Me: I got a lot of smart ass comments about it not being December, to those people: Naw! Ya think? Very perceptive of you! I never woulda guessed!
Ariel: You better stop being mean, or else they won't review.
Me: NOOOO! AND I'M SO CLOSE TO 200! (Which I thank ya'll for by the way. I am so effing touched! T.T) I don't own squat!
Nikorasu's word of the week-
drain-clogger-thingie- (n.) referring to the drain plug in the bathtub Sentence in which she first used this word: Moooom, the drain-clogger-thingie isn't working again...
End of Nikorasu's word of the week...
REVIEW RESPONSES!
anim3angel173- Me: Howdy ya'll! Leira: Dude, don't take my line! Me: Sorry! Oh, and thanks to you, I find myself saying yessums a lot now. Not that that's a bad thing.Angel: Yes, hello everyone! (bows) It's very nice to meet you Soari-sama and Aion-sama! I must say, I am humbled. Me: Why? (-thinking- Isn't she always humbled?-) Angel: To be in the presence of a great spellcaster, of course. I am getting better at it myself, but I can't seem to transport myself yet. The closest thing I've gotten to it is changing myself into a lamb. Me: OH SWEETIE! (Hugs Angel) IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AS INNOCENT AS A LAMB! Angel: Thank-you Nikki-chan. But, um, (blushes) if it wouldn't be such an inconvenience to you Aion-sama, if I have any questions, would you answer any questions I might have about spellcasting that might come up, please? I hope I did not disappoint you by asking! (All of a sudden, everything goes black) Taki: (in a Planet of the Apes voice) Oh shit, there goes the power. Leira: Oh, dude, wait, I gots it! (You hear a bunch of crashing noises) Me: (turns on a spare lamp) Leira, what in the Sam hell are you doing? Leira: LOOKIE! (Has the computer connected to an exercise wheel for hamsters and such) Angel, go get Ryushi. Angel: Yes. (Returns a couple minutes later with Hamster Ryushi) I feel awful, I interrupted another one of his and Satari's fights. I literally had to reach my hand in there and pull him off her! Us: O.O Leira: Um, thanks. (Puts Ryushi on the exercise wheel and transforms into a black cat) Us: (watch as Leira crawls out of her clothes) Leira: (stops and gets into a pouncing position as Hamster Ryushi just stares at her) RUN GERBIL BOY! (Hisses and flexes her claws) Hamster Ryushi: (squeaks as he begins running furiously and the computer turns back on) Leira: Sweet! It works! Asari: (walks in the door) Yo! I'm back! Leira: (lets out a happy yowl and pounces on his head) Asari: It's nice to see you too honey. Leira: (changes back to her human form) WOO! YOU'RE HOME! (Hugs Asari) Asari: -.- Leira, you know how I feel about you transforming on top of me, especially when YOU'RE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! Leira: I know, but I just like to see you sweat! (Begins pulling her clothes on) Me: Yo, this is my butt. (Turns around and points to her butt) and this is Asari, he's Leira's b/f and the musical part of me!Asari: Yo...that's her butt. (Points to my butt) Me: I'm seriously thinking about getting that tattooed on my ass. KIDDING! LOL. Leira: And to you! (Stands up with only her jeans on, so far (yes, if you must know, she is wearing a bra) and pulls out a gun) You hurt Aion, Ruin and I swear I will use this! Angel: Oh! Leira, please put that down! (Tries to take the gun away) Leira: Hell no! Both: (begin a tug-o-war with the gun) BANG! Us: O.O (stare at the bullet hole in Angel's forehead) Angel: Oh, my...that does hurt. (Sits down and tries to pick out the bullet in her forehead) Me: (takes out a pair of tweezers and removes the bullet) Heh, got it in one. This'll make a cool scar Angel. (Begins stitching it up) Angel: Don't worry about me! I have been burned at the stake 6 times during the Dark Ages, so this is nothing. Besides, Leira's already shot me countless times anyway! XD Leira: And so she says this while smiling. Sorry hun. Angel: No big deal. And pardon, Satari-chan, but what did you whisper into Ruin-sama's ear, might I ask. (Rereads the Toddler part and lets out a cute giggle) Heh, you're funny Aion-sama. Allie: Screw Ruin, I think our Angel's moved onto Aion. Angel: Oh, Allie-chan! (MAJOR blush) Allie: HAH! I KNEW IT! (Puts her nail file away) So, what about him? What attracts you to him! Angel: Allie-chan! Stop it! Both: (go into a giggle frenzy) Leira: Ah yes, love. I love love. (Leans back onto Asari's chest) Asari: Leira, honey, you forgot your shirt. Leira: I know! XD Asari: FLEE! WE MUST FLEE! (Runs away) Us: o.0 Leira: That's how he controls him um, how to say, 'manly urges' is running away and getting physically active. Allie: That is so fucking sad. Leira: What is? Allie: A god damned hamster lost its virginity before you! (Holds up Satari in her hamster cage, all lonely because Ryushi is still running, thinking that Leira is still chasing him)Leira: I can't help it if the hamster wants to have a fuck fest while I have sexual boundaries. Unlike you. Allie: Oh yeah! You have no proof! Leira: Let me count the ways: Blade(holds up one finger), Spike (holds up another finger), Taki (yet another finger), Asari...almost (another finger), that random dude that was featured in this fic that no one cares about (sticks out her thumb), Sei...again from this fic (holds up another finger on her other hand), and if I go on anymore, I will have to start counting on my toes. Allie: Smart ass. Leira: No, that's Taki. Me: Now, I must go. Bye now! Angel: Yes, goodbye! I look forward to seeing you again (adding in her head) Aion-sama! Leira: (skips away singing to the tune of the Barney song) I love you, you love me, Barney gave me HIV! It started with a hug but he wanted more, I got raped by a purple dinosaur!Me: Oh yeah, Ruin, your ass is what? Cause in the review you said My ass and you didn't finish the statement, so, your ass is what? I'm sure we'd all like to know. Allie: Hell yeah! Besides it being sexy, what about your ass?
Chigiri Ikeda- (snicker) Yeah, and he got his ass busted for it too, in a deleted scene. AHAHAHAHA! Oh, and I found a really hot pic of Sanouske online too. I swear it almost made me sweat. Neat, ne?
Jou-chan- HI! LONG TIME NO REVIEW! I MISSED YOU! WAH! (GLOMP) What the hell is going on...hm, well, I dunno. Eh, heh, don't hurt yourself anime falling now!
blueangel-maggie1723- Naoko: Dude, Kao is with Batts, so it should be Nikki, Kenshin, and Haru. DUH YOU DUMBASS! Me: (takes out a frying pan and whacks Naoko with it) Naoko: XP Me: Ahem, nice wordies there. There's a special word in mine, really kewl. LOVE! (Hugs her phish tank)Ahem, I have once again protected your phish. MY DEED IS DONE! I'LL TAKE ANOTHER BOY SCOUT PATCH NOW! LOL, it should be girl scout.
inuwolf04- Oh god, I know that feeling. I was stuck my Mr. Farmer of our school last year. And by a basketball/football player. THOSE TESTS SUCK! God, and now I have to take one in March. Whoopee.
Evil-chan- So, how was Hawaii! What were the beaches like? And for the December comment, see above. And I like ticking you/others off. As much as I like scarring my bro for life! YAY US!
Spatial- I sorry. T.T Don't be mad! I get sad when you're mad at me! T.T
Reignashii- (sighs) Oh dear Rei-chan, so young, so ignorant. The field trip was for no reason and for school. And if you don't get this fic, why do you read it? Just asking.
Jade-chan- I know, see above.
Disclaimer: I've said it once, and I will say it again, (big breath) I DO NOT OWN RUROUNI KENSHIN OKAY! NOW LEAVE ME TO SULK ABOUT IT IN PEACE! (curls up into a corner and cries)
Everyone was just having a cute little meeting about what happened in Nikki and Haru's room. Since Nikki brought five million pillows, everyone's seat was comfy. Spatial, Nikki, and Kaoru had the bed, which was stacked with oriental designed pillows, Haru was sitting on what remained of his inflatable coffin, Battousai was sitting on the a windowsill, Sanouske was sitting on five million pillows on the floor, and Kenshin was sitting at the chair that the hotel put with the desk in room.
"You sure you're okay Nikki?" Kaoru props one of her elbows up on one of the pillows to get a better look at her friend.
"Oh yeah, I just had two dead dudes breathing down my neck, and even touching me, not to mention I am dead tired and now I have to figure out some shitty mystery. Of course Kaoru, I'm fine."
"Your sarcasm is so invigorating Nikki."
"Thanks," Nikki rolls her eyes, "I knew you'd think so. Kenshin," Nikki sits up, saying his name in a whiny tone.
"Hai?"
"Come over here please?" He does.
"Sit down." He does. Nikki cuddles herself against him.
"Now just hold me please."
"Why, Nikki-dono."
"Because, when I'm in your arms, I feel so safe, like nothing can touch me." Nikki drifts off to sleep. Spatial whips out one of those Sharpie minis.
"Spatial-dono! NO!"
"Why not?" Spatial whines.
"Because, it's not very nice, that it isn't."
"But she did something relatively close to me!"
"Touch her and you die." Kenshin growls, amber flashing through his eyes.
O.O "Okay okay." Spatial puts the Sharpie Mini away.
"COOKIE!" Nikki gets off Kenshin and runs out the door.
"...Okay. Any idea what happened here?"
"Nope."
Later on that night...
Nikki couldn't sleep. She was out on one of the deck chairs because she thought it would be nice to sleep outside. Well, it wasn't the fact that she was sleeping outside that was causing her not to sleep, but it was what those ghosts said that was causing her to loose sleep. Where the hell was she supposed to start? How would she know what to look for? These were only two of the questions going through her mind. Finally, she throws the blanket off her and walks through the french doors into the room and beside Haru, who was sleeping on the bed.
"Haru," she whispers, "Um, Haru, I kinda couldn't sleep and I was hoping you were, well...AWAKE!" she screamed the last word. Haru lets out a startled scream and wakes up. He lets out a sigh of relief when he sees it's only Nikki.
"Oh, wow, Nikki. I just had a weird dream. Some incredibly sexy woman came beside my bed AND BLOODY WOKE ME UP!" Nikki jumps back in surprise.
"Oh," she says, grinning, "You think I'm sexy?" Haru lets out an aggravated sigh and rolls his eyes.
"What do you want half-blood?"
"Oh, Haru, I can't sleep."
"(sigh) What now?"
"It's this whole mystery locket thingie. I keep thinking about it, and no matter how hard I try, I just can't get it out of my head." Haru sighs and holds out his arm. Nikki took that as a 'Hop on in, I can tell I'm not gonna get anymore sleep anyway.' so she climbs into the bed, beside Haru, and snuggles up to him, resting her head on her chest.
"Listen half-blood, I think you need a vacation. No more late night research, no more staying up just to figure out a stupid question, okay? Just take some time off and relax, and wherever you go, take me, kay?" Nikki lets out a small giggle and snuggles closer to Haru as he wraps his arms around her.
"Just don't worry too much about it, kay?" Nikki meekly nods and then goes to sleep.
6 Days later...
"Okay, why are we here again?" Everyone was standing in, yet another hotel lobby. This time it was on top of a mountain. It was a weird mountain, on the bottom fourth, it was like summer, on the second fourth it was like spring and so on and so forth, until finally at the top it was winter.
"Cause Kaoru." Nikki rocks back and forth on her heels, "Worldwide Mafia Council Meeting. Mafias from all over the world are here. Oh sweet!" Nikki runs over to a window in the lobby, "I didn't know they put in a Half-Pipe! Gawd am I thankful I brought my snowboard!"
"Uh Nikki," Spatial looks down at the ground and slowly inches away from Nikki.
"What?"
"There is a head at your feet."
"Oh," Nikki looks down, "Cool!" She bends down and picks it up.
"Nikki, you are holding a woman's head."
O.O (everyone)
"Yeah, I know."
"No, Nikki," Spatial sets down her luggage, "Read my lips, that thing in your arm...it is a woman's...head."
"And this head can hear every word you are saying, thanks." Spatial lets out a loud screech and jumps back from the talking head. The head opens its eyes. It had long black hair and deep brown eyes that looked like black from about a foot away.
"Dudes and dudettes," Nikki tucks the head under her arm, "Meet Devil. She and her family are here representing China."
"Pleasure to meet you," the head responds in a sweet, monotone voice.
"Pardon me, but where is the rest of you?"
"I get that a lot." everyone hears a thud and they look down at the floor to see a body without its head that ran into a couch, "I AM UP HERE YOU TWIT!"
"Woah, pissy decapitated head." Sanouske inches away, stepping on someone's foot and knocking them down.
"OW! WATCH IT YOU FUCKING ROOSTER!"
"OH MY GOODNESS! LEIRA-CHAN! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!" Spatial helps Sanouske up while Devil reattaches her head.
"Angel, hun, he just knocked me down."
"Keh, and I thought the tail was supposed to add balance Leira." Everyone looks down at the floor to see a woman, dressed in complete white, with white hair and light blue eyes that look white from a foot away, kneeling beside a girl with long black hair, violet eyes, and a pair of black cat ears on her head and a black tail.
"You know what? Just shut the fuck up Taki! HELL WHY ARE YOU HERE ANYWAY!" A guy sitting on one of the couches, with brown hair and brown eyes, lets out a deep sigh.
"Because you fucking transvestite, I have to be." Leira lets out a loud hiss and jumps back up, flexing her claws.
"What the hell did you call me bastard!"
"Ahem," Nikki clears her throat, "The girl in white is Angel, she's here for Russia, the cat demon is Leira, and she's here from Texas/ the U.S. and the smartass on the couch is Taki and he's from Germany." (They do not have accents)
"My Nikki-chan," Angel stands up, "You seem to have grown respectively taller since I have seen you last. How have you been?"
"Fine, thanks hun. How has the spellcasting been going?"
"Just fine!" Angel clasps her hands behind her back and smiles, "Thank-you for asking!"
"YO, YO, YO BITCHES AND BASTARDS! BLADE IS IN DA HOUUUUSE!"
"Blade, I really wish you wouldn't do this to me." a blonde male vampire says, smacking his head, in a British accent. Blade was a male vampire who had long black hair and blood red eyes. Blade walks up to Angel.
"Angel, kiddo, how've you been?"
"Fine th..." Blade cuts her off by pressing his lips up against hers and adding some tongue too.
O.O (Everyone)
"Um, thank-you." Angel manages to choke out.
"God you man whore," Leira mutters.
"Real pathetic Angel...now where the hell is my nail file." a girl with black hair and hot pink streaks with hot pink eyes tugs at a pink nail file underneath Battousai's foot.
"Dude," she says on all fours, looking up at him, "You're on my nail file."
"I would care why?"
"Cause Allie's gonna beat your ass black and blue if you don't." A girl with long black hair and silver streaks with sapphire eyes nudges Allie's butt with her foot.
"I love how you volunteer me Naoko."
"Don cha though?" Battousai sighs and steps off the nail file, to end the bickering.
"Thank-you." Allie grabs the nail file and stands up, brushing imaginary dust off her rather short skirt. Actually, the hotel was quite sanitary.
"Allow me to catch you guys up, Alisande, a.k.a. Allie, is from France, Naoko is from Romania, Blade and Spike are from Italy."
"Hey ya'll!" Leira yells, waving.
"Um Nikki."
"Hm Kaoru?"
"Two things, one, what country do we represent here, and two, why the hell is he here?" Kaoru points back to Haru, who was wearing an expression of 'Get me the hell outta here'.
"Well, we represent Spain -duh- and Haru is here because he asked to come along when we slept together at the hotel." Sanouske stops trying to stuff a hundred mini wieners in his mouth and spits them all out on Naoko's skirt.
"Oh, that is gross -.-" Naoko mutters.
"Sex Kitten and Haru fucked eachother!"
"Well Sanouske-san, sessha wasn't suspicious until you said that, that he wasn't."
"SANOUSKE!" Nikki screams, "He comforted me when I couldn't get to sleep you jackass!" She begins pummeling him.
"OW OW! OKAY OW!"
"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP ALL YA'LL BITCHES!" Everyone gets quiet and stares at Leira.
"So, Nikki, you wanna go snowboarding after we unpack and stuff?"
"Hell yes!" Nikki rushes up to the Spanish suite and hurriedly unpacks her stuff and rushes back down with a black snowboard with flames on it.
"LET US GO ME AMEBAS!" she squeals, bolting out the revolving door.
Me: R and R please!