Me: (slouching in chair) Oh god I feel fat.
Ariel: But it's Ash Wednesday, not Fat Tuesday, that was yesterday.
Me: I know, but I had to stuff myself because we can't eat between meals, except on Sundays. I'm a Catholic ya know. So I had to load up on salmon patties.
Ariel: Is that what we ate? (Turns around and throws up)
Me: Review...(pauses to stop the wave of nausea about to hit) Okay, sorry. Review responses.
anim3angel173- Me: Oh shit. Angel: What? Are you feeling alright? Me: Yeah, but I just realized, I gave up chocolate for Lent. 40 days of no chocolate...O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (big breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! XP Angel: Um, (looks down at my unconscious form) well, yes. (Bows) Hello again everyone! How have you been? XD (kicks me in the shin to get me up) Me: OW! I mean-WOW! (Clutches her bruised shin) I'm just glad it wasn't Naoko. She found the steel-toed combat boots. Hey! I'm a pritch! WOW! (Begins happy crying while holding a golden statue of a hand sticking up its middle finger(my version of the Grammy's)) I'd like to thank my mom and daddy for making me and raising me to be a prick and the preps at school for making me a bitch and... Angel: Well, yes. Wonderful for you Nikki-chan. Me: And yes. To Ruin-chan: Quote 'Fuck you' unquote, Oh please do. Yes, pleeeaassseee do. Hey Allie! Allie: Yo! Me: Can I borrow your handcuffs and whips? Allie: Sure! You can have some body candy too if ya want! Us: (look at eachother smirking and then begin laughing our asses off) Me: AHAHAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT! I WOULDN'T TOUCH RUIN WITH A 10-FOOT POLE! HAHAHAHA! Allie: AHAHAHA! RUIN? WILLINGLY FUCK YOU! NEVER IN FIVE MILLION YEARS WOULD EVEN BILL CLINTON WANT TO DO THAT! AHAHAHAHA-OW! Me: (smacked her, still laughing) Angel: (in a lab coat with her hair done up in a messy bun and those scientific goggles on, with a spell book open infront of her) Yes, well, I suppose I should conduct the review whilst Nikki-chan and Allie-chan are "LMAO"ing. Aion-sama, I will be willing to start whenever you wish. Naoko: GOD DAMMIT ANGEL! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME! (begins furiously scratching her arm) Angel: (jumps in surprise and accidentally drops her book, knocking over various bottles and stuff) EH! WHAT! OH NO! TELL ME THAT YOU DID NOT TOUCH THE RED BOTTLE ON THE KITCHEN TABLE! PLEASE NAOKO-CHAN! Naoko: Erm, well, I kinda did. Angel: Oh Naoko-chan (brings her over to the lab set) That was itching powder! (Begins washing Naoko's arm off and smiles apologetically) Sorry, now do you see how bad I am? Are you sure you wouldn't mind tutoring me Aion-sama? I will be in your debt forever. (Bows) Naoko: Ow! Angel, watch it! That was the faucet you collided my arm into! Angel: Yes! Sorry! Me: (sits up wiping tears from her eyes) Whoo. Sorry. Okay, where was I? Yeah, well. Here! (Hands a copy of the picture to everyone but Ruin) Save it for later! (Winks) Angel: Wait, Ruin-sama's going away? Oh. I'll miss him. (Begins crying) Taki: (pops up out of nowhere) AH HA! THAT'S TEN BUSTER! TEN TIMES YOU'VE MADE HER CRY! NOW WE GETTA LET ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS BEAT YOU UP! AND WE SHALL NOW DRAW OUT OF A HAT! Allie, the hat please! Allie: (Pulls one of those pop out hats from her shirt and pops it out and drops 4 slips of paper into it) Taki: Thank-you Allie. Now I shall randomly draw a name. Me: WAIT! I GOT A BET TO MAKE WITH ALLIE! (2 min of whispering later) Okay! All set! Taki: -.- (draws a slip of paper out of the hat) And the person to beat up Ruin is... Ruin. WHY THE HELL IS THIS IN THERE! (tears it into confetti) The person to beat Ruin up for making our beloved Angel cry...(draws a slip of paper out) Aion. Me: OH YEAH! YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS ALLIE! Allie: Dammit. (Takes 5 bucks out of her shirt and hands it to me) Me: I now am 5 bucks richer! Thanks Aion! Angel: Oh yes, Ri-chan, I just remembered. I went up to the store earlier today and I saw something that reminded me of you and Nikki-chan. (Picks up her purse and begins digging through it) Ah ha! Here you are! XD (hands Soari one of those foot-long Tootsie Rolls) And yes, Nikki-chan, here you go! (Hands me one of those 50-packs of Pixi Stix) Me: WOO! (Seizes them) Artificially flavored 100 percent pure sugar! YAY! (Consumes 5 at once) Naoko: OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! Angel: XD But look how happy she is! Me: (already consumed the whole thing) Naoko: Oh god! (Smacks her forehead) We'd better sign off before that sugar sets in. See ya! Angel: Yes, goodbye! I have to go get more itching powder since it appears Naoko knocked the whole vial over. Goodbye! (Bows) Me: SUGAR! (that's sugar language for goodbye) Angel: But before I go, there's something I've been wanting to do for a while...(HUGS Aion) Heh, sorry. (Walks away, giggling like mad)
darkdevilangelprincess- Are you daft? HELL YA I'M CONTINUING THIS! IT'S TOO MUCH FUN TO STOP! WOO! (HUG) Thanks for reading this and reviewing it!
blueangel-maggie1723- Naoko: My god you are dumb. Me: (slaps her) Stop it! People do get confused at times ya know! And yes, yes I have time to listen to you. I always have time to listen to anyone. And dewd, a girl and I at school were already using 'phish' for spelling 'fish'. Naoko: Yeah dumbass. Me: (slaps her again) How the hell was she supposed to know! Hey, where's Lou? Haven't seen her for a while. Naoko! Did you tie her up and lock her in a closet with Kuwabara! Naoko: Dude! It wasn't me! I swear! Me: Do you swear? Naoko: Every damn day. Me: YOU BETTER NOT MISSY! Naoko: WELL I DO! Us: (get into a dust cloud fight)
Evil-chan- YAY RANDOMNESS! My phish say hi back. And yes. I got the idea to kill Mario and Crash from Scary Movie 3 when they kill Simon at the rap contest. Crazy, ne?
Chigiri Ikeda- (siiigh) Yes, video game spree. 12 hours straight. YAY! SLEEPLESS! WOO!
Wild Cat- If you ever make it this far, yes you may suggest, and yes, I most likely will do. LOL. Oh god I can just see that! Bye Bye!
(Insert Mortal Kombat song here (Yes, I have been playing too much video games, as a reviewer had pointed out)
The teacher was taking attendance when...
"OMG! I JUST REMEMBERED! NAOKO! WE ARE AT ALPHA NINER DELTA!"
"NOT ALPHA NINER DELTA NIKKI! EVIL PENGUINS CAN'T BE TAKING OVER THE SCHOOL AND OPENING AN ICE SKATING RINK IN THIS GYM!"
"-.- Naoko, that's Alpha Fiver Delta."
"o.O Oh. OH MY GOSH! ANGEL CAN'T BE MISSING AND WE CAN'T COVER UP FOR HER BECAUSE SHE NEVER REALLY HAS AN EXCUSE AND WE CAN'T THINK OF ANY!"
"YES! THAT'S IT!"
(O.o) (Everyone)
"They cannot be serious." Spatial mutters.
"Sad thing is, I think they are." Battousai and Spatial sigh in unison.
"I AM HERE!" Angel runs in, crashing into Haru by accident, "Beg your pardon, I AM HERE SENSEI!"
"Very good, because your first match is against Haru."
"Yes."
"Get suited up. You both have five minutes."
"But I don't even need it sensei."
"Same here yo. But, where's your weapons?"
"RIGHT HERE!" Angel strikes a pose and a loud explosion rings through the gym followed by smoke. The smoke blows away to reveal a black Taki (he kinda got caught up in the blast) and Angel, in a pure white, floor-length dress, with a triangle cut out of the front of it, the tip of it only at about mid-thigh. It also had a low-scooped back and front to it, showing off just enough skin, her sleeves hanging off her wrists to about mid-thigh, and thigh-high white boots. Angel flicks some of her waist-length hair over her shoulder.
"Shall we begin Haru-sama?" she asks, taking out and unfolding a steel fan (it comes with the dress. An OC bonus), that was attached to her belt.
"WOO! ENTER SPELLCASTER MODE!"
"SHUT UP LEIRA!" Naoko yells across the gym.
"If that's all you've got," Haru says, flexing his muscles and getting into a fighting pose, "Then you will lose, miserably."
"We shall see." Angel gets into an attacking pose as well, holding the fan over her head. A bell rings out of nowhere and they both charge at eachother. Angel smirks and takes out the peg, joining all sections of the fan, and separates them in between her fingers, each section becoming its own blade. Haru notices this at the last moment and barely manages to dodge each dagger as she throws them. They each skid to a halt, sliding right past eachother.
"You have very nice agility Haru-sama." Angel compliments, gathering each dagger and putting them back into their fan-like shape.
"And you have very good wit, kid." Haru takes a katana off the wall and unsheathes it.
"I appreciate the compliment greatly Haru-sama." Angel charges at him and feigns a hit toward his lower body and instead quickly retaliates and knocks the katana out of his hand. While Haru was still in shock, she grabs him and quickly smacks him across the face multiple times with her steel fan. (Me: Ouch man.) Haru manages to regain his composure, but not for long because Angel raises the steel fan above her head and quickly flips it down over Haru's head and catches it before it hits the ground and flips it back up again, catching it after it smacks into Haru's jaw. I would say he would be knocked out by this point, wouldn't you?
"Mmhm!" she giggles, striking a victory pose, "Did I zing ya?" she asks. Angel bows and with another puff of smoke, she was back into her blue jeans and white blouse.
"Next match Naoko and Blade."
"Hey Nikki."
"Hm?"
"Bet ya five bucks I can get it with one hit."
"You're on." Naoko walks out and goes face-to-face with Blade.
"You're about to get your ass kicked with one move bastard."
"Bring it on whore."
"BEGIN!" Before Blade could do anything, Naoko reaches out to his chest and gives him a titty twister. (Me: Again, ouch) Blade was down and screaming in pain for 10 seconds and Naoko was declared the victor. Nikki sighs and hands over five bucks.
"Such violence goes on in this school." the sensei mutters, "Next up, Sanouske and Leira."
"YAY! WRESTLING! HOWS ABOUT IT ROOSTER!"
"Fine with me."
"Begin." (Note, some of the moves described here belong to either WWE or Backyard Wrestling. I do not own either)
"See, you don't know us chicks from the south." Leira says, hunching over.
"Oh, I don't?"
"Nope. We LOVE wrestling. In fact, allow me to show you." Leira quickly grabs Sanouske's head and tucks his neck underneath one of her legs and jumps up, landing on her behind and smashing Sanouske's face into the ground.
"See?"
"Yeah, I see." Sanouske grabs her by the hair and forces Leira to stand (she's in human form, no ears or tail) and forces her behind him, putting her in a headlock. Sanouske spins her around infront of him and knees her in the gut real hard (she's still in a headlock). (Note: My fav move, Turn and Cough, courtesy of Backyard Wrestling)
"Oh you bastard." Leira growls, clutching her stomach, "You've forced me to do this." Let us just say that Leira ran up and kicked Sanouske in the "nether region" and he'll be singing soprano for a while.
XP (Sano)
"I win! BITE ME ROOSTER! THAT WAS FOR KNOCKING ME DOWN!"
"Sanouske wins!"
"WHAT!"
"Illegal conduct on your part Miss Leira."
"ME! ALL I DID WAS MAKE HIM SING SOPRANO! IT WAS NAOKO WHO GAVE THE TITTY TWISTER!"
"And Blade enjoyed every minute of it."
"Yes, I did."
O.o (Everyone)
"I mean...DAMN YOU WOMAN! THAT HURT!"
"Whatever. We know you enjoyed it."
After school...
"SNOWBOARDING! WOO!" Nikki grabs her snowboard and prepares to run out again. She would've made it too, if Naoko hadn't grabbed her at the last minute. (Me: Poor woman, she can never win)
"You, me, the guys, up in the Chinese suite. Now."
Up in Naoko's Suite...
So far, it was only Battousai and Allie up there, waiting for everyone else.
"Um, Allie, it's not so much that you're always filing your nails that bothers me, but it's the sound that really bothers me." Allie looks up from the nail she was filing.
"Oh I'm sorry. I had no idea I was sharing a room with Prince Charles. I didn't recognize you with that new ear job you had done."
"You know, you are about as unsociable as people come."
"Well I am soo sorry. Just so you know," she begins tearing up, "If you had tried to make me fell bad (sniff) you have succeeded."
"Um, I'm sorry."
"Yeah (sniff) me too. I've just-had a real (sniffle) stressful week. What, with the WMCM happening (sniff) and then my b/f breaking up with me. See, (sniffle) it's my birthday."
"Happy Birthday?"
"Thanks. But, do I get perfume? No. Does he get me a bouquet of flowers? No. (Begins crying) I am a woman! I am sensitive too!" Angel walks in.
"Hello, hello!" she calls.
"HEY! I AM DISCUSSING MY EMOTIONS HERE!" Angel quickly runs out the door and slams it shut.
"Hey! Angel! Wait up!" Battousai begins to run out, but Allie grabs his coat and stops him.
"I'm not done talking about my feelings yet." All Battousai could think was 'Kaoru, HELP ME!'
Me: The poor dude. R and R plz!