Me: Oh, day 4 of lent, I'm making it without chocolate...slowly, but surely. God knows what'll happen when PMS rolls around...GOOD LUCK TO ALL YA'LL WHO ARE GIVING SOMETHING UP TOO!
anim3angel173- Me: On the subject of rooms, we're live to you from Naoko's room! Naoko: WTF? Why my room! (her room is a total punk rock room) Me: Cause yours is the coolest. Angel: Hello everyone, and people-who-Satari-chan-invited-over-and-I-have-no-idea-who-the-crunk-you-are! How are you? Leira: (pokes her head up from a magazine) Did she just say crunk? Blade: What the hell does crunk mean anyway? Spike: Is that crunk with a 'k'? Me: Helpin everybody get crunk in here! (Turns on the radio to Freek-A-Leek by Petey Pablo and puts it on full blast) Angel: (just got finished reading the review) Um, why would Aion-kun call me 'deer'? I'm not a faun. Me: HOLD IT! (Whips out a HUGE dictionary) The dictionary for idiots. My best friend! Well, one of them anyway! (Begins flipping through the pages) Naoko: -.- While the idiot is looking up the definition of 'dear', Angel, hun, he meant d-e-a-r. As in, a term of affection. Angel: Oh? OHHHH! Oh! XD Me: FOUND IT! Ahem, dear, used as a regarding term of affection, and used as an affectionate from of address. (Slams the dictionary shut) Angel: Well thank-you Aion-kun! (Smiles cutely) Me: Oh Star! I feel for you! One time I gave up all pop for Lent and IT WAS TORTURE! (hugs) Don't worry, we can do it! (Sniff) We'll pull through! And if I fail, well, Ryushi can cover for me! Right Ryu? Angel: Hm, Ryu-chan? Me: Wha? Angel: Well, I've been in the habit of making up nicknames lately. Ryu-chan, ne? Mmhm! It's cute! From now on, Ryushi-sama will be Ryu-chan! Me: AW! IT'S SO ADORABLE! JUST LIKE RYUSHI! NE SATARI? (glomps Ryushi) Angel: And don't worry about getting me anything Ri-chan! It's perfectly alright! I just like knowing that I've made you happy! Me: Thas' mah girl! (Hugs Angel) Angel: Yes, I suppose! XD Aion-sama, wherever you would like to go is fine with me! After all, you are the master and I am the apprentice! Naoko: (begins playing She's A Rebel by Green Day on her electric guitar) Me: NAOKO! WE ARE TRYING TO CONDUCT A REVIEW RESPONSE HERE! Naoko: FUCK YOU! (goes back to playing) Leira: Wow, she ain't half bad. Me: SHUT UP! Devil: Yes, it is slightly disturbing my reading. (Reading a book on the dark arts) Me: Naoko... Devil: Naoko...Naoko...Naoko...NAOKO! SHUT UP! Us: O.O Devil: Thank-you. (Goes back to reading) Me: Yeesh. That doesn't happen much. Angel: Yes, and I hope you guys will put Ruin-sama's room back to order BEFORE he gets back. (Goes all teary-eyed) It doesn't make sense. Why would you want to do that to him? It's mean. (Begins crying) I mean, he's been nothing but nice to me. Me: Yeah, sure. I can tell ya one thing though. I'm glad I didn't give up CSI: Las Vegas. That's like, my fav show EVER! I would die! T.T I've seen every episode like, three times. Angel: Yes, it is quite entertaining! Oh, I have a nickname for Ruin now! Ru-chan! XD Me: (begins laughing) Oh yeah! He'll LOVE that! Angel: I hope he does. I'm still trying to figure one out for Aion-kun. (Bites her lip) His name is a challenging one. Me: Oh, yeah, speaking of Aion's name, did you get it off of Chrono Crusade? Cause there is an Aion on that, you do know. I don't read the series or anything, it was in my Anime Insider. And now that I've looked back at it, the Aion from Chrono Crusade is hot. DAMMIT! WHY THE HELL ARE ALL ANIME BAD GUYS HOT! THERE'S SESSHOMARU, AION, ENISHI (sorta), AKITO, SUZAKU, NEED I GO ON? Angel: And I am glad you appreciated my hug Aion-kun! It was out of line, but I couldn't resist! I'm full of spare hugs! So anytime anyone wants one, don't be afraid to ask! XD In fact, I have a special one waiting for Ruin-sama when he comes back! Me: Leira? Leira: (loading up a 44 Magnum) One step ahead of ya. Ready to defend Angel, after Ruin sees his room and then she hugs him, when Ruin tries to kill her. Me: Kewlie! Hey, Star or anyone for that matter, do you have blonde hair? If so, then you are AJ! Naoko: WHAT! Me: AJ. Allow me to explain. We have a friend named A.J. and whenever we want A.J.'s attention we always scream A.J. and A.J. never pays attention so finally we scream AJ and A.J. pays attention. And, A.J. is a very smart blonde. So I made up the word AJ. It describes a person who disproves the dumb blonde theory. XD Everyone but Angel: O.o Angel: XD How cute! Me: I know! A.J. slapped me for making it too! XD Angel: Well, we must be leaving now. Please, have fun! And get over those hangovers soon! Goodbye to you too Aion-sama! (Hugs him and kisses him on the forehead) Me: Bai Bai everyone! Remember Star, we're suffering together! Bye Ryu-chan! Sorry, had to try that out! XD Toodles! MWAH! (Blows you all kisses)
blueangel-maggie1723- Naoko: WHAT? I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME! Me: DON'T GIMME THAT MISSY! OTHERWISE I SHALL LOCK YOU IN THE CLOSET WITH BLADE! Naoko: -.- You wouldn't. Me: Try me. Naoko: Too bad! Me: (stuffs Naoko in a closet with Blade) Heh. Sorry. But I kinda have to agree with Lou. Shigure is kinda cute. But the hottest in that series is Haru! Yup! XD! MINE!
Evil-chan- Heh, ya know what? Me too. My pet rock says hi too. Wait, my pet rock talks? O.o
Jade- I know, this fic is beyond words.
Chigiri Ikeda- I sure as hell didn't. YAY FOR SANO! I just had to make him win something (snickers) Thanks, I'll put the FOOTCL award with the other one and the 'Pritch' (prick and bitch, best of both worlds XD) award.
Jou-chan- YAY! KAORU SAVED BATTS! HAPPY DANCE! (Does the happy dance)
Let's see. We left off where Allie was burdening Batts with her emotions, right? Okay then.
BANG! Kaoru kicks the door to the Chinese suite open.
"YOU! COME HERE!" she screams at Battousai, motioning to a spot infront of her, "NOW!" She looked so pissed, he didn't dare defy her. Kaoru grabs him by the ear and begins dragging him out of the room.
"Spatial got tired of your mental distress signals and she sent me to get you." Kaoru growls, "And I was watching CSI. You know how I get during CSI."
"OW! Yes, I, OW, do." Angel pokes her head out of the French suite.
"Kaoru-sama?" she calls.
"WHAT?"
"I just wanted to let you know that the butler did it."
"Thanks hun! XD"
"You're welcome Kaoru-sama!" Angel disappears behind the door.
"Okay!" Kaoru says, smiling, "You may go now Battousai." She places a chaste kiss on his lips and he takes off like he's about to shit in five seconds if he doesn't reach a bathroom.
"I wonder why he was scared? Oh well." Kaoru shrugs and walks back into the Spanish suite to watch the 9:00 episode of CSI.
Down in the Lobby...(Why am I now thinking of the song 'Down in the Valley'?)
"OMG! YOU'RE FINALLY HERE!" Leira glomps a guy with ice blue hair and one silver eye and one ice blue eye. Everyone turns away to give the two their privacy while they're smothering eachother with kisses. Well, except for Allie, who was taking pictures on her camera phone. Nikki turns around and smacks her with her snowboard.
"Knock it off!" she hisses at Allie, "AND YOU!" she smacks Leira equally as hard with the snowboard, "Let the poor guy breathe!"
"Aww, but I'm so happy to see 'Sari!" Leira hugs the guy underneath her.
"Yes, it's nice to see Asari, I know. But there's a time and a place for making out and it's not here! Go up to your suite if you want to do it that much!"
"But then you peeps will get suspicious!"
"Exactly." Allie says, getting a sly grin on her face. Again, Nikki slaps her perverted friend with the snowboard.
"Leave em alone!" she scolds, "It's adorable." Asari stands up, dumping Leira on the floor.
"As much as I enjoy making out in the middle of public with ya Leira." he says, picking up his luggage, "This crap won't unpack itself."
"Sure it will!" Allie squeals, "Angel can take care of it!"
"I think he would like it if his luggage didn't spontaneously combust, Allie." Nikki smacks Leira across the head with the snowboard, again.
"Angel is not that bad of a spellcaster, and you know it."
"OMG! MY ARM IS FRICKEN ON FIRE!" Taki comes screaming into the lobby with his shirt sleeve on fire and an apologizing Angel chasing after him.
"Okay, I stand corrected. But you are not making her do work. It's vacation. And we are going to act like it. Just like I am going out to that half-pipe right now and there is nothing you people can do to stop me." Nikki turns toward the lobby doors and begins marching that-a-way.
"And where might my vivacious-not-to-mention-single granddaughter be going?"
(-.-) Nikki looks heavenward. 'Why me?' she mouths to the heavens.
"Grandma." Nikki sighs, turning around, "For the last fricken time, I have a boyfriend."
"Oh, I don't see him now, do you?"
"KENSHIN! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE!" Nikki screams.
"Right here Nikki-dono." Kenshin says, popping up behind his girlfriend. Nikki lets out a screech and jumps 5 feet in the air.
"KENSHIN!" she yells, hugging him, trying to calm down her racing heart, "Why are you here? And how-?"
"I was buying some mints at the candy counter when you called, that I was."
(-.-) "Oh. Well, see Grandma? Here he is! My b/f." 'In your face ya old witch!' she adds in her head.
"Oro? Did we not already cover this?"
"(sigh)Yes we did Kenshin, but my Grandmother still is under this impression that she's gonna arrange my marriage for me."
"Oro?"
"Yes, and it is not an impression, either." Nikki's grandmother turns her back on her granddaughter. Big mistake, because Nikki begins mocking her every word behind her back.
"I will be arranging her marriage because that is how it's been done for hundreds of years. Her mother's marriage was arranged, as mine and my mother's has been. Her sister's has been arranged and Mina's..." Nikki's grandma faces her granddaughter, who is still oblivious to the fact that her grandmother stopped talking and is now watching her, mocking her, "NICOLA HIROTE!" Nikki snaps to attention, "If you are going to mock someone behind their back, it might be wise to stop when they stop, si?"
"Si grandma." Nikki bows her head.
"Oro? But what about Ryu and Jason-san?" Nikki's grandma lets out a disgusted sniff.
"I don't think it's appropriate to talk about those two."
"Oh for heaven's sake grandma! They are your grandsons!"
"Illegitimately!" Nikki's grandma sharply cuts her off, "From your father's first marriage."
"Oh my god! I cannot believe we are talking about this infront of my boyfriend! All I wanted to do was fucking go snowboarding and try to enjoy myself on what these bastards call 'a vacation' but no! I can't even do that! I apparently I am only just a vessel for you bloodhounds called Mafia people, a vessel for some ghost girl who can't even let go of her fucking past, game to just be chased around in this forest you call my life by a murder who wants to kill me, and a fucking prize you can just sell off to the highest male bidder, where to him I will only be a housewife and a sex tool! GAH! Maybe I should just kill myself and it will all just go away!" Nikki throws her snowboard down and storms up to the Spanish suite, even growling at Angel who greeted her with a pleasant hello.
"Well now, that was highly uncalled for." Kenshin just shoots Nikki's grandma an 'I-can't-even-believe-you' look and heads for the elevators so he can comfort his girlfriend.
"Well now," Nikki's grandma was shocked, "Was it something I said?"
Me: Um allow me to answer, HELL YES! I WILL KILL THAT WOMAN! GRR! HOLD ME BACK!
Ariel: (holds me back) R and R please.