Chapter 4

There was a big commotion as Harry and Ron made their way to the great hall for breakfast. The passageway they were in was blocked by students peering into the library and the many others standing in a circle around a huge puddle of blood.

"Looks like Hermione is on the rag again" said Ron, trying to edge his way through the crowd.

"Well we haven't seen her since last night so maybe you're right. I mean we did last see her going to the library" suggested Harry.

"Or maybe she finally had her cherry popped"

"No, that was popped long ago, trust me"

"Or maybe the great Harry Potter isn't so grand in the pants after all"

"Big 'nuff to give you a mushroom bruise 'cross the forehead if you don' shut the fuck up Pencil Peter Weasley"

"Boys, boys, boys maybe if you put both of yours together you'd have a pubic hair" interrupted Draco Malfoy, who was accompanied by Crabbe and Goyle. Crabbe and Goyle burst into laughter at the comment made by Malfoy.

"Do you know why they call her Moaning Murtle, Malfoy? It's because when I got done with her she couldn't stop" said Harry very triumphantly.

"I thought she was still moaning because you left the dildo in her ass, god knows you sure as fuck can't get anyone off on your own Potter" said Malfoy in a vicious tone.

"At least I never had to resort to fucking my house elves"

"At least my father can afford house elves"

"I'll bet he doesn't buy them so you can have them clean what's in your pants"

Malfoy's face was beginning to turn red at Ron's remarks to him, Harry could hardly hold back from laughter.

Jason had arrived on the scene and was mopping up blood as the students gawked at him.

"What a fucking disgrace of a person, how the fuck did he get hired?" said Malfoy.

"I dunno, maybe if you suck him off he'll tell you" replied Ron.

"Fuck you Weasley, you need to butt out of other peoples fucking business" said Malfoy scornfully.

"The same goes for you Malfoy, you need to quit being such a little bitch all the time" said Hermione, who was entering the area.

Ron turned his head so only Harry could see, "Guess she wasn't getting fucked. Let's go get something to eat now, I'm so fucking hungry"

Harry and Ron turned and made their way to the great hall disregarding the mob scene around them. Hermione shuffled to keep up and try to have a conversation.

"Do you guys ever intend on attending class?" asked Hermione when she was within a couple feet of them.

"What's with you and asking stupid questions Hermione? It's not really any of your fucking business" replied Ron.

"I might consider it when I finally wake up sober, and before 3:00 in the afternoon" added Harry.

"You two need to be careful, staying alone in the commons all day is pretty dangerous with Sirius Black on the loose"

"Fuck Sirius Black and fuck those goddamn Dementors they unleashed on Hogwarts. Those fucking things are ruining George and Fred's operations" said Ron with a hint of spite in his voice.

"All I'm saying is that you need to get your shit together and be more careful, don't you agree Harry?"

"I think you both need to shut up and sit down so I don't feel like a little bitch eating all by myself" said Harry in hopes of ending the bickering.

Sirius Black had been a former death eater and rumor had it that he was rousing around Hogwarts waiting to get at Harry to finish what Voldemort couldn't. The Dementors made entry to the castle very difficult for a convict.

They ate in silence until people started pouring into the great hall for breakfast time, first time in weeks that Harry and Ron had been up in time for the meal. Hermione however, did not ever seem to sleep yet she was always perky and enthusiastic. The Gryffindor house members took their seats and began the gossip.

"Did you hear about the missing people from the other houses? I hear that Slytherin has been using some kind of polymorph spell on them so they can win the house cup this year"

"I heard that Dementors have gone missing too"

"This is some freaky shit"

"Maybe Sirius Black has found some secret entrance to the castle and he's been killing people"

The fact that people have gone missing wasn't a surprise for Ron or Harry, people go missing all the time when they need to find their hook-ups. The Dementors on the other hand was a huge shock because they were not allowed to abandon their posts at any cost.

The entire great hall was filled with talk of all the different kinds of tales about how people went missing. In one corner, there was one who did not say anything, they did not eat and they did not show any emotion behind their mask.

The food did not seem to be in abundance as before, it seemed to several of the students as though the food was becoming less and less every day. Reasons for this were unknown even to the headmaster of the school himself. Many of the faculty members have gone missing and were replaced by ghosts.

Harry sat back from his food with a full stomach and noticed Peeves the Poltergeist crouching in an attack position in front of the new janitor. Peeves reached out and grabbed the mask the janitor wore and snapped it back on his face. The janitor flew to his feet and attempted to grab Peeves but fell over the table in the process, making a huge noise. Peeves squealed with delight, it was apparent that Peeves had found a new play toy for the time being. The janitor however, did not think it was so funny and attempted to grab the poltergeist several more times before he realized it was worthless and sat back down into his chair.

As the days progressed it seemed that Peeves was more and more enticed at the idea of stalking the janitor and so wherever Jason was, Peeves was right behind him making some kind of comment. Peeves even had the indecency to pull down his ghostly pants and teabag Jason while Jason was cleaning up more blood in one of the bathrooms, male bathrooms. Surely Dumbledore wouldn't allow this to continue on much longer.