Me: Hello! I'm back ya'll! Okay, so I owe you guys a nice, good, long, chappie. Right? Well then, what are we stalling for? ONWARD YA'LL!
anim3angel143- Angel: -comes in the kitchen door, dressed in a powder pink zip up sweatshirt with two white stripes on the sides (it's partly zipped up), a white tanktop, and matching powder pink short shorts, and pink and white sneakers to boot, all out of breath- Hel(pant)lo everyone (pant, pant) It's around 6(pant)30 AM right now (pant) I just got back (gulp and pant) from my 5 mile jog. Leira: -pokes her head out of the fridge, she's in a pair of jeans and one of Asari's button up shirts- Bout time you got back. Why ya all cut up? Angel: Still in your pajamas I see. XD I tripped over something and I fell into a bunch of thorn bushes. Leira: Oh, you okay? -opens up a carton of milk and drinks from it- Angel: Yes. Sliph: -comes out of nowhere into the kitchen followed by a guy with yellow hair and sliver streaks and one silver and one yellow eye- Yo. Angel: Good morning! -begins fixing everyone's breakfast, which is pancakes- Sliph: This is Raiden. You remember him? Don'cha Angel? Angel: You mean your most loyal and trustworthy servant? Yes! XD Hello Raiden-sama! Raiden: -bows- Hello Milady. Them: -hears the shower running- Angel: It seems that Nikki-chan's up. Which means... Everyone else: -comes stampeding down to the kitchen- 7 min. later... Me: -comes down, hair wet, only in a towel- Yo! -grabs a pancake and begins eating it with her bare hands- Naoko: HAVE YOU NO SHAME WOMAN! Me: Eh? Naoko: YOU'RE IN A TOWEL! SITTING ON THE COUNTER! Me: Yah? So? Naoko: WHILE A REVIEW RESPONSE IS GOING ON! Me: O.O -stops in mid-pancake- OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT! HI YA'LL! -waves with her pancake- XD Naoko: -slams her head onto the table- Raiden: I must say, this is the first time I've been greeted by a maiden in such bold attire. Me: -puts some pancake in her mouth- Yo. Sliph. Who's the dude? Sliph: This is Raiden. Me: Oh. Hey Raiden. Raiden: -bows- Hello. Angel: Oh look. I've got some mail. Naoko: It's too early for mail. Angel: I know. -opens the letter- Letter: I know what you did last summer. Angel: -furrows her brow as she flashbacks to last summer- Last Summer: -Leira, Angel, and Me are sitting in the park, having a picnic and enjoying ourselves- Back to the Note: Not that you bitch. The other thing. Angel: -furrows her brow- Last Summer, again: -Leira is in her cat form, stuck up in a tree, while we're all laughing and Asari is trying to get her down- Back to the note: Jesus Christ woman! At the lake dumbass! Angel: Oh! The right flashback: -we're all driving home from a club when Naoko accidentally hits a pedestrian- Me: GEEZ NAOKO! Naoko: Oh my god! What do we do! -goes all panicky- Blade: I know! -stuffs the guy into the trunk- Naoko: Great, now what? The guy: -begins to wake up- Blade: Oh shit. Didn't close the trunk lid. -slams the trunk lid down onto the guy's head- Us: -drive down to the lake- Blade: -opens the trunk lid- Yup. Still dead. Naoko: Great, now lets just find so rope so we can tie him up. -slams the trunk lid down on the guy just as he sat up- Us: -finally find a rope and tie the guy up, throwing him into the lake just as he wakes up again, and then drive away- Flashback end... Angel: Well now, that was strange. Me: Lemme see. -reaches over to grab the note but automatically recoils as a sizzling noise was heard- GOD DAMMIT! -drops the note and holds her bleeding hand- WHAT THE HELL YOU STUPID NOTE! -grabs the meat cleaver of doom and chops it up and torches it- OH! WHAT NOW! Sliph: It obviously had some kind of toxin on it that reacts to mortal touch. Which one are you again? Me: I am Nik-ki. Sliph: Right. So, since you are mortal, it hurt you. It's obvious that someone wants to hurt Angel. Of course I won't let that happen. She's MINE! -lets out a defensive growl- Me: -sits on the counter as Raiden is bandaging up her hand- Guys, you do have a response to do, ya know. Sliph: Right. To the spellcaster. FUCK NO! I am not injured first of all, the little bastard dragon demon lied, and second of all, even if I were hurt, I wouldn't accept help from you in the first place! You're taking what's mine! -moves behind Angel and lets out a protective growl- Angel: What? He only wanted to help Slipherion. Sliph: Yeah, well he can help by leaving me alone. Angel: -begins balling her head off- Sliph: Wha? What'd I do? Angel: You didn't do anything! I-I'm sorry I couldn't make Ruin-sama happy again! I seem to do nothing but bother him! Oh! I'm nothing but trouble for him and Aion-sensei! And Ryushi-sama too! P-please don't push yourself for me Ryushi-sama! I-if transforming takes too much energy, then don't bother yourself with it! I-it's not that big of a deal that you have to risk your energy for! Me: Oh, Angie! -bites her lip- OW! Raiden: Milady? -finishes bandaging my hand- What have you been doing to those pretty pink lips of yours? Me: -blushes- Well, uh, I kinda have a habit of biting my lips. And the get chapped and cut real easily from it. And Ari! Ohmigosh! YOU GET BETTER SOON NOW! Y'HEAR! THAT'S AN ORDER! NOT A REQUEST! Angel: -wipes her face off with a washcloth- I'm sorry. Forgive that last outburst. I feel much better now! XD Me: That's spaztastic Angie. OW! Dude! That lip repairing balm-thingie hurts ya know! Raiden: Well it wouldn't hurt milady if you wouldn't bite your lips. Me: Sorry. Oh yeah. Ari? I've sent the meat cleaver of doom out by UPS to ya. It should arrive in a few. Angel: Oh, Ri-chan? Well, I'm sending you a box of fudge sickles too. I bought them for Nikki-chan and I forgot she can't have chocolate. I hope you enjoy them! XD Me: Yeah. Have one for me! -bites her lip- Raiden: MILADY! Me: Sorry. -blushes- Naoko: Ruin's probably staring right now. Me: Why? Naoko: Cause you're only in a towel. Le duh. Me: Oh. HE BETTER NOT BE! Otherwise he'll get 3 inches of solid boot heel so far up his ass, it'll have to be surgically removed. Angel: Well, thank-you for the comfort Aion-kun! I appreciate it greatly! -kisses him on the forehead- I would hug you, but I'm all sweaty and that wouldn't be very nice! -giggles and blushes- Me: And I know what it feels like to have an ailment Ari. I have asthma, not bad, but I still get out of breath every now and then. Had an attack when I was two, nearly killed me. Anywho, moving on! Angie! Angel: Yes? Me: Didn't you have something to give Ari? Angel: OH YES! -hugs Ari, gently so as not to hurt her further- Please get better soon! It makes me sad when you're sick! It's just not like you! And these came from my garden too! I really didn't know what you liked, so I just put a bunch of them together at random! -hands Satari a get well bouquet of flowers- Me: Well, I gotta go get dressed. Bye! -hops off the counter and walks away- Angel: I better get in the shower too! Goodbye everyone! See you soon! Me: Oh yes. -stops at the kitchen doorway and smiles saucily at Ruin- You sir, do not forget, are insulting a German/Polish/English/French woman. Most of my blood is French, which makes me short tempered. Remember that. -rolls her wrist around a couple times and then flips him off- Touche. And I bid you adieu. -walks away- Angel: And for a more accurate description of Nikki-chan, just follow up on Nick's description for this chapter! That's all there is to it!
Jou-chan- Well, I hope this one is better for ya.
Chigiri Ikeda- I completely agree about the fanfiction thing!
Spatial- Actually, he is nicer than that. He's just spazing out because his wife is gone. I mean, wouldn't you?
blueangel-maggie- Me: Oh no! Poor fishie! T.T When they won't eat blood worms, you know something's wrong! T.T Naoko: Oh for the love of god! It's just a fish! Me: But it's not JUST a fish. It's THE fish. ALL HAIL THE FISH! (begins bowing down to the fish) Naoko: Oh god! (Rolls her eyes and walks away) Me: (whips out the flame throwing meat cleaver of doom) It chops, and torches! (Begins chasing Lou) I LIKE KENSHIN! YOU KENSHIN HATER! DIE! (chases her into the sunset)
inuwolf04- I would say it could go either way. LOL.
When they got to their final destination (Isn't that a show?) they found themselves inside an auto shop.
"Well," Nikki says, letting out a sigh, "This is Nick's shop."
"So, then where is Nick, exactly." They all heard banging sounds coming from a car, who's front hood was propped open, "Oh." Battousai walks up beside the car.
"Nick?" he asks, verifying that it is Nick, "Excuse me sir?" A girl with brown hair and natural blonde highlights done up in a messy bun, with stray hairs/ grown out bangs that couldn't quite get pulled back into the bun, falling in her face, blue eyes that turned green around the pupils, and small-wired burgundy framed glasses that gave her an intelligent look, pokes her head out from the side of the hood and allows her eyes to flicker over his form.
"Yes ma'am?" she asks him. Behind Battousai, Nikki, Angel, and Shannon were desperately trying to hide their snickers.
"Oh. Hey, um, miss, do you know where Nick is?"
"I am Nick." the girl says, in a new manly voice.
"WHAT THE? HOLY JESUS, MARY, JOSEPH! YOU'RE A-A" Battousai stopped when he heard laughter coming from a small desk in the corner of the shop that he hadn't noticed before. There sat a girl who looked exactly like Angel, but her eyes were pure black, laughing her ass off.
"OH MY GOD! SHE DOES THAT EVERY TIME! AHAHAHA! LOL! ROFL! LMAO! LOL! OH GOD THAT'S FUNNY!" she begins slamming her head on the desk, she was laughing so hard. Nick lets out a small chuckle.
"Heh, well yeah. Actually, I am I girl." she says, going back to the normal girl voice, "But my friends call me Nick. I don't mind actually. It's better than some other dumb girly name, like Nikki. (Insert a growl from Nikki here and a sweatdrop on the part of Nick) Heh, sorry. Forgot you were in here." she wipes some oil off of her hands and placed the dirty rag back in the pocket of her hip-huggers, which had oil stains on them and holes in them, common work pants that you look good in, ya know?
"So, what can I do for ya? Oh yeah, laughing girl back there is Kira." she nods back at the girl slamming her head on the desk. Like Nick had done earlier, Battousai allowed his own eyes to study the girl's form. She was about 5'6" he imagined, and she had a nice hour-glass ish figure. Surprisingly feminine for a girl with the nickname of Nick. He also took notice that her white tanktop was stained with oil as well. It had been obvious she was working on that car for a while.
"Like what you see?" Nick asks, letting out an impatient sigh and placing her hands on her hips, "Look, do you need me to help you extract your foot from your mouth or should I leave you to do that for yourself?"
"Huh? Oh, sorry. Actually, I don't really judge on what I see on a woman, I'm taken."
"But as for me," Sanouske pops up out of nowhere, "I'm completely and absolutely single."
"So? You expect me to care?" she turns to walk away but Sanouske grabs her wrist. Nick lets out a screech, that echoed off the auto shop's walls, and flips Sanouske onto his back with one hand. This only caused Kira to laugh harder and begin slamming her fist on the desk, instead of her head.
"I think the banging of her head gave her a concussion. Anywho." Nikki sets Shannon down, and after warning her not to touch anything, turns to Nick, "I need my GPS chip taken out of my cellphone."
"Oh yeah." Nick stops cleaning a wrench she picked up after flipping Sanouske, "I heard that some crazed psycho that killed you before is out to kill you now. Sucks to be you." she sighs and sets the wrench down.
"Gimme the phone and I'll take it back and work on it. Yours too." she holds out her hands to Battousai and Nikki. They each hand her the cellphones and she takes them in the back to work on them. Kira finally stops laughing enough to notice them.
"Hey you guys!" she says, with a big grin on her face, "Hi Barbie!"
"Hello Theresa." Angel replies back. (Sorry, Inside joke)
"So, yeah. I'm Kira. I'm here because I'm supposed to be and I like hanging around with Nick. End of explanation. The End. Goodbye." she spins around in the chair and was about to do some more paperwork but then she turns around again, "Oh yeah. Don't touch anything."
"Sweet bumper," Sanouske says, walking around they car Nick was working on and studying it, "Whose car did you swipe this from?"
"Your mother's." was all Kira replied, before blasting up Me Against the Music by Britney Spears on the radio setting on the desk.
"You'll have to forgive Kira." Angel says, clasping her hands behind her back, "She was my mean self, extracted when I went to heaven. Somehow she's acquired her own body, so that's why she looks almost like me! She's also stuck by me through thick and thin! Once you get to know her, you'll really like her!"
"Yeah." Battousai mutters, casting a sideways glance at Angel's meaner half, "So sure." Nick comes rolling out a few minutes later, on a chair with wheels, a cellphone in each hand.
"Mr. Stoic." she says, rolling infront of Battousai and slapping his good-as-new cellphone in his hand, "And Miss Mafia." she rolls infront of Nikki slapping her cellphone in her hand as well. "So did Angel tell you the story of Kira?"
"Some. Why? Is there more?"
"Heh. Funny you should ask Battousai. Heh, heh. Oh boy is this gonna be good. Heh. You see..."
"NICK!" Kira snaps, spinning around in the chair and facing the brunette, who stood up and began resuming work on the car, "You have something in your teeth."
"WHAT!" Nick turns around and begins rubbing her teeth to get whatever it was out. Actually, there really was nothing there, Kira just said that to get her to shut up.
"My past," she glares at everyone, "is none of your business. Goodbye."
"Aww, but I was having fun!" Nick protests in a whine.
"Nick, that thing is still in your teeth." Nick once again resumes working on her teeth.
"I've already told you. You got done what you came here to do. Now leave."
"But Kira.." Nick whines again, putting down the wrench she was using to check her teeth.
"TEETH!" Kira snaps again at her brunette friend. Nick resumes working on her teeth, this time trying to see a reflection of herself in one of the broken side mirrors on the car.
"Well, you guys," Nikki picks up Shannon, "We should get heading. Time for Battousai to meet his fate."
"What fate?" Nick asks, looking up at them from the mirror.
"Nick." everyone but Angel and Shannon says in unison, "Your teeth." Nick furrows her brow and looks at her teeth again, while everyone but Kira leaves. Kira goes into the office.
"Hey wait you guys," Nick looks up, "There was nothing in my teeth all along!" Everyone slams the door shut, after she had said "nothing".
Outside...
"No really," Battousai asks, holding the door open for Angel and Nikki as they walk out of the building and head for the hotel, "What's my fate?"
"Naoko? Remember? The Chinese Rep who crushed your baby?"
"MY WHAT!"
"YOUR CELLPHONE YOU RETARD!"
"Oh. Well, contrary to popular belief, most people do not call their cellphones 'baby'. They call their child 'baby' or their spouse 'baby' but not their cellphones."
"Well, contrary to popular belief, most people don't like it when you insult their way of talking. Like the Canadians for instance, which by the way I happen to love Canada. They don't always say that 'Ay' thing. It's a stereotype. And besides, insulting the way people talk about things is mean."
"Do I look like I care if I'm mean or not?"
"THERE YOU ARE WOMAN!" Everyone turns and stares at Shinata.
"Oh god. RUUUUUUUNNNN!" Nikki begins running in circles around Battousai, with Shinata following her.
"YAY! TAG!" Shannon begins running after Shinata, who was running after Nikki, who was running in circles around Battousai.
"Wait up little dudette!" Sanouske yells, running after Shannon, who's running after Shinata, who's chasing Nikki, who's running in circles around Battousai. Basically, they were all running in circles around Battousai.
(-.-) (Battousai) "KNOCK IT OFF!" Everyone stops dead in their tracks, but Nikki, who ends up slamming into Sanouske, who ends up slamming into Shannon, who ends up slamming into Shinata's legs, which knocks him over, and he ends up yanking Nikki down on top of him as a desperate, and failed, attempt to regain is balance.
"AH! LET GO! LET GO! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T LET GO I'LL SCREAM!"
"News flash wench, YOU ALREADY ARE YELLING!"
"I HAVE A NAME! USE IT!"
"FORGET IT! EVEN IF I KNEW IT, I WOULDN'T USE IT!"
"SON OF A-YOU KNOW, THAT SMARTASS/I HATE THE WORLD ATTITUDE IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF!"
"AND IT'S THE FACT THAT YOU WON'T GIVE ME MY WIFE BACK THAT'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF!"
"IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN HELP IT! IF YOU WANT HER, I WILL GLADLY GIVE HER TO YOU, ONCE I FUCKING FIND OUT HOW!"
"Such language." Sanouske mutters, shaking his head disappointedly along with Shannon.
"Dude! Nikki! Stop fucking Kenshin in the parking lot! There's a time and a place for that and it's not here!"
"WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!" Kaoru, who was the one yelling at Nikki and Shinata, smacks Spatial across the head, while sweatdropping. But that didn't shut Spatial up. No, she even went this far: "Nikki and Kenshin, sittin in a bush. All I hear is push, push, push!"
"THAT IS IT!" Nikki literally jumps on Spatial's shoulders and begins beating the shit out of her. Sanouske and Battousai were just laughing their asses off while everyone else, but Shinata who was just staring, was trying to get Nikki off Spatial. Tired of all the yelling, Shinata sighs and clears everyone out of the way and yanks Nikki off Spatial, so now that he's holding her bridal style.
"What the hell are you doing?" Nikki screeches, "Put me down!"
"Not until you cool your ass down!" Shinata yells, keeping the girl firm in his grip.
"What? I don't think I was asking, I was ordering! PUT ME DOWN!"
"A kiss." Everyone turns around and looks at Devil, who had just popped up out of nowhere.
"WHAT?" they all yell in unison.
"In order to return your love to your original state, just simply kiss the shell of his body that remains."
"No way am I kissing him!"
"Now way am I kissing her!"
"How long have you and Kenshin been going out?" Nikki at Shinata look at eachother then back at Devil.
"About a month?"
"Good. Then Shinata should be able to at least talk to Isabella, if he so desires. When two people are madly in love, their spirits, or lack there of, get intertwined with one another, so seeing as Isabella is basically your soul and Shinata is Kenshin's they should be able to still contact eachother." Shinata and Nikki look at eachother again.
"Should we..." Shinata cuts Nikki off by placing his lips over hers. Kenshin came back in an instant, but he just kept on kissing the girl in his arms. That was how much he loved and missed her. And she kissed him back equally as sweet and passionately. That was how much she loved him back.
"Awww." Everyone sighs in unison. Well, everyone but Spatial.
"DAMMIT! STOP THAT! IT ANNOYS ME WHEN PEOPLE SUCK FACE INFRONT OF ME!" Both Kenshin and Nikki part, partly from the outburst and mostly from lack of air. They of course still stared at eachother adoringly for a few seconds before throwing their arms around eachother in a hug. Nikki actually started crying.
"I missed you so much." she says, in between sniffles.
"I missed you too." Kenshin allowed a tear to escape as well. They stood there for a few minutes, guy comforting his girlfriend, and girlfriend hugging boyfriend, afraid he would go away if she let go.
"I swear to god those two are super glued together." Kaoru mumbles. Battousai wraps his arms around his girlfriend as well.
"Well now," he whispers huskily, "That's not necessarily a bad thing, now is it?" Kaoru lets out a small "Mou." at feeling his hot breath on her neck. Spatial catches Sanouske's sideways glance directed toward her.
"Before you even do anything," she warns, glaring at him, "You even try it, I swear I will make sure you never get a woman pregnant or are even able to try and have sex completely impossible...with my own two hands and a thing called an 8 inch spike heel I've borrowed from Allie."
Me: I hope this one was better for you guys. R and R please!