A/N- These were first posted on my old account but I decided to update them a bit and post them on here, all as one. If a section of the rhyme is in "speech marks" then its Malfoy impersonating Voldemort. Any ideas for new ones are most welcome.
Harry Potter Parody Songs
Do the Voldie-Pokie(Goes to the music "hokie pokie" or however you spell it)
You put the Imperius curse on, the Imperius curse off
On, off, on, off and put it on again
Do the Voldie-pokiey and you turn around
That's what it all about
Ow the Voldie-pokiey
Ow the Voldie-pokiey
Ow the Voldie-pokiey
Legs broken, ankles sprained
Ouch, ouch, ouch
You put the Crucio curse on, the Crucio curse off
On, off, on, off and put it on again
Do the Voldie-pokiey and you turn around
That's what it all about
Ow the Voldie-pokiey
Ow the Voldie-pokiey
Ow the Voldie-pokiey
Legs broken, ankles sprained
Ouch, ouch, ouch
You put the Avada curse on, the Kedavra curse on
On, on, on, on and put it on again
Do the Voldie-pokiey and you turn around
That's what it all about
Ow the Voldie-pokiey
Ow the Voldie-pokiey
Ow the Voldie-pokiey
Legs broken, ankles sprained
Ouch, ouch, ouch