"Nikki-dono, sessha will get your back for you, that he will."
"And then again, that could be a good thing."
"Hey you guys, lookie up there." Spatial points up to a charming looking 19th century (meaning in the 1800's) house perched up on a cliff, overlooking the beach.
"Oh, how cute." Nikki says, standing up and brushing sand off her legs, "I wonder who it belongs to."
"I dunno, but I'm kinda getting strange auras from that house."
"Eh?" Nikki rests her chin on Spatial's shoulder from behind, "You mean it's haunted?"
"Yes," Spatial shakes Nikki's head off her arm, "I wanna go check it out."
"Oh no you won't!" Nikki bounces the beach ball off Spatial's head, "We don't know if that house belongs to anyone or not."
"Oh really, let's see, YO SENSEI! DOES ANYONE LIVE IN THAT HOUSE?"
"You gotta be kidding me Spatial, no one has lived there for years."
"Okay." Spatial shoots a smug grin at Nikki, "See? We are going tonight."
"WOAH!" everyone turns around just in time to see Sanouske get completely submerged underwater by a wave two feet taller than him. (Shit I hate it when that happens, you see this huge wave and you think 'Oh, that's gonna break off before it hits me' and the next thing you know you have this wave over you that's five feet taller than you and you only have enough time to close your eyes and think 'shit' before you're submerged. I lost my swimming goggles that way. I was at Virginia Beach when this happened.)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"You think that's funny Sex Kitten, do ya?" Sanouske grabs Nikki around the waist, spins around, and throws her in the water, giving everyone, even her, a good laugh.
Later on that night...
Everyone was waiting around for Spatial outside the ocean house.
"Damn it," Nikki mutters, over the breaking of the waves, "I am so cold. Where is she?" Kenshin hugs her to him.
"She will be here Nikki-dono, don't worry."
"Yo!" Spatial runs up the cliff side to them, "I am here so let's go in." She leads them all inside, handing them each a nightvision camera.
"Where the hell did you get these?" Nikki asks.
"I raided your room before we left."
"You seriously do this shit for a living Sex Kitten?"
"Yes, Sanouske, if you must know, I do. Spatial, since you wanted to come here, you call the shots."
"Okay then, Sanouske, Kenshin, and I will go to the music room/parlor, Nikki, you go explore the corridors and Kaoru and Battousai, you go to the second floor. Got me?" Everyone nods. "Wait, walkie talkies." Spatial hands each of them one, "So we don't have a repeat of last time." Everyone looks at Nikki.
"What?"
"Let's go."
In the corridors...
"Okay, you know what," Nikki says to herself, "I have no idea how I keep getting stuck by myself. Woah, wait." she turns around and faces one of the doors, "That was closed, okay, I know it was." she closes the door again. "Now I will turn my back and.." the door opens again all by itself, "...never mind." Nikki finshes. "In the words of Will Smith, this ranks about a 9 out of 10 on my weird shit-o-meter." She takes her walkie talkie of her belt.
"Uhhh, Kenshin." The walkie talkie fizzes a bit before Kenshin can reply.
"Hai Nikki-dono?"
"Um, there is some messed up stuff goin on and I am getting scared...bad."
"Nikki-dono, just stay calm."
"Oh.."
BANG!
"HOLEE..!"
"Nikki-dono, what's wrong? What was that?" Kenshin's voice was more urgent now.
"All the friggen doors in this hallway just slammed open. Shit Kenshin, I am so-" Nikki hears a few screams coming from Kenshin's side of the walkie talkie, "Kenshin? What's going on?"
"Nikki-dono, Spatial just heard something. Stay there and sessha will come up as soon as sessha can, that he will."
"Hallo?" a blonde woman pokes her head out of one of the doorways and looks at Nikki, "You're lost, ja?"
"Um, yes?" The woman steps out of the doorway. Nikki notices the kimono she was wearing with slits going all the way up to her thighs and how her hair was done up with chopsticks.
"My name is Maria Magdalana Wulken (pronounced Vulken). And you are?"
"Nicola, but you can call me Nikki." Nikki says cautiously.
"Well Fraulein Nikki, you want to see some ghosts, ja?"
"Umm, sure."
"Okay then! Come with me!" Maria grabs Nikki's arm and leads her down the corridor.
"Wait, Maria, where are you taking me? And how did you get here?" Maria places a finger over her lips and winks at Nikki.
"You will see. In due time, you will see."
Me: Mwahahahaha! Evil authoress am I! R and R please!