Me: I HAVE SAVED MY FRIEND FROM THE ANGRY CANADIANS!
Ariel: XP
Me: Yeah. Okay then. ONWARD!
anim3angel173- Me: I'm baaack! Can I get a WooT WooT! Naoko: -unenthused- Woo...Woo. Me: THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR! Leira: -pokes her head out of Angel's room- Would you bitches shut up? She's sleeping! Angel: -pokes her head out as well-No I'm not Ira-chan. Leira: GAH! Get back to bed! Angel: But I must say hello to everyone. You how happy it makes me to see them! XD Leira: -.- -sigh- Fine. But at least lay down on the couch so you can rest, Angie. Angel: Yes ma'am. Me: Yo. Ari. May I once again recommend the flame throwing meat cleaver of doom? It-huh? Angie? Hun? Why are you crying? Angel: I-I c-can't help it. I-I'm s-so h-happy! -MAJOR hugs Ruin- I'm so glad you're back! Taki: That's eleven and counting... Angel: I missed you soooo much! -hugs him again- And you! -MAJORLY hugs Aion- You too Aion-sensei! I can't thank you enough for helping me get better! -kisses him on both cheeks and then lays her head on his shoulder and cries- Me: Oh. -goes all teary eyed- Angie! -begins waving her hands infront of her face so she won't cry-. Naoko: -rolls eyes- Oh god. I think I'll go pass a stone, I have nothing better to do. -walks off- Angel: -lifts her head up and wipes some tears off her face- Oh. -giggles slightly- I kind of got your shirt wet. Sorry! -bows- And Ryushi-sama? -blushes- May I please see you in your dragon form sometime? If its not too much of an inconvenience for you? Me: -standing on to of an unconscious Naoko/ in a British accent- Just like the Mounties, we always get our man! -climbs down- Keh heh. I HAVE AVENGED YOU ARI! Angel: Colee-chan? Me: Yo! Yes Angie? Angel: I didn't know Naoko-san was a man! Me: -.- I'm going to ignore that and pretend that it's a side affect of that stuff Aion gave you. Allie: Sweet! I got a pic of Ryu giving Ari a kiss on my cellphone! Me: Kewl! Can I see? -grabs the cellphone and chops it in half, then torches it, with the flame throwing meat cleaver of doom- Not anymore you don't! XD I always look out for mah friends! Anywho. -sits on Ruin's lap and falls asleep with her head resting on his shoulder- Naoko: Note: This is to annoy him. XP Allie: And besides, I don't see why Ari will lose her voice from yelling, but yah. Whatever. Angie? Hun? Angel: Yes? Allie: How ya feeling? Angel: Much better thanks to Aion-sensei! XD Still a bit wobbly when I walk, but fine! Allie: That's good Angie! Angel: Yes! XD Colee-chan? Colee-chan? -taps my shoulder- Me: Angel, it better be good or I'll kill you. I'm sleeping on Ruin here! Angel: Never mind then. It can wait. Me: Good. -goes back to sleep- Angel: Though I am kind of mad at Naoko-san for telling everyone I used to cut. -hides her face in her hands- I'm so ashamed of that! I know I shouldn't have! But I was so distressed and- Leira: -hugs Angel- Don't sweat it Angie. We all do dumb shit we don't like at one point or another. Angel: Yes. I suppose so. Ryushi-sama is quite handsome! XD You're so lucky Ari! And Ari-chan is quite beautiful too! You're lucky as well Ryu-chan! I still hope I can find my special someone! Me: -lifts her head up- Join the club sweetheart. -lays her head back down- Angel: Um, well, yes. Well, there's something I've been itching to do ever since I found out what Ryushi-sama looks like. XD Forgive me! -begins messing with Ryushi's hair- Leira: AHAHAHAHA! THAT IS TOO CUTE! Angel: I'm sorry! -stops- I'll put it back if you want me to. Leira: -giggling- I'm sure he won't mind Angie hun. Angel: Yes. I hope not. That was above my place. I'm sorry. -bows- And Nikki-chan would like me to say, that she agrees with Ryushi. She prefers silver over any other color. I of course can hardly wait to see what everyone else looks like! Well -yawns- Pardon that. I regret to say that I must leave. I am feeling kind of tired. Good- -stops in mid-'Goodbye' because she fell asleep, leaning on Aion- Leira: You know what? Another stereotype! I don't get why people always say that country people say 'ya'll' I do so not say that! Bye ya'll! Allie: Yeah. Sure you don't. Bye everyone! Colee (a.k.a. Lazy ass sleeping on Ruin over there) says bye too. A miniature dragon demon: -pops up beside Angel- Milady? Milady? MILADY! Angel: -bolts awake- YES! Oh. -sees the dragon demon- Yes? May I help you? The little Demon: Yes. It is about Master Slipherion. Angel: Yes? The little Demon: He got injured in battle so he had to retreat and had to go incognito. Angel: ...Where's Cognito? The little Demon: -.- In hiding. Angel: Oh...where's Hiding? The little Demon: HE GOT HURT SO HE HAD TO RETREAT AND NOW HE'S HIDING IN A CAVE INSIDE THE NETHERWORLD YOU DUMBASS! Angel: Oh! OH MY GOODNESS! Is he alright? He's not injured, is he? The little demon: -.- I GIVE UP! -kicks a wall and then disappears- Me: Just so you know, Slipherion is a dragon demon/army commander in the netherworld. When Angel had to go to hell because she was condemned, he took her in and helped her. He has a thing for our little Angel. Okay, a big thing. A BIG thing. The dragon demon is part of his servant household thingie. Watch out Aion. Allie: Of course, she's as oblivious to it as usual. Me: Yeah. -door bursts down- Me: Here comes the calvary. Slipherion: WHERE THE HELL IS THAT LYING CHEATING BASTARD! Angel: Eh! What? Who? Sliph: Angel. Sweetie! -hugs her- How are you? Angel: I just got over being sick, thanks to Aion-sensei! Sliph: Sensei? Angel: Yes! Oh, allow me to introduce you please? Sliph: Uh, sure? Angel: WONDERFUL! Slipherion, this is Satari, one of the most wonderful friends a girl could ask for! And then Ryushi, the apple of Satari's eye and also a dragon demon, like yourself! He's really polite and he really knows how to make a person feel humble. I mean that in the best way possible. He also does a wonderful job keeping a protective eye over Ari! Soari, Satari's esteemed friend and a person who can always make you smile. Ruin-sama, a wonderful fighter and a perfect optimist! And of course, Aion-sensei! Oh! You should see his magic! It's absolutely wonderful! He's so good! And allowed me to be his apprentice! Sliph: -growls- Angel: And he protected everyone when Ruin-sama got really mad! His kindness really is limitless! Sliph: Yeah, that's nice. But- Angel: And did I tell you how he helped me when I was sick? Sliph: Angel. Where did that dragon demon go? Angel: You're not leaving again? Are you? -hugs him- I missed you. Sliph: -hugs Angel back- I missed you too sweetie. -kisses the top of her head- Gods I missed you. -lets out a relaxed sigh- I missed that smell of rain and jasmine that you have. Angel: -giggles- Thank-you. I haven't seen you in two years! I still have to introduce you to everyone though! Everyone, this is Slipherion, Slipherion, this is everyone. Everyone: Yo! Me: She's told us a lot about ya. -falls asleep- zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ! Leira: What she's trying to say is, Welcome to Loonyville. Angel: I can hardly wait for everyone to meet you Slipherion! I know they're going to love you! Especially Aion-sensei! He likes everyone! Allie: WATCH IT! MEAT CLEAVER OF DOOM COMING THROUGH! Angel and Sliph: -duck under the meat cleaver of doom whizzing by- Sliph: You okay sweetie? Angel: Yes! Well, we really should say goodbye! Goodbye everyone! Sliph: Yeah. What she said. Me: zzzzzZZZZ! Leira: So long ya'll!
Chigiri Ikeda- YOU SO DID NOT KNOW THAT! And no, he does not die. Well, yeah. He'll die, because everyone (even demons) die at some point in their life. BUT HE DOESN'T! (Note: He probably does, I'm just in denial)
Jade- You did absolutely nothing. It was just chocolate withdrawals.
Evil-chan- HI MR./MS. ORCHID! HOW ARE YOU! I hope you saved me some dead bugs missy! I like orchids. Orchids are niiiiice.
blueangel-maggie1723- Me: Naoko! Why didn't you let her out! Naoko: I was having too much fun! Me: Cruel bitch. And for the Shinata question. Look below and you decide. T.T Poor fishie! Naoko: Can I flush him? Me: -smacks her- DON'T SAY THAT! My Grandma and Papa got a new puppy! He's only 9 weeks old and he's a boxer! His name's Hooch. I was holding him and he started biting my chest. I was like "Woah, get away little doggie! You're biting the unauthorized zone there." But he's so cute! He's my new obsession!
Jou-chan- YES! One person I caught by surprise! Okay, you're actually the third, but whatever.
inuwolf04- It's perfectly alright! A lot has happened since you've been gone! (Why am I now thinking of Kelly Clarkson?) Isn't this ficcie awesome! I like it! It's sooo much fun!
"Isabella, it's me, Shinata."
O.O (Nikki) -silence...3...2...1...-
"OH MY GOD!" Nikki stands up and begins running away.
"Isabella! Wait up!" Kenshin, er, Shinata follows her.
"SHIT! HARRRUUUUUUUU!" Nikki screams, running to the French part of the museum, where Haru was, wondering how in the hell Allie and Leira dragged him and Asari there. She runs screaming at him, while Leira and Allie part the best friend sea, and she jumps on him, wrapping her legs around his waist and burying her face in the crook of his neck.
"Haru," she whimpers.
"What now half-blood?"
"ISABELLA! THERE YOU ARE!" Nikki whimpers and points back at Shinata.
"That's the problem? Kenshin? Did he violate you? Dammit, it's always the quiet ones." Nikki shakes her head no. Angel comes running into the archway, leading into the French section, all out of breath.
"NOOOOOOOO!" she yells, before running into the room. She runs up to Shinata and slaps him.
"Ow! What the hell was that for?"
"Do not scare Nikki-chan like that!"
"WHO THE HELL IS NIKKI!"
"Nikki-chan is Nikki-chan! (A very Rin moment on the part of Angel)"
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? AND WHO IS NIKKI!"
"I'M NIKKI!" Nikki yells, "AND GIVE ME KENSHIN BACK!" Haru lets out a grunt and rubs his aching ears.
"WHO THE HELL IS KENSHIN!" Nikki jumps down from Haru, much to his disappointment, and gets up in Shinata's face.
"Kenshin is the man I love, and you're in his body. NOW GIVE IT BACK! I WANT TO SEE MY KENSHIN!"
"FOR THE LAST TIME WOMAN! I AM NOT KENSHIN! ISABELLA MUST BE IN YOUR BODY SO GIVE HER BACK AND I'LL GIVE KENSHIN BACK!" Nikki gives him this scary glare that only girls can master.
"Are you bribing me?" Shinata matches her glare.
"Yes I am."
"Well let me tell you something bastard. Yes, I am merely Isabella's vessel. Her little pawn in this game of chess. But she is fused inside of me. And as much as I want to, I can't get her out...so deal." she hisses. Shinata slaps her across the face.
"Don't you dare talk to me like that." he spits out.
"Listen buster!" she yells, rubbing the red handprint on her cheek, "This is the 21st century! Here we say what we want! Here, women are equal to the men! Here we are not merely housewives and sex tools to husbands that have a baby every fucking year they still can! Here, we can do what you do. Even this!" she slaps him across the face, just like he did to her. Angel lets out a shriek and covers her mouth in shock.
"You did not just do that."
"Well I did. Whatcha gonna do about it?"
"This." Shinata was about to punch her lights out, but the sensei pokes his head in first.
"Kids, lets go. We have to get back to the top of the summit." Nikki glares at Shinata, seizes Haru's wrist, and drags himself and herself out of there.
"Help me." Haru mouths back at Asari, whom he had bonded with while on this field trip. Asari just shrugs as if saying 'What the hell can I do?'
Back at the lodge...
Nikki was sitting on one of the lobby couches, flipping through one of the magazines on the coffee table infront of her.
"SISSY!" she automatically gets pounced on and knocked over.
"SHANNON!" she squeals, "YOU'RE HERE!" Nikki hugs her and stands up, picking her up as well.
"I thought you might like to see her." Derek says, walking up behind Nikki and wrapping his arms around the both of them.
"DEREK!" a sharp voice rings out, "Get off her." Luna walks up behind him and glares at him.
"Luna, babe, relax. We're all friends here."
"Yeah, Luna, what's gotten into you?" Derek gives Luna a 'ha ha' glare from behind Nikki.
"Uh, Nikki, could I see you and Shannon for a moment? It's about Shannon's ear infection."
"Oh," Nikki turns her glance toward Shannon, "You got an ear infection?"
"Yeah." Shannon says, rubbing her right ear, "I spent too much time in the pool so I got one. Auntie Luna's been helping me out though. She makes me feel all better!"
"Well that's good." Nikki giggles and brushes her nose against Shannon's, "Yeah, you can see us. Bai Bai Derek."
"Bai Bai Nii-san" Shannon waves goodbye to her big bro and they follow Luna to her office inside the hotel.
"Okay, you can go now Nikki."
"WHAT!"
"Besides, don't you still have that GPS in your cellphone that needs taken out?"
"Erm, yeah." Nikki sets Shannon down and takes out her cellphone and flips it open, looking at it. "Hey, is Nick here? Do ya know?" she says, flipping it shut and stuffing it back in her pocket.
"Eh? Yeah, Nick's down in the repair shop. Why?"
"Cause she's the damned best technologist we've got and I want my baby to stay safe."
"Sure but take Batts and Sano with you. They needed something fixed too."
"No prob. C'mon Shannon," Nikki picks the small girl up, "We're gonna go see Auntie Nick."
"Yo! Nikki." Nikki stops at the door, "Kira's there too."
"Oh, you mean Theresa?"
"Yes Chrissy, I mean Theresa."
"Maybe I should bring Barbie too."
"Maybe you should."
"Okay. Bye then!" Nikki walks out of the office just as Battousai and Sanouske passed it.
"YO! Stoic and Rooster!" she yells at them, getting their attention.
"What?" Battousai growls.
"I hear you have something you need fixed."
"Yeah. I didn't. Until your little Chinese Representative friend crushed my cellphone underneath her combat boot."
"Ya know Battousai, it kinda was your fault." Sanouske says, shrugging his shoulders, "I mean, she wouldn't have done it if you hadn't insulted the fact that her boyfriend dumped her, after they've been dating for two years, right after he had sex with her."
"You did what!" (Nikki)
"Well, I wouldn't have done that if she hadn't said that I only wanted Kaoru for the sex."
"WHAT?" (Nikki)
"Yeah, well, Naoko wouldn't have done that if you hadn't insulted the dragon on her arm."
"You did that?" (Nikki)
"It was a self-inflicted dragon for Christ's sake! Who burns a dragon onto their own arm I ask you!"
"-.- Obviously she would." (Nikki)
"And," Battousai continues, "She called my katana a rusty old stick."
"SHE WHAT!" (Nikki)
"Well she wouldn't have done that either if you hadn't called her Blade's whore."
"O.O You didn't!" (Nikki)
"Well, I wouldn't have done that if..."
"SHUT UP!" Shannon goes back to innocently sucking her thumb while twirling her hair with her free hand after that last outburst.
O.o (Batts, Sano, and Nikki) Angel just so happens to walk by at that moment.
"Hello everyone." she says, slightly inclining her head toward them before moving on.
"Hey Angel. Oh! Angel! Wait!"
"Yes?"
"Kira wants to see ya!"
"Oh, yes. Naoko had said something about that. After she had mentioned something about punching out a damned swordsman for insulting the dragon on her arm." Angel furrows her brow for a moment, "Oh well. I feel sorry for whoever that is. Shall we go?" Nikki links arms with her.
"Yes. We shall."
Me: Gods. Sorry if it was crap. I gotta get off. Bye Bye!