Me: Aaaaand I'm back. STEELERS WON THE SUPERBOWL! WOO! LETS ALL PAR-TAY!
Ariel: Um, Nikki, isn't it a little late for that?
Me: Um, yeah, I guess it is. Oh poo. T.T
Ariel: -.- Why do I even bother? Especially since you've just downed ½ a liter of Cherry Pepsi.
Me: I know! (Insert stupid grin here) WHO WANTS COOKIES! (runs off laughing like a maniac)
Jade- Psha. Have I read it? DOOD! It's freaking on my favs list! My fav chappie is the Blouse Bunnies! LOL!
Spatial- He is and he's quietly steaming inside. And, WHY MUST YOU MOCK ME! T.T (curls up and dies) Narrator: Nice, you've killed the authoress. No there'll be no more chapters...MEANIE! (Raspberries you)
Chigiri Ikeda- Sarra has two, and she's gonna teach me next winter I spend at her house! WooT! Kewl thing about Defiance, is that we have some major hills around here. YAY!
Evil-chan- YAY! PHISH! (my funky spelling for fish) I UPDATED! YAY! AND MY PHISH SAY HELLO!
Jou-chan- Yes, I know what you're sayin. It's all up here in my head what's gonna happen. Relax. -.- You peeps worry too much. And now I'm just sayin (konks her fist on your head) Enjoy yo!
anim3angel173- Me: Soari, I only have one thing, okay two, to say to you. 1) Quote -O.O No, not the butt room. Anything but the butt room. There's...butts- unquote. Yeah, that kinda meets the qualifications of a butt room! 2) WOO! CHOCOLATE! GIMME GIMME GIMME! (Zooms away) Angel: O.O Um, (pushes loose strands of hair back into her ponytail) Yes, that was quite awkward. Hajimemashite and Konnichiwa everyone! (Bows) How have you been? If it's not insulting to you, Aion-kun -I honor all requests within reason, of course-, I would like to study myself. I just wish for you to be of assistance when I get myself, how to say, up shit creek without a paddle. (Waves her arm and accidentally blows up Taki) O.O Um, then again, maybe for the safety of Nikki-chan and the others, I should accept your offer of apprenticeship. Allie: And to answer the ass question...(begins doing that one song) I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round back in yo face you get, feelings! Ah ah ah! It's fun to stay at the Y-WAH-POW! Me: (holds a pan with Allie's face smacked into it) Don't you dare start that up again. Besides, Ruin-chan, I was just being a smartass. Why do you care anyway, Ruin-chan? Yes, I called you Ruin-chan. RUIN-CHAN RUIN-CHAN RUIN-CHAN! WHATCHA GONNA DUE ABOUT IT! Angel: On the subject of honorifics, um, Soari-chan, may I call you Ri-chan? . I am sorry, but it is sooo cute! And Ryushi-sama, I absolutely refuse to call you anything but Ryushi-sama! 'Kun' is an honorific just between you and Satari-chan and 'San' and 'Chan' are just beneath you. . I'm sorry I could not honor your request! (Looks back at me, who's still saying Ruin-chan) Nikki-chan, please, do address Ruin-sama with something other than 'chan'. Me: Eh? Aw, Angel. You know I'm doing this to push his buttons. See? Beep Beep. (Pokes Ruin's stomach twice) Naoko: (looks up from a Victoria's Secret catalog) Eh? Where's Leira and 'Sari? Allie: Playing tonsil hockey in the closet. See? (Opens the closet door) Leira: OH MY GOD! ALLIE! SHUT THE DAMN DOOR! Allie: (slams the door shut) Told ya. Me: Sadist. Oh wait, that's Devil and Ruin-chan. Angel: And, um, about the toddlers who bit you, was Satari-chan involved in that too? I mean, no offense meant, but she can get...well, hyper at times. Me: Dude, toddlers, I don't think Star is young enough to be a toddler. Otherwise, I have been conversing with a damn smart toddler. (Furrows her brow) No, don't even think it. Angel: Think what? Me: This! (Holds up a totally doctored picture of Ruin's grandma in nipple tassels) Allie: OH MY GOD! THOSE ARE MINE! I AM SOO SCARRED! (begins trying to claw her eyes out) Angel: (covers here eyes -too late-) Oh my... (takes one hand off her eyes and covers Aion's eyes too) Me: (puts the photo away) Well, I'll use that for blackmail later. Angel: Nikki-chan, is it safe for me to uncover our eyes. Me: Yes ma'am. Angel: (takes her hands off her and Aion's eyes) Good. So, um, A-Aion-kun. Um, Me: Random question time! Yay! Remember the random color question! WooT! Angel: Um, what did you have for breakfast today? . Me and Allie: . -She so blew it- Angel: Oh, dear, this always happens. Me: Sure, sweetie. Angel: Well, we'd better get going. You did promise your brother the computer now, remember? Me: I know, but must he keep HARPING! Toodles! Angel: Sayonara everyone!
Halfway out to the half-pipe, Emilio, beside the family car, grabs his daughter by the collar and holds her there, while she's still running in place.
"Sweet pea? Just where might you be going?" Nikki stops at hearing her father's voice.
"o.o Um, to the half-pipe daddy."
"And why are you going out to the half-pipe?"
"o.o Um, to have fun daddy?"
"Are you forgetting that you still have to go to school, even though we technically are on vacation?"
"o.o Um, yes daddy."
"And did you tell your friends that they still have to go to school?"
"o.o Um, no daddy."
"And don't you think you should before they find out and get really mad at you?"
"o.o Um, yes daddy." '
"Then march!" Emilio turns his daughter around facing the front doors to the hotel.
"Yessir!" Nikki throws him a salute and begins marching, Nazi soldier style, through the snow and toward the hotel, only to smack into Sanouske, who was just spinning around and around in the revolving doors.
"SANOUSKE!" Naoko screams at him, "NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU SPIN AROUND IN IT, IT'S STILL GONNA SPIN THE SAME WAY DUMBASS!" (Keh, heh, Sarra and I did this at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Chicago. Seeing as we're simple Ohioan folk, we've never been in a revolving door before the class trip to Chicago)
"I know, but I'm having too much fun! XD."
"Well the fun better stop before I end up puking my ass off Sanouske!" Yes, Nikki was still trapped in the revolving doors with him. Sanouske stops to drop her off inside the lobby, but before he could start up again, Nikki seizes him by the ear and drags him out with her.
"Sit your dumbass down and listen," Nikki plops him down on the couch beside Taki.
"Yo."
"Hey."
"Unbeknownst to you guys, but knownst to the reps and me, we still have to go to the school here."
"WHAT?"
"I could see that coming. Yes, yes, school. The WMCM believes that just because we're on vacation doesn't mean that we should shirk our duties as heirs and their idea on that is that we should still go to school and...do I dare say it, learn." Nikki and everyone else lets out a group shudder, "And what they say, goes. And now that that's done, toodles!" she once again picks up her snowboard and begins to leave, and she almost reached freedom until Emilio grabs her again, this time in the lobby.
"Sweet pea, did you tell them." Nikki freezes.
"o.o Yes daddy."
"And did you check us in?"
"o.o No daddy."
"Don't you think you should?"
"o.o Yes daddy."
"Are you supposed to have fun on this trip?"
"Tch, hell no. This stupid council makes it so we can't."
"Sweet pea." Emilio growls.
"Okay! Yes daddy."
"Good, and don't worry about us checking in, Jase and Ryu took care of it."
"AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY MOANS OR GROANS FROM YOU GUYS AT NIGHT, UNLIKE LAST YEAR! GOT ME!" Auriela yells, lugging a small suitcase behind her. Jason and Ryu hang their heads in defeat.
"Yes ma'am."
"Good," Auriela sits down the suitcase, panting, and rests her hands on her bulging belly, "Damn," she mutters, "This takes a lot outta me."
"Dude, Ella, did you get fat?" Nikki bops Sanouske across the head.
"She's pregnant you dumbass. I announced it at lunch one day, remember?"
"No, and that was because I was in too much pain because you fucking put lemon juice in my eye. Oh wait, that was the day you were snogging Kenshin infront of everyone at lunch because you were so happy, right?"
"You were making out infront of everyone Nikki?" Nikki konks Sanouske across the head again and then smiles sheepishly at her dad.
"No, I was just so happy, I wasn't thinking right. Anyway, how bout those rooms eh? C'mon guys," Nikki grabs a key card from Jason and picks up her luggage, "Toodles!" With that, she runs off. Everyone just shrugs and follows the trail of dust, leading to the elevators.
Tomorrow...
"DAMMIT! I HATE SCHOOL!" Kaoru screams, slamming her head on the desk infront of her, "WHAT THE HELL? WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO ANYWAY! First of all, WE DO NOT BELONG TO THE MAFIA! Secondly, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING VACATION! Zhee, huff, huff."
"Kaoru, honey, calm down." Battousai puts a comforting hand on her shoulder, "Why not just enjoy it like those three?" He points back at Sanouske, who was trying to stuff a globe in his mouth, and Angel and Naoko, who were sitting on either side of him. Naoko was laughing so hard, because she dared him to try it, she had her head on her desk and was slamming her fist on it and Angel was hunched over, with tears rolling down her face because she was laughing too.
"IT'S A ME! MARIO!" Everyone stops what they're doing and stares at the red Nintendo character. "I SAID, IT'S A ME! MARIO!" All the dudes who were in the Mafia, in other words, everyone but Kaoru, Battousai, Sanouske, Spatial, Kenshin, and Haru, take out their own guns and start shooting the shit out of Mario. And they continue shooting him until all their ammo in their guns run out.
"NINTENDO SUCKS! SONY RULZ!" Crash, from those Crash Bandicoot games, yells. Everyone reloads and starts shooting him until their ammo runs out again.
"WRONG FANFICTIONS ALL YA'LL BASTARDS!" Leira yells at the two video game corpses. Some dudes in white come and take the corpses away.
"We in the Mafias try not to show favoritism." Nikki says, putting her gun and spare ammo away.
O.O (Spatial, Kao, Kenshin, Sano, Batts, and Haru)
"Um, sure." Sanouske mutters, and again resumes trying to stuff the globe in his mouth. He actually got it halfway in before the teacher came in.
"Hello again, most of you."
"Teacher!" Naoko raises her hand.
"Already causing problems Naoko?"
"No, but Sanouske, the dude sitting beside me, got the globe stuck in his mouth!"
"Miss Naoko, that is the second year you have caused someone to stick a globe in their mouth. -.- Have you no shame?"
"Nope, none! XD"
"I believe it too."
"Um sensei," Angel sheepishly says, standing up too, "I think he's trying to say that it's beginning to hurt, can I take him down to the office to have it removed?"
"(siiiigh) Yes, you may Angel." Angel gets up and pulls Sanouske out the classroom with her.
"Dumbass." Nikki mutters, looking at the empty seat where he was, "YO! SENSEI! REMEMBER ME!"
"(HUGE sigh) Yes, you were the one who duct taped me to the gym mats and had the entire class throw banana cream pies at me.
"IT WAS AN HONEST TO GUN SENIOR PRANK! LIGHTEN UP TEACH!"
"YOU WERE IN THE EIGHTH GRADE MISS HIROTE!"
"I WAS THE SENIOR OF THE JR. HIGH!"
"IF THAT WAS YOUR SENIOR PRANK FOR JUNIOR HIGH, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOUR SENIOR PRANK WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY A SENIOR!"
"BRING IT BASTARD! I'LL FREAKING EGG YOUR CHARGER IF YOU KEEP THAT TALK UP!"
"Nikki, sit down." Kaoru grabs the hem of her friend's shirt and forces her down into her seat.
"But Kaooooooo,"
"A bip bip bip bip," Kaoru holds up a finger to silence her pouty friend, "Hushie, no talkie."
"Yes ma'am." Nikki turns around and shuts up.
O.O (the class)
"Dude," some surfer guy says with that surfer voice, "You have done what we of this class have tried so hard to do, shut her up. Oh, YOU ROCK!" A textbook hits the back of his head.
XP (the surfer guy)
"SHUT UP CHASE!" Naoko yells.
"Yes ma'am." Chase gives her an unconscious thumbs-up. (Me: Is that possible? o.O)
The bell rings.
(-.-) (Teacher)
"Well, it seems we have wasted a whole period doing nothing. Shut up and go to gym."
"WOO! GYM! Which means, MORTAL KOMBAT!" Nikki runs toward the door but slams into it because it was closed. She gets back up and then runs out.
"Dude," Kaoru says, "The authoress spelled combat wrong..."
R and R yo!