Me: OHMIGOSH! I HAVE LIKE UBER GREAT NEWS! At exactly 5:55 PM (just under a couple hours before I'm writing this) on Tuesday, March 21, I am now the 2nd cousin to a newborn Madeline Claire Ferland! OHMIGOSH! I AM LIKE UBER HAPPY! She's 20 ½ inches long and weighs 8lbs. and 9 oz. She got removed by a C-section (which is cutting open the womb and removing the baby) and she has a full head of dark hair! SQUEE! She's not a bald little thing like I was! Both mom and baby are fine and I am absolutely ecstatic! I SWEAR TO GOD I WOULD KISS THE FIRST BOY (okay, Anime Bishie) THAT WOULD WALK BY, I AM THAT FRIGGEN HAPPY! AH! YAY! (hugs you all) I'M DOING ANOTHER FRIGGEN CHAPPIE I AM SO HAPPY! So this chappie is dedicated to Madeline Claire and her mommy and daddy! CONGRATS Y'ALL!
anim3angel143- Me: Ah yes, poor Ari. I know the feeling. I was just sitting on the couch, watching X-Men 2 (the best movie ever), and I black out, totally missing the scene where Nightcrawler attacks the White House! T.T Naoko: Are you sure you didn't just zone out or fall asleep? Me: -smacks her- I'm sure. Cause I was talkin to mom as well and she says I like, spazed out or whatever. I was so lost for all of 10 seconds. T.T Naoko: -.- What a tragedy. Me: I know! T.T Angie really can't talk right now, she's too busy crying for Ari. My god, she's acting like Ari's dead. Naoko: You made the girl cry Aion. Nice. -.- I guess you're no better than Ruin after all. Me: -smacks her across the head- Don't say that! He is so better than Ruin! Sliph: Not if he makes MY Angel cry, he's not. Me: Oh don't you start that. I swear you're like Ruin and Ryushi mixed. O.O o.O Woah, scary thoughts. -begins slapping her forehead- Bad thoughts! Bad! Go away! Angel: -wipes her face with a mascara-stained handkerchief- WHAT! OH FORGIVE ME! HOW RUDE! -bows- HELLO EVERYONE! I'm sorry I couldn't say hi early enough! Me: -chuckles- I don't think they'll mind Angie. And Soari, Ohmigosh! DOOD! I SWEAR WE WERE SO SEPARATED AT BIRTH! -anime falls- Dood, same hair, almost the same eyes, same chocolate addiction, same getting-hyper-with-everything-we-do-ness...WE WERE SO SEPARATED AT BIRTH! Can you get a brain freeze from ice? I'll go try...-leaves to get ice- Naoko: -.- We're just having scientific breakthroughs every day here at Nick's house. Angel: Yes! XD I finally was able to cast that spell inside my greenhouse Naoko-san! XD Naoko: That's kool! ...what spell? Angel: Oh, didn't I tell you? -giggles and blushes- I'm sorry! I cast a spell that makes it summer all year long in my greenhouse. Naoko: Oh! That's cool. Angel: Yes! XD And the lilies are about to bloom! Naoko: -sits up from her lying position on the couch- NO WAY! DOOD! SAVE ME SOME! Angel: I will! XD It's my favorite flower too! So I have plenty! Ri-chan? You and Ari-chan may have some if you wish, as well. Me: -runs out to the living room with her arm on fire- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -runs around in circles, screaming her head off- Naoko: Nick? What does fire have to do with finding out if ice gives you a brain freeze? Me: -douses out the fire with the water slinging frying pan of death (the thing that controls the flame throwing meat cleaver of doom, if it gets out of control)- Absolutely nothing. Naoko: So why is your arm on fire? Me: GAH! -puts out the flame again- Blade was lighting up in the house and I told him no smoking in the house, cause of my asthma, and he put his cigarette out on my shirt sleeve. Blade: And I wouldn't have if you hadn't kicked me in the balls after you said it. Me: I didn't even know you had balls! -sighs- Yeesh. Yo! Sliph! Where'd Raiden go? Sliph: He went to go fix the lightning shooting spork of destruction. Me: Oh. That guy is just too nice! XD Now all I have to do is see Ruin smile a sincere happy smile and I can die peacefully. Naoko: So, you're saying that if Ruin smiles sincerely, you'll die? Me: Wait- Naoko: DARNIT RUIN! SMILE ALREADY! Me: -.- I meant I just think he'd look real handsome if he would smile like he means it for once. Not evilly either. Naoko: Oooh, Nikki's got a crush! Nikki's got a crush! Me: DO NOT! I just want to see him smile. Is that a crime? If so, I HAVE TEN YEAR! Naoko: You delinquent you. Me: I know! XD -arm combusts into flame again- GAH! WATER! -runs away- Angel: I guess I shall do my part now! -bows- Hello everyone! How are you? I'm glad Ari-chan liked my flowers and I hope you get better real soon. And actually, -giggles- I do believe that I have a weaker immune system than Ari. I sometimes get fevers from little scrapes that get infected, but I'm not about to challenge Aion-kun's judgement. Oh yes! He and Ruin-sama are very handsome! -bows- And Ri-chan is pretty as well. I can't help but to say though, Ryushi-sama must be very distressed. I can see why. I know! When he gets back, I'll hug him and Ruin-sama so they aren't distressed anymore! Naoko: -dials a number on the telephone- Yeah! Hi! You're the tombstone guys? Well, I'd like a tombstone made out. Yeah...it should be engraved 'Here lies Angel, killed because she loved Ruin too much.Go to hell bastard.' No...no...not Angel, Ruin. Yeah, that go to hell bastard is directed at Ruin. Angel: I wonder what Naoko-san is doing? -shrugs- Oh well, one cannot explain the mystery of other people's minds. XD As Nikki-chan would say, "I AM SO PSYCHED!" I cannot believe that I actually did that really complicated spell without hurting anyone. -hugs Aion and kisses him on the lips- O.O Oh my, I didn't know I was that "psyched" Naoko: o.O -goes back to the telephone- Yeah, I think I might need that tombstone today instead of next week. She looks like she's about to die from shock. PLOP! Naoko: -looks down at Angel on the floor- Yeah, I think she just did. -sets the phone down- Angie! ANGIE! -slaps her cheek a couple of times- Okay then. -checks her pulse and then picks up the phone again- No, she's still alive. Barely, but alive. Yeah. Bye. -hangs up- -sighs- I guess I'll have to move her. Me: What'd I miss? Oh, do you want help moving Angie? Naoko: Sure. Me: Okay. -arm lights up again- GAH! NOT AGAIN! -runs away- Naoko: Okay then. Never mind. -.- Well. I'm gonna go. Bye. Angel says Goodbye and Nick says 'Bye ya'll'. Yeah, and Nick says that she found pics that look so close to Angel, Me, Devil, Leira, and Allie its scary. If you want, she will send them to you. Now. Goodbye. -levitates Angel and walks away- 2 hrs later... Blade: OH MY GOD! I ALMOST FORGOT! Me: -has a new shirt on (it's a gray oversized T-shirt with the CSI logo on it, but instead of Vegas or whatever, it has Virginia Beach...I got it in Virginia Beach! So sue me! MY FAV SHIRT)- Forgot what? Blade: I wanted to do something. Could you help me out Angel? Angel: Yes! Of course! XD Blade: -takes her by the arm and pulls her infront of him- Now stay there. Okay? Angel: Okay! XD Blade: -punches Angel real hard across the face- Angel: OH MY GOODNESS! -falls back onto the couch holding her bleeding nose- Me: -pummels Blade- WHAT WAS THAT FOR YOU JACKASS! Blade: OW! I JUST WANTED TO OW SEE THIS AION GUY OW MAD! Me: -stops- That was all? Angel: Well you could've just asked him instead of hurting me! -begins crying and presses a handkerchief over her nose- Blade: Oh sure, how many people do you know would get mad if you asked them? Angel: I would! Blade: Because you're a fucking ditz! Geez. -looks at Naoko- You're not going to bitch slap me too? Naoko: No. Sometimes it hurts more not to. And by that I mean, I'm gonna let Aion beat the shit out of ya, then Ari and Soari, Ryushi and Ruin too, if they want, and then I'll just beat up the bloody pulp that's left. Blade: O.O Me: AION HAS FIRST DIBS! SOARI, LIKE ME, YOU HAVE A TEMPER! LET AION GET IN THE FIRST SWING OR ELSE I WON'T ALLOW ANGEL TO SEND OVER ANY MORE CHOCOLATE! -phew- No metal, wood, stakes, or garlic please. Crosses are fine. Crosses do not affect vamps. Well, not Blade anyway. NO UV RAYS EITHER! I would still like him to be undead, not a pile of dust. Now, I gotta go help take care of Angie! Ciao! (Or as you spell it, 'Chao!' But no, that's how you really spell 'Ciao') Angel: Yes! SAYO! (her abbreviation of Sayonara) OW! I hope its not broken! -holds her nose and tips her head back- Me: I don't think so. -glares at Blade- Man whore. -walks away-
blueangel-maggie1723- Me: DUDE! MY MOM SO LOVED THAT LITTLE WHY-WE-LOVE-FISH ANALOGY! AND I FLIPPIN LOVE THAT SONG! Naoko: Hey Lou, how about Winchestertonfieldville Iowa? Me: -smacks Naoko- You've been watching Mr. Deeds too much. THAT IS AN AWESOME MOVIE! Phew, yeah. I have now trained Joe (fishie #2 in the science lab, Bob is the first) to respond to his name! And Bob is now attracted to my finger. -furrows her brow- Ah well. Now all that's left is George (the hermit crab) and Jeff (fishie #3) YAY! IT'S MY GOAL TO GET THOSE TWO IN BIO NEXT YEAR! (I'll be a freshman)
Chigiri Ikeda- Oh! I know! It's as good as DOING the hamster dance, and SINGING it while THE ACTUAL SONG is playing in the background WHILE thinking about the ways you can kill people. Yeah -sighs- it doesn't get much better than that.
Evil-chan- FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN! WOOOO!
"Dude, those Canadian Reps are scary when they're pissed." Naoko says, looking over her shoulder and inching her way over to the gang. Everyone stares as Taki comes running across the lobby, with a bunch of angry Canadians chasing him, while he's screaming "THE CANADIANS ARE COMING! THE CANADIANS ARE COMING!"
"Dude, you're right. Those Canadianians are scary." Nikki hangs onto Kenshin tighter, causing him to let out a chuckle and hug her tighter as well (if at all possible).
"SEONG!" Blade screams, running out into the lobby with bubblegum pink hair, "YOU'RE DEAD!"
"Oh schnikes." O.O (Naoko) (Note: Schnikes is German for shit)
"Dude, you better run." (Nikki)
"O.O I think I will." she begins running that-a-way.
"SEONG! GET YOUR SKINNY ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"NOT IN YOUR LIFE!" Naoko screams at him, stopping in her tracks.
"NAOKO MINA SEONG! GET OVER HERE! I MEAN IT! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND DRAG YOUR SKINNY WHITE ASS BACK WITH ME!"
"FORGET IT! But thank-you for calling me skinny. XD"
"GAH! THAT IS IT!" he begins running after her, and she just runs away, laughing.
"BUT YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD LIKE THAT!" Naoko yells at him, laughing.
"WOMAN! WHEN I GET A HOLD OF YOU!" he tackles her to the ground and presses his forehead on hers, "You are so gonna pay for that." he says, giving her a sexy smirk.
(-.-) (Everyone) Angel bursts in the lobby, glomping Haru.
"I DID IT!" she squeals, "I REALLY DID IT!"
"DID WHAT? AND GET OFF!" Haru yells. Angel jumps off, clutching a piece of paper to her chest.
"XD I finally found Enishi-sama's whereabouts! XD"
(O.O O.O O.O O.O O.o -.-) (Everyone)
"You found where he is...at this moment?" (Battousai)
"Uh huh! XD"
"And you called him 'sama'?" (Haru)
"Because Enishi-sama is a 'sama'! XD"
"And you are smiling becaaaauuuussseee?" (Nikki)
"We get to go fight him! XD"
(O.O O.O O.O O.O O.o -.-) (Everyone)
"HOLD ON! FIRST OF ALL, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" (Haru)
"I know! XD"
"SECONDLY, WE ARE SO NOT TAKING YOU!"
"Yes you are! XD"
"AND THIRDLY- (pause) -.- Everything I am saying is just whizzing right over your head, isn't it?"
"YEP! XD"
"Okay, ya'll, if we're gonna do this, we're only taking just a handful of people. Bye Sano."
"SAY WHA? WATCHOO TALKIN BOUT FOO'?"
"Oh what are we now, ghetto?"
"Oh girl, don't even gimme that. It was dirty before you even bought it."
"What? Never mind. If you stop talking ghetto, you're in."
"SUH-WEET!" Sanouske sticks his trademark fish bone in his mouth.
"Yeah, okay. Angie's goin."
"WHAT!" Haru screeches, "SHE IS SO NOT GOING!"
"SHE'S THE ONE WHO FOUND IT FOR US IN THE FIRST PLACE JERK-OFF! SO SHE'S COMING! Kenshin and me, of course, and Kaoru, Batts, Haru, and Spatial."
"Damn straight I'm included in this." Nikki lets out a screech and jumps onto Kenshin.
"SPATIAL GOD DAMMIT! DON'T DO THAT!"
"I just had to scare ya! XD Payback is a bitch."
"Like you?"
"Eeeexactly."
"So where is it?" (Batts)
"A mausoleum! XD" Everyone anime falls.
"WHAT THE- WHAT KIND OF FREAK WOULD STAY IN A MAUSOLEUM!"
"Obviously Enishi, Haru-sama."
"DON'T GIMME THAT 'SAMA' CRAP WOMAN! WE ARE SO NOT GOING TO A MAUSOLEUM!"
At the mausoleum...
"-.- I cannot believe that we are at a mausoleum." Nikki wraps an arm around Haru's shoulders.
"Look at it like this Haru m'dear. At least, if you die, they save a bunch on your funeral." Nikki pats him on the chest a couple of times and then walks up the steps to the mausoleum door, where everyone else was waiting.
"Oh yeah, real comforting half-blood. I'M A VAMPIRE! REMEMBER! I'M ALREADY UNDEAD!"
"Alright, so if you get dusted, we'll save a lot on your urn. Besides, this place should be just fine with you."
"Hey, the sleeping in coffins thing is just a stereotype. Just like with that Canadians saying "Ay" thing. And why the hell is some funky gibberish sprawled all over this door."
"It's Latin." Angel slightly runs her fingers over the Latin words over the door, "It says, you go here, you end up in hell. Pretty blunt for ancient writers."
"Ah what the hell," Nikki loads up a gun, "I'll be damned anyway. Besides, I've had a nice life. Hey! Spatial! Where ya going?" Spatial turns around from the bottom of the steps.
"I don't like Latin." she says in a shaky voice. Nikki grabs her arm.
"I don't care. Let's go." Angel and Haru pry open the mausoleum door and everyone walks down the staircase, descending into the pit. It was just wall to wall dead people. Coffins, urns, and other things were all over the walls.
"Oh, my, god. Dead people? You never said anything about dead people!"
"WHAT THE-ARE YOU RETARDED SPATIAL!" Nikki yells at her friend, "It's a mausoleum! Of course there are dead people!"
"Haru-sama, I see dead people."
(-.-) (Haru) "Ha ha, very funny."
"No seriously, there's a zombie."
"Huh?" Haru swings his flashlight to the side and ends up knocking the zombie into the water part of the mausoleum, "Oh that zombie." (Me: Ultimate retardation at its peak here...-.-)
"DUDE-A-COOL! FOUR EMPTY COFFINS!"
"Nikki-dono! Don't touch those!" Too late. Before Kenshin could reach her, Nikki had touched a coffin and vanished.
"WAIT UP!"
ZAP ZAP! Kaoru and Spatial were gone too.
"We just have vanishing bitches all over the place."
ZAP!
(-.-) "And there goes another." (Haru)
ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
"Okay, and now I am the only one left." All the dead people start busting out of their coffins or whatever and make their way over to Haru.
"Oh," he says, drawing his sword, "So now they decide to come back to life. Just great. BRING IT ON!"
FREEZE FRAME!
Me: Okay. T.T There's only a few more chappies left so I have to cut it off here. Next chappie will be what's going on with Spatial and Angel in their screwed up dimensions and all that stuff. So we only have about 4 to 5 chappies left. T.T Depending on what you guys want, I might do a sequel. T.T I DON'T WANNA LEAVE! (hugz y'all) Oh and I am warning you, the last chappie will be so sad, you'll wanna cry. Let's take a vote! One (maybe more) good guy will die. Who do you think will be the one to die? If you aren't gonna vote, don't bother to review then. It will be so unexpected though. RESULTS IN NEXT CHAPPIE!
Choices:
Kaoru
Nikki
Spatial
Batts
Kenshin
or Angel (Haru can't die, he's undead...and we most certainly don't want Sano to die I think Miss Chigiri Ikeda will agree with me on that)