A/N- These were first posted on my old account but I decided to update them a bit and post them on here, all as one. If a section of the rhyme is in "speech marks" then its Malfoy impersonating Voldemort. Any ideas for new ones are most welcome.
Harry Potter Parody Songs
If You Want to Kill Potter…(Goes to music of "If you're happy and you know it….")
If you want to kill Potter, clap your hands
If you want to kill Potter, clap your hands
If you really, really, really want to kill Harry Potter, clap your hands, clap your hands and clap your hands.
If you want to drown Harry, stamp your feet
If you want to drown Harry, stamp your feet
If you really, really, really want to drown Harry Potter, stamp your feet, stamp your feet and stamp your feet.
If you want to strangle Potter, nod your head
If you want to strangle Potter, nod your head
If you really, really, really want to strangle Harry Potter, nod your head, nod your head and nod your head.
If you want to shoot Harry, touch your nose
If you want to shoot Harry, touch your nose
If you really, really, really want to shoot Harry Potter, touch your nose, touch your nose and touch your nose.
If you want to torture Potter, raise your wands
If you want to torture Potter, raise your wands
If you really, really, really want to torture Harry Potter, raise your wands, raise your wands and raise your wands.
If you want to burn Harry, shout hooray
If you want to burn Harry, shout hooray
If you really, really, really want to burn Harry Potter, shout hooray, shout hooray and shout hooray.
If you want to kill Potter, clap your hands, stamp your feet, nod your head, touch your nose, raise your wands, and shout hooray
If you want to kill Potter, clap your hands, stamp your feet, nod your head, touch your nose, raise your wands, and shout hooray
If you really, really, really want to kill Harry Potter, clap your hands, stamp your feet, nod your head, touch your nose, raise your wands and shout hooray.