Me: I'm back. School's back. Life sucks again. Hey! I guess everything's back to normal. -.- Yipee. Oh well. Onward! (This is the last time I get to say that! T.T)
anim3angel143- Me: OMG! DOOD! YOU'RE BACK! (GLOMP) Naoko: (smacks me across the head with a meter stick (note: a dude in my class and I are thinking of 101 uses for a meter stick other than to measure, we've got 50 so far...well 51 after this response)) Oh stop you. YOU WANNA KILL HER! WHILE HURTING YOURSELF MORE IN THE PROCESS! Me: (whimpering) Ow...T.T Dat hurt Nawoko...Yah, I'm sick too Ari. I swear to god we have a mental link or something. Angel: Nikki-chan! Do not over exert yourself! Me: I'm just doing a fucking review response! Yeesh! Angel: Well, to fill you in, Nikki-chan was playing DDR real hard (by hard, I mean 2 hours, no breaks, cept in between songs) and she went to go get a drink, after doing Speed Over Beethoven on Standard, and she took it straight from the jug and all of a sudden started gagging real hard. Me: Yah, the water got stuck in my throat (seriously). So I ended up swallowing some of it and had to spit the rest up INSIDE the jug of water. Angel: And she then went to the bathroom and threw up. Naoko: I would've so laughed if she threw up IN the jug. Me: -.- I wouldn't have. AND THEN DAMMIT I CRIED! I ALWAYS CRY WHEN I PUKE! (again, seriously) Angel: NIKKI-CHAN! NO YELLING! You'll only exhaust yourself more. That is why you got sick in the first place. Over exertion. It pays to have a mother who is a nurse! XD Me: -.- Nice. They barely even let me move, let alone climb off the couch to do this response. Oh yah, I dumped out the water and replaced it...I wouldn't let my family drink what I spit up. Oh yeah! (Light bulb comes up over her head) What the-? (takes the lightbulb down) I remembered that I wanted to do something! (jumps on Ruin and begins giving him a noogie) Noogie Noogie Noogie! XD Everyone: (lmaoing) Naoko: Oh god that is too cute! Angel: Indeed! BUT NIKKI-CHAN! SIT DOWN! Me: Thanks for helping Ari out Ruin! That was really nice of you! Angel: (hugs him) Yes! Thank-you! (kisses him on the forehead) You too Ryushi-sama! (hugs him and kisses him on the forehead as well) There! I hope you feel all better! XD Me: NOOGIE! (glomps Ruin and noogie's him again.) Angel: NIKKI-CHAN! Naoko: She has been hitting the Dr. Pepper too hard. -.- Angel: Eh? Where is Blade-san? Naoko: In Canada...Aion's been beating the shit outta him. Angel: Oh! I hope he brings back some Canadian bacon! XD Naoko: O.o Wait...I don't wanna know. Me: I think it's better that we don't know. Hey Ari, don't you ever get tired of Canadian Bacon? Naoko: It all depends...do you get tired of American bacon? Me: NEVER!XD I COULD EAT BACON ALL DAY, EVERY DAY! Naoko: Again...don't wanna know. Me: Just like snakes! XD I am TERRIFIED of snakes! Yeah, even the small ones you find in your garden... Naoko: -.- Pathetic. Angel: You know Naoko-san! I could say that you and Ruin would be a perfect couple! XD Me and Naoko: (GASP) NEVER! Me:(jumps on Ruin) HE'S MINE! Erm, I mean...he's mine to torture... Naoko: What crazy said. And besides, it's just like YOU and AION is it not? Angel: (turns beet red) N-now Naoko-san! L-let's be reasonable about this! Naoko: (inches closer to Angel) Be reasonable about...what? Angel: Y-you know! The thing! Naoko: What...thing? Angel: T-the thing! Naoko: Yeah? Angel: W-w-what you and I talked about earlier! Naoko: You mean...about the sequel...and you and Aion and- Angel: (covers Naoko's mouth with her hands) Y-yes...that thing! Me: Which reminds me...GROUP HUDDLE YA'LL! (gather's everyone, even you guys in a group huddle) Wait...HE CAN'T BE HERE! (Kicks Aion out (literally, kicked)) Now Ari, this is top secret, so you have to swear to me on Fruits Basket manga that you will not tell Aion and then let him blow up at me when the sequel comes up. Got me? Okay...well, I am doing a sequel, and I need your permission to use Aion as Angel's husband...(glares at Naoko who began snickering) and they're gonna have twins...a slut and a demented psycho. LOL Kidding. But they are gonna have twins...Angelina May Arashi and Alexander Michel Arashi. (Gets on her knees and begs) PLEASE SAY YES! Naoko: Wow, it ain't often she gets on her knees and begs. Me: I know! XD Why do I feel all adorable? I know! Because I am! XD (hugs Ruin again) Naoko: I blame the caffeine. Angel: (sweatdrops) XD Yes. Me: Dude, Aion (turns her back to him and giggles because of what she has planned for the sequel and then turns back around with a straight face) What did I say about no stakes and stuff? Hello! Ice sickles! Sticks with pointy ends! Stakes! Don't make me whip out the lightning shooting spork of destruction on you mister! Angel: Nikki-chan, I hardly believe that that will phase him...Aion-sama is too powerful for that. (Blushes) If you do not mind me saying so Aion-sama! Me: W-W-WHAT THE HELL! Angel: UWAAAH! (jumps up in the air) WHAT! WHAT! (has a Tohru paranoid look on her face) Me: WHY IS THE HAMSTER NAMED AFTER ME AND THE HAMSTER NAMED AFTER RUIN FUCKING EACHOTHER! Angel: W-well, It could be lust...or love. Me: THAT'S NO EXCUSE! T.T Oh my god! I lost my virginity to a sadistic bastard! (puts her head in her hands) Angel: It will be alright. Me: Yeah, so sure! Like hamster Maria and Hamster Aion are any better though... Angel: WHAT! (has the paranoid look again) T-T-THEY COULDN'T BE! Naoko: (looking in the cage) Oh, but they are. Angel: (goes pale again and passes out) Naoko: Wow, harsh. Me: I know...who knew that hamsters could predict the future. OMG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! T.T (passes out too) Naoko: -.- Well, that officially ends this response. Goodbye...and please stay tuned for the sequel...she already has the first chapter almost all typed up. Neat, ne? Ja! Angel says 'SAYO!' and Nick says Ciao! I'll say it again, JA! Me: P.S. Ryushi and Ari! OMG! You two are just soooo cute together! XD Just as cute as Aion and Angel would be! -.- If they just would get over themselves and admit that they love eachother. (Smacks Aion across the head) WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN! SHE IS CLEARLY ALL FOR YOU! MAKE YOUR MOVE BEFORE SHE GOES BONEIN' OTHER GUYS! O.O Oh woah, very Allie moment there. T.T And I'm sorry for hitting you! That was also very spur of the moment. Please forgive me! (hugs Aion) Angel: NIKKI-KUN! Me: O.O (stops hugging Aion) Sorry. (Steps aside) He's all yours. CIAO! Angel: Well, Ari said 'Go get him' so (blushes) forgive me! (Gives Aion a kiss goodbye) SAYO EVERYONE! Me: WAIT! (Grabs the back of Angel's shirt and tugs her back) We are not done...to comment on Ari's voice and give her a hard time...HA HA! You sound demented! HA! I think I know something else that would cause your voice to get raspy too...(gets a sly/suggestive look on her face) Heh...heh heh...heh. Ne Ryushi? (Pokes him in the ribs with her elbow) Angel: Nikki-kun, leave her alone. (Sighs) And Ari-chan? (Bows) You do not have to apologize to me! You are completely better than that! I assure you, that in the matter of Aion-sama and myself, your health comes first, because without you, well XD I never would've met him in the first place! (bows again) I am eternally grateful! You too Ryushi-sama! You need not apologize either! You have been no trouble at all! XD You never could be! O.O Unless, you wanted to be-I mean-erm,-uh...(gets a defeated look and sweatdrops) I'm babbling again, aren't I Nikki-kun? Me: Yah. To put it bluntly. Angel: Yes, I am terribly sorry if I've offended you Ryushi-sama! (bows) And Ari-chan? (blushes and whispering) Um, what did you tell Ruin-sama exactly, btw HELLO RUIN! (Waves to him)? If you do not wish to tell, you do not have to. Alas, my curiosity has gotten the better of me. Me: Oh, like the curiosity of how Aion "tastes" (wink, wink) If ya know what I mean? Angel: O.O NIKKI-KUN! (turns beet red again) Me: HA! YOU DO HAVE PERVERTED THOUGHTS! WOO! (In a singsong voice) YOU WANNA FRENCH AION! YOU WANNA FRENCH AION! ALLIE OWES ME 20 BUCKS! ALISANDE! YOU SO OWE ME! (runs away) Angel: Oh! (Defeated look again) I honestly dislike it when she does that to me! Oh well, in our house, we tease because we love one another! O.O If so, then Nikki-kun must love Ruin, um, Ruin-chan (looks embarrassed) a lot. I'm sorry I disobeyed your request Ruin-chan I MEAN Ruin-sama! I just wanted to see how it sounded. Well, I must go, it seems that Hamster Ruin and Hamster R-R O.O HAMSTER RYUSHI AND HAMSTER RUIN ARE FIGHTING! OH MY GOODNESS! (runs to the cage) Me: And the moral of the day...even hamsters can be bi...
Spatial- Heh, though the thought did cross my mind, no you won't die. Thanks for the cookies! (glomps the cookie tray)
Universal Fighter- Sorry. No offense meant. I said it's the preppy ones. Not cheerleaders in general. I know another cheerleader too and she is awesome! I meant the one's that spend an hour on deciding what to wear on game day and then wear their uniforms and then spend another hour on deciding which hair scrunchie goes best with it...-.- Our school is infested with those people. Glad you liked the bloopers!
Reignashii- (pats your back) It's okay hun, just know that they're gonna go kill the big, mean bad guy.
blueangel-maggie1723- Me: Well, I'm glad you're doing better! IT'S SPAZTASTIC! Yes, you can use spaztastic if you wish. Naoko: I've already flushed countless fish dumbass. Me: (smacks her with a meter stick) Be nice! And Lou-Lou (my new nickname for Lou) COME OUT OF THE ROCK! T.T PLEASE! I NEED A HUG SEEING AS THIS IS THE LAST CHAPPIE! (pulls Lou out from under the rock and hugs her) PEACE MAN! I MEAN...WOMAN! Naoko: Ah, what the hell? (Hugs Maggie) I'm gonna miss you girl! T.T I only pick on you cause I care! Us: (hugs you tighter, sobbing)
With Nikki and Kaoru...
Kaoru fell out of the portal thingie, surprisingly landing on her feet, and the more coordinated one, Nikki, fell on her ass.
"STUPID PORTAL!" Nikki runs up and kicks the wall multiple times, "OWWWW!" Now, she's grabbing on to her foot and hopping around the room.
"Nikki, my oh so rash friend, I suggest you cool it so we can kick this guy's ass and get the hell out of here."
BANG!
Kaoru's brains, say hello to the wall. Wall, say hello to Kaoru's brains. Yeah, Kaoru was dead. Well, (clicks her tongue) sorry for being so blunt about it. But I really can't find any other way to put it.
Kaoru: Wait a minute! I DIED! T.T
Me: Yeah. It kinda says that above there.
Kaoru: But the readers love me! T.T Kenshin too!
Kenshin: Hai, that I do Kaoru-dono.
Me: So?
Kaoru: IT SO GOES AGAINST THE POLL! T.T
Me: You think I care?
Battousai: Cruel bitch.
Me: I wouldn't be talkin bastard.
Battousai: Woman, you can just get on you knees and suck my cock for all I care.
Me: Fine. (takes out two condoms) Vanilla or Strawberry? Your choice.
Battousai: ...
Me: That's what I thought you said.
"OH MY GOD! KAORU! NOOOOOO!"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That's what she gets for being in league with you mafia bitch!"
"OY! I AM NOT DONE SCREAMING IN GRIEF HERE!"
"Fine!" Enishi throws up his hands, "Fine, fine."
"WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HER!" Nikki falls to her knees, right in the pool of Kaoru's blood, and begins sobbing on the dead girl's chest, "She did nothing to you!" (Isn't that a lovely picture?)
"I just said..."
"STILL SCREAMING IN GRIEF HERE! Oh god! Battousai will kill me." she lets out a scream of pain when Enishi shoots her in the shoulder.
"Not if I get to you first." he puts the gun away, "Now, let's be fair about this." Enishi throws her a sword as well.
"We can't be fair about this!"
"Why the hell not?"
"I can't use my arm!"
"WHY NOT!"
"You shot me in the shoulder you crazy asshole!"
"What the-? (angry sigh) Fine! I won't use my left arm either! Fair?"
"Yes. Now, En garde!"
With Angel and Haru...
Haru falls face first into a pile of dragon shit. (Me: HA! RYUSHI! He fell in your shit! (laughs so hard her face turns red from lack of oxygen))
(-.-) (Haru)
"The whole fucking world is out to get me."
"HARU-SAMA!" Angel barely manages to duck underneath another column of fire "WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP SHOOTING FIRE AT ME!"
"Hmm, oh let me think. What is that word I'm looking for? NO!" Ryushi shoots some more fire at her, which Angel screeches and ducks under again.
"For god's sake woman! Just kill the thing! It clearly is evil!"
"Haru-sama! Dragons are not evil, they are just cruelly misunderstood!"
"Just shut up about the damn morals and get your ass over here!" Angel nods and bolts her way over to Haru. He seizes her around the waist with one arm and yanks her close to him for protection.
"H-Haru-s-sama?"
"Don't take this as anything woman, just shut up and let me protect you."
"Oh, Haru-sama!" she buries her head in his shoulder and cries.
(-.-) (Haru)
"THE whole world." he mutters.
With Nikki and Enishi...
Let's just say, Nikki was losing...badly. Swordswomanship was not her strong point. Neither was psychiatry, but let's not get into that now.
"Enishi!" she yells, being slammed up against a wall by him, "What the hell did I do to you!"
"Simple, you were born." he rams her through with the sword, "Looks like I had the last laugh bitch." Enishi pulls her off the wall and just watches her at the very end of his sword, while he was holding it, struggling to hold her sword, fighting just to breathe.
"Enishi..." Nikki manages to crack out.
"I suggest you save your breath woman, because you don't have many more left in you."
"Go...to...hell." Enishi gets a 'huh?' look on his face and has no time to react as Nikki runs right up the sword, until the hilt of it was pressed up against her stomach, and rams her own sword through Enishi's chest.
"Good shot bitch." he looks down at his chest and back up at Nikki, "Suicide, but very good." And with that, he lets go of his own sword and falls down, his eyes staring up in death.
"Heh." by now, Nikki was sweaty, bloody, and struggling just to stands on her wobbly legs, "Who has the last laugh now?" And with that, her eyes roll up in the back of her head and she falls down, her arm around Kaoru's waist, like a true friend's, dead, Enishi's sword, still embedded inside her body.
The grief when she and Kaoru were found was unimaginable. Angel and Haru had gotten to them first, after Haru had brutally murdered Ryushi the Dragon. Angel became so hysterical with grief, she could barely stand on her own, so Haru had to more or less, carry all three of them back. When they emerged from the coffin/portal/thingie, Nick, being unable to stand the sight, took the 12 gage and blew her brains out right away. (Me: I'm sorry, I cannot help laughing at this part) Haru couldn't help but to think 'oh great, more to clean up.' Battousai, as you could imagine, was not necessarily too happy when he got back from his own dimension.
"KAORU!" he screams, tearing her from Haru's arms, and hugging her cold, dead, bloody body to his, "Oh god."Our mighty Battousai sank to his knees and began for the first time ever, crying. Kenshin came next, and no one, not even the best author in the world, not even Kenshin himself, could put the grief he felt into words. (Me: Sorry, I am typing with a tissue because I'm listening to My Last Breath by Evanescence while typing this, and I am also PMSing, so a tear or two is escaping here) He didn't say anything, he just grabbed Nikki and cradled her in his arms, his forehead pressed to hers, allowing silent tears to stream down his face.
2 yrs. Later...
I was the last one to defeat my enemy, so I don't know exactly how events unfolded, or how things even got to be. All I know is that Kaoru and Nikki went into this battle and never came back out. They were both laid to rest two days after, adorned in yellow and black, the Spanish Mafia's official colors, and then their bodies were handed over to Soujiro for cremation. He said that he will try to bring them back.
Afterward, Kenshin sank into depression and has not even looked at another girl since. Angel became suicidal, and after countless attempts, was committed to a mental ward, where Haru stayed with her, to let her know we had not abandoned her. I couldn't take it back at the apartment by myself, so Battousai moved in with me and we have been each other's friendly companions ever since.
Soujiro found Nick's soul and was able to bring the technician back, but so far, no word on our friends. He says I'm almost ready to be a mafia doctor on my own now, but that news was bittersweet without my friends here to tell. The three of us were like one being, and now two thirds are gone, leaving one all by herself.
"I just cannot believe they're gone." Battousai rests his head on his hands and lets out a deep sigh.
"You say that every day." Spatial tells him, placing a comforting arm around his shoulders.
"Yeah, but this is the second anniversary of their death."
"Do you have to bring that up!" an amber eyed Kenshin yells. His eyes had permanently turned that color after the funeral.
"Kenshin, let's not yell. It's only us three. We should be friends not enemies." Spatial looks earnestly at the door and sighs, "I still keep thinking that they're just gonna walk right through that door, with McDonald's take out in their arms, Nikki singing some stupid folk song and Kaoru yelling at her to shut up."
"My boooody lies over the ocean, my booooody lies over the sea! My boooody lies over the ocean, so bring back my body to me!"
"NIKKI! SHUT UP! YOU'RE DISTURBING THE OTHER TENANTS!"
"It's like you can hear them now." Kenshin sighs.
BANG!
The door bursts open and Nikki and Kaoru are standing there, without a scratch, arms loaded with McDonald's take out.
"Okay!" Nikki calls, slamming a bag down, "Who had the Quarter Pounder with ketchup only and a medium chocolate milkshake!"
"Erm, Nikki..."
Everyone was just staring at the two, wondering if they were really there, or if someone was just playing a cruel trick on them.
"What? You people act as if We've been dead for two years!" Nikki munches down on a fry and begins laughing, "C'mere and give me a hug like you know you wanna." That was all the reassurance they needed. It most definitely was them. Spatial got to them first and hugged the shit out of them. She then stepped back respectively and let Kenshin and Battousai get their share of hugs and kisses in before they all sat down and snacked on a first meal for two, and an ordinary meal for most, McDonald's take out. (Screen goes black here)
"GAH! DUDE! SPATIAL! YOU'RE GETTING TEARS IN MY KETCHUP!"
"Heh, sorry Nikki."
THE END
Me: Please, Please, Please, Please, say you want a sequel! I will be more than happy to do it! R and R! (cries) Thanks to you all for reading too! I am forever grateful to you! And especially grateful to those who reviewed! T.T Okay, now I am crying! (HUGS YOU ALL REAL HARD)