Me: (YAWN!) I be back ya'll. So, how's Spring Break for ya?
Ariel: Not all of them might have it you know.
Me: Oh, so how's school for ya'll?
Ariel: (smacks her forehead) Just shut up and get on with it!
Me: Yezzumz! Don't own a thing! Oh and bloopers at the end of this chappie...
blueangel-maggie- Me: T.T Awww, poor Midnight! (say a prayer for the fish) Naoko: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAGGIE! YOU BURIED THE FISH! T.T Me: Naoko? Uh, don't cry? Naoko: I WANTED TO FLUSH HIIIIIIIMMM! AND NOW HE'S DEAD! T.T Me: (smashes a rock over her head) Stop that! Ahem, speaking of dead fish, something that might help you feel better. I was watching Robot Chicken, Aqua Lad was feeding his fish in the tank (on this thing they were doing called Real World Metropolis) and he was telling them to answer him, but the fish were dead. So Batman (who is a smartass on this thing) pops his head in and goes "Trouble at Home?" which ticks Aqua Lad off so he grabs the fish tank and begins violently shaking it and he screams "ANSWER ME YOU BITCHES!" REAL loud. I was laughing so hard I was crying. Anywho. (Hugs you and holds out a box of tissues) I know it can't take away the hurt, but you can have one of my lesbian fish if you want. (Seriously, they are gay) -.- I really need to separate those two. And to Lou...GO CRAWL UNDER A ROCK! (zhee huff huff) Okay, I'm fine. BUT DON'T MAKE ME WHIP OUT THE LIGHTNING SHOOTING SPORK OF DOOM YOUNG LADY! CAUSE I WILL! AND IT WON'T BE PRETTY!
anim3angel (It's just Angel, all by her lonesome! -insert giggle here-)- Angel: I was just kidding about me being by myself. Everyone is here in spirit, more or less. -sighs- It seems that everyone has, in Nikki-kun's words, gone off the "deep end". Leira hasn't gotten out of her cat form since we heard Ari-kun was sick...-flashback- Leira: -playing with a ball of catnip-coated yarn- This means something! This means something! -lets out a crazy laugh and begins viciously pouncing on and clawing at the yarn- I'M NOT CRAZY! I'M NOT CRAZY! I'M NOT CRAZY! -end flashback- Angel: And Blade-san has been getting drunk lately. Oh, and my nose feels somewhat better, to ease any concern. Spike-san says it wasn't broken. But the drunkenness, I am worried about. -flashback, again- Blade: -has a bunch of dynamite strapped to his chest with a match in one hand and a bottle of Barcardi Raz in the other- I'm gonna do it! Naoko: -.- -looking in a magazine- You're not gonna do it. Blade: I'm gonna do it! Naoko: You are so not gonna do it. Blade: I'm gonna- -passes out behind the couch- Us: o.O Naoko: Just leave him. -end flashback- Angel: And Nikki-kun has become obsessed to quell Hamster Satari and Hamster Ryushi's fighting. -flashback- Me: OY! -taps on the hamster cage- Stop fighting you two. You hear me? -taps again- DID YOU HEAR ME! I SAID, DID YOU HEAR ME! -looks around to make sure no one's watching and then picks up the cage and begins violently shaking it- ANSWER ME YOU BITCHES! -end flashback- Me: Dude, you forgot to mention yourself. Btw. HEY YA'LL! Angel: I did not. Me: Yeah, she's become obsessed with cleaning and she's been so depressed, she actually frowned...TWICE! -holds up three fingers but puts down one in realization that she's holding up three- Angel: Nikki-kun! -playfully shoves me away while laughing- Anyway, the boys have been real helpful now that Nikki-kun is unstable along with the others. Raiden is doing his best to keep Nikki-kun from killing the hamsters, Slipherion is helping us in any way that he can, and Asari-san is doing his best to comfort Leira. It must be very nice to have someone you love there for you when you need them the most. -lets out a dreamy sigh- But alas, Aion-kun has his duty to Ari-kun before me. And I completely respect that in every way. OH NO! -blushes- I said that out loud, didn't I? -turns red enough to make a rose jealous- I am so sorry! I did not mean to make you feel embarrassed Aion-kun! Or guilty in any way! I am so so so sorry! Me: See? She's flipped her lid. -makes that 'she's nuts' whistle- Angel: -shoves me away- Anyway, of course Ari can have some lilies, but I regret to say that they haven't bloomed yet! I'm sorry! Well, I must leave, now Hamster Ruin and Hamster Nikki have started fighting with eachother. I guess Hamster Ruin is winning because he's on top. I have to go see if I can stop it. SAYO! And please tell Ari to get well soon for me!
Jou-chan- Hm. Never thought of it like that. The idea just popped in. Cool insight! And thanks for making me looks stupid. -.- LOL kidding.
Universal Fighter- Long time no see! LOL Don't worry, I don't hate you. I understand completely. IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY THE MAN IS KEEPING ME DOWN! It was funny, cause just the other day I was wondering 'Why the heck hasn't Universal Fighter been reviewing lately?' LOL It's funny how fate works. Thanks for comin back! I MISSED YOU! (Glomp)
Evil-chan- Dude, I don't even think that life and death will stop those two from arguing. And thank-you!
With Spatial...
"I DON'T WANNA DIE!" she cracks open an eye and sees that she's in a normal library.
"Well now, this isn't so bad." Spatial turns her back to the mirror she was sitting beside and stands up. The reflection in the mirror turns around and faces her real counterpart, with a evil smirk on her face that would've even made Battousai shit his pants. Spatial turns around and her reflection automatically starts mimicking her again.
"Hey cool. I didn't know this was here!" she starts making a bunch of funky faces in the mirror, and turns back around again, "I wonder when my opponent will get here." Spatial's reflection reaches out through the mirror and taps the girl on the shoulder. Spatial shrieks and turns around and once again, the reflection acts like a reflection.
"Okay, now something screwy is goin on here." Spatial taps the mirror glass and the reflection grabs her hand and yanks her inside the mirror. Let us just say that things were a little topsy-turvy in the mirror world. Okay, I lied, not a little, a lot. COME ON PEOPLE! WE'RE TALKING THE CEILING IS THE FLOOR AND THE FLOOR IS THE CEILING HERE! (pants) phew, yeah. Okay. Onward! Spatial turns around and throws up.
"God damned motion sickness." she growls. Her reflection just points and laughs at her.
"Oh you think that's funny? Well laugh at this!" Spatial runs up to her reflection and drop kicks her in the chest. Her reflection stands up and wipes some blood off the corner of her mouth that she spit up.
"Oh no you did-int." the reflection says.
"Yes, I di-id!" she says back.
"YOU'RE GONNA DIE!" the reflection takes out a dagger and lunges at Spatial with it. Spatial takes out her own and stops the attack, leading to a grapple between the two, just before it hits her chest.
"Oh, that was so uncalled for."
With Angel...
She falls out of her portal, with a small squeak, and lands on her butt.
"Ow..." Angel rubs her now bruised tail bone, "That hurt." She looks around and begins observing the room around her. It was a completely blocked off four-walled square. About as big as a family room and a kitchen combined, not much room to move if something large was in it. Oh yeah, speaking of large...THERE WAS A FUCK ASS LARGE DRAGON IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT ROOM!
"Oh...my...goodness." the dragon cracks an eye open and stares at her, "Okay (phew) Remember Angel, dragons are not evil, they are just cruelly misunderstood. (sigh to calm her down) Um, hello! XD" she waves at the dragon who lifted its head and continued to stare at the scared shitless girl, "I'm Angel. And you're," she looks at the collar on its neck, "Ryushi...(I am so sorry Ryushi and Ari! T.T I drew an effing blank...) Well." she stands back up, "It's very nice to meet you." he shoots out a column of fire at her, and she screeches and ducks under it, just in time.
"Apparently you do not feel the same." she whimpers, uncurling from the fetal position she was in. The dragon gave her a "No! Ya think?" look and laid it's head back down. Angel stands up and sighs.
"I guess I have no choice but to HUG YOU!" (Me: Okay, I lied, this is ultimate retardation at its peak right here. Last chappie came pretty close. But this is so like Angel, isn't it Ari?) She runs up and hugs the dragon around its snout.
(-.-) (Ryushi (the dragon)) 'You have GOT to be kidding me' he thinks, 'is this girl a fucking ditz?' He lazily lifts up his tail and smacks Angel with it, sending her flying into a wall.
"Owww," she rubs her head and stares at her hand, seeing blood on it, "Well now, that wasn't very nice." She begins to sniffle and starts to cry.
(-.-) (Ryushi, again) 'I guess I should at least keep her happy until I kill her. GOD DAMMIT! I HATE SEEING CUTE GIRLS CRY!'
With Spatial...
Spatial and her reflection were in the heat of battle, without a scratch on either of them.
"I guess Nikki was right, wow, there's two words I never thought I'd say in the same sentence...Nikki and right." she blocks an attack made by her reflection, "In order to be truly good with a weapon, you gotta know how to defeat yourself!" The reflections stops at hearing that last statement.
"Huh, I guess this Nikki girl is right." she says, "Dammit, I should've trained harder. Ah well, too late now!" Reflection Spatial lunges at Real Spatial again and has her attack barely blocked, then she receives a swift punch in the gut. The reflection retaliates and coughs up some more blood.
"HAH! EAT THAT YOU-WOAH!" Spatial trips over a chandelier. "Dammit! I hate this whole upside down thing!" she yells, kicking the chandelier. "OWWW THAT FRICKEN HURT!" she yells, grabbing onto her foot.
With Angel...
The dragon had a little psychology lesson going on to calm the girl down.
"And then, when I was five (sniffle) around 55 B.C. (Sniffle) my mom said that my turtle Corky ran away. (Sobs) But he didn't run away...(begins crying real hard)TURTLES CAN'T RUN!"
(-.-) (Ryushi) 'Oh god help me now.'
"Listen you bitch." Dragon Ryushi tells Angel, "Just shut up okay, I'm gonna kill you and you gotta be quiet so I can make it quick and painless."
"But, why would you want to kill me?"
"Because it's my orders!"
"Well, don't you get holidays off?"
"Depends on what holiday it is."
"All Saint's Day?"
"Yeah, wait no. Sorry, doesn't count."
"But everyone at work is taking it off!"
"JESUS CHRIST WOMAN! I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOW OKAY? JUST SHUT UP AND GO ALONG WITH IT!"
O.O "I'm afraid I cannot do that."
"Why?"
"Because, that just wouldn't be very fun. And frankly, I like fun."
(-.-) (The dragon) 'Yeah I could tell.'
"Lady, I suggest you fight or you'll be on a stick well done soon enough."
"O.O Oh my."
With Haru...
"God (pant) dammit! (Pant) These bastards (pant) won't (scream and slash) go away!"
BANG!
A zombie's head beside him blows off.
"Haru, Haru, Haru, Haru, Haru." Nick walks up behind him and pats his shoulder. Okay, he had never seen this girl before. He had heard about her from Battousai, but she sure looked different from his description. This time, she had khaki green cargoes on with a white tanktop (clean) and a blue jean jacket over it. She was also wearing light tan construction boots (My fav outfit of mine! XD) and what really scared him was that she was holding a 12 gage in one hand and a 44 magnum in the other. Kira pops up out of nowhere on his other side, blasting zombies away with one black and one white gun (for Devil May Cry fans, EBONY AND IVORY! WOO! XD).
"We'll take care of it, they need you wherever they are." Kira blasts another zombie's head off.
"But..."
"GO!"
"But.."
"DO NOT TEST ME DAYWALKER! MOVE!" Haru leaves and Nick and Kira get in a Charlie's Angels back-to-back pose.
"There's only one way to kill a zombie." Nick loads up her 12 gage again.
"Oh, and how's that?" Nick blasts another zombie down after Kira's statement, and looks over at the dark half of our angel.
"Blow their fucking heads off."
Me: R and R! Blooper time ya'll!
Bloopers:
(This is that museum scene, right after Shinata slapped Nikki and she goes on her rant about women and blah)
Nikki: Listen buster (rubs the red handprint on her cheek)This is the 21st century! Here we say what we want! Here women are equal to the men! Here we are not merely housewives and sex tools to husbands that have babies every fudding...fudding? Oh sh(BEEP!). (Puts a hand over her eyes and begins laughing) I'm sorry. (Laughs again) I'm sorry.
Kenshin: (he's pulling a double role) Fudding? What the hell is fudding?
Devil: Is it like (BEEP!)ing mixed with pudding? Cause both are great!
Nikki: (begins laughing harder) God dammit! That's a (BEEP)ing mouthful! (Laughs some more) Can we just take it again? (Wipes some tears from her eyes) Whoo. (Coughs) Okay, let's go.
BEEP!
(The scene where Batts first meets Nick)
Batts: Nick? Excuse me sir?
THUD!
Nick: (from behind the hood) OH GOD! OWWW! (walks away from the car, laughing and holding the back of her head) GOD (BEEP!)IT!
Nikki: Dude, what'd you do?
Nick: I (BEEP!)ing hit my head on that god (BEEP!)ed hood!
Nikki: Well now missy! (Turns to the camera looking ticked/ in a preppy voice) That kind of language is just unprofessional. (Walks away)
Director: Still rolling people...
BEEP!
(The scene where Mina brings Nikki her stuffed bunny when she's in the hospital and they're all dissing Sano in Spanish)
Mina: Esto es su amigo Sanouske?
Nikki: Desgraciadamente- WHAT THE- WHAT THE FU(BEEP!) AM I SAYING!
Mina: (softly) Say the line Nikki-kun, or you'll get the gas.
Nikki: WHAT THE FU(BEEP!) ARE WE DOING THIS FOR ANYWAY! (stands up and glares at the readers) OH FOR THE LOVE OF FU(BEEP!) YOU GUYS! GO DO YOUR FU(BEEP!)ING HOMEWORK THAT YOU'RE FU(BEEP!)ING PUTTING OFF BY READING THIS GAY-A(BEEP!) PIECE OFSH(BEEP!)! (walks away)
Everyone: O.O
BEEP!
And now for a public service announcement, by Battousai...
Batts: This is your brain. (Holds up an egg) And this is what happens to your brain when you smoke weed. (Smashes the frying pan down on the egg) And this is what's left of your familial relationship when you smoke weed (points to the egg on the bottom of the pan) And then your girlfriend dumps you (runs outside and begins angrily beating the shit out of the mailbox)after giving you type A herpes! (Picks up Leira in her black cat form and hits her like a baseball with the frying pan and watches her fly over the horizon) And then you are stupid enough to get (begins beating the shit out of his lamborghini) a Hello Kitty tattoo on your left ass cheekinstead of some kick ass other tattoo! (Jumps on the roof and points to random people who were watching this like O.O) ANY QUESTIONS! (The people shake their head no) I SAID ANY QUESTIONS! (the people shake their heads no again) I THOUGHT NOT! (Smacks himself in the face with the frying pan, causing him to fall off the roof.) XP
Director: O.O
The Cast: O.O
Nikki: O.O Dude, he has problems.
Director: Next time, we get Kaoru to do the public service announcements.
BEEP!
Why Me? Presents: Fish are Jerks...
Sanouske: (walks out into the family room)
Fish: -in the fish tank- (move to where Sanouske will be walking and cause him to trip over the tank and land face first into it)
Narrator: Lets see that again. This time, in slow-mo.
(Scene rewinds and replays in slow-mo where you can clearly see the fishie's evil grins as they move the fish tank over infront of Sanouske)
BEEP!
(The scene where Kenshin finally comes back after being possessed by Shinata)
Kenshin: (to Nikki) I missed you. (Looks at the camera with a goofy grin on his face) That was so sh(BEEP!)
BEEP!
(Zombie scene where Nick and Kira are back-to-back)
Nick: There's only one way to kill a zombie.
Kira: Oh? And how's that?
Nick: Blow their fucking heads off. (Kills a zombie)
Some Preppy Cheerleader: (pops her head out) And don't forget to tell them about the awesome show...CHEERLEADER NATION! WOO! (Waves pom poms around)
Nick: -.- (blows her head off too) Fuck. (Wipes some blood off her mouth) I hate stupid preppy cheerleading bitches.
BEEP!
Bloopers, End...
Me: I absolutely have fallen in love with the Public Service Announcement...Anywho R and R please!